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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: bodie on April 23, 2012, 06:55:55 AM
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How many English men do you know? I know a few. Apart from my Dad (RIP) who was a true gentlemen, they largely consist of loud mouthed, beer swilling, foul mouthed, whore chasing, work shy gits!!
The fact that they chose 'St George' as the patron saint of England, a gallant Knight, wrestling with dragons and rescuing fair maidens is somewhat funny! :facepalm2: :facepalm2: oh the irony
Arise Sir Lancelot :zoinks:
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How many English men do you know? I know a few. Apart from my Dad (RIP) who was a true gentlemen, they largely consist of loud mouthed, beer swilling, foul mouthed, whore chasing, work shy gits!!
The fact that they chose 'St George' as the patron saint of England, a gallant Knight, wrestling with dragons and rescuing fair maidens is somewhat funny! :facepalm2: :facepalm2: oh the irony
Arise Sir Lancelot :zoinks:
I must strongly protest/ Englishmen are top notch. Never mind the fact that they sent us on a 12 month voyage to a seemingly inhospitable country to die a few hundred years ago. That is in the past.
Of course there was the little matter of send us to die in Gallipoli and Beereheeba too, as well as a few other conflicts...that is in the past.
They die a lot of great things. They taught us cricket and have been very brave in their many defeats since. They also gave us James Bond. Love James Bond. Sean Connery and Peirce Brosnan were brilliant. They also gave us Dr Who and David Tenant was brilliant in that. Great English actors the lot of them. They also gave us Christopher Hitchens...before he decided to emigrate.
Ummm....Prince Charles, there is the next great king. Oh fuck, I dunno. I kind of see your point.
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I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay. :zoinks:
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I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay. :zoinks:
My two best mates are Limeys. I like them too. Some of the accents on some of the Englisg sound quite cute. Some sound seriously awful in a nail down the blackboard way. Australia accent was born of the mixture of the accents of all the convicts from teh worst of Britain. It is a very bad accent. :hahaha:
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I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay. :zoinks:
My two best mates are Limeys. I like them too. Some of the accents on some of the Englisg sound quite cute. Some sound seriously awful in a nail down the blackboard way. Australia accent was born of the mixture of the accents of all the convicts from teh worst of Britain. It is a very bad accent. :hahaha:
:lol1: I have not yet run into any UK commonwealth people who can't take a ribbing about their accent. Most often they just give it back. :2thumbsup:
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St Georges Day = St Patricks Day 2: The Electric Boogaloo.
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Dear UK,
You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either :thumbup:
Signed Australia
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Dear UK,
You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either :thumbup:
Signed Australia
Dear Convicts Australia,
One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.
How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating
Signed,
The United Kingdom
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
^ nice
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
^ nice
You're also welcome for the Computer.
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
^ nice
You're also welcome for the Computer.
Meh, I build my own....just have to thank the Asian countries and NewEgg for the parts...............
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Brough Superior
E Type Jag
Rolls Royce
DNA Fingerprinting
and hail to John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich for ...yup...you
guessed it - the sandwich
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
Wot, no Maiden?
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Dear UK,
You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either :thumbup:
Signed Australia
Dear Convicts Australia,
One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.
How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating
Signed,
The United Kingdom
Fascinating. Those of us who did not die on the trek down here have been most pleasantly surprised by the local fauna. We eat everything including the national emblems.
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
Wot, no Maiden?
Maiden isn't that bad is it?
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Fish and chips with malt vinegar
J. K. Rowling
Crumpets
Steak and Kidney Pie
York Minster
Stonehenge (well, it is in England)
The Magna Carta
Shakespeare
King James Bible
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
Wot, no Maiden?
Maiden isn't that bad is it?
I forgot. :P
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Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Dear UK,
You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either :thumbup:
Signed Australia
Dear Convicts Australia,
One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.
How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating
Signed,
The United Kingdom
Fascinating. Those of us who did not die on the trek down here have been most pleasantly surprised by the local fauna. We eat everything including the national emblems.
I hear the local fauna actively tries to kill you.
Dear Rest of the World;
You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.
Signed,
The UK.
Also:
Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs
You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
Wot, no Maiden?
Maiden isn't that bad is it?
I forgot. :P
Disgraceful. :finger:
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Brough Superior
E Type Jag
Rolls Royce
DNA Fingerprinting
and hail to John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich for ...yup...you
guessed it - the sandwich
That clinches it for me, I love sandwiches! :halitosis: