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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on August 23, 2011, 05:51:33 AM
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OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?
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For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to the Romans in exchange for 30 pieces of silver paid to Judas Iscariot, for which Jesus got quite cross.
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Welcome to fucking Deadwood!
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Borrow my old one: "I don't suffer fools and I'd like to see fools suffer."
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How about this?
Oh, believe me, I understand trolling very well.
:zoinks:
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Confuse people and imitate Hyke with this.
Psssst, your fly is up.
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How about this?
Oh, believe me, I understand trolling very well.
:zoinks:
Seconded
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I missed you.................................but, my aim has improved.
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"From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it" from Job 1:7
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Thanks fir the suggestions guys. I was thinking of something quoted from another member. The Dox one is more in the style. I was thinking on it randomly today and was sure Richard said something some time ago which was fucking classic. I will try and find that one and see what I can make of it.
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Found it!!! What do you all think?
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He seems to have disappeared again. certainly fits the I2 mode! :laugh:
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Found it!!! What do you all think?
I like it. Classic!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Found it!!! What do you all think?
I like it :thumbup:
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/me likes it
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Found it!!! What do you all think?
Will I have to go out and buy a rooster so that my posts will have meaning?
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:thumbup:
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Funny.
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Thing is, he could be talking about anyone of us, as he called us all fat.
:thumbup: on that, Sir_Les.
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That's because you really are all fat.
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Thing is, he could be talking about anyone of us, as he called us all fat.
:thumbup: on that, Sir_Les.
He quoted Sir Les in the original post:
Hate to be the one to tell you mate but as impressed as you seem to be with your own penis, it neither impresses or amazes me and I suspect those that are pretending to be amazed are doing this to humour you.
What? You think that you have a mammoth sized cock? Looks about normal from what I can see. I think you should try choking it more though LOL
Hate to break it to you fat brah, but until you show your cock here, ^this^ doesnt mean a damn thing
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Thing is, he could be talking about anyone of us, as he called us all fat.
:thumbup: on that, Sir_Les.
He quoted Sir Les in the original post:
Hate to be the one to tell you mate but as impressed as you seem to be with your own penis, it neither impresses or amazes me and I suspect those that are pretending to be amazed are doing this to humour you.
What? You think that you have a mammoth sized cock? Looks about normal from what I can see. I think you should try choking it more though LOL
Hate to break it to you fat brah, but until you show your cock here, ^this^ doesnt mean a damn thing
Thought that was the case, but now it looks like he could've been talking about Shleed, Sir_Les or myself, as he called all of us fat. Anyway, it's stiil hilarious, and a typical richardism.
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Richard may have disappeared for good, but our memory of him still lives.
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Richard may have disappeared for good, but our memory of him still lives.
Definitely. And I'm betting he will be back. Sometime.
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Richard may have disappeared for good, but our memory of him still lives.
Definitely. And I'm betting he will be back. Sometime.
If he does, he'll be sure to have his BIG RED FUCKING PETERS with him.
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That's because you really are all fat.
:'(
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That's because you really are all fat.
:'(
There, there, I am fatter than you and you don't see me crying about it. :hug:
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That's because you really are all fat.
:'(
There, there, I am fatter than you and you don't see me crying about it. :hug:
:thumbup: Are you going to hot oil wrestle Jack for being a rudesky? :viking:
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That's because you really are all fat.
:'(
There, there, I am fatter than you and you don't see me crying about it. :hug:
:thumbup: Are you going to hot oil wrestle Jack for being a rudesky? :viking:
Don't you wish. :zoinks:
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That would be hot if you two did. Of course, provided it's recorded on video for us all to view later on. >:D
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
In my case, it is fat. ;)
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I have blocked signatures since I think zegh? got a big picture one and I got tired of seeing it. Small signatures are better imo. I have had the same one since I started here.
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Thanks guys and Ren, your signature is very true.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Don't listen to the troublemaker, Jack. Weebles don't wrestle either. ;)
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Did you have something to say here, or did you just feel like quoting without comment in order to pad your post count? :zoinks:
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Did you have something to say here, or did you just feel like quoting without comment in order to pad your post count? :zoinks:
None of your business
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Did you have something to say here, or did you just feel like quoting without comment in order to pad your post count? :zoinks:
None of your business
:bssign: You just forgot to post. :hahaha:
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Did you have something to say here, or did you just feel like quoting without comment in order to pad your post count? :zoinks:
None of your business
:bssign: You just forgot to post. :hahaha:
POSTING IS HER BUSINESS.
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Besides, it's big bones. Not fat.
:lol: I guess that is why she is so confident. :zoinks:
In my case, it is fat. ;)
Mine too.
CBC says she'll take you down in the oil wrestling octagon. :viking: :zoinks:
It's an unfair match. Weebles don't fall down.
Did you have something to say here, or did you just feel like quoting without comment in order to pad your post count? :zoinks:
None of your business
:bssign: You just forgot to post. :hahaha:
POSTING IS HER BUSINESS.
Cool McCool - opening titles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ait8WKjryGI#)
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OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?
Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me :)
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I need a new sig myself.
I'm too lazy to think of one.
Any suggestions??
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I need a new sig myself.
I'm too lazy to think of one.
Any suggestions??
Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word
But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg
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I need a new sig myself.
I'm too lazy to think of one.
Any suggestions??
"Born To Be Wild" - Steppenwolf.
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OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?
Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me :)
Why do you use a signature if you don't have them turned on yourself?
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OK I admit apathy and laziness.
I forget what sig I have at any one time and the history is usually lost in the archives of callouts past or whatever.
This is as what faces me now.
Yes people will ocassionally bring my attention to whatever sig and I usually think "Yeah probably overdue to change it, but to what?"
There is a plethora of stupid or facepalm-worthy or hypocritical snippets on I2. I ought to be proactive in looking but I just can't be arsed looking myself.
Anyone got suggestions?
Hm, honestly I have signatures turned off. So, I wouldnt know what are in peoples signatures. If anyone ever quotes me, please make sure someone tells me :)
Why do you use a signature if you don't have them turned on yourself?
I think it was a good quote, of course. I just prefer to read the board without breaks of text
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I saw a guest viewing this, but I think it's appropriate to bump it. Al and Odeon seem to have been doing a fine job of avoiding each other lately, so I believe it's a good time for a change in Al's signature. I, of course, will be suggesting some witty gopher quotes. Hang on and I'll come back with some. :thumbup:
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Here are my recommendations to choose from. I might come back with more later. I'm a goldmine of things that should be repeated. :zoinks:
I'm pretty sure I'm hilarious. I laugh at myself all the time.
If I ever get Jesus powers, there's going to be lots of boners.
I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water.
My momma always says, if you can't say something nice then say the most fucked up shit you can possibly think of.
I know, right? I'm awesome.
Beer doesn't have many vitamins, so we'll probably have to drink a lot of it.
Stop sampling the urinal cakes.
You obviously haven't met my genitals.
If I were hitler, I'd put Kit in charge.
I always vote for Al.
Have you met my butt?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
I'm fairly certain this is my year to win millions in the lottery.
I have a fake tree because real Christmas trees smell like dog shit.
My bitches love me for my natural charm.
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I am but a humble man who is modest about my great intellect, and I don't like to say much, but I do love people and I just want everyone to be friends. Feminists have a right to be heard and we, as men, need to cast off our toxic masculinity and help them to take up the fight against the patriarchy.
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Jack will re-submit this one.
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Holy cow, there are a lot of good gopher quotes.
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I think I'll yoink one.
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I think I'll yoink one.
:eyelash:
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I don't get it. :apondering: -Al
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Here's some more awesome gopher quotes to choose from. :zoinks:
It's a good thing I don't work so I don't need ethics.
I had a sex dream about this once. All of you were in it.
Mind your own longitude.
Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party.
I have enough toilet paper to argue with anyone.
I should have a commemorative stamp or something.
No one ever gives me free chopper rides.
I smell like perfume and ham.
I hope you brought antibiotics.
I hope when I die it's from something awesome like lightning.
Hey don't you owe me $10?
Do I smell party poop?
I'm so handsome, I'm distracting.
You should see the size of my pancreas.
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You've said some very funny and/or clever things for a little rodent.
Then again you're like 4,000 years old in gopher years, so you're really only saying one clever thing per century.
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Your sig is hardly accurate. Well partially, but the 'mildly' and 'retarded' aren't. Definitely cute though, but not 'mildly' or retarded. Not implying retarded girls can't be cute mind you, I've met some before who were pretty damn sexy, and at least one who had a delightfully perverse, kinky streak to her. (won't go into too much detail, such as who, but lets just say we hooked up and while out to dinner together in a restaurant, the things she had me do to her under the table....its a good job that was not witnessed by either staff or patrons, or we would both quite certainly have been barred from ever coming back....that girl might have been MR (and classically autie), but she was damn hot, and a really sweet young (19 at the time I think) lady. Well not very ladyLIKE, but biologically she was a lady at any rate, the bits were correct and in the right place for her to fit that description. But too kinky to be described as ladylike.
A really sweet girl though in any respect, just a naughty wee minx. Although her family were a bunch of real assholes to me, the father being the worst, a total A-grade twat sniff, being so rude as to tell me that no, she wasn't home, although sometimes we managed to foil him, with her right behind him as he said so. Slammed the door in my face quite a few times, yelled his head off at me for calling for her, and at least once chased me down the road. Seemed to hate me, with no good reason, because neither that prick or her mother ever took the time to speak to me enough to know me. Only contact really being calling for their daughter to go out on dates. Only decent one of them was her older sister, who was at least civil and decent towards me, and wouldn't try lying to get me off the doorstep when I called upon my lady friend, and would go let R know that her BF was there for her; even though her father was a cockbiting arrogant obnoxious little twunt, and her mom a total bitch, with both of them trying to keep us apart, despite the fact that all I ever did was show love and dedication and kindness towards their daughter, being both her friend, her boyfriend and her lover. I wouldn't ever have stood for her to be mistreated, and thought the world of her.
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I am but a humble man who is modest about my great intellect, and I don't like to say much, but I do love people and I just want everyone to be friends. Feminists have a right to be heard and we, as men, need to cast off our toxic masculinity and help them to take up the fight against the patriarchy.
Sounds about right. Except, fuck the whiny virtue signaling entitled spoiled PC humourles authoritarian crybully Progressive Feminists, I hope they all get a terminal case of Ebola
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I am but a humble man who is modest about my great intellect, and I don't like to say much, but I do love people and I just want everyone to be friends. Feminists have a right to be heard and we, as men, need to cast off our toxic masculinity and help them to take up the fight against the patriarchy.
Sounds about right. Except, fuck the whiny virtue signaling entitled spoiled PC humourles authoritarian crybully Progressive Feminists, I hope they all get a terminal case of Ebola
So with a minor edit we're good to go then!
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I am but a humble man who is modest about my great intellect, and I don't like to say much, but I do love people and I just want everyone to be friends. Feminists have a right to be heard and we, as men, need to cast off our toxic masculinity and help them to take up the fight against the patriarchy.
Sounds about right. Except, fuck the whiny virtue signaling entitled spoiled PC humourles authoritarian crybully Progressive Feminists, I hope they all get a terminal case of Ebola
So with a minor edit we're good to go then!
Apart from that dead to rights
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If I ever get Jesus powers, there's going to be lots of boners.
I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water.
My momma always says, if you can't say something nice then say the most fucked up shit you can possibly think of.
Beer doesn't have many vitamins, so we'll probably have to drink a lot of it.
Stop sampling the urinal cakes.
I had a sex dream about this once. All of you were in it.
I hope you brought antibiotics.
I hope when I die it's from something awesome like lightning.
My bitches love me for my natural charm.
These are your best. I love you Gary Gopher from deep inside. Deep within my bowels.
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"Right/Right/You're bloody well right/You got a bloody right to say."
From the Supertramp song. It has an all-purpose quality to it. 8)
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You've said some very funny and/or clever things for a little rodent.
Then again you're like 4,000 years old in gopher years, so you're really only saying one clever thing per century.
I know, right? I'm awesome. :zoinks:
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These are your best. I love you Gary Gopher from deep inside. Deep within my bowels.
Aw, shucks. :zoinks:
You still haven't changed your signature though. Just saying. :hide:
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You've said some very funny and/or clever things for a little rodent.
Then again you're like 4,000 years old in gopher years, so you're really only saying one clever thing per century.
I know, right? I'm awesome. :zoinks:
Your rodenty awesomeness is something I totally concur on.
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Hi for those who don't know me, I'm Al... also known as Bloke, or Grumpy Russco, the guy who was almost featured in the memoir known as "The Diary of a Mad Welsh Woman".
That's all I can think of -_-
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"There are two things a highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey." --Scottish Proverb
Just change highlander to australian..... 8)