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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Jesse on October 29, 2012, 06:07:02 PM
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What would we do? I defintley would try fucking ziggy marley in the ass. Despite him being a wigger he is a cute wigger and he needs to get fucked
CbC I would probably have dinner with after we went to the movies, the next day seaworld. we would talk all night long, and pig out on ice cream
Cassanova F. I would defintley have a root beer with, and talk about whatever.
Callaway, I have a feeling would want to go camping. where we would go bird watching. animal tracking and rafting :prude:
Butterflies, I would wake up next to sniffing her undies, and then fuck her.
Everyone else can fuck off
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Keep your mind and heart open to make other friends here. :prude:
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Hmm. maybe, who Am I kidding though? I'm a grochie guy! :seal:
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There are a lot of nice people here, you never know! :thumbup:
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Butterflies, I would wake up next to sniffing her undies, and then fuck her.
Everyone else can fuck off
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
:plus:
If I ever see you, I cant guarantee you a fuck, but you can have my undies :vibrator:
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There wouldn't be enough corners for all of us to hide in.
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There wouldn't be enough corners for all of us to hide in.
And do our rocking. :autism:
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There wouldn't be enough corners for all of us to hide in.
And do our rocking. :autism:
Damn right. Ricky would be madly fapping in one corner so that would make three corner between the rest of us. (Of course would we face away from his self-pleasuring and or would we shield our arses to the wall? Very difficult predicament)
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:asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :grouphug: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
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*hides under table and spikes the punch*
*uploads compromising video to youtube* :zoinks:
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I would conduct a boob-firmness excamination.
Butterflies would be tested extensively.
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I'd bring mace.
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I'd bring mace.
:thumbup: :plus:
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I have personally met 4 members of this site, Scrap, Sir Les, PSP and CBC. I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa. I met two members through Wrong Planet back in 2008.
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I have personally met 4 members of this site, Scrap, Sir Les, PSP and CBC. I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa. I met two members through Wrong Planet back in 2008.
So far I have only met PPK, that was a fun time! :litigious:
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I have personally met 4 members of this site, Scrap, Sir Les, PSP and CBC. I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa. I met two members through Wrong Planet back in 2008.
So far I have only met PPK, that was a fun time! :litigious:
:thumbup: :agreed:
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I have personally met 4 members of this site, Scrap, Sir Les, PSP and CBC. I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa. I met two members through Wrong Planet back in 2008.
So far I have only met PPK, that was a fun time! :litigious:
A friend of mine has invited me to shoot the HK416 rifle with him
(http://www.americanspecialops.com/images/weapons/hk-416.jpg)
I don't think it'll happen anytime too soon, but I've accepted the invitation :D
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I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa.
Ah yes, This is when I had jury duty and you went to work in austraila
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I would conduct a boob-firmness excamination.
Butterflies would be tested extensively.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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I would test her butterfly :orly:
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I would test her butterfly :orly:
:oneliner:
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
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^ But why be defensive when all we want to do is love you? :zoinks:
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I would test her butterfly :orly:
That did make me laugh :laugh:
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
Oh hell, the noise will be awful there. Not joining the party. Sorry Parts, no fresh killed beef for you, that very day.
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
Can I bring my skateboard? :autism:
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I have personally met 4 members of this site, Scrap, Sir Les, PSP and CBC. I think I was working OT when Richard was in Santa Rosa. I met two members through Wrong Planet back in 2008.
So far I have only met PPK, that was a fun time! :litigious:
A friend of mine has invited me to shoot the HK416 rifle with him
(http://www.americanspecialops.com/images/weapons/hk-416.jpg)
I don't think it'll happen anytime too soon, but I've accepted the invitation :D
You will have fun, but be warned of noise.
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I would be wearing my tigger suit :asthing:
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
Oh hell, the noise will be awful there. Not joining the party. Sorry Parts, no fresh killed beef for you, that very day.
It would echo a lot in that room, so that would put me off going there.
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
Oh hell, the noise will be awful there. Not joining the party. Sorry Parts, no fresh killed beef for you, that very day.
It would echo a lot in that room, so that would put me off going there.
:indeed:
Maybe the two of us could go somewhere else in stead. And let the others enjoy the carnage.
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I found the perfect place. I would only need a couple of days to set up my defensive position before anyone else arrived :tooledup:
Oh hell, the noise will be awful there. Not joining the party. Sorry Parts, no fresh killed beef for you, that very day.
It would echo a lot in that room, so that would put me off going there.
:indeed:
Maybe the two of us could go somewhere else in stead. And let the others enjoy the carnage.
I'm with you guys. :laugh:
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Oh great, it will be me and Richard.
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Oh great, it will be me and Richard.
So have you decided yet whether it's ass to the wall? :lol1:
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Oh great, it will be me and Richard.
So have you decided yet whether it's ass to the wall? :lol1:
Yes and fists up :)
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I'm closing in on your post count Al. :viking:
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Hey I have only been here ...bloody hell i hate to think how many years i have been subjecting myself to I2 :GA:
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Hey I have only been here ...bloody hell i hate to think how many years i have been subjecting myself to I2 :GA:
Next month it will be 5 years! Post faster! You can do it! :viking:
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Hey I have only been here ...bloody hell i hate to think how many years i have been subjecting myself to I2 :GA:
Next month it will be 5 years! Post faster! You can do it! :viking:
Holy fuck I've been here over 6 years. That's a little scary.
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Hey I have only been here ...bloody hell i hate to think how many years i have been subjecting myself to I2 :GA:
Next month it will be 5 years! Post faster! You can do it! :viking:
Holy fuck I've been here over 6 years. That's a little scary.
I was reading your earliest posts the other day. It's amazing what a difference time makes in a person.
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All forums I post on currently, are still relatively recent for me, including this one. It feels much much longer, but 3 years isn't that much really, considering I've been foruming around since the last part of the 90s :I
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Oh great, it will be me and Richard.
So have you decided yet whether it's ass to the wall? :lol1:
Such a dirty mind! I like it, but this nigger isnt my type. :P
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Hey I have only been here ...bloody hell i hate to think how many years i have been subjecting myself to I2 :GA:
Next month it will be 5 years! Post faster! You can do it! :viking:
Holy fuck I've been here over 6 years. That's a little scary.
I was reading your earliest posts the other day. It's amazing what a difference time makes in a person.
Big difference between 20 and 26 (almost 27). I do believe I've grown up, more'n a little.
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I'll bring my one and only fire agate and taunt Richard with it. :green:
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Diesel you motherfucker! haha How is that 89 ct baby doing? Good I hope. :)
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Diesel you motherfucker! haha How is that 89 ct baby doing? Good I hope. :)
It has been having issues with its mother, and the recession has been brutal to its stock portfolio.
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Those of you who didn't join me would be dead. :evillaugh:
I've got more firepower than anyone here!! :P :tooledup:
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There wouldn't be enough corners for all of us to hide in.
the big bang theory the more the merrier.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1KiOVcVSY#)
Those of you who didn't join me would be dead. :evillaugh:
I've got more firepower than anyone here!! :P :tooledup:
I'm not going down without a fight. It would probably be a pretty pathetic fight but a fight nonetheless :M
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My corner would be teh coolest because I'd have the best beer and dank. :beergrin: :stoned:
And teh womyrnez :eyebrows: :bounce:
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My corner would be teh coolest because I'd have the best beer and dank. :beergrin: :stoned:
And teh womyrnez :eyebrows: :bounce:
Would you and Zegh find each other sharing a quality joint?
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And teh womyrnez :eyebrows: :bounce:
Sex dolls don't count. :M
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I would be leaning back into my seat with a tall glass of bourbon and coke. I will look around and smile at the going on of others
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Will be a funny room. Most people wanting to be in a corner, or at a wall at least. Away from the centre, maybe looking at others.
Funny visual image.
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I'd just see if anyone brought their dog along and then I'd spend the rest of the evening petting and talking to the dog.
Dogs are a lot better than people. :M
(http://i.imgur.com/77PkjxE.png)
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I'd just see if anyone brought their dog along and then I'd spend the rest of the evening petting and talking to the dog.
Dogs are a lot better than people. :M
(http://i.imgur.com/77PkjxE.png)
I'd be right next to you... actually right next to the dog really. :green:
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I would be leaning back into my seat with a tall glass of bourbon and coke. I will look around and smile at the going on of others
I'll be busy sniffing Al. :zoinks:
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Um.... not happening :headhurts:
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I'd wear my sunglasses and hat. :heisenberg:
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*steals a beer, sneaks back in corner*
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I would be perfectly comfortable as long as I was wearing my special socializing suit :zoinks:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg/220px-Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg)
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I would be perfectly comfortable as long as I was wearing my special socializing suit :zoinks:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg/220px-Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg)
Armour would only slow me down. Rather than a special socializing suit, I have an emergency escape route in case I get overwhelmed:
(http://hacknmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Portal-Gun01.jpg)
:autism:
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I would be perfectly comfortable as long as I was wearing my special socializing suit :zoinks:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg/220px-Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg)
People will stare. :laugh:
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Maybe there's no need to actually be there.
(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dark-knight-masket.jpg)
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Maybe there's no need to actually be there.
(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dark-knight-masket.jpg)
You'll ask Morgan Freeman to go in your place? :orly:
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Maybe there's no need to actually be there.
(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dark-knight-masket.jpg)
You'll ask Morgan Freeman to go in your place? :orly:
In that case, I'll spend the whole time talking to the dog as well as Morgan Freeman. Get Morgan Freeman to narrate the dog's actions :autism:
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Maybe there's no need to actually be there.
(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dark-knight-masket.jpg)
Isn't that what we're already doing here?
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If Morgan Freeman plays God in another movie, he will become trapped in it, like Seinfeld or Pierce Brosnan being hopelessly trapped in their roles
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If Morgan Freeman plays God in another movie, he will become trapped in it, like Seinfeld or Pierce Brosnan being hopelessly trapped in their roles
I thought Morgan Freeman was God. :laugh:
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If Morgan Freeman plays God in another movie, he will become trapped in it, like Seinfeld or Pierce Brosnan being hopelessly trapped in their roles
I thought Morgan Freeman was God. :laugh:
No, George Burns is! sheesh!! ::)
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If Morgan Freeman plays God in another movie, he will become trapped in it, like Seinfeld or Pierce Brosnan being hopelessly trapped in their roles
I thought Morgan Freeman was God. :laugh:
No, George Burns is! sheesh!! ::)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cfdd06a29e547407d0353b445d09edd71567575e03ab4599bcc4ee2b24d113d.jpg)
Sorry but George Burns didn't appear in the greatest film of all time. Morgan Freeman did, though. :M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtwXlIwozog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtwXlIwozog)
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I would be leaning back into my seat with a tall glass of bourbon and coke. I will look around and smile at the going on of others
I'll be busy sniffing Al. :zoinks:
I would smell of bourbon and win
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Maybe there's no need to actually be there.
(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dark-knight-masket.jpg)
You'll ask Morgan Freeman to go in your place? :orly:
In that case, I'll spend the whole time talking to the dog as well as Morgan Freeman. Get Morgan Freeman to narrate the dog's actions :autism:
Do it the other way around. I don't like Morgan Freeman.
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I don't like Morgan Freeman.
(http://t.qkme.me/3pzsym.jpg)
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If we ever get into a room together I will explain to you at length why. :P
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Every time someone expresses a disliking for Morgan Freeman - a freckle vanishes from his face :(
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-16/1614/south-park-s16e14c15-earning-his-freckles-16x9.jpg?)
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Every time someone expresses a disliking for Morgan Freeman - a freckle vanishes from his face :(
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-16/1614/south-park-s16e14c15-earning-his-freckles-16x9.jpg?)
But every time he explains a backstory, he gains a freckle so I'm sure he'll be fine. :)
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hmm, if we were in a room I'd try to find a seat first off...then I'd introduce myself to those that wished it...but you all know me so If we were in a room I don't see the point in saying hey I'm hannah...
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I would be perfectly comfortable as long as I was wearing my special socializing suit :zoinks:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg/220px-Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg)
Missed this, that is a very good socializing suit indeed!
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then I'd introduce myself to those that wished it
How does one know if someone wishes an introduction?
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then I'd introduce myself to those that wished it
How does one know if someone wishes an introduction?
"Would you like it if I introduced myself to you?" :autism:
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then I'd introduce myself to those that wished it
How does one know if someone wishes an introduction?
"Would you like it if I introduced myself to you?" :autism:
>:D Yes....
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then I'd introduce myself to those that wished it
How does one know if someone wishes an introduction?
When I want an introduction, I stare at them like this. :drool:
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That's me in the corner hiding behind some loud talking people. I'm the one with the headphones and sunglasses, deeply engrossed in reading a book.
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That's me in the corner hiding behind some loud talking people. I'm the one with the headphones and sunglasses, deeply engrossed in reading a book.
That still could be 30% of the people gathered at least.
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That's me in the corner hiding behind some loud talking people. I'm the one with the headphones and sunglasses, deeply engrossed in reading a book.
That still could be 30% of the people gathered at least.
I'd be in the next room. :zoinks:
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That's me in the corner hiding behind some loud talking people. I'm the one with the headphones and sunglasses, deeply engrossed in reading a book.
That still could be 30% of the people gathered at least.
Crowded corners.
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I'll be sitting quietly on the floor somewhere, with a deck of cards in front of me.
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I'll be sitting quietly on the floor somewhere, with a deck of cards in front of me.
Will you entertain us with magic tricks? :orly:
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This is getting too crowded for me.
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This is getting too crowded for me.
But you said you're in the other room.
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This is getting too crowded for me.
But you said you're in the other room.
The house.
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This is getting too crowded for me.
But you said you're in the other room.
The house.
Go back to your room, party pooper. :hahaha: The magic show is about to start. :zoinks:
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Go back to your room, party pooper. :hahaha: The magic show is about to start. :zoinks:
Jim Morrison - The Movie (Complete Poem) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul5HTPES-yU#)
The Doors: Celebration of the Lizard Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9BfB6W5Gc4#)
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This is getting too crowded for me.
But you said you're in the other room.
The house.
Go back to your room, party pooper. :hahaha: The magic show is about to start. :zoinks:
Just keep it quiet, OK?
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I'll be sitting quietly on the floor somewhere, with a deck of cards in front of me.
Will you entertain us with magic tricks? :orly:
Yes :M
Now quiet everyone!
What I will present you tonight is of great danger. If there is someone sensitive in the room, may leave now and join odeon in the basement.
First I'll ask you all to sit confortably in a circle on the floor.
Now, you must empty your pockets of any kind of money you own and leave it in the middle of the circle.
I will now create a path, with the cards, from my point in the circle to your money, and set the cards on fire. You will see that the fire will consume the cards and then your bills.
Now look at the ceiling.
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Go towards the light. :flyingbat:
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I'll be sitting quietly on the floor somewhere, with a deck of cards in front of me.
Will you entertain us with magic tricks? :orly:
Now quiet everyone!
What I will present you tonight is of great danger. If there is someone sensitive in the room, may leave now and join odeon in the basement.
Join you in the basement, what's in the basement? Madeline McCann? :aff:
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Apparently I'm there.
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Apparently I'm there.
Chained up? :aff:
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Apparently I'm there.
Chained up? :aff:
Maybe. Would you like to check? >:D
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Apparently I'm there.
Chained up? :aff:
Maybe. Would you like to check? >:D
And never mind that the light bulb seems to be broken. :zoinks:
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Apparently I'm there.
Are you in the I2 basement? Pig and Bodaccea are there.
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Apparently I'm there.
Chained up? :aff:
Maybe. Would you like to check? >:D
No, I'm scared of what might be down there. :aff:
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Join you in the basement, what's in the basement? Madeline McCann? :aff:
Nice one! Tomorrow I'll have Scotland Yard knocking on my door, giving that I'm actually portuguese. Well done. >:(
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Did you bring any Port, to go with the cookies?
Might make the gathering more bearable.
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I left it in the basement, before entering the room :apondering:
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I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
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:laugh:
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That's why I'd stay in the basement.
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OT:
I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
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OT:
I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
So is beating people to death. It's not as fun as everyone makes it out of be :autism:
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I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
So is beating people to death. It's not as fun as everyone makes it out of be :autism:
I trust the gamer on this. :zoinks:
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I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
So is beating people to death. It's not as fun as everyone makes it out of be :autism:
I trust the gamer on this. :zoinks:
:thumbup:
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I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
So is beating people to death. It's not as fun as everyone makes it out of be :autism:
I trust the gamer on this. :zoinks:
:thumbup:
OK, so not all the way to death, so much, but how about just until they shit themselves and must be hospitalized for weeks; OK by you?
Now that level, I can talk about with first hand knowledge.
I am not talking about a game, either. I am talking about people who tried to hurt me and I prevailed.
My earlier post was more about social anxiety than how I would react if attacked.
Understand, there was a time in the late seventies when three hoodlums were trying to steal my entire camera rig (worth over two thousand dollars - back then, a sizable investment in an innocent hobby) and I used my old "F Model" as a mace and I took two of them oout with two swings and the third hoodlum ran away before I could hit him.
It did not hurt my camera, but it took a while to remove all the blood and hair from the outer surfaces. As far as I know, no one died, but the HUGE firsst guy I hit was definitely injured severely. The second stroke was a kind of swung around weak stroke, which I intended to repeat immediately if he was still standing.
He did not stand. He fell instantly and began bleeding from his nose, mouth and one ear. I focused on the third, but he was already running as fast as he could have. That was about nineteen seventy nine and I was about twenty four. Did not really want any trouble that day, but I am never unprepared.
Using my favorite camera to get me out of a threatening situation was jusst one bit of what my studies had taught me.
Oh, forgot to mention about shitting. The first one I slammed with my camera mace, huge fucking guy (always take out the largest one first! One simple rule of survival, with my compliments) went down instantly, bleeding through his nose (I hit him with a downward stroke in the upper part of the back of his head, not his nose) and shit himself.
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I would probably beat everyone to death, just to try to save myself from going insane. Nothing personal.
:dunno:
Sanity is over rated
So is beating people to death. It's not as fun as everyone makes it out of be :autism:
I trust the gamer on this. :zoinks:
:thumbup:
OK, so not all the way to death, so much, but how about just until they shit themselves and must be hospitalized for weeks; OK by you?
No, to death. That way they can't talk. :zoinks:
I am not talking about a game, either.
Of course it's a game, just not a video game. If you make a game out of it, it's fun.
Why do you think police brutality is so popular? It's fun :police:
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I think you are totally fucked up if you think that real life trauma is just a game.
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
I'm betting on Nikon. :autism:
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I think you are totally fucked up if you think that real life trauma is just a game.
Everything is a game. Driving, politics, Weebles, porn, internet trolling, police brutality, genocide, child abuse (this was my dad's favourite game :asthing:), life itself.
Yes, even murder is nothing more than a fun game. It's my personal favourite. :autism:
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I would make everyone crazy :headhurts: :migraine: :GA: by talking nonstop about Breaking Bad. :heisenberg:
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I would make everyone crazy :headhurts: :migraine: :GA: by talking nonstop about Breaking Bad. :heisenberg:
I just started that show, well I finished series 1.
If you spoil anything, I will gut you. :heisenberg:
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I would make everyone crazy :headhurts: :migraine: :GA: by talking nonstop about Breaking Bad. :heisenberg:
I just started that show, well I finished series 1.
If you spoil anything, I will gut you. :heisenberg:
I won't spoil it. Stay away from my Breaking Bad thread, just to be safe.
Finish watching the show. Do it. You want this. :heisenberg:
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
I'm betting on Nikon. :autism:
It all boils down to if DD is a Canon or a Nikon man. Me, I would have killed for a Canon F1, once upon a time. It was always out of my price range.
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
Yup.
I still have one of the seventies era Canon 35mm lenses (aperture 1.4) that I use on my modern digital Nikon equipment, turned around backwards on an ancient Nikon bellows or just simply some old lens extensions (I use the metal extensions in the field, mostly, but honestly, I have not been able to do much for about three years, due to my hip problems - getting better, though!!) as a micro photography lens.
Wish I had kept the 20mm that was a part of that kit, but, after I switched to Nikon and began selling off the Canon stuff, the 20 was too valuable to keep.
Hard to beat this old super bright 35mm, though.
I have a little swivel thing from the nineteen thirties that I adapted to hold two flashes (originally made as support for two old "bulb flash" units) that I have re-purposed to hold two small electronic flashes set to a two:one ratio (actually, I can set them anywhere from two to one or up to six to one ratio, depending upon the needs of the subject matter) that is a way that I use to light micro subjects. it will moount on either the tripod mount of the largest extension or either of the mounts supported by the bellows.
I generally use it on the solid metal extensions, outdoors.
Have not done much in a while, but when I do similar photography indoors, I set up a kind of background, sometimes translucent with backlighting and often use several A/C powered lights. Of course, sometimes, I want a pure black background and simply need to place the subject on a surface like glass (avoid reflections, obviously; angle of incidence and all that. Very simple, really.) with a large distance between the subject and anything that your photographic lights could fall upon, hence, pure black background.
Understand, I am talking about photographing micro subjects, bugs, inside flowers, undersides of mushrooms, tiny spiders, etc.
A dramatically extended, high quality lens , short focal length is perfect for this. The old Canon is quite clear!
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
I'm betting on Nikon. :autism:
It all boils down to if DD is a Canon or a Nikon man. Me, I would have killed for a Canon F1, once upon a time. It was always out of my price range.
Call me a turncoat, but when the electronic age happened, I followed the leader, which was clearly Nikon back in the day.
I still own a collection of perfectly functional cameras, including Canon F1 (my favorite mace - have owned three), Canon FTb, Nikon F, Nikon FM, Nikon F2, Nikon FM2, Nikon F4s (Nikon's first successful auto-focus format - I also own a nice 80mm-200mm f=2.8 lens for this camera system, along a few others.
Along with a number of FM2s - all mechanical, completely indestructible - and a few more F4s (advanced for their time, trouble-free, unlike most Canons of that era) this made up my complement of 35mm professional photographic warchest items.
Obviously, most of the portrait work I did was done on a medium format system of one sort or another, depending upon the subject matter. I also owned Bronica 645s, Mamiys 6x7 RBs, Mamiya Twin Lens 6x6, Fuji 6x17 range finder panoramic, Hasselblad 6x6.
Honestly, as cool as the Hasselblad was, the only use I ever found for it, being a square format and all, was for weddings where they expected a square format wedding album and I HATED doing weddings.
Generally, going on a nature excursion, I would hang a 35mm around my neck, mount either a Mamiya RB 6x7 or Fuji 6x17 on a tripod and just head out. I had a quick release on the tripod, so if I needed to switch from medium format to 35mm, I could do so in less time than it takes to steady the legs of the tripod.
... but, yeah. I still have decent condition Canon F1 (which I still own) AND Nikon F (which I still own) models, just like were popular in the 60s era.
I managed to get rid of all of my professional medium format gear as the digital wavefront hit the pro market, around the turn of the century. By 2003, I had only one Mamiya 6x7RB (which I still own), one Nikon F4s, (which I still own), one Mamiya Twin Lens (which I still own), one Graflex 4x5 large format (which I still own), a few assorted lenses which fit various of my cameras, but that is it.
As it might be though, I own more lenses for the large format, which was my least used camera, than all the other classics combined. Things like four awesome Schneiders, three ancient Rodenstock, seven kind of cool Kodak, two really nice, modernish Nikkor and a creepy ultra wide angle Wisner lenses for my 4x5 camera, which I mainly used for creating graphics using lithe film.
(taking pictures of text to add names to a pic of US Army soldiers, for instance.)
The only modern camera I own now, could hardly be considered as a professional model. It is a Nikon D5500 and I have a standard, dark 18-85mm lens and a faster 80- 200mm f=2.8 lens as an accessory.
I doubt that it would double as a decent mace, as any old Canon with a nylon strap would. Just sayin'
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
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I'll be in the corner but I'll probably bring along some speakers and blast music by Queen. If anyone else in the room doesn't like it, then they can fuck off. :asthing:
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
Yup.
I still have one of the seventies era Canon 35mm lenses (aperture 1.4) that I use on my modern digital Nikon equipment, turned around backwards on an ancient Nikon bellows or just simply some old lens extensions (I use the metal extensions in the field, mostly, but honestly, I have not been able to do much for about three years, due to my hip problems - getting better, though!!) as a micro photography lens.
Wish I had kept the 20mm that was a part of that kit, but, after I switched to Nikon and began selling off the Canon stuff, the 20 was too valuable to keep.
Hard to beat this old super bright 35mm, though.
I have a little swivel thing from the nineteen thirties that I adapted to hold two flashes (originally made as support for two old "bulb flash" units) that I have re-purposed to hold two small electronic flashes set to a two:one ratio (actually, I can set them anywhere from two to one or up to six to one ratio, depending upon the needs of the subject matter) that is a way that I use to light micro subjects. it will moount on either the tripod mount of the largest extension or either of the mounts supported by the bellows.
I generally use it on the solid metal extensions, outdoors.
Have not done much in a while, but when I do similar photography indoors, I set up a kind of background, sometimes translucent with backlighting and often use several A/C powered lights. Of course, sometimes, I want a pure black background and simply need to place the subject on a surface like glass (avoid reflections, obviously; angle of incidence and all that. Very simple, really.) with a large distance between the subject and anything that your photographic lights could fall upon, hence, pure black background.
Understand, I am talking about photographing micro subjects, bugs, inside flowers, undersides of mushrooms, tiny spiders, etc.
A dramatically extended, high quality lens , short focal length is perfect for this. The old Canon is quite clear!
You made me want to buy a Canon F1 again. I wonder if I can get a decent one on eBay?
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
He is my kind of guy. He is into sound and he is into cameras.
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I'll be in the corner but I'll probably bring along some speakers and blast music by Queen. If anyone else in the room doesn't like it, then they can fuck off. :asthing:
Maybe you and I could learn to pal out a bit, then.
I love Queen!
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
He is my kind of guy. He is into sound and he is into cameras.
Probably losing you a bit, but I am also into "weaponry."
... and a vague amount of knowing what these weapons are and how to use them, in some cases.
I can not say how many blades from all eras of the past centuries I own. But, guns, rifles, pistols, shotguns and various other manners of firearms I own are all legal and cataloged with my federal government. I can produce an impressive list if needed.
Generally, if questioned by local law enforcement, I just need to show my permit to carry and most questions are answered.
I will never stop with cameras and as long as I can still hear, even a little bit, I will still be helping people who can not hear enjoy music, even if only thorough their bones. It is a kind of obsession of mine, so to speak,
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The spazz in me wants to know if it was a Canon F1.
Yup.
I still have one of the seventies era Canon 35mm lenses (aperture 1.4) that I use on my modern digital Nikon equipment, turned around backwards on an ancient Nikon bellows or just simply some old lens extensions (I use the metal extensions in the field, mostly, but honestly, I have not been able to do much for about three years, due to my hip problems - getting better, though!!) as a micro photography lens.
Wish I had kept the 20mm that was a part of that kit, but, after I switched to Nikon and began selling off the Canon stuff, the 20 was too valuable to keep.
Hard to beat this old super bright 35mm, though.
I have a little swivel thing from the nineteen thirties that I adapted to hold two flashes (originally made as support for two old "bulb flash" units) that I have re-purposed to hold two small electronic flashes set to a two:one ratio (actually, I can set them anywhere from two to one or up to six to one ratio, depending upon the needs of the subject matter) that is a way that I use to light micro subjects. it will moount on either the tripod mount of the largest extension or either of the mounts supported by the bellows.
I generally use it on the solid metal extensions, outdoors.
Have not done much in a while, but when I do similar photography indoors, I set up a kind of background, sometimes translucent with backlighting and often use several A/C powered lights. Of course, sometimes, I want a pure black background and simply need to place the subject on a surface like glass (avoid reflections, obviously; angle of incidence and all that. Very simple, really.) with a large distance between the subject and anything that your photographic lights could fall upon, hence, pure black background.
Understand, I am talking about photographing micro subjects, bugs, inside flowers, undersides of mushrooms, tiny spiders, etc.
A dramatically extended, high quality lens , short focal length is perfect for this. The old Canon is quite clear!
You made me want to buy a Canon F1 again. I wonder if I can get a decent one on eBay?
Maybe, but I would try https://www.keh.com/ (https://www.keh.com/) in Georgia before I would trust some asswipe on eBay. I have bought a number of used cameras from them and sold back quite a few of my leftovers,
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Oh cool.
Got stuck there for a while, browsing old cameras. Memory lane.
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Oh cool.
Got stuck there for a while, browsing old cameras. Memory lane.
That is easy to do!
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
He is my kind of guy. He is into sound and he is into cameras.
In that case, I'll avoid you too. :zoinks:
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
Pretty sure your are safe from me (other than the simple fact that in nature's way of sorting things out and shit, I am the dominant predator and I may have already eaten a great number of your kin), since I can not even imagine any type of way in heaven or hell that we could possibly have anything in common (you ignorant fuck stain) "and shit," LOL.
Maybe, my instinct will demand that I stalk you. Never can know how wild a dawg can get once gone feral and left to his own needs.
WTF, Dude?!?
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Oh cool.
Got stuck there for a while, browsing old cameras. Memory lane.
That is easy to do!
Remembered why I wanted the F1 to begin with. The first edition, without any need for a battery. Once upon a time, I was pretty good at estimating exposures without a light meter.
I have an OM2 that is partly mechanical. Not an F1, but something I could afford and actually a decent SLR in its own right.
Compare that to a Chinon CE4 that I also owned. It couldn't do anything without battery power. Lots of features, though, and I had fun while it lasted. It wasn't built for full-time photography.
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
He is my kind of guy. He is into sound and he is into cameras.
In that case, I'll avoid you too. :zoinks:
But we could discuss Dolby processors, you and me. :nerdy:
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I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
Pretty sure your are safe from me (other than the simple fact that in nature's way of sorting things out and shit, I am the dominant predator and I may have already eaten a great number of your kin), since I can not even imagine any type of way in heaven or hell that we could possibly have anything in common (you ignorant fuck stain) "and shit," LOL.
Maybe, my instinct will demand that I stalk you. Never can know how wild a dawg can get once gone feral and left to his own needs.
WTF, Dude?!?
:eyelash:
I'll be keeping my distance from DirtDawg so I don't get entrapped in a discussion of his interests. :zoinks:
He is my kind of guy. He is into sound and he is into cameras.
In that case, I'll avoid you too. :zoinks:
But we could discuss Dolby processors, you and me. :nerdy:
:eyelash:
You guys are just jealous because Al smells so good. :zoinks:
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Want to talk dirty about Dolby processors with me? :eyelash:
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Want to talk dirty about Dolby processors with me? :eyelash:
Wanna sniff Al with me? :eyebrows:
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Want to talk dirty about Dolby processors with me? :eyelash:
Wanna sniff Al with me? :eyebrows:
Not really. :P
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We can all discuss my little medical anomalies, which I will describe at great length and in detail. :autism:
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I think it's happening, Lestat, Lutra, Super, etc. Next up maybe Callaway?
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I'd love to see Callaway around.
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I'd love to see Callaway around.
Me too. I hope she's OK. :-\
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I'd love to see Callaway around.
Me too. I hope she's OK. :-\
Her last visit was March 14, 2013.