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Title: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 28, 2012, 10:41:32 AM
Discuss
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 11:45:27 AM
If this is a serious topic, Then I guess it deserves a serious answer. Why dont I ever learn? Its because you cant possibly teach me anything.

So, it only seems as if I dont learn.

Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 28, 2012, 12:20:29 PM
It is one of the most serious topics I have ever made.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 12:32:58 PM
Can I ask you a question? Can you grow pot with a flashlight?
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 28, 2012, 01:43:34 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Bastet on October 28, 2012, 01:47:43 PM
Richard doesn't want to learn. At least not from the very people who make fun of him. Why would he want to do that?
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 28, 2012, 02:00:26 PM
         I have a flashlight.    :fuckyeahdance:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 28, 2012, 02:04:38 PM
You are now a suspect!
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 28, 2012, 02:15:40 PM
You are now a suspect!

  Honestly, Officer, I was not using that flashlight to grow pot.   :stoned:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 28, 2012, 03:02:31 PM
You are now a suspect!

  Honestly, Officer, I was not using that flashlight to grow pot.   :stoned:

The elephant over your head is telling us a different story, missus Weeble. :police:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 28, 2012, 03:07:18 PM
You are now a suspect!

  Honestly, Officer, I was not using that flashlight to grow pot.   :stoned:

The elephant over your head is telling us a different story, missus Weeble. :police:

  That's not an elephant, it's an angel!  :angel:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 28, 2012, 03:14:21 PM
Richard is resisitant to most forms of learning. In Redneck USA from which he hails, he has formed an inability to let any type of learning sink in. He is stupisd and proud of said stupidity
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
Oh ffs, you know its really becomming a drag comming here and having the same dumbasses, saying the same things. And trying to defend myself. 

Can I ask you hos a question? Can you ignore me if I bother you so much? and let me talk to my friends here in peace?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 28, 2012, 03:53:18 PM
You are now a suspect!

  Honestly, Officer, I was not using that flashlight to grow pot.   :stoned:

The elephant over your head is telling us a different story, missus Weeble. :police:

  That's not an elephant, it's an angel!  :angel:

Put on your reading glasses, it's a white elephant with wings.

But then again, maybe angels are elephant shaped.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 28, 2012, 03:56:56 PM
Oh ffs, you know its really becomming a drag comming here and having the same dumbasses, saying the same things. And trying to defend myself. 

Can I ask you hos a question? Can you ignore me if I bother you so much? and let me talk to my friends here in peace?  :zoinks:

*burp*
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 03:59:30 PM
animal.  :zoinks:

(I mean nigger)

 :M
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Parts on October 28, 2012, 04:46:52 PM
Somebody check his 504 plan and we can set up a proper positive reinforcement system at his next IEP :zoinks: 
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: TA on October 28, 2012, 04:49:31 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Parts on October 28, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.

Even if that were true he has made it this far and seems rather content most of the time who is he hurting?
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 28, 2012, 05:18:52 PM
I enjoy making fun of him and having him defend placing himself on ignore and locking threads and the like. He is harmless in the same way as court jesters are harmless
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
Although some things Richard does offend me a hell of a lot and I do think he's dense (sorry Richard), I do offer this in his defense.  The PR is totally brick-wall blocked about changing her mind and behavior about some things.  No matter how often or who explains it to her, she will continue with that behavior or belief.  And I do mean that: often and who, no matter.  She will get emotional, angry, defiant, etc.  I think it's a subtle variation of the perserveration of autism.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 28, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
Ya'll niggas.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: TA on October 28, 2012, 06:16:19 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.

Even if that were true he has made it this far and seems rather content most of the time who is he hurting?

Himself.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Parts on October 28, 2012, 06:22:45 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.

Even if that were true he has made it this far and seems rather content most of the time who is he hurting?

Himself.
And this bothers you because of your overwhelming empathy for your fellow man :apondering:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 28, 2012, 06:42:10 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.

Even if that were true he has made it this far and seems rather content most of the time who is he hurting?

Himself.
And this bothers you because of your overwhelming empathy for your fellow man :apondering:

Stranger things have happened.
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/8/5/0/2/1/hehehe-73300749532.jpeg)
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: TA on October 28, 2012, 06:55:50 PM
Richard is anti-education and is perfectly content with being a poverty stricken redneck that will probably not live past 50.

Face it Richard, you are flirting with disaster.

Even if that were true he has made it this far and seems rather content most of the time who is he hurting?

Himself.
And this bothers you because of your overwhelming empathy for your fellow man :apondering:

No  :M
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 07:18:12 PM
TA has no real thought on why he doesnt like me. He's just a bandwagon junkie, This is why none of his interactions with me make any sence
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Beardy McFuckface on October 28, 2012, 07:44:30 PM
Although some things Richard does offend me a hell of a lot and I do think he's dense (sorry Richard), I do offer this in his defense.  The PR is totally brick-wall blocked about changing her mind and behavior about some things.  No matter how often or who explains it to her, she will continue with that behavior or belief.  And I do mean that: often and who, no matter.  She will get emotional, angry, defiant, etc.  I think it's a subtle variation of the perserveration of autism.

Are you comparing her... to richard?

Besides, I also have that extreme stubborn streak, yet I am not the person who violently masturbates and collects rocks in the expense of almost starving myself. You'll be surprised on how many people, autistic or not, are this stubborn.

Here's an example of such stubborness: A friend of mine wants to upgrade his computer. He shows me the part list and I instantly point out that some of them are incompatible with the motherboard (mainly the CPU and RAM, which are LGA775 and DDR2 - motherboard can't fit either). He insisted he was right and blocked out any efforts to reason with him, so I left him at it. After he got the parts, he started whining to me on how they don't fit. I felt smug and did the usual "I told you so", but he insisted that I was again wrong and insisted the website he ordered from gave him the wrong parts - even though obviously they were not.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 07:48:05 PM
omg. how is the queen gonna backpeddle out of this one? being compaired to me is really awful.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Beardy McFuckface on October 28, 2012, 07:55:18 PM
So you are comparing, and not comparing. Right.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 07:55:46 PM
omg. how is the queen gonna backpeddle out of this one? being compaired to me is really awful.  :zoinks:

They are entirely different.  The PR doesn't spend my money on rock thingies.  Richard doesn't use my credit card to download Big Time Rush videos. 
However, their spelling is similarly creative.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 07:59:47 PM
Schleed, I was referring to the PR's insistence on eternal love and happiness with the current heartthrob.  To the extent of breaking into tears and dashing out of the room if you even breathe that there might be the slimmest, slightest, almost impossible chance that she might not meet him much less have a life with said star.

Also, after umpteen times she still has some disgusting habits that she simply will not break or change.  Even if you mention that Kendall Schmidt )the star du jour) will probably not want to kiss her if she continues to put buggers in her moutn.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 08:02:45 PM
Queen why are you stressing out about this? This is shleed we are talking about. I have a great personality, chizzled abs, and my mear presence can block out the sun on a ant hill. So there really is nothing wrong with your offspring
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 08:05:45 PM
Queen why are you stressing out about this? This is shleed we are talking about. I have a great personality, chizzled abs, and my mear presence can block out the sun on a ant hill. So there really is nothing wrong with your offspring

Uh, I'm autistic and have a mothering streak that makes me want to save the world?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: TA on October 28, 2012, 08:35:08 PM
TA has no real thought on why he doesnt like me. He's just a bandwagon junkie, This is why none of his interactions with me make any sence

Nope, you are simply an idiot that deserves my trolling.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 10:27:38 PM
I find this very intresting.

http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/inspirational-women/autistic-female-artist#comments (http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/inspirational-women/autistic-female-artist#comments)

Especially since she said she has never had a date.


Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
I find this very intresting.

http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/inspirational-women/autistic-female-artist#comments (http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/inspirational-women/autistic-female-artist#comments)

Especially since she said she has never had a date.

I've had a date, but I prefer prunes.   :cheer:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 28, 2012, 10:33:09 PM
So when would you like to get married? You need some honky in your life. And I'm just the guy!
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 28, 2012, 10:36:51 PM
So when would you like to get married? You need some honky in your life. And I'm just the guy!

Sir, don't screw around with the British Empire.  We have places you've never heard of to send you to.  Anyway, I heard you tried to cheat on me with Lady Weeble.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: TheoK on October 29, 2012, 04:48:54 AM
Nam stultus maximus omnium est  :orly:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 29, 2012, 09:11:34 AM
Oh ffs, you know its really becomming a drag comming here and having the same dumbasses, saying the same things. And trying to defend myself. 

Can I ask you hos a question? Can you ignore me if I bother you so much? and let me talk to my friends here in peace?  :zoinks:

Best I can tell you have exactly one friend here, and you and DFG can PM if you want to be left alone.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2012, 09:50:00 AM
Oh ffs, you know its really becomming a drag comming here and having the same dumbasses, saying the same things. And trying to defend myself. 

Can I ask you hos a question? Can you ignore me if I bother you so much? and let me talk to my friends here in peace?  :zoinks:

Best I can tell you have exactly one friend here, and you and DFG can PM if you want to be left alone.  :zoinks:

That's not correct.  I like Richard and consider him a friend.

I like you and consider you a friend too.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 29, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Oh ffs, you know its really becomming a drag comming here and having the same dumbasses, saying the same things. And trying to defend myself. 

Can I ask you hos a question? Can you ignore me if I bother you so much? and let me talk to my friends here in peace?  :zoinks:

Best I can tell you have exactly one friend here, and you and DFG can PM if you want to be left alone.  :zoinks:

That's not correct.  I like Richard and consider him a friend.

I like you and consider you a friend too.

Well color me incorrect :)

I had assumed you too polite to consider a racist, thieving, self-hating homophobe a "friend".  I'm a bad judge that way.  Must be my Ass Burgers.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 29, 2012, 10:18:29 AM
Actually it isnt your aspergers dude. Its your butthurt, Time to bark up another tree because your defintley fighting a losing battle here
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 29, 2012, 11:01:50 AM
Actually it isnt your aspergers dude. Its your butthurt, Time to bark up another tree because your defintley fighting a losing battle here

 :LOL:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Genesis on October 29, 2012, 07:03:48 PM
Maybe its because his memory only lasts a month?
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 29, 2012, 07:08:57 PM
yes, thats it. I'm starting to think your alex plank,  ::)
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Genesis on October 29, 2012, 07:14:26 PM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Beardy McFuckface on October 30, 2012, 02:29:08 AM
yes, thats it. I'm starting to think your alex plank,  ::)

He's conspiring with the admins here to make you ignore yourself.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 30, 2012, 06:15:21 AM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks

So, the difference between you and Alex is only superficial?
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: renaeden on October 30, 2012, 06:32:38 AM
Why does richard never learn how to spell the word sure?

Surely he has seen it enough times to know how to spell it?

Other than his pictures of his not-so-private parts, I like him fine.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Peter on October 30, 2012, 06:36:06 AM
Why does richard never learn how to spell the word sure?

Surely he has seen it enough times to know how to spell it?

Other than his pictures of his not-so-private parts, I like him fine.

I don't mind the cock pics as much as the cum pics.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 30, 2012, 08:57:18 AM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks

Richard used to spoon feed cash to Plank also
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 30, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
I used to be alot of things. One thing you will never be able to say, is you use to be thin. maybe you were skinny in your mothers uterus but I doubt it
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 30, 2012, 09:24:55 AM
I used to be alot of things. One thing you will never be able to say, is you use to be thin. maybe you were skinny in your mothers uterus but I doubt it

You sound desperate in your repetition.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Jesse on October 30, 2012, 09:26:33 AM
You make the same sound as whales. you probably know how to echo location a meal
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 30, 2012, 09:27:41 AM
You make the same sound as whales. you probably know how to echo location a meal

 :GA:
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Genesis on October 30, 2012, 12:14:31 PM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks

So, the difference between you and Alex is only superficial?

Hykeaswell the difference between me and Alex is this... I'm a ginger, he is a toehead.... simple as that.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 30, 2012, 07:03:44 PM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks

So, the difference between you and Alex is only superficial?

Hykeaswell the difference between me and Alex is this... I'm a ginger, he is a toehead.... simple as that.

Uh, did you just do a Richard or did you mean

tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 31, 2012, 02:28:51 AM
No I'm not Alex Plank..... I'm not blonde, I'm not the one with the hipster glasses, or the one who is being spoon fed boat loads of cash by the Organization known as Autsqueeks

So, the difference between you and Alex is only superficial?

Hykeaswell the difference between me and Alex is this... I'm a ginger, he is a toehead.... simple as that.

So, if you would go to the hair salon, to get your hair changed, you could change into Alex?

Amazing, really amazing.
Title: Re: Why does Richard never learn?
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 31, 2012, 09:34:12 AM
 :LOL: