INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Zippo on December 29, 2011, 03:04:04 AM
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ill start.
Q.) whats the fastest thing in the world? A.) a black man with your TV
Q.) whats the second fastest thing in the world? A.) his little brother with the VCR
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What do you call a gay Jew?
....a heblew.
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How does a Polish woman know when her daughter is on her period??
Because her son's dick starts to taste funny.
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how do you get a nun pregnant?
you fuck her!
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What kind of meat does the pope eat?
Nun.
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My lesbian neighbours are so sweet. They even asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They gave me a rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch" :zoinks:
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what do you call an epileptic in a bathtub ?
a washing machine
how are women and frying pans the same ?
you have to heat them both up before you put the meat in
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why do women wear purfume and makeup?
cause theyre ugly and they stink
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My lesbian neighbours are so sweet. They even asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They gave me a rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch" :zoinks:
:oneliner: :lol:
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A cock walks into a bar looking for tail....
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I looked out of my window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so I frantically rushed over.
"Out of the way!" I shouted, as I pushed through the crowd.
"Are you a doctor?" one woman screamed.
"No" I replied, "The cunt was delivering my pizza."
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How do you fill a phone booth with 200 babies?
-With a blender!
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How do you clean it up without making a mess?
-With a straw!
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What does a baby in a blender give?
-An erection!
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ill start.
Q.) whats the fastest thing in the world? A.) a black man with your TV
Q.) whats the second fastest thing in the world? A.) his little brother with the VCR
You're very wrong. The fastest thing in the world is a white meth-head with your TV and VCR. :orly:
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Your mom
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My first stand up attempt was a disaster.
Mind you I was only ten months old at the time.