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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Zippo on October 04, 2011, 08:14:54 PM
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just turned 19... dont feel any different, and whats with everyone asking me if i want a beer for my birthday? its disgusting. WTF
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday Zippo :)
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thanks to you both.
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Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:
What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??
EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned: :thumbup:
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Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:
What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??
EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned: :thumbup:
me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".
supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....
anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.
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Yeah, that roid rage is a bitch.
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Yeah, that roid rage is a bitch.
i find it more amusing than anything else to be honest. glad i got that bitch out of my life anyways. her shit was getting old, fast.
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Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:
What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??
EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned: :thumbup:
me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".
supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....
anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.
I think she just sat on her penis wrong.
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Happy Birthday Zippo!!! Have a beer with your pervy uncle Scrappy! :glug:
What happened to Gluey? did you two ever make up or is she still being an arrogant bitch??
EDIT: I just noticed your postcount is at a perfect 420. :stoned: :thumbup:
me and gluey havnt talked since the huge fight.... i went down to the place she hangs out after the fact to see if she wants to talk. she flipped me off to start and than i said if she wants to talk ill do it in another place [wasnt appropreate to have a huge fight in front of a bunch of special needs people] and she just told me someone needs "deal with my lazy ass".
supposedly after i told her "you say i need to man up, but you should really look at yourself before you speak" and left she started going ape-shit and was asked to either calm the fuck down or leave the building. my old foster dad was there and said "why are you bitching around us when hes the one you should be talking to" and she got all pissed off and freaked out again....
anyways now she just gets all coy and pussifyed when im around her. she goes silent and avoids eye contact or gets into a huge huff. trys [and fails] to be intimidating every time i see her.
I think she just sat on her penis wrong.
guess her balls finaly busted after so many testosterone injections
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Happy bd Zippo. :birthday:
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Happy BD Zippo!!!
Couldn't find you a Zippo Cake I liked, so, went to find you an extra lighter.
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Happy BD Zippo!!!
Couldn't find you a Zippo Cake I liked, so, went to find you an extra lighter.
LOVE IT!... and thats not just the sleeping meds which are currently failing at making me sleep talkin!
thanks a ton for the goof wishes +1
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Well, Happy Birthday.
I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)
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Well, Happy Birthday.
I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)
well all the people who asked me know i think it tastes gross... its just weird how they ask me anyways
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Happy 19th birthday Zippo :)
Have you recently done a lot of hallucinogenic drugs ?
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no but im currently high on sleeping pills which seem to be doing anything but putting me to sleep.
thanks for the wishes
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Well, Happy Birthday.
I agree with you about the beer. There's no need for me to drink beer just to be in the "in". ::)
well all the people who asked me know i think it tastes gross... its just weird how they ask me anyways
They probably want to be sociable and can't think of anything else to say. :tard:
Beer is indeed disgusting :sick: but CAKE is the best :cake: so ...
:cake: Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo! :cake:
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happy b-day
were you a norwegian you wouldnt have to worry about what 19 means to you. it'd be ARMY-TIME! :D
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happy b-day
were you a norwegian you wouldnt have to worry about what 19 means to you. it'd be ARMY-TIME! :D
ive thought of joining the army once or twice. good backup plan for everything if my life fails... but tbh, id rather be a civy wth a gun obsession
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Happy Birthday Zippo.
Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it. :-*
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Happy Birthday Zippo.
Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it. :-*
Are you trying to get the poor kid killed? She'll pop his head like a zit.
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Happy Birthday Zippo.
Say hi to gluey for me , I'm sure she ould love to hear it. :-*
Are you trying to get the poor kid killed? She'll pop his head like a zit.
Pfft , she'll probably trip over her penis before she can actually hurt him. :zoinks:
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pfft... trying to get me killed... i carry a knife at all times [something i tryed to teach her which she does not do because she looses all her knives] i also know a few combat tactics... plus when i fight its victory or death. [kneecaps and balls are fare game] plus i walk around with steel toe boots so if push comes to shove i can just cunt punt her and face stomp her while shes on the ground... also i know quite a few grapple holds. most of which involve snapping her arm...
but her name gluey comes from glue sniffing problems so before it comes to that i could out run her every day of the week and especially on tuesday.
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Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo!
(http://img.world-of-western.com/zoom/z61480.jpg)
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Happy 19th Birthday, Zippo!
(http://img.world-of-western.com/zoom/z61480.jpg)
HAPPY WEDNESDAY CALLAWAY!!!!!!!!
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:thanks:
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I read Zippo's signature as:
I sleep with a pistol under my pillow...
but what you really need to worry about
is the loaded mini gun inside my bed
:toporly: :penis:
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Well, Zippo (or, rather, Zibbo) is baby slang for "dick" in Arabic.
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Did we wish you happy 23rd??
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Happy Birthday.
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That was 3 year, 4 months ago, Jack. :LOL:
It's just Scrappy bumping stuff up again
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Sometimes my jokes are only funny to me. :laugh:
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The joke is a bit old for some of us. :jaded:
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Pappy I'm only 22 ( I think?) Have you been drinking. I got into grandads Scotch.
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The joke is a bit old for some of us. :jaded:
Haven't done it often; rare a birthday thread is bumped not for a birthday.