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Title: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
 :zoinks:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 31, 2011, 05:27:06 PM
 Starting a pointless new topic is BRAVE!   :arrr:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:31:04 PM
Well thank you.

Now I feel as if I did something that matters for this day already.

And it's only 1:30 am.   :orly:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Squidusa on July 31, 2011, 05:32:33 PM
:zoinks:

 You are a terrible spammer.  :M







































 :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:35:16 PM
:zoinks:

 You are a terrible spammer.  :M







































 :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

Spam, what spam.

Internet is serious business.  :M
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 05:35:33 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Squidusa on July 31, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

PICS OR GTFO.
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 31, 2011, 05:47:11 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

 The horror... the horror...  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:47:40 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 05:49:49 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:53:25 PM
* waits for lift off *
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 05:54:25 PM
sorry, i cant swing it that fast :(
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Squidusa on July 31, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
Helicopter Dick!

3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw#ws)
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2011, 05:57:44 PM
Karlson's propeller doesn't go that fast either

Karlsson auf dem Dach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsZ_iJwESY#)
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Psychophant on July 31, 2011, 05:59:20 PM
I feel a draft............... :dunno:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 31, 2011, 06:02:49 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Psychophant on July 31, 2011, 06:05:11 PM
 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 06:06:00 PM
I feel a draft............... :dunno:

*swings faster*
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 31, 2011, 06:07:05 PM
Hey, get the balls out and you can play conkers.
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 06:18:41 PM
lets measure our penii!

mine is roughly 50 centimetres, counting the whole shaft, all the way up my pelvis, and stretching it out, with every bit of strength i can muster
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 06:24:43 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

 The horror... the horror...  :zombiefuck:

just had to:
The Horror (brando) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWLBljvEG-M#ws) :D
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Squidusa on July 31, 2011, 06:25:19 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 06:29:38 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 31, 2011, 06:38:31 PM
This topic GREATLY AMUSES me.
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Squidusa on July 31, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 06:51:00 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 31, 2011, 06:58:38 PM
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D

 :plus:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Psychophant on July 31, 2011, 07:15:20 PM
There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   :dunno:
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 31, 2011, 07:19:04 PM
There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   :dunno:

you might actually be suffering a stroke

if either one of your arms go numb, hurry back, and keep us posted! (use the arm that still functions properly)
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 31, 2011, 07:38:37 PM
:trainwreck:

Thread derailed.
Title: Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
Post by: Psychophant on August 01, 2011, 05:13:05 AM
There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   :dunno:

you might actually be suffering a stroke

if either one of your arms go numb, hurry back, and keep us posted! (use the arm that still functions properly)

Nope, no stroke here.   :autism: