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Title: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Jesse on April 11, 2012, 11:23:17 AM
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 :lolwat:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: BruceCM on April 11, 2012, 12:09:19 PM

 :laugh: :plus: (http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9XaGVuLWhlbGwtZnJlZXplcy1vdmVyLVByaWVzdHMtd2lsbC1yb2NrLTRlNDhkNmNjMmQzNDQucGVn&w=550&h=1200)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: skyblue1 on April 11, 2012, 12:51:38 PM

 :laugh: :plus:
How strange you plussed your own post
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 11, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 02:11:38 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.

That freaking whatchmacallit in your avatar doesn't look like a kindergartener drew it with crayons? :wanker:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: BruceCM on April 11, 2012, 02:15:28 PM
That's what Hubert Cumberdale really does look like, IRL!
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 11, 2012, 02:48:42 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.

That freaking whatchmacallit in your avatar doesn't look like a kindergartener drew it with crayons? :wanker:

I'm sorry.  Did I tattoo that on my body some place?  Do you really think an avatar on a web forum is the same as a tattoo on your skin?  As far as permanence and choice of artistic styling are concerned?
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 11, 2012, 02:49:24 PM
That's what Hubert Cumberdale really does look like, IRL!

Indeed, though there is no IRL when it comes to cartoons Brucie.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: BruceCM on April 11, 2012, 02:57:17 PM
What? Nooooo!
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 03:03:38 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.

That freaking whatchmacallit in your avatar doesn't look like a kindergartener drew it with crayons? :wanker:

I'm sorry.  Did I tattoo that on my body some place?  Do you really think an avatar on a web forum is the same as a tattoo on your skin?  As far as permanence and choice of polite styling are concerned?

I'd like to see a 4th grader handle a tattoo gun. See if the child could do better.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 11, 2012, 05:14:46 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.

That freaking whatchmacallit in your avatar doesn't look like a kindergartener drew it with crayons? :wanker:

I'm sorry.  Did I tattoo that on my body some place?  Do you really think an avatar on a web forum is the same as a tattoo on your skin?  As far as permanence and choice of polite styling are concerned?

I'd like to see a 4th grader handle a tattoo gun. See if the child could do better.

Yes.  The dexterity of a 4th grader was what my comment was about.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 06:42:31 PM
Fuck, they give any 4th grader with an interest in crayons a tattoo gun these days, don't they?  Looks like an elementary art project.

That freaking whatchmacallit in your avatar doesn't look like a kindergartener drew it with crayons? :wanker:

I'm sorry.  Did I tattoo that on my body some place?  Do you really think an avatar on a web forum is the same as a tattoo on your skin?  As far as permanence and choice of polite styling are concerned?

I'd like to see a 4th grader handle a tattoo gun. See if the child could do better.

Yes.  The dexterity of a 4th grader was what my comment was about.

If a 4th grader could draw even remotely that well, he/she would be considered a gifted student.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Jesse on April 11, 2012, 07:11:49 PM
I could see Duke getting a tattoo of a pizza oven, pudding bar and the grand ol state of tennesee (where they believe jesus did ride dinosaurs) on his fat body somewhere.  :orly:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 08:11:16 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2012, 08:12:23 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 08:24:59 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:

And they're very expensive too.  Plus, not everyone can get them. 
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 11, 2012, 08:43:43 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:

And they're very expensive too.  Plus, not everyone can get them.

 Indeed, those tats are  "Members Only."   :arrr:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2012, 08:50:54 PM
This is just ridiculous. Jesus did not ride dinosaurs. EVERYONE KNOWS that he opened doors, got on floors, and WALKED dinosaurs... but he didn't ride them. What is this fucking nonsense? >:(
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
To me, Super Mario IS Jesus, so in that sense, you could say that I believe that Jesus rode a dinosaur. :orly:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
I thought Yoshi was a reptile.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 11, 2012, 08:57:01 PM
I thought Yoshi was a reptile.  :nerdy:

Aren't dinosaurs technically reptiles? :orgasm:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: BruceCM on April 11, 2012, 10:31:01 PM
(http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9KZXN1cy1zYXZlcy1XaGVuLWhlLXNob3BzLWF0LVdhbC1NYXJ0LTRiNWYzZmIzMzgxNDMuanBn&w=550&h=9999&extension=.jpg).jpg (http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9KZXN1cy1zYXZlcy1XaGVuLWhlLXNob3BzLWF0LVdhbC1NYXJ0LTRiNWYzZmIzMzgxNDMuanBn&w=550&h=9999&extension=.jpg)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 12:36:48 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: BruceCM on April 12, 2012, 01:15:35 AM
Well, I just thought it was funny!
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 12, 2012, 09:08:36 AM
I could see Duke getting a tattoo of a pizza oven, pudding bar and the grand ol state of tennesee (where they believe jesus did ride dinosaurs) on his fat body somewhere.  :orly:

 :plus:

That didn't work out as you expected, did it Dook?
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 12, 2012, 09:10:26 AM
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 09:14:48 AM
I could see Duke getting a tattoo of a pizza oven, pudding bar and the grand ol state of tennesee (where they believe jesus did ride dinosaurs) on his fat body somewhere.  :orly:

 :plus:

That didn't work out as you expected, did it Dook?

 :yawn:

Oh, hey! My 1,000th post! Whoop dee doo! :orly: :orly: :orly:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: 'andersom' on April 12, 2012, 09:16:04 AM
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?

I has pics of dinosaur.  :orly:

Glitch won't let me post it.

Glitch do exist too.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 12, 2012, 09:55:05 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:

Everything at Wal-Mart is cheap.  Most of it is Chinese.  This isn't a myth, they bring down their prices by buying in bulk and leveraging for discounted wholesale prices.  I have no idea what you are going on about, as usual Dook.

I don't shop there because I absolutely despise the place, but I could save a few bucks if I did.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Phallacy on April 12, 2012, 10:45:18 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:

Everything at Wal-Mart is cheap.  Most of it is Chinese.  This isn't a myth, they bring down their prices by buying in bulk and leveraging for discounted wholesale prices.  I have no idea what you are going on about, as usual Dook.

I don't shop there because I absolutely despise the place, but I could save a few bucks if I did.

Wal-Mart is pretty much the same as all the other major retail chains in the USA, just a bit more generic and bigger. Cheap shit from China.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 12, 2012, 11:04:39 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:

Everything at Wal-Mart is cheap.  Most of it is Chinese.  This isn't a myth, they bring down their prices by buying in bulk and leveraging for discounted wholesale prices.  I have no idea what you are going on about, as usual Dook.

I don't shop there because I absolutely despise the place, but I could save a few bucks if I did.

Wal-Mart is pretty much the same as all the other major retail chains in the USA, just a bit more generic and bigger. Cheap shit from China.

Um, yeah.  That's what I just said.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 12, 2012, 02:21:40 PM
Walmart does have cheaper prices on DVDs and CDs, some OTC meds, some groceries (and will price match any printed ad), etc.  Shopping judiciously at stores including 5 grocery stores, Sams, Walmart, Kmart and 3 thrift stores helps balance the budget. 

Our vitamins and supplements are definitely cheaper at Sams.  $5.00 for 730 Bayer 81 mg aspirins and about the same price for 400 generic Zyrtec really makes a difference when you use 3 of each a day.

I'm investigating buying some survival type foods from Sams.  Seems to be a whole lot cheaper than fresh for the dehydrated veggies.
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Jesse on April 12, 2012, 05:05:23 PM
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?
not at all. just that men and dinosaurs didnt live at the same time
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Parts on April 12, 2012, 05:55:44 PM
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?
not at all. just that men and dinosaurs didnt live at the same time

Yes they did. Look http://creationmuseum.org/whats-here/exhibits/#dinosaur-den (http://creationmuseum.org/whats-here/exhibits/#dinosaur-den)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: Jesse on April 12, 2012, 05:58:37 PM
I've seen that shit on TV. well since believing doesnt take very much thought, I'm convnced.

 where do i send my money?  :autism:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: midlifeaspie on December 06, 2012, 10:37:53 AM
where do i send my money?  :autism:

AlexPlank@wrongplanet.net   :hahaha:
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 22, 2016, 11:05:39 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:

    Walter White has a radiation tattoo, you can see the black dot in the middle of the red area on his chest. :heart:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cUNtLDArrvg/UY3NPH1RPzI/AAAAAAAAJmw/S0QuwV8yr8Y/s1600/BitbyaDeadBee.jpg)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: renaeden on May 26, 2016, 04:26:34 AM
What is he doing, half naked in what looks like a supermarket?
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 26, 2016, 06:06:31 AM
What is he doing, half naked in what looks like a supermarket?

  SPOILER  ALERT, quote this post to read the answer. :heisenberg:


  Faking a fugue episode to explain his disappearance during the time he was kidnapped by a deranged associate in the meth business.   8)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 26, 2016, 06:09:20 AM
What is he doing, half naked in what looks like a supermarket?

  SPOILER  ALERT, quote this post to read the answer. :heisenberg:


  Faking a fugue episode to explain his disappearance during the time he was kidnapped by a deranged associate in the meth business.   8)

  SPOILER  ALERT

  Also, he is all the way naked, seen from the back.  ;)
Title: Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 02, 2017, 08:46:37 AM
  Jesus running from a dinosaur, because why wouldn't he?  ;)   :dino: WTF!