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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Queen Victoria on May 15, 2012, 07:41:37 PM
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Okay. Since this blasted back is going to be a long-term companion of mine, I'd like to name it so when I bitch about it hurting it won't sound like so much pathetic whining.
I've already eliminated Quasimodo. All suggestions are welcome. The back's owner's decision will be final.
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Baby Back?
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Dolores
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That blasted bitch Beverly
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Several names come to mind.
* Obnoxious Oxford (Edward)
* Frantic Francis (John)
* Mr Bean (John William)
Mr Bean is a pain in the ass lower back, and causes headaches when watching him. So, that could make a good candidate.
* Robert Pate would not be a bad choice either, he once hit you with a stick. That's somehow way more physical than guns.
* Hamilton (William) is a tad boring for a name, but, he probably was a passionate pain in the lower back. And, his gun was not actually loaded, so, his name could be used for a harmless back pain. Maybe just 'William' would do better in that case.
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Brunhilda?
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Five years ago I had a dodgy back?
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Five years ago I had a dodgy back?
Upper or lower I wonder?
Right now I have a neck problem. I'd like to go to the chiropractor and get it sorted, but no money.
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Probably lower