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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: ZEGH8578 on September 14, 2011, 03:07:34 PM
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its one of the most painful things to watch on tv :I
"they took me up into their spacecraft - " <--some old man, on global tv.
im all "okay, old man, watch your next step now!"
"they did medical experiments on me!"
okay, easy now
"and then they had anal sex with me"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont say thaaaat
"all night!"
no, no, no, no :(
"deep into my anus"
WHY!?
WHY would they fuck his bumbum WHY!?
same w this chick on nat geo, who was posessed by demons.
she had been given _many_ exorcisms by this hack who talked about how successful he was. well, if he was so successful, she woulda been cured by now, no?
anyway, the demons wake her up at night
then they fuck her
all night long
DONT SAY THAT ON TV!!! :(
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So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008? :orly:
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So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008? :orly:
:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!
BUT REALLY
SLEEP PARALYSIS,. Thats how easily it can be explained.
Sleep paralysis + a subconcious supressed gayness.
If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.
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So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008? :orly:
:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!
It looked like this didn't it?
:vibe:
But at the size of a light sabre.
Don't really care why people have these thoughts tbh.
Could be sleep paralysis, could be a deep deep fear of sexuality, who knows. People are weird. And people need horror. No better horror than someone telling it really happened to him.
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My abductors were very gentle and considerate and used just the right amount of pre-warmed lubricant.
Sorry you had a bad experience. :( Next time ask for Zorplok, he has "the touch".
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If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.
But that's what it is all for, get on tv, 15 minutes of fame, and years of laughter from the neighbours.
Doesn't matter if it is about alien rape, new found bliss with a facial scrub or being duped by dodgy salesmen. Anything will do to get on national or global tv.
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So, you are still in denial about what happened to you on that August night in 2008? :orly:
:( its a painful memory. get it? painful!
It looked like this didn't it?
:vibe:
But at the size of a light sabre.
Don't really care why people have these thoughts tbh.
Could be sleep paralysis, could be a deep deep fear of sexuality, who knows. People are weird. And people need horror. No better horror than someone telling it really happened to him.
:lol:
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If ONLY they realized it was that simple
they wouldnt have to go on global tv, and talk about aliens putting their alien penises into their anuses.
But that's what it is all for, get on tv, 15 minutes of fame, and years of laughter from the neighbours.
Doesn't matter if it is about alien rape, new found bliss with a facial scrub or being duped by dodgy salesmen. Anything will do to get on national or global tv.
yah i get that
but come on
"the aliens gave me a brain implant"
"the aliens gauged my eye out, then put it back in"
why jump right for the butt-sex?
sigh... ah well :I
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Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"
people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!
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Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"
people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!
if i get abducted, ill be doing the probing :M
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Well, it doesn't have the 'wow' factor does it
"I got kidnapped by aliens and we sipped lemon tea and
had a political debate"
people don't bat an eyelid unless there is at least a very deep
anal probing!
:agreed: Anal probing is the shit! :viking:
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
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Tv rots the brain.
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Tv rots the brain.
no it deos NTO!!!
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
How did that feel?
Do you want to come on national tv and tell about it?
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
How did that feel?
Do you want to come on national tv and tell about it?
No! :hide:
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
How did that feel?
Do you want to come on national tv and tell about it?
No! :hide:
I think ZEGH needs to :plus: you now.
You endured something truly amazing, and quite frightening, and you don't want to become famous with it.
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This reminds me of an old Kids in the Hall sketch...
2 aliens stand there, very bored, probing man after man - yawning. One says to the other " I just dont have the passion for this anymore. My life's work reduced to this. For years we've been raping men from earth and all we have learned is that about 1 in 10 like it."
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Kids in the hall were great. Mom and I still crush each other's heads every now and then. :laugh:
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
Ooooo, can you channel my great-grandmother next? I want to ask her about her ancestry! :orly:
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
Ooooo, can you channel my great-grandmother next? I want to ask her about her ancestry! :orly:
I am out of the channeling business. :dunno:
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Kids in the hall were great. Mom and I still crush each other's heads every now and then. :laugh:
I still remember the head-crusher's lame would-be competitor, who squeezed people's faces. :laugh:
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
Ooooo, can you channel my great-grandmother next? I want to ask her about her ancestry! :orly:
I am out of the channeling business. :dunno:
Psshhhhh, that lasted, what, five minutes? It takes time and persistence to build a career, and a winner never quits! :viking:
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Listen to this show some time http://www.coasttocoastam.com/ (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/) it's hilarious
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I feel like I just channeled Lit. ???
Ooooo, can you channel my great-grandmother next? I want to ask her about her ancestry! :orly:
I am out of the channeling business. :dunno:
Psshhhhh, that lasted, what, five minutes? It takes time and persistence to build a career, and a winner never quits! :viking:
Beck- Loser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY#)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
:D
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
Squiddy, please add this to our smilies.
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PS: I like how on the main board when this is the last post, all it says is,
"in Re: people who get raped..."
I hope it baits people.
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H- anus of Uranus by Klaatu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhTrnFmMjns#)
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PS: I like how on the main board when this is the last post, all it says is,
"in Re: people who get raped..."
I hope it baits people.
:D
we should make more such posts
"dont you hate when your penis... "
"i like to grab and squeeze... "
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
Squiddy, please add this to our smilies.
Type : probe : without the spaces. :thumbup: :probe:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
Squiddy, please add this to our smilies.
Type : probe : without the spaces. :thumbup: :probe:
:plus: for this new smiley that will work perfectly in our discussions of conspiracy theories and alien abductions!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
Squiddy, please add this to our smilies.
Type : probe : without the spaces. :thumbup: :probe:
:plus: for this new smiley that will work perfectly in our discussions of conspiracy theories and alien abductions!
And religion and politics.... :probe:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe.gif)
Squiddy, please add this to our smilies.
Type : probe : without the spaces. :thumbup: :probe:
:thumbup: :laugh: :plus:
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Aaah, this is the origin of that smiley.
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Aaah, this is the origin of that smiley.
I would sacrifice Zegh stoner body to the Alien Overlords.