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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: eris on February 17, 2012, 12:50:01 PM
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hi everyone, im new :)
my name is eris. i am a 31 year old woman with high functioning autism
i enjoy taking long walks and talking about bdsm. i don't speak much, and am pretty withdrawn. i like skrams, hardcore and metal. some electronic music is ok. i like brussel sprouts but do not like peas.
nice to meet you all. hope we can become great friends !
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*robot dance*
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hi nice to meet you person ive never talked to before !
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can you please post your tits, thanks
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or send them privately, if you prefer
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oh and welcome, eris!
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hi adam nice to meet you !
sure i will post my tits, just ask me again before i get 100 posts. if you dont ask before then i will assume you didnt really want to see them so i wont do it :viking:
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Hi eris, welcome to I2.
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Do you eat or drink cum? I've never figured out if it is food or drink.
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Hi great to see some new people around here you seem to have some very interesting interests :2thumbsup:
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hi odeon ! nice to meet you !
hi qv ! I like to say i eat cum. it sounds dirtier that way. it's my favorite food. i just ate some yesterday. the boys was only 18. fresh !
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hi parts nice to meet you :)
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So what are your interests?
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So what are your interests?
oh, the usual
i like to read about different properties and benefits of herbs and plants. and i like reading Sarte and Kierkegaard and Schopenhauer
oh and i like to be peed on, especially in the face and i like it when some gets in my mouth. i like being a keyholder, and to manage the chastity of submissive men. occasionally i like to kick men in the balls at walmart and dress them up like girls and humiliate them. but mostly i just like to give blowjobs.
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What kinds of herbs?
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oh any kind really, but mostly common ones or ones that i wouldn't have trouble finding.
lately i've been reading about oregano. it's really a super herb. it can control your cholesterol and cure any kind of fungal infection better than medicine.
sometimes i like to read about the metaphysical properties of herbs too. it's just something i like to think about.
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Metaphysical properties? Not sure I follow.
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oh, like what planet they are aligned with, or any kind of historical magical use
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As a trained astronomer, I should probably point it out to you that an ordinary kitchen appliance will affect your herbs more than the planets.
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i know :)
i don't practice, at all. but i am a bit of an armchair occultist about some things.
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I like occultism and wish some of it would actually work.
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it would be nice. i think the closest thing to anything that would actually "work" is chaos magic, but it really is a quagmire
there was a time i studied the Golden Dawn. you know, beneath all those scary ghosts Crowley keeps talking about, it really is just about communicating with your higher self.
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I was more into Ouija boards.
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Hey noobie.. are you :viking:? The site will open up more after your post count reaches 10+.. :zoinks:
(wrote more about (kitchen) herbs but went blah so.. )
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Hello Eris,
:welcome: to I2.
Keyholder, does that mean you aspire to be the deputy of st Peter on earth one day? AKA the pope?
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hi lutra. oh more forums eh. sounds scandalous.
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hi hyke. no keyholding means i put boys in chastity belts and hold the key to it and control when it comes off and make all kinds of rules for him to follow like wearing panties and pee sitting down. i wouldnt want to be pope. too many silly hats.
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hi hyke. no keyholding means i put boys in chastity belts and hold the key to it and control when it comes off and make all kinds of rules for him to follow like wearing panties and pee sitting down. i wouldnt want to be pope. too many silly hats.
So, apart from the hats, not that different? With funny rules and all.
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you know, catholisism does have a lot in common with D/s
submitting to the will of an all powerful being, constantly on your knees, funny outfits
i dont see much difference either
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oh any kind really, but mostly common ones or ones that i wouldn't have trouble finding.
lately i've been reading about oregano. it's really a super herb. it can control your cholesterol and cure any kind of fungal infection better than medicine.
sometimes i like to read about the metaphysical properties of herbs too. it's just something i like to think about.
Hi Eris.
:welcome: to Intensity.
How do you use oregano to fight a fungal infection?
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apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place
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Hi eris. We are actually a very conservative site and I hope you will be able to respect our sensitivities.
Now, tits or gtfo.
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apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place
And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
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apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place
And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
Oregano gets you into the mafia?
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apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place
And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
Oregano gets you into the mafia?
Noooooo, it gets the Mafia into you. :zombiefuck:
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(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/24/1237914679599/Long-tailed-tits-001.jpg)
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Who the fuck are you, and what did you do to eris? >:( j/k but srsly, did I step back in time? Holy fuck, I must do NOTHING!
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hi eris
you are only welcome here if you are a 6ft dominatrix hot chick! :green:
oh and must be into dubstep :evillaugh:
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Stop intimidating the new member.
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Ever seen this bird?
(http://i.pbase.com/g1/18/589018/2/130481660.CcFqdJ8M.jpg)(Turdus migratorius)
(moi non plus mais.. soit.. )
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Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
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Now, tits or gtfo.
PMSElle fuckin KNOWS what she's on about
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Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
Stop using caps. :P
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Clearly you have to call each other out over this very important matter!
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And then I'll call them out for calling each other out and ruining the site with their drama :zoinks:
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Clearly you have to call each other out over this very important matter!
I was just thinking that! :P
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Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
Stop using caps. :P
Oh, craps, CAPS.
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what a nice, warm reception i have got
you all are certainly real people :)
I dunno if i am tho, everything seems so far away right now. im not in a very natural state right now
@ odeon
Ouija boards. hmm. those can be dangerous. and i do not mean there are spirits that will come after you, i mean you are communicating with your subconscious and your higher self, and might change your outlooks on things without wanting to. i think the devil is inside us all.
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Yeah, they are sort of nasty. I've not played with them for years.
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Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
Stop using caps. :P
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
/rebelling
Clearly you have to call each other out over this very important matter!
I was just thinking that! :P
It matters deeply to me. :violin:
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What are you waiting for then? Reach deep inside yourself and find your voice and your courage, and give it a try.
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Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
Stop using caps. :P
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
/rebelling
Clearly you have to call each other out over this very important matter!
I was just thinking that! :P
It matters deeply to me. :violin:
Thankfully this board was created for this very purpose.
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What are you waiting for then? Reach deep inside yourself and find your gspot, and give it a try.
Always good advice.
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:LOL:
I was hoping the sarcasm would come across ok.
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:LOL:
I was hoping the sarcasm would come across ok.
You used your sarcasm font well.