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Title: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Zippo on December 30, 2011, 07:20:33 PM: because if theres anything i have learnt is
life is like harrowine
sometimes it brings you up,
sometimes it lets you down.
either way your fucked up.
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM: What is harrowine??
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 30, 2011, 08:41:28 PM: Yes, I see you learned bad spelling of thread titles, congratulations. :trollface:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Scrapheap on December 30, 2011, 10:22:40 PM: Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 30, 2011, 08:41:28 PM
Yes, I see you learned bad spelling of thread titles, congratulations. :trollface:

If Slade ever gets back together, Zippo can write songs for them and Noddy Holder can sing them!! :headbang2:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Scrapheap on December 30, 2011, 10:23:31 PM: Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??

:asthing:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: P7PSP on December 31, 2011, 01:22:15 AM: Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??
Heroin. :laugh:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2011, 02:20:03 AM: Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??
Heroin. :laugh:

I just :asthing: ! I "sounded out" the word and heard "heroin" in my head,
but for some reason I thought it was marijuana instead!
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 31, 2011, 02:23:06 AM: Drugs and You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDnR6Px-co#)
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 03:25:55 AM: Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??
Heroin. :laugh:
Oh. Was it spelt like that on purpose then?
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: P7PSP on December 31, 2011, 03:44:21 AM: Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 03:25:55 AM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??
Heroin. :laugh:
Oh. Was it spelt like that on purpose then?
:indeed: :lol:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2011, 07:01:06 AM: Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 03:44:21 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 03:25:55 AM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2011, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
What is harrowine??
Heroin. :laugh:
Oh. Was it spelt like that on purpose then?
:indeed: :lol:

Renaeden and I are innocent and do not always "get" drug humor. :M
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 07:56:30 AM: Well, I have taken some illegal drugs, but not heroin. Though I have had to do research and write an essay about methadone treatment.
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2011, 08:43:37 AM: Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
Well, I have taken some illegal drugs, but not heroin. Though I have had to do research and write an essay about methadone treatment.

I have drunk cough syrup from the bottle instead of using the dosage cup. :hide:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 08:53:21 AM: ^That is hardcore. :headbang2:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2011, 08:58:37 AM: Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 08:53:21 AM
^That is hardcore. :headbang2:

Oh hell yeah, I'm an outlaw! :headbang:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Pyraxis on December 31, 2011, 09:42:52 AM: Harrowine sounds like something out of Middle Earth.
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Scrapheap on December 31, 2011, 12:13:39 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on December 31, 2011, 08:43:37 AM
Quote from: renaeden on December 31, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
Well, I have taken some illegal drugs, but not heroin. Though I have had to do research and write an essay about methadone treatment.

I have drunk cough syrup from the bottle instead of using the dosage cup. :hide:

The Weeble is a Robotripper!!! :lol: :woohoo:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: McGiver on January 03, 2012, 10:09:11 AM: :pow:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM: now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 05, 2012, 03:58:57 PM: Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM
now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !

There's only one clitoris? Who has it and where is she?
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: eris on January 05, 2012, 04:00:51 PM: whoever she is, she is very, very busy
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Zippo on January 05, 2012, 07:23:04 PM: Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM
now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !
i think i do allready...

its right above the pee hole.... right?
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: eris on January 05, 2012, 07:27:34 PM: bingo !

you cant really see the pee hole though. just remember, it's at the very top, it's the size of a pearl, it gets hard, and it's very, VERY sensitive ;)
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Zippo on January 05, 2012, 07:46:11 PM: Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 07:27:34 PM
bingo !

you cant really see the pee hole though. just remember, it's at the very top, it's the size of a pearl, it gets hard, and it's very, VERY sensitive ;)

thats why you dont use vibrating toothbrushes as a cheep alternative to.. well you know, vibrators!
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: eris on January 05, 2012, 08:21:57 PM: before i was old enough to buy a vibrator i used an electric toothbrush :D

I just cut the bristles off
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: Zippo on January 05, 2012, 08:30:18 PM: Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 08:21:57 PM
before i was old enough to buy a vibrator i used an electric toothbrush :D

I just cut the bristles off

you would too... :zoinks:
Title: Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
Post by: McGiver on January 05, 2012, 11:42:38 PM: Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 04:00:51 PM
whoever she is, she is very, very busy
I like to occasionally to a stealth stab with my tongue while I am down there.

Usually the thighs begin clapping my ears.