INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: ozymandias on November 19, 2006, 01:45:07 PM
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Answer the previous question with another question!
What the Hell am I doing??
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I don't know.
Wait... shit I lost.
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Answer the previous question with another question!
What the Hell am I doing??
Are you looking for the remote?
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Are you intensely focused on posting on Intensity?
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Where am I? :o
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Is anyone really anywhere?
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where the hell are my manners?
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Have you looked between the sofa cushions?
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Do you know how dirty it is down there??
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Is dirty to you what it is to me?
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Do you mean dirty as in filthy or pornographic?
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Am I insane?
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What would make you think such a thing??
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wtf?
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what you mean, "wtf?"?
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what you think i mean, wtf?
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I dunno, what you think I think you mean, wtf?
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I dunno, what you think I think you mean, wtf?
i think i thought i dunno what you think i thought i meant, wtf
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I dunno, what you think I think you mean, wtf?
i think i thought i dunno what you think i thought i meant, wtf
well then you thought wrong!
I thought you thought I meant, what the frazzle?
Is that what you thought I thought you thought I meant?
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Are you two crazy?
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What is sanity?
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WHERE is sanity?
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who is sane?
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Who wants to be sane?
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Who let the dogs out?
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Was it McJagger?
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What is reality?
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Isn't it a specialty drink at Starbucks?
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Do you go there often?
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Am I postwhoring?
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what is the difference between a latte and a mocha?
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Can I blame the coffee for not being tired even though I really have to go to bed?
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Did I not drink enough coffee before?
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Are you alert or drowsy?
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Have you had Lapchang Souchong tea today?
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Would I forget to drink my favorite tea!!?? :o
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what's up doc?
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Bugs Bunny impersonation?
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Who's Doc?
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Doctor Livingstone, I presume?
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I thought it was Dr. Flo?
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Didn't he say Dr NT?
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who believes in the great pumpkin?
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Do you believe in Santa Claus???
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Where is St. Nick?
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Who wants to Know?
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What are you looking at??
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Ya talkin ta me?
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Do you see anyone else here??
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Do I look fat?
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You ate too much meat loaf, didn't you? ;D
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You ate too much meat loaf, didn't you? ;D
Does meat loaf make you fat?? Or does meat loaf make you see Paridise by the Dashboard Light??
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"Whats it gonna be, Boy, Yes or No?"
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you laughing at me?
do i amuse you?
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Do you think you get special treatment and so can ask two questions? ;)
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Do ya think I'm sexy?
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who's on first?
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What's on second?
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Anyone fancy a three-sum? :3some:
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Whens the next flight out? :evillaugh:
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where can i find a couple to swing with?
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Did you let your penis do the walking thru the yellow pages? :penis:
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Do you realise I had to give you karma for making me laugh with that one?
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your not the only one +1 for shits n giggles ;D
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Do you realise I had to give you karma for making me laugh with that one?
+karma back at you and BadgerTom for the Appreciation of my "fine madness". :P
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were the last two posts actually phrased in the form of a question, alex?
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Am I an Idiot?
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no but there are many under the beliefe that your inquiry is a statement of fact... but not me ;D
Am i Alive ?
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Do you have a heart?
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Am I ghey?
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yes....
am i?
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Am I just a figment of my own imagination?
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Are you just a figment of my imagination?
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Are you just a figment of a figment of my imagination?
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Are you a figment?
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are you imagination?
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What is reality?
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Who gets to decide?
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What is there to decide?
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Don't I get a say in this?
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Why would you want a say in this?
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Don't We all have the say in it?
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Why should we have a say in this?
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did i miss anything?
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Isn't it just hearsay?
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Most things are relative, aren't they?
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What do you suppose to state with that?
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where is the brain?
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Isn't the Brain playing in another playground?
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Where is the playground anyway?
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Isn't the playground some sort of metaphor?
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isn't it more like a pub, than a playground?
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Care for a pint?
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can't i have a few?
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Can I have yours?
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care to share?
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Can't we all share? :green:
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Do you really want me to share? :drool:
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would you mind having slobby seconds?
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Are there going to be slobby seconds?
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Are they going to be slobby?
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is there anything wrong with slobby seconds?
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Do they HAVE to be slobby?
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would you have it any other way?
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Would you rather have it "Your Way"?
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Wouldn't you rather get it any way you can?
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Do you have to ask? :evillaugh:
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Why do you wonder?
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"I wonder, wonder doodoodeedoodoo oop, who wrote the book of love?"
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who wrote that song?
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Wasn't it the Monotones?
Book Of Love
-Artists: The Monotones
-peak Billboard position # 5 in 1958
-Words and Music by Warren Davis, George Malone, and Charles Patrick
I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh, who wrote the Book Of Love?
I've got to know the answer
Was it someone from above?
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
I love you darlin'
Baby, you know I do
But I've got to see this Book of Love
Find out why it's true
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
(Chapter One says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter Two you tell her you're never, never, never, never, never gonna part)
(In Chapter Three remember the meaning of romance)
(In Chapter Four you break up but you give her just one more chance))
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
Baby, baby, baby
I love you, yes I do
Well it says so in this Book Of Love
Ours is the one that's true
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
(Chapter One says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter Two you tell her you're never, never, never, never, never gonna part)
(In Chapter Three remember the meaning of romance)
(In Chapter Four you break up but you give her just one more chance)
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
Baby, baby, baby
I love you, yes I do
Well it says so in this Book Of Love
Ours is the one that's true
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love?)
I wonder who (YEAH)
Who wrote the Book Of Love?
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WHy did you post the whole lyrics? :P
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Why not? 8)
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Because....
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Because why?
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Because Why not ? ;D
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Why do you use that logic now even though you hated it when you were a kid?
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Why not...
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Why?
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BECAUSE FOOL... MR SAYS SO THATS WHY YOU DUMB FUCK
(http://www-scf.usc.edu/~foran/Mr.%20T.jpg)
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WHy do you have to be so mean??? :'(
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why couldn't we have posted the lyrics, one questione (line) at a time?
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cos thats Extreme Post-Whorage and therefore unacceptable....
n00bs tsk tsk
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do the brits spell question; questoun?
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no thats the phonetic i imagine....
and i told you before i aint a Brit, i'm WELSH, WE ARE A PRINCI-FUCKING-PALITY FFS !!!!!!!!!!
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is that allowed?
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Is anything allowed?
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is what allowed ?
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may i?
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Whats wrong with being a post whore.....especially here?
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cos it aint the fucking Post-whores anonymous forum... thats why n00b
Its the Intense Question Association Game but i could see why you could theoretically get confuzzled... cos association does sound like anonymous...
*cough*Bollocks*cough*
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Why isn't anyone called for breaking the rules and loosing the game??
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cos itso nly for fun... why be a spoil sport ?
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Why do I even bother to read this?
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Why bother to read anything?
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Don't people know that the Welsh are so stubborn?
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Why read when you can write?
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Why would anyone poison somebody else with Polonium? Won't it point to state involvement in Litvinenko's death?
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Why would anyone poison somebody else with Polonium? Won't it point to state involvement in Litvinenko's death?
What was Putin thinking??
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Why would anyone poison somebody else with Polonium? Won't it point to state involvement in Litvinenko's death?
What was Putin thinking??
"Oh Comrade Stalin, will I lead the Motherland to greatness once more?"
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And how many people will I have to kill to do it?
Do I care?
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"If I kill them all, will the Motherland be great once again?"
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Why does'nt Mother Russia give the rest of Western Civilization a good BJ??
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why isn't their a BJ day?
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Wasn't Mark Foley working on a senate bill designating the BJ as the official sex act of the Senate!?
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Didn't Sen. Hillary Clinton (NY) object to said bill??
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is she a lezbo?
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Didn't you know Hillary Clinton has a virgin mouth?
Do you want to be the first into that orifice?? :evillaugh:
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Didn't you know Hillary Clinton has a virgin mouth?
Do you want to be the first into that orifice?? :evillaugh:
is it an oval orafice?
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Why do you think they call it the "White House"?
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Why else would it be called the white house?
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will we ever have a black president?
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Do dreams come true?
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what if you were to never wake up from a dream?
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What if dreams became real?
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Where's the boundary between dreams and reality?
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when is the why going to be the what?
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Why am I so confused?? :-\
Do I want an answer? ??? ???
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Should we answer it for you?
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Wouldn't it be better for him to figure it out himself?
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If this was about you, would you have wanted to figure it out yourself?
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who would?
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Would you?
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who wouldn't?
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Do you know anyone who wouldn't?
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what do you mean?
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Don't you mean, what does IT mean?
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who, what why, how or when is it?
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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Why?
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WTF are we talking about?
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wtf, what the fuck?
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What do you mean, what the fuck? Didn't somebody say that already?
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why isn't their a BJ day?
Why am I so shocked that Mcj didn't know that there is a bj day?
http://www.steakandbjday.com/ (http://www.steakandbjday.com/)
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There is a bj day? :o
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Am I the only one that thinks there should be one every week?
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Am I the only one who thinks it should be one every day? :squit:
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Can we limit the steak part of steak and bj day to once a week though?
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Am I the only one who thinks one needs more than one blowjob a week?
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Didn't you get that I only wanted to limit the steak to once a week?
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Didn't you get that I think even one steak isn't enough?
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Are you using steak as a euphemism here?
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Are you suggesting that an aspie like me would use eufemisms?
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Are you suggesting that an aspie would not?
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why isn't everyday head day?
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Can we get back to BJ's? :penis:
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Isn't getting head giving a blowjob?
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wouldn't head day be better, since head goes both ways?
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Do you think some people are just too lazy to want to return the favour?
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Do you think we should ask the politicians in Washington about this? ::)
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Don't you think they already spend enough time getting blow jobs without them having to think about the issue too?
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What else are they going to spend the time and money on?
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Penis enlargement pills??
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would a penis enlargement be necessary if everybody was giving each other head?
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Don't you think they still feel inadequate sometimes? Perhaps ejactulation delay pills might be a better option?
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Does Sex really make the world go round?
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If not, what do they use to procreate?
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Cloning?
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So cloning makes the world go round? :P Does Dolly know about this?
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Why did I think you meant Dolly Parton at first?
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Wouldn't anybody like to procreate with Dolly Parton? :eyebrows:
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Isn't she a little old for procreation?
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Who cares? :drool:
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Do the tits make it easy to ignore the terrible hair and taste in clothes?
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What's wrong with Dolly's hair?
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Who cares? :eyebrows:
What do clothes matter? :eyebrows:
Don't people know that she admits her hair is a wig? :eyebrows:
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Have you ever heard Dolly say that dumb blonde jokes don't bother her, because she knows that she isn't dumb and she isn't a blonde? :laugh:
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Did I make a faux pas mentioning the hair? Since Ive not seen her around much since the 80's she'll always look like this to me:
[attachment deleted by admin]
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Doesn't she have a tiny waist?
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Have you ever seen her play the Guitar? :o
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Doesn't she have a distinctive singing voice? Could anyone else sing like her?
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Dare I ask if anyone would want to?
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Did I ever mention I have a weakness for big tits? :boobs:
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Interesting to know ;) But what has that got to do with her voice?
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Have you ever heard her voice? 8)
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Did you know that I was once unlucky enough to live under a neighbour who used to blast out 'jolene' almost every day for weeks? :grrr:
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what if tomorrow i stumbled outta bed and into the kitched to poor myself a little ambition?
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What does ambition taste like?
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What does ambition taste like?
what is coffee?
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Do you think that the members could do with some super strength coffee to make them post more?
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Do you think that new, thoughtful topics may help?
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Do you have any such topics in mind?
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Did you know that I was once unlucky enough to live under a neighbour who used to blast out 'jolene' almost every day for weeks? :grrr:
Don't you know that was outlawed under the Geneva Convention?
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Do you think I could sue her for emotional damage?
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Do you think having sex to that song could exorcise the demons? :evillaugh:
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Fluorescent's life is about extremes. It is hard for a time and then he gets fuckn lucky. If he helps people good things also happen to him.
Where is Fluorescent's brake?
When will it be here?
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Where is Fluorescent's brake?
In between Fluorescents Legs :P
When will it be here?
If you check it SHOULD already be there..... unless major surgery/Sharp instrument has removed it :P :P :P
Why, if time flys when your having fun am i having lots of fun yet time isn't doing so ?
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Does a fool getting crushed by a falling tree in a forest make a sound? :chicken:
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Are we talking about the fool on the hill?
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Which hill though?
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Could they have been singing about Sudbury Hill?
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Could they have been singing about Sudbury Hill?
what ever happened to anita hill?
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Didn't she choke on a pubic hair in a can of coke?
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wasn't she the sex slave of clarance thomas?
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Did she not enjoy it because he didn't satisfy her?
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isn't he hung like a blackman?
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Isn't it true though that size is no good if you don't know how to use it?
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Isn't it true though that size is no good if you don't know how to use it?
how would i know?
i don't have the size but i know how to use what i have got.
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Have you ever had any complaints?
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can we go again?
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You asking for a do-over?
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Why am I getting this game confused with the alphabet game?
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Why do I keep doing the exact same thing with various random threads on the boards?
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Because you're an aspie? 8)
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Are you questioning dx's here, and wanting this thread to be over and done with? 8)
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No, why would I?
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Does RobertN have a clue about reality?
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Do you really think he would?
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What would any dx come up with? ;D
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Do you think plain old stupidity is out of the question? :green:
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Anything might be out of the question. :eyebrows:
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what, if anything, is out of the question?
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Don't you think that's a bit of an overstatement?
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what if i do not?
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Aren't you afraid of what I'd think of you?
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who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
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Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf?
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Do you even know Virginia?
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Did you "know" her?
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Do you really think she'd want me to tell you that?
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did you ever imagine that virginia wolf and michael jackson would be such good friends?
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Didn't she die before he was even born?
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didn't that brit elizabeth taylor play viginia wolf?
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What has her being British got to do with it? Or should I know simply because I'm British too? :P
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Doesn't every British person know every other British person?
:laugh:
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Didn't you know that was just a myth? :laugh:
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why would i think of that as a myth, if someone told me?
aren't i gullible?
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Do you really want me to answer that question?
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i don't know, do i?
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Should I take that as a no?
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how would you like to take it?
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How would you like to give it?
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would it be crude if i just gave it without asking first?
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Do you think I have a problem with crude?
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How crude do you want us to be? :eyebrows: ( I do like to know before I do another faux pas like I did before!)
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What faux pas did you commit before?
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Don't you remember what I told you on "The Wronged".?
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Yes I do, don't you know that I'm not uptight about that kind of stuff?
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I know, But don't you remember the phrase, Once burned, thrice shy? (but, I'll be ok knowing it's ok with you!)
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Doesn't it suck that people mess with others like that?
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Do you think I judged her too harshly?
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Don't you think I would be as cross being fucked around with like that?
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wouldn't you like to be hung on a cross and fucked?
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yea..... cos you love it...
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Don't you think I would be as cross being fucked around with like that?
Don't I wish that things were that easy to figure out? (thanks 8) )
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go on then make a wish, it may come true ;D
most likely tho it'll fuck up and turn against ya :P
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go on then make a wish, it may come true ;D
most likely tho it'll fuck up and turn against ya :P
Why do you make statements instead of questions in the intense question association game?
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Is he aware of this thread being a questions thread?
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Does he care? ;)
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Does anyone?
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Should anyone? :laugh:
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Is anyone there?
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What was that noise?
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Whats down there in the basement?
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Do you think this is a cheap B movie?
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Don't you think that I think that life is a "cheap B movie"?
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Why do men have to suck so much?
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Why not? :laugh:
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What they are?
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Isn't it the women that people want to suck more? ;)
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isn't it the man who wishes that more would suck?
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Whats the difference between suck and fuck?
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Don't you know the alphabet?
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does someone have some alphabet soup?
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Is that Alphabet soup for the soul or for the dick?
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Why did I bring this game back?
Am I an attentionpostwhore??
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you need to ask? :P
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And you didn't?
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Ask what?
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Where the hell am I?? :GA:
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Do you really want to know?
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Do you realy think we can keep it a secret?
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I am here ask away.
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Why does Kevv always suck at this game??
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:yawn:?
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Is an emoticon a question?
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Is an emoticon a question?
Don't you think that it was in this case?
???
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Should I?
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Why should we decide it for you?
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Why not if she cant ???
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Who says she can't?
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Who says anyone can?
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Who says anyone Can't?
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What can they do?
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Are you sure that you want that can of worms opened at this late date?
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ah, but can they open the can of worms?
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Even if they had a can opener, do you think they have the wherewithall to use it??
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How is that relevant?
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Since when is a can of worms not relevant?
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When its a can of Snails... when is it not a can of snails ?
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when it's a can of naked snails, wouldn't you say?
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Aren't all snails naked??
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Do you oppose snail nakedness?
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Aren't naked snails called slugs?
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Why haven't the slugs revived this interesting thread in over 3 years?
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Why were you so slow in getting here to reply?
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Why didn't you tell us this thread was here? :P
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Why didn't you express an interest in intense question association?
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
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Since when are snails more important than the whole thread?
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Who cares about the thread? :P
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If no one cares about the thread will it unravel?
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
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^ Why did you post a link that doesn't work?
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^ Why did you post a link that doesn't work?
Ah, did you click it too? :evillaugh:
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If I click that link, will it crash my computer? :zoinks:
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If I click that link, will it crash my computer? :zoinks:
No, you'll just find that you're on a road to nowhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
Do you remember the linguistic challenges presented by that site?
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If I click that link, will it crash my computer? :zoinks:
No, you'll just find that you're on a road to nowhere.
-video removed-
Did you forget you were supposed to ask a question?
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Why doesn't anyone have any answers around here?
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Why aren't there more questions?
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I have the answer but it's classified :police:
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What kind of an excuse for a question is that?
Where is the classified information stored?
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What kind of an excuse for a question is that?
Where is the classified information stored?
Sorry but that too is classified by order of Homeland Security :police:
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Dammit Parts! You're supposed to ask questions.
Why are you withholding information?
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I don't need to ask I know the answers :police:
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I don't need to ask I know the answers :police:
Be gentle with Parts he's had a fall from Grace today.
Who's the leader here?
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Why do we need a leader? :zoinks:
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Why do we need a leader? :zoinks:
Who else could we blame things on?
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Why don't we just blame it on the guy with all the answers?
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But, what would we do if he won't share his answers?
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Is flogging an acceptable punishment?
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Aren't rewards more effective than punishment? :orly:
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Aren't rewards more effective than punishment? :orly:
:eyebrows:
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Aren't rewards more effective than punishment? :orly:
:eyebrows:
What do you mean by that look? :orly:
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Aren't rewards more effective than punishment? :orly:
:eyebrows:
What do you mean by that look? :orly:
Maybe he is thinking on loincloths on other people too.
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Did you run out of questions?
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Is it even possible to run out?
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How would I know?
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Did you give Parts complete control over all the answers?
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Did you give Parts complete control over all the answers?
Not all of them just the important ones :zoinks:
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Did you give Parts complete control over all the answers?
Not all of them just the important ones :zoinks:
Which are the important ones? :orly:
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Did you give Parts complete control over all the answers?
Not all of them just the important ones :zoinks:
Which are the important ones? :orly:
That is classified :police:
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Did you give Parts complete control over all the answers?
Not all of them just the important ones :zoinks:
Which are the important ones? :orly:
That is classified :police:
When will it be DE-classified? :zoinks:
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Will the New York Times print it if it is de-classified?
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Will the New York Times print it if it is de-classified?
Can we trust what we read in the papers? :tinfoil:
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If we can't trust the newspapers, can we use them to line the birdcage?
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If we can't trust the newspapers, can we use them to line the birdcage?
Can you trust the birds not to read the papers and get funny ideas in their heads? :laugh:
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Will the New York Times print it if it is de-classified?
Wiki leaks will print it even if it is classified :zoinks:
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Will the New York Times print it if it is de-classified?
Wiki leaks will print it even if it is classified :zoinks:
Can we trust Wiki leaks? :orly:
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Can we trust anything that leaks? :-\
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Do you think it is safe to ask such intimate questions?
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Is any question truly safe?
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Is any question truly safe?
Why am I guessing that Parts will have the answers to questions that are that generic?
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Is any question truly safe?
Why am I guessing that Parts will have the answers to questions that are that generic?
Are generic questions bad?
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Is any question truly safe?
Why am I guessing that Parts will have the answers to questions that are that generic?
Are generic questions bad?
Are generic answers bad?
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Can any answers truly be considered... *Shatner pause* ...BAD? :chin:
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Will the story be worthy of the front page?
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If the story isn't front page news, can I buy a classified ad?
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Are you afraid the paper will try to bury the story as part of an international media conspiracy? :tinfoil:
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Are you afraid the paper will try to bury the story as part of an international media conspiracy? :tinfoil:
Where's Mary Worth when you need her?
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Are you afraid the paper will try to bury the story as part of an international media conspiracy? :tinfoil:
Where's Mary Worth when you need her?
Who's Mary Worth? :orly:
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...and why would we need her?
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What's Mary worth?
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What's merry worth.
(I can answer that one - It is priceless!!)
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
Do you remember the linguistic challenges presented by that site?
:LMAO:
I do. Do you remember how hard everyone laughed at it?
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
Do you remember the linguistic challenges presented by that site?
:LMAO:
I do. Do you remember how hard everyone laughed at it?
Was I there too? :zoinks:
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Are you glad you're not the only one who doesn't know what's going on?
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
Do you remember the linguistic challenges presented by that site?
:LMAO:
I do. Do you remember how hard everyone laughed at it?
Was I there too? :zoinks:
Were you lurking a few years ago?
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Who has time to lurk if you're intense about postwhoring?
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Who even has time to work when you're intense about postwhoring? :laugh:
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
Didn't you know we postwhore for love of the game? :viking:
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
Didn't you know we postwhore for love of the game? :viking:
Don't the two of you get this cheque every other month?
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
Didn't you know we postwhore for love of the game? :viking:
Don't the two of you get this cheque every other month?
What check? :zombiefuck:
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
Didn't you know we postwhore for love of the game? :viking:
Don't the two of you get this cheque every other month?
What check? :zombiefuck:
Ooooppppps, that was classified information I guess.
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Wait, you mean we're not paid to postwhore?
Didn't you know we postwhore for love of the game? :viking:
Don't the two of you get this cheque every other month?
What check? :zombiefuck:
Ooooppppps, that was classified information I guess.
I think it's up to Odeon to discuss the payroll system. Buttcoffee gets Guest Appearance payments, as did Vodzy last time. McJ is another one.
That's why Rage and Scrap really haven't been around. They are now classed as Guest Appearances.
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Why won't the blasted parakeets shut up?
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Why aren't you all focussing on the issue of naked snails?
Did you know that I bookmarked that site, but unfortunately it doesn't work anymore?
http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/
Do you remember the linguistic challenges presented by that site?
:LMAO:
I do. Do you remember how hard everyone laughed at it?
(yes but it's brilliant.)
did everyone understand the sheer brilliance of that site?
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How many parakeets are talking?
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How many parakeets are talking?
Do they know the classified answers?
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Do parakeets have anything interesting to say?
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Can you buy a single keet or must you buy a pair of keet?
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Do parakeets have anything interesting to say?
By the way they sound around here they would just be loud and obnoxious
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Do parakeets have anything interesting to say?
By the way they sound around here they would just be loud and obnoxious
My brother was very much into keeping birds at one time. I really enjoyed his doves. You could actually snuggle with them, gently, of course.
By a long way though, the most obnoxious and annoying birds he had were those fucking red-beaked, green love birds. Those are very noisy and they fucking screech at all hours for absolutely no damn reason!!
If the doves pissed me off they would at least make a truly fine stew, but those goddamn love birds were absolutely useless!!
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My sister's town has been overtaken by Grackles. They look like crows/ravens/blackbirds on steroids and are the noisiest, dirtiest, most obnoxious wild bird I've encountered.
Back to the purpose of the thread - Does anyone have a good dove recipe?
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Is it even possible?
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How about dove pot pie? :2thumbsup:
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Why, do you like it?
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
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Where's Julia Child when you need her?
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Where's Julia Child when you need her?
Wherever she is, can't you just imagine her sipping wine and cooking with butter? :)
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
Would I know how to do that?
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
Would I know how to do that?
How hard could it be to find a recipe and follow the instructions? :zoinks:
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
Would I know how to do that?
How hard could it be to find a recipe and follow the instructions? :zoinks:
He's a man. If Odeon is like a lot of them he doesn't know the meaning of the word "instructions."
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
Would I know how to do that?
How hard could it be to find a recipe and follow the instructions? :zoinks:
Have you any idea of of my cooking skills?
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Why, do you like it?
Why don't you cook me some, and find out? :P
Why would you want ME to do that?
Can't you just stop being so petty, and cook the damn pot pie? :P
Would I know how to do that?
How hard could it be to find a recipe and follow the instructions? :zoinks:
Have you any idea of of my cooking skills?
cbc is :viking:
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Do you know that this is the intense question association game thread? :zoinks:
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How did I get distracted from the purpose of this thread?
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How could you NOT, with all the foolery going on in it? :zoinks:
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Can we return to the topic at hand?
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Don't you see how I was steering us back toward it? :zoinks:
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What is the topic at hand?
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What is the topic at hand?
Ah the true question is "Whose penis is in your hand?"
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What is the topic at hand?
What hand are you talking about?
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What is the topic at hand?
Ah the true question is "Whose penis is in your hand?"
And how did it get there?
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What is all this talk about peni?
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What is all this talk about peni?
Where are the men those penii belong to?
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Why is there never a man around when you really want one? :zoinks:
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
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Anyway, back on topic, who's going to cook the dove pot pie? :zoinks:
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Anyway, back on topic, who's going to cook the dove pot pie? :zoinks:
What are doves doing smoking marijuana?
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
Yes, why did you?
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
Yes, why did you?
I don't know, can you help me figure it out? :zoinks:
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
Yes, why did you?
I don't know, can you help me figure it out? :zoinks:
What did you think I was doing?
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
Yes, why did you?
I don't know, can you help me figure it out? :zoinks:
What did you think I was doing?
Weren't you taking the piss, as the Brits say? :P
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That wasn't the topic, was it?
No, but shouldn't we welcome derailments, especially for important matters such as this? :orly:
You think this is important enough to warrant the derailment of an entire thread?
Oh, why did I think you would understand how important it is to have a man around when you need one? :zoinks:
Yes, why did you?
I don't know, can you help me figure it out? :zoinks:
What did you think I was doing?
Weren't you taking the piss, as the Brits say? :P
And why do they say that, anyway? :chin:
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Who gives a shit?
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Who gives a shit?
Don't you, being their Queen and all? :zoinks:
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Of course. Who wants to be knighted?
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Is there any money in it?
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Is there any money in it?
Isn't the honor enough?! :orly:
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Is there any money in it?
Isn't the honor enough?! :orly:
Are you kidding?
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Is there any money in it?
Isn't the honor enough?! :orly:
Are you kidding?
Well I might consider letting you escort Lady Weeble or Lady Hykeaswell to Balmoral and arrange a room on the same corridor.
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Is there any money in it?
Isn't the honor enough?! :orly:
Are you kidding?
Well I might consider letting you escort Lady Weeble or Lady Hykeaswell to Balmoral and arrange a room on the same corridor.
Do your 'ladies in waiting' have anything to say in this matter too your Majesty?
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Do you want to say something in this matter?
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Why yes, and I would like to talk in private with Her Majesty about the visits of this mr Brown too.
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Why is it that people stop asking questions and try to answer the old ones instead?
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Why is it that people stop asking questions and try to answer the old ones instead?
Why didn't you see that my post was packed with private questions for Her Majesty?
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Why is it that people stop asking questions and try to answer the old ones instead?
Why didn't you see that my post was packed with private questions for Her Majesty?
Why didn't you use private channels if there were private questions?
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To Lord Odeon and the Ladies Weeble and Hykeaswell -
This isn't the Regency you know, isnt' my reign packed with innuendos and "polite" terms?
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Would I know those even if I saw them?
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Why is it that people stop asking questions and try to answer the old ones instead?
Why didn't you see that my post was packed with private questions for Her Majesty?
Why didn't you use private channels if there were private questions?
Why do you ask questions that are so hard to answer with a question?
Would history have known of Mr Brown, if questions like that had been asked via reliable private channels?
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Would history have cared if that had been the case? :zoinks:
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Would history have cared if that had been the case? :zoinks:
Would this discussion have been missed right here in this thread?
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Would we miss something that we aren't aware of?
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Aren't you amazed that Her Majesty has not mentioned a word yet?
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Do you think she's stunned by the sheer brilliance of this thread?
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Why am I afraid she's about to throw us all in the Tower? :hide:
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Is that something we should be afraid of?
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Is that something we should be afraid of?
Haven't you heard about the Tower? :hide:
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Should I be amused?
Or should I say, "Off with their heads!"?
Would it be better to be the Red Queen or Queen Victoria?
See - 3 questions for the price of one.
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Did you really have to end it with something other than a question?
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Did you really have to end it with something other than a question?
Don't you understand that a Queen can end a post any way she likes? :zoinks:
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Did you really have to end it with something other than a question?
Don't you understand that a Queen can end a post any way she likes? :zoinks:
This land has no queen, much less a Queen.
"GOD SAVE US FROM THE QUEEN!!!"
That would make a stunning National Anthem, I think.
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Did you really have to end it with something other than a question?
Don't you understand that a Queen can end a post any way she likes? :zoinks:
This land has no queen, much less a Queen.
"GOD SAVE US FROM THE QUEEN!!!"
That would make a stunning National Anthem, I think.
Ah, yes, but I am the Queen Victoria Imposter to the Aspie Elite, so I am just a con artist out to fleece them. But, please don't tell on me, it will be our secret. . ;) >:D
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Off topic, are we? :zoinks:
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Off topic, are we? :zoinks:
But isn't it fun to go off-topic sometimes? :2thumbsup:
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Where's Waldo?
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Wouldn't it be more challenging to find Waldo if he wore something different every now and then?
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Who is Waldo?
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Why would someone name their child Aloysius?
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Why wouldn't they?
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Don't you know how mean kids are to someone with an odd name? :orly:
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Is an even name better?
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Is an even name better?
Are you just pretending not to understand the question? :zoinks:
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Is an even name better?
Are you just pretending not to understand the question? :zoinks:
Did I get it wrong?
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Is an even name better?
Are you just pretending not to understand the question? :zoinks:
Did I get it wrong?
Should I mention that by "odd" I mean "strange"? :laugh:
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Is an even name better?
Are you just pretending not to understand the question? :zoinks:
Did I get it wrong?
Should I mention that by "odd" I mean "strange"? :laugh:
Shouldn't you explain "strange" while you're at it? :P
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Explain the meaning of life
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Explain the meaning of life
Wasn't that classified information, at your disposal?
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Explain the meaning of life
Wasn't that classified information, at your disposal?
You will need to fill out the proper forums to receive detacted copies of some of the pages if you ar deemed trustworhty
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Why can't I go back to Constantinople?
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Why can't I go back to Constantinople?
Who says you can't? :viking:
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Why can't I go back to Constantinople?
Who says you can't? :viking:
Isn't it now Istanbul?
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Why can't I go back to Constantinople?
Who says you can't? :viking:
Isn't it now Istanbul?
Is it? :duh:
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Can't you go back to a place if it switches names?
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Can't you go back to a place if it switches names?
What if the culture has changed as well, so that it doesn't even seem like the same place? ???
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Can't you go back to a place if it switches names?
What if the culture has changed as well, so that it doesn't even seem like the same place? ???
Isn't change a natural part of life?
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Can't you go back to a place if it switches names?
What if the culture has changed as well, so that it doesn't even seem like the same place? ???
Isn't change a natural part of life?
Does it have to be? :emosad:
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Is it true that the more things change the more they remain the same?
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Such as city names?
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Does this conversation remind anyone else of Romeo and Juliet?
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Where did you get that from?
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Didn't you ever read Shakespeare in school? :zoinks:
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Isn't Shakespeare dead?
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Isn't Shakespeare dead?
How can he be dead when his work is immortal? ;D
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Where did you get that from?
Haven't you ever heard the quote of the rose by another name?
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Isn't Shakespeare dead?
Yes, corporeally, but not in the minds of the more discourteously erudite, haut monde-ish gliterrati nor those of some dying few of us still making lyrical demands upon the crumbling walls we claw in contingent hope of eluding our poetic graves.
:violin:
Do not yet begin the wake drawn from our discharge, as we have yet to fully ebb, but within the scant dash of doubt spoke of at once out of place by those of meager mind.
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Oh yeah, an Intense question ...
Wot?
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Where did you get that from?
Haven't you ever heard the quote of the rose by another name?
Are you saying that this is about roses?
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Oh yeah, an Intense question ...
Wot?
:laugh:
Intense, by any other name.
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Oh yeah, an Intense question ...
Wot?
:laugh:
Intense, by any other name.
Where will this lead to, if even the custodian of this thread forgets to post a question?
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Oh yeah, an Intense question ...
Wot?
:laugh:
Intense, by any other name.
Where will this lead to, if even the custodian of this thread forgets to post a question?
What if we all started posting in declarative sentences again, instead of questions, and ruined everything? :zombiefuck:
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How intense is intense?
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How intense is intense?
Doesn't that depend upon how much intensity each individual can tolerate? :nerd!:
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
What if beholding the intensity hurts my eyes? :bigcry:
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
What if beholding the intensity hurts my eyes? :bigcry:
Do you think tears are harmful to you?
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
What if beholding the intensity hurts my eyes? :bigcry:
Do you think tears are harmful to you?
I never thought of that before, do you think they might cause autism? :laugh:
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Oh yeah, an Intense question ...
Wot?
:laugh:
Intense, by any other name.
:takes a bow, tips hat, taps forehead with two fingers and points them at Odeon:
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
... as long as those same eyes are not clouded by the distractions of vanity.
:eyelash:
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Isn't intensity in the eyes of the beholder?
What if beholding the intensity hurts my eyes? :bigcry:
Do you think tears are harmful to you?
I never thought of that before, do you think they might cause autism? :laugh:
Do you think Shakespeare causes autism?
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
How would you get back?
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
How would you get back?
Couldn't you figure something out? :zoinks:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
You might starve before you figured out what they were saying. :zoinks:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
You might starve before you figured out what they were saying. :zoinks:
Gosh, would I end up fighting them for the last rotten turnip in the field? :zombiefuck:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
All right, but beware of Eleanor, she was a crafty and intelligent Queen. :viking:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
All right, but beware of Eleanor, she was a crafty and intelligent Queen. :viking:
What about the medieval monarchs, any I should avoid? :orly:
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
All right, but beware of Eleanor, she was a crafty and intelligent Queen. :viking:
What about the medieval monarchs, any I should avoid? :orly:
Eleanor's husband, Henry II
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
All right, but beware of Eleanor, she was a crafty and intelligent Queen. :viking:
What about the medieval monarchs, any I should avoid? :orly:
Eleanor's husband, Henry II
That's the fucker that murdered Beckett.
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Or did Autism cause Shakespeare?
Could I be sent backward in time to try to find out? :nerdy:
Would you actually want to?
What could be more fun than a trip back in time to England? :viking:
Perhaps a trip to modern-day England?
Yes, but could I actually go first to medieval England? :viking:
Shakespeare wasn't Medieval, he was Elizabethan. Also, they still had a few heads rolling off people's shoulders at that time. Better to stay safely with me Lady Weeble.
Couldn't I go to Elizabethan England, then medieval, then return to our modern Victorian times? ;D
All right, but beware of Eleanor, she was a crafty and intelligent Queen. :viking:
What about the medieval monarchs, any I should avoid? :orly:
Eleanor's husband, Henry II
That's the fucker that murdered Beckett.
How shall I protect myself during my time travels? :orly:
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Isn't it odd for a thread of this nature to have such a large quote pyramid?
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Isn't it odd for a thread of this nature to have such a large quote pyramid?
How many threads like this are there? :laugh:
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Is three thousand an acceptable number?
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Is three thousand an acceptable number?
Is it true? :orly:
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Is three thousand an acceptable number?
Is the idea of a number being considered acceptable or unacceptable an acceptable proposition?
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Aren't there 3 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics?
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Why not?
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Who is John Galt?
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Who is John Galt?
Who wants to know? :zoinks:
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Who is John Galt?
Who wants to know? :zoinks:
What's it to you? :hahaha:
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Who is John Galt?
Who wants to know? :zoinks:
What's it to you? :hahaha:
Since when are you the boss of me? :P
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Who is John Galt?
Who wants to know? :zoinks:
What's it to you? :hahaha:
Since when are you the boss of me? :P
Why can't you just be obscene and not heard? :LOL:
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Who is John Galt?
Who wants to know? :zoinks:
What's it to you? :hahaha:
Since when are you the boss of me? :P
Why can't you just be obscene and not heard? :LOL:
Wouldn't you miss my :blah: :blah: :blah: ?
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WOuld we have a choice?
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WOuld we have a choice?
What do YOU think? :P
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WOuld we have a choice?
What do YOU think? :P
Why do you think I think?
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What's it to ya?
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Why do you care?
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Why wouldn't I?
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Who's keeping time with the timekeeper's daughter while the timekeeper's busy keeping time?
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What kind of question is that?
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What kind of question is that?
Should she repeat it? :P
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What kind of question is that?
Did I confuse you?
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What kind of question is that?
Did I confuse you?
Do you think you confused me?
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What kind of question is that?
Did I confuse you?
Do you think you confused me?
Do you think thinking about this is a relaxing thing to do?
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Do you think relaxing is what I want?
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Do you think relaxing is what I want?
Might that depend on the definition of relaxing?
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Dare i ask what your definition is?
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I don't know, do you dare asking me?
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Do you actually have a definition or are you just avoiding the real question here?
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The question is; can I get two definitions in one question?
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That's what you think the question is?
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Weren't you interested in the definition of relaxing?
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Is that what you were thinking earlier?
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Do you really think I keep track of my thoughts?
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Sorry, what was the question again?
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I'm lost, can you tell me where I am, or who I am?
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Who you really are, you mean?
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Why do you want to take even that certainty in life from me?
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Weren't you lost?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I should not have read that question as being a question about me being then?
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Pardon the interruption, but may I have this dance?
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Pardon the interruption, but may I have this dance?
Don't you just love a spirited, intense Highland Fling?
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Are their less spirited choices which might not involve perspiration?
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Are their less spirited choices which might not involve perspiration?
Sir, women glow, men perspire and horses sweat. You should always leave a woman glowing.
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Are their less spirited choices which might not involve perspiration?
Sir, women glow, men perspire and horses sweat. You should always leave a woman glowing.
Is that what is also referred to as the just laid look?
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Is that an egg reference?
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Do you really have to break an egg to make an omelet?
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When you say 'you' do you mean me or a more general 'you'?
Of course, when I say you, I mean you.
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You say, "You," and it means me, but I say, "You," and I am using that word to indicate something well apart from me, with little caring whether it includes you or not. I say, "Me," and I am attempting to indicate specifically something that is well apart from you, in fact you are not even invited for inclusion into the complex set of variables that is Me.
Robert Johnson, anyone?
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Who's on first?
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And what the hell is he doing over there?
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And what the hell is he doing over there?
How do you know it's a "he"?
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Why do you have to ask?
And what the hell is he doing over there?
How do you know it's a "he"?
Major premise - Girls cry
Minor premise - There is no crying in baseball
DO YOU GET WHY IT'S A HE? :zoinks:
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Why do you have to ask?
And what the hell is he doing over there?
How do you know it's a "he"?
Major premise - Girls cry
Minor premise - There is no crying in baseball
DO YOU GET WHY IT'S A HE? :zoinks:
Do you really want to argue with a man with a gun who makes girls cry?
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He has a gun? :o
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He has a gun? :o
Haven't you seen PPK's avatar? :P
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He has a gun? :o
Haven't you seen PPK's avatar? :P
That's James Woods. :P
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He has a gun? :o
Haven't you seen PPK's avatar? :P
That's James Woods. :P
Yes, but don't you see the gun? :P
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Does the gun have a son?
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Do you know Gun?
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Does the Gun you know have a son?
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They can procreate?
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They can procreate?
Can't everything? :zoinks:
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Would we want everything to?
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Is the opposite of procreate anti-destroy?
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Would you destroy rather than procreate?
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Would you destroy rather than procreate?
Isn't there a fun third option, for us peace-loving but child-shunning types? :zoinks:
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Is there creation completely without destruction?
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Is there creation completely without destruction?
Would Stephen Hawking know? :nerd!:
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Why would he know?
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Why would he know?
Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? :snowman:
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Why would he know?
Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? :snowman:
Isn't he disabled?
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Why would he know?
Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? :snowman:
Isn't he disabled?
Yes, didn't you know he uses a voice synthesizer? :headbang2:
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Why would he know?
Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? :snowman:
Isn't he disabled?
Yes, didn't you know he uses a voice synthesizer? :headbang2:
Is that the only thing he synthesises?
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Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?
(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
Would you see the difference?
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
Would you see the difference?
Between maggots and rice? :orly:
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Would you prefer pasta?
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Would you prefer pasta?
Can I have butter and cheese on it? :2thumbsup:
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Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?
(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)
There is actually a very bad joke someone told me when I was in high school about rice / maggots / dead person...
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No.
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Would you prefer pasta?
Can I have butter and cheese on it? :2thumbsup:
Do you think maggots are tastier with cheese?
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
Would you see the difference?
Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
How about if you close your eyes and just eat the damn things and let your tongue decide.
Then ask, "Is it really moving or is it just glad to be inside my mouth?"
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Would you prefer pasta?
Can I have butter and cheese on it? :2thumbsup:
Yes, but you must also choose a green vegetable.
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How hot is hot?
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Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?
(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)
There is actually a very bad joke someone told me when I was in high school about rice / maggots / dead person...
I am having trouble seeing a joke here, but I would be delighted for you to spell it out for me, when you have the time.
My being quite in-Aussie, you may have to actually explain the joke, however.
Doubt that your time can be so frivolously tossed away, so if you post the joke, I will do my level best to understand it. No more would be expected of you.
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
Would you see the difference?
Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?
Isn't seven years extremely fast?
(not kidding)
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Do you know how long it takes? :o
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Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?
(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)
There is actually a very bad joke someone told me when I was in high school about rice / maggots / dead person...
Was the joke that they threw cooked rice inside the dead person's coffin at a funeral and shouted, "MAGGOTS"?
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What if the dead person had eaten rice?
How can I possibly top that question? :zoinks:
Would you see the difference?
Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?
Isn't seven years extremely fast?
(not kidding)
Maybe, but then I am a fast healer most of the time. This particular case may be a bit different, however.
I DO eat rice, but I always have to inspect it at length to make sure it is not moving. I also have to smell it, first, just to be sure.
*moving on*
I did one of mine, now can someone else show us your childhood fear/pain?
("fear," meaning I stayed away from closed up shacks for years, but not as long as I resisted eating rice)
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Does losing a fingernail count?
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Does losing a fingernail count?
Only to Paris Hilton-types.
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Does losing a fingernail count?
Only to Paris Hilton-types.
Even if it's a real nail and not an acrylic one? :orly: