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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Icequeen on August 30, 2011, 03:59:25 PM

Title: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Icequeen on August 30, 2011, 03:59:25 PM: For $20 (I'll pass, I'm cheap :LOL:), you can become an official Pastafarian minister.

(http://venganza.org/images/ordination/paper_ordination1.jpg)

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Frequently asked question: are these certificates legitimate? Could I perform a wedding with one of these?

Yes, they're legitimate. There have been weddings officiated by Pastafarian ministers using these ordination certificates. A license to perform weddings is applied for at the local level and the process varies from place to place. Usually it's a matter of filling out a form and showing your ordination credentials. I am happy to write a Letter of Good Standing or any other document they may require.

To date I am not aware of any Pastafarian ever being turned away. Please, please let me know if you run into any problems.

http://www.venganza.org/ordination/ (http://www.venganza.org/ordination/)
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Osensitive1 on August 30, 2011, 04:06:54 PM: :laugh: No want!
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM: My former landlady and her then-boyfriend both became ordained ministers in the Progressive Universal Life Church.
As for me, I think I would be a good Pastafarian minister, saying the blessing at spaghetti suppers
all over this fine nation! :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: skyblue1 on August 30, 2011, 05:49:26 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
the Progressive Universal Life Church.
:
I think I went there one time, everyone was stoned, they got the munchies and ate all the communion wafers
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Osensitive1 on August 30, 2011, 05:50:46 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on August 30, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
As for me, I think I would be a good Pastafarian minister, saying the blessing at spaghetti suppers
all over this fine nation! :2thumbsup:
:laugh:
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Phallacy on August 30, 2011, 07:18:06 PM: I have a religion similar to the spaghetti one. Instead of worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, you worship Super Mario! :zoinks:
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 31, 2011, 01:02:30 AM: Quote from: Stultus Saxum on August 30, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
I have a religion similar to the spaghetti one. Instead of worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, you worship Super Mario! :zoinks:

They wouldn't happen to be the 7th day plumbers, by any chance?
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 31, 2011, 07:26:30 AM: DAAS: The Big Gig - Go To Church (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9XEmp_iRP4#)

OR maybe

DAAS: The Big Gig - Commies For Christ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elr0JmB7Ac8#)

Prof feel free to enlighten the WP members of your firm convictions in this religious fevour :angel:
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: Scrapheap on May 22, 2013, 06:05:29 PM: guest bump.

I'd like to be A :fsm: minister too.

I should sport the $20 and become ordained. :angel:
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 03:13:31 PM: I'd perform gay male weddings.
The receptions are to die for.
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 27, 2013, 11:48:18 PM: Quote from: McJaguar on May 23, 2013, 03:13:31 PM
I'd perform gay male weddings.
The receptions are to die for.

I'm kind of over wedding receptions. :wedding:

I like to joke that if I ever do get married, it'll be at City Hall, on my lunch break from work. :P
Title: Re: You too, can become an ordained minister!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 21, 2016, 10:46:19 PM: I've been to a couple of weddings officiated by relatives of the bride or groom. They got one-day licenses. :)