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Title: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 15, 2011, 01:15:43 PM
look for yourself !!! its at 69
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: V on October 15, 2011, 01:18:41 PM
 :yarly:

Now seriously   :bonban: :bonban:  :crowd:   Good for you
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Callaway on October 15, 2011, 01:44:03 PM
:69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Phallacy on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 15, 2011, 01:49:58 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

nah the circles represent heads and the lines represent the legs... can you see it now?
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 15, 2011, 01:56:51 PM


I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:


(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/67%20Pig%2069.jpg)
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Squidusa on October 15, 2011, 01:57:46 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 16, 2011, 06:07:46 AM
Protip: when 69'ing in a heterosexual setting, make sure the girl is on top. The other way around and she can't breathe too well. I know these things.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 16, 2011, 08:58:37 AM


That, and her neck gets tired quickly.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: P7PSP on October 16, 2011, 09:57:14 AM
You should stay at 69 for a bit.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 16, 2011, 02:00:13 PM
You should stay at 69 for a bit.  :thumbup:

well i cant exactly change how my carma is....
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2011, 02:06:43 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:

really wouldnt mind 99 karma right now
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2011, 02:08:42 PM


I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:


(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/67%20Pig%2069.jpg)


   Dammit, I was just eating a pork dinner, thanks a lot.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
Well, is this oral sex karma curable?  or is it a chronic condition?
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:

really wouldnt mind 99 karma right now

 All in good time, stay centered and be present in the now!    :meditate:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Osensitive1 on October 16, 2011, 02:29:27 PM
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2011, 02:31:00 PM
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?

 Ooops, I suppose it might.  I need to confine my comments to stuff I actually know.  :laugh:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2011, 03:56:32 PM
Missionary position is mutual planking, as in WPlanking.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 16, 2011, 06:02:55 PM
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?

hmm. doggy seems more like 39.

99 is someone on top someone's back, one of my least favorite positions btw.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 17, 2011, 11:13:29 AM
96 is after you have been married a while and just sleep back to back.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 11:26:44 AM
88 is fat lesbians making out
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 17, 2011, 02:17:58 PM
LOL! i check my karma to see who put me to 69 in the first place and i find

renaeden ... + 1 karma - reason: not any more

PPK ... - 1 karma - reason: "back to 69"


i seriously LOLED! thanks to both of you!!!
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
I'm making this post to find out what karma I have without having to scroll all the way up and click on my profile becuase I'm too lazy to do that and I will comment on interest or lack of interest in my karma number after I view this post in a few seconds
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:09:06 PM
849... haha!
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 17, 2011, 03:14:36 PM
849... haha!

yes but your karma to post ration is quite a bit under 1/10 {1 karma for every 10 posts]
mine is above 1/10 :P
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:16:24 PM
I value quantity over quality :M
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 17, 2011, 03:33:22 PM
849... haha!

yes but your karma to post ration is quite a bit under 1/10 {1 karma for every 10 posts]
mine is above 1/10 :P

Mine was too, until I hit 4600.  It gets harder to maintain the higher your postcount gets.  For me anyway, some have done very well, like EBM and Les.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Psychophant on October 17, 2011, 03:39:01 PM
Well, is this oral sex karma curable?  or is it a chronic condition?

Mine passed quickly, I laid on my back and thought of England!    :laugh:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 17, 2011, 08:50:43 PM
88 is fat lesbians making out

 Or two of ME standing in line at the grocery store!    :snowman: :snowman:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 17, 2011, 08:52:11 PM
I'm making this post to find out what karma I have without having to scroll all the way up and click on my profile becuase I'm too lazy to do that and I will comment on interest or lack of interest in my karma number after I view this post in a few seconds

 All this post lacks is a smiley! ----->    :include:
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 08:52:21 PM
33 is gay guys spooning
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 17, 2011, 09:21:31 PM
Okay, so what is a 22?

49?
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 17, 2011, 09:24:12 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

Oh!  You know, I really didn't expect an answer.  I was  :include: with my post.  But thanks anyway.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Zippo on October 17, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

and this is why i now consider eris my personal sex knowledge base!
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 17, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
22 is on on your side

49 is piledriver

and this is why i now consider eris my personal sex knowledge base!

Yeah, but wait until you get the bill! 
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 10:20:54 PM
49 really does accurately portray the piledriver position. It's uncanny. Thanks QV for pointing out that very interesting number.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 17, 2011, 10:22:50 PM
49 really does accurately portray the piledriver position. It's uncanny. Thanks QV for pointing out that very interesting number.

You're welcome.  I will admit I can't picture a piledriver position, but I'm sure I'll continue to live a contented and virginal life without knowing.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 11:33:05 PM
(http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/-/-zArk-/1072242021_piledriver.JPG)
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Callaway on October 17, 2011, 11:35:42 PM
(http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/-/-zArk-/1072242021_piledriver.JPG)

Is that the man on top?

Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: eris on October 17, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
yes.


Or the one that is doing the penetrating is on top.
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
Post by: Psychophant on October 18, 2011, 05:50:08 AM
According to George Carlin, 71 is 69 with two fingers up her ass.   :yarly: