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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: bodie on January 09, 2012, 07:53:03 AM
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Ha ha ha ha :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Did the title fool you into thinking this was going to be some kind of pornographic lesbo fest?
Nope :M
This is just some advice for the ladies
Do not, and i mean do not buy any of those legging things that have little patterns going across, sometimes winter, or ski patterns
a bit like this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmnl6hv56nF3iYgWzbrzyEMvUNXO9LrpEXYT8DaK3ZDUkXeJoj-G4PRQeo6Q)
or
(http://aff.ysi.bz/assets/80/922/l_p0011292280.jpg)
I bought some and my legs are not that fat (ok my arse might be a bit bigger) and when i look in my mirror at home they don't look too bad. I caught sight of my reflection in a plate glass window and ....well, i will just say it
YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE BACK END OF A BUS!
don't buy them.
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Someone will ask you for a picture of your legs, you know that?
Well, horizontal stripes don't look good on the legs. That is, on legs that aren't stick-thin.
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Ive never owned a pair :)
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If I wore leggings with yellow horizontal stripes on them,
my legs would remind people of this classic song ... :zoinks:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZ4l8FCFc#)
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Erm yes. I have gone back to plain old black.
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We need photos, with and without, for objectivity :angel:
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We need photos, with and without, for objectivity :angel:
With and without horizontal stripes, that is what you mean, isn't it? :angel:
Don't worry Bodi, Going for the plain black, or anthracite by default.
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Can't do photo's now, as i have put the unflattering item in the bin.
As for the black....well close your eyes...and imagine
......Max Wall! :hahaha:
you might have to google it
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Ha ha ha ha :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Did the title fool you into thinking this was going to be some kind of pornographic lesbo fest?
Nope :M
The dead giveaway was, women to women? Yep, nice try but if it said, "Women on women" or "Women getting it on..." Then I would have expected lesbian porn, no questions asked. :zoinks:
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Dammit! I'll get you next time :zoinks:
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I was thinking of the Joe Cocker song. :orly:
Joe Cocker- Woman To Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04mQ6UnGTI#)
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That is a snigger worthy name... anything with 'cock' in it makes me snigger :eyebrows:
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We need photos, with and without, for objectivity :angel:
With and without horizontal stripes, that is what you mean, isn't it? :angel:
Don't worry Bodi, Going for the plain black, or anthracite by default.
I don't know whether i did but I am thinking maybe i should admit to thinkiing this.
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If I wore those I'd look like a giant ball on top of a circus tent.
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I had my hopes up, just not too high.
The dissapointment isn't that great.
I might have a good cry over this, but I'll be OK. :green:
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Unless maybe you're a size one with no ass, I've found stuff like that is sorta like hanging a billboard on your ass.
It will cause perverted old men with bad eyesight to stare and get confused. :LOL:
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I had my hopes up, just not too high.
The dissapointment isn't that great.
I might have a good cry over this, but I'll be OK. :green:
:viking:
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You guys are really desperate. :orly:
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You guys are really desperate. :orly:
Well, what are you doing to liven things up? :dunno: