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Title: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 02, 2012, 11:31:33 PM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

I'm sorry that your forearms are now mis-matched.  Must be time to practice on the other arm.  If you decide to shave your pubic hair with the knife will you post a video?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: P7PSP on April 02, 2012, 11:32:16 PM
There is a big difference in shaving hair on your arm versus shaving your face. But have fun shaving with your swiss army knife if you don't mind a cut up face.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:32:02 AM
There is a big difference in shaving hair on your arm versus shaving your face. But have fun shaving with your swiss army knife if you don't mind a cut up face.  :thumbup:

oh for sure... i could pull it off with minimal jugular damage though i am sure.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 03:16:44 AM
If the knife is sharp enough, it'll work! OK, since you want  :plus: so much....!
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: 'andersom' on April 03, 2012, 05:53:04 AM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

Does one arm feel colder than the other now?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: 'andersom' on April 03, 2012, 05:54:08 AM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

Does one arm feel colder than the other now?

And, since you are wooing me, is that shaven arm going to get prickly soon?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 07:08:56 AM
Probably had to do the other forearm? Then, felt odd about the upper arms, so did them, too?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 02:23:44 PM
Does one arm feel colder than the other now?


no. i dont have really hairy arms unfortunately.



And, since you are wooing me, is that shaven arm going to get prickly soon?


i have stuble allready if you look close but its not prickly.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: TA on April 03, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
Ah, Swiss army knives sharp as scalpels, a knife nut's dream.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
It one of those with hundreds of different things on it, btw?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: TA on April 03, 2012, 02:57:55 PM
It one of those with hundreds of different things on it, btw?

See for yourself: http://www.swissarmy.com/us (http://www.swissarmy.com/us)
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 03:01:37 PM
Yeah? They come with varying numbers of bits; I had one, with god knows how many things on it, myself!
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Jesse on April 04, 2012, 12:09:46 AM
I use a bic razor. i tryed a electric razor once, and didnt feel the same connection as all those years shaving with a razor so i stayed
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 04, 2012, 12:56:49 AM
I use a bic razor. i tryed a electric razor once, and didnt feel the same connection as all those years shaving with a razor so i stayed

Hope you cut your big fuckin peter off with the razor...

...

beard...
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 04, 2012, 01:36:39 AM
Big Fuckin' Peter mentions: 1,503,342,120
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 04, 2012, 01:38:18 AM
Big Fuckin' Peter mentions: 1,503,342,120

Is that for me or this site overall?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 04, 2012, 01:39:10 AM
Overall. You can thank TCO for making it unfunny.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 01:51:31 AM
i have cerial.  :headbang2:
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 02:10:54 AM
Which is something to do with cerris?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 03:03:14 AM
Which is something to do with cerris?

food, you know, like frootloops or cheereo's, alpen even.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 04, 2012, 03:06:27 AM
I hate to be a spelling nazi, but...

It's cereal. CEREAL.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 03:07:57 AM
I hate to be a spelling nazi, but...

It's cereal. CEREAL.

thanks, will try and remember that one.

trust me. your not as much of as a nazi as the english majors who i used to hang out with/ get trolled by as a kid.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 04:38:50 AM
Quite a difference, in that case but no problem, here. Yep, know what cereal is but looked up previous & that's also a word!
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 05:50:27 AM
Quite a difference, in that case but no problem, here. Yep, know what cereal is but looked up previous & that's also a word!

your sig was wrong bruce. it said i was on mac and im on.... well im on a mac but running windows.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 06:26:28 AM
Sounds right, though? That'd be down to Danasoft, anyway, though. *shrugs*
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 07:08:13 AM
Sounds right, though? That'd be down to Danasoft, anyway, though. *shrugs*

only partially wrong. or maybe i miss read it... still in windows and its saying im running windows now.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 12:49:27 PM
Dunno how you run W on a Mac or why you'd want to but....
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 01:34:53 PM
Dunno how you run W on a Mac or why you'd want to but....

its done using a program called bootcamp which allows dual booting via holding down the alt key on startup to select which OS on which HDD or partition if you only have one. pretty sure i miss read it though.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 02:28:04 PM
Ah, hardly had much to do with Macs, anyway. On laptops I've had, you can install as many Linux distros as you like, so I suppose it's enough like that, though?
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 04, 2012, 02:47:43 PM
You could dual boot Windows XP with Windows 7, but you have to install XP first, methinks.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Why on earth you'd want that dual boot option is a mystery! W7 is so much better than XP...
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 04, 2012, 06:23:54 PM
Why on earth you'd want that dual boot option is a mystery! W7 is so much better than XP...

Legacy gaming and software.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 04, 2012, 06:51:57 PM
I find Windows 7 to be better for old games than XP. Call me crazy. :dunno:

An example is this: Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 won't run properly on XP, but runs fine on Windows 7. Even in 64bit.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 04, 2012, 07:19:35 PM
I find Windows 7 to be better for old games than XP. Call me crazy. :dunno:

An example is this: Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 won't run properly on XP, but runs fine on Windows 7. Even in 64bit.

Not as good as Windows 98, however. I'm still waiting for DOSBox to properly emulate a Windows 98 environment, because no one else would do it.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
From a swiss army type knife to computer gobbledegook.  Typical intensity
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: BruceCM on April 05, 2012, 05:48:36 AM
Yeah, via my sig! l  o  l
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 05, 2012, 06:41:09 AM
I find Windows 7 to be better for old games than XP. Call me crazy. :dunno:

An example is this: Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 won't run properly on XP, but runs fine on Windows 7. Even in 64bit.

Not as good as Windows 98, however. I'm still waiting for DOSBox to properly emulate a Windows 98 environment, because no one else would do it.

XP isn't as good as 98 either. This is due to XP onwards using the NT kernel and thus cutting ties with DOS for the most part. Windows ME, 98, 95 etc. worked so well because they were basically shells over a DOS environment.

It's very difficult to get certain old Windows games to run on any NT-based OS due to this lack of DOS integration. DOSBox won't work too well because it's aimed at DOS games and was never built for emulating Windows.

The only really good options for running old Windows games properly is Virtualbox/VMware.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Phallacy on April 05, 2012, 01:04:59 PM
I find Windows 7 to be better for old games than XP. Call me crazy. :dunno:

An example is this: Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 won't run properly on XP, but runs fine on Windows 7. Even in 64bit.

Not as good as Windows 98, however. I'm still waiting for DOSBox to properly emulate a Windows 98 environment, because no one else would do it.

XP isn't as good as 98 either. This is due to XP onwards using the NT kernel and thus cutting ties with DOS for the most part. Windows ME, 98, 95 etc. worked so well because they were basically shells over a DOS environment.

It's very difficult to get certain old Windows games to run on any NT-based OS due to this lack of DOS integration. DOSBox won't work too well because it's aimed at DOS games and was never built for emulating Windows.

The only really good options for running old Windows games properly is Virtualbox/VMware.

The only viable solution for properly running the majority of PC games made from 1995-2000 is to run them on an actual Windows 98 machine from the era that has SoundBlaster and a 3dfx card. Period.
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 05, 2012, 01:10:40 PM
FUCKIN A

DAMN STRAIGHT
Title: Re: who needs a straight razor...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on April 06, 2012, 10:56:30 AM
I find Windows 7 to be better for old games than XP. Call me crazy. :dunno:

An example is this: Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 won't run properly on XP, but runs fine on Windows 7. Even in 64bit.

Not as good as Windows 98, however. I'm still waiting for DOSBox to properly emulate a Windows 98 environment, because no one else would do it.

XP isn't as good as 98 either. This is due to XP onwards using the NT kernel and thus cutting ties with DOS for the most part. Windows ME, 98, 95 etc. worked so well because they were basically shells over a DOS environment.

It's very difficult to get certain old Windows games to run on any NT-based OS due to this lack of DOS integration. DOSBox won't work too well because it's aimed at DOS games and was never built for emulating Windows.

The only really good options for running old Windows games properly is Virtualbox/VMware.

The only viable solution for properly running the majority of PC games made from 1995-2000 is to run them on an actual Windows 98 machine from the era that has SoundBlaster and a 3dfx card. Period.

But you implied using your own machine.