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Title: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 12:57:07 AM
seems gluey is being quite the little bitch

i have for quite a long time now stopped sending gluey messages. than over facebook out of the blue she starts to send me quite annoying hate messages about how im not a good friend and how much of a lazy slob i am. so i sent her a few messages back stating my mind and she continues to send me messages tonight. now im really pissed off at her and i am finding these not only pathetic but annoying. so i am going to post her messages on to the sight for a laugh. enjoy if you like reading this sort of thing

     GLUEY:
Where on earth have you been? I ask Bryan what your up to an he doesn't tell me. He just changes the subject. I havn't seen you forever. Why don
why don't you see me any more? you have somthing against me? or somthing or is it just that you don't wanna come out of your cave?
i miss you. my parents do. i'm your freind and won't be for long until you get off your ass and maintain it. What your doing is lazy and rude
Seriously what the hell is going on with you.


so still ignoring me
your jealous becuase of my success and that I moved on is the only answer that I can come up with.......
why don
why don't you want to be my freind anymore?
cause i'm working hard and trying to be my best?
pffftts
pffft
ill always be the leader in this freind ship and you sad shitty little ass can't fucking take it. You know why i
yo know why i call the shots in this freindship?
its not royal blood. it's called Marlys got off hr fucking ass
Marlys wants to do different things and free her ego from electronics
who ever gets of their ass and makes an effort calls the fucking shots
natures rules, not mine
im as narcsistic as you, the only difference is my ego is not built upon sitting on my fucking ass
on the computer all day.
not built upon trolling and xbox live achivements
the fact that your jealous of me is the only aswer to why you have a problem with me. My family members and some other people I know agree.
i dont know what else
im at gifts on wednesday mornings. come to gifts yell in my face, man the fuck up and tell me what your problem is
i dare you


       ZIPPO:
No i will not go out of my way to walk downtown and cause trouble by yelling at you in front of a bunch of special needs people and those who try to help them. But heres what i will do. I will tell YOU that YOU are quite the attention whoring asshole. I used to enjoy hanging out with you untill you started giving me shit. I even put up with that shit for quite a few years and forgave you for it on more than a few ocasions. I know that you probably do not want to hear this but you drive people away. You have dreams and aspire to them. Its a good things. You try to force other people into dreaming what you dream. Not a good thing. Your to buisy caring about yourself to notice when you push other people away.

Also i will DARE YOU. Thats right YOU to do something as well. Go make another friend. And when you do keep him or her a friend for longer than a few years

And i will also give YOU some life advice. Consider it a parting gift.
Dont throw stones in glass houses.

i forgot one thing. have fun with your many many friends (she does not have friends)


       GLUEY:
Of course I care about myself. But not like a dumpy shit shack like you. Who
who's better?
the hard worker or the boy who sits in his little shit hole CHOOING to be fucking lazy
Brian told me you don't like being inspired by me
Brain Dubyan
haha case yor got a worse ego than mine. your an assssspie. You don't like fucking change. you hate me cause i changed
I can't stand you. cause your a know it all you thnk your smart. You are smart not jsut that your wise beyond your years but not as much as you think you are
you idealise in your dreams and make them romantic. I actually work toawrds them. The last fisty cuffs we had was becuase I was tired of yuo giving me sugesstions. It's why you don't have a many freinds your a know it all and you don't even know it.
i was digging a huge ass hole. I did most of the work. you had no RIGHT to suggest. Whoever digs the most of the hole knows the fucking hole. You were coming up with too many ideas and it was frusterating me. My mind is full of ideas and it pissess me off and i want them to shut up.
than having somone else go off is annoying. i wnated to focus on one thing at a time

im working on finding nw freinds. People who be freinds and know how a line of respect is made. I've acquainted with a couple people and I look up to them and learn from them not think im the fucking leader and a bag of fucking chips like you. You know why I look up to them?becuase they'e had more expernce than me and their older. The way you you were telling my dad ho to cut down the free was a fucking joke. How disrespectful. My dad has been in construction for YEARS.

guys who work in construction don't like 18-year-old brats telling them how to get shit done
oh and in the summer you pissed me off
you didn't want to tell me your problems but than yo'f blurt em out online to everyone else
pfffft
I seriusly dislike you
seriously dislike you.
you want freinds who eat potato chips and sit and be lazy all day and play video games not freinds who can rise you above the stinky little cess pool. I still love my video games but there not my life like you. I dont go around beating my ps3 trohpies. I like my punk music and guitar but I don't go on about it. I play that thing like an hour a day at the most. I love my fucking ramones, love my fucking misfits but i don't sit in my room all day listning to it and playing my guitar and trolling justin beirber fans. I have many interests. I have deiced to get into other things becuase not EVERYONE IS A FUCKING ASSPIE. I like my landscaping, my music, im doing some deep astroloigcial studfy, financially securing myself, weight training, guitars, i'm finding work and got work all summer with Peter Mcfaralne, writing, ALL KINDS OF
DIFFERENT INTERESTS. For all different kinds of dreams

for all different kinds of people

thats living the life and not being selgsih little ass with narrow unhealthy, unproductive, unhelpful interests
OH
and Bill Nash said you were looking for me. He said you looked like a puppy dog with it's tail between it's legs all Bill-nashy and dramatised and all that. Your name is now Dexter
see yo later Dexter
dance dance dance dance oh i must find marlys dance dance dance im ffucking dexter
oh and i'm an attention whore? for what? i dont go around boasting to people in public like you would.

OH and another thing Mr. shining knight in fuckng armor.
'No i will not go out of my way to walk downtown and cause trouble by yelling at you in front of a bunch of special needs people and those who try to help them" I love how yo try to make yourself responsible and noble
remebmer when Nova told you to fuck off?
You were lighting stuff on fire behind the gifts building.
You like to think your responsible, intellegent and consirderable
oh god you are so patheric my mind can't wrap around it.
i don't hate you. I just dislike you. I'll be freinds with you when you fucking get it. Of coursse my dreams are more important. Not more important than you but more important than your crap. I was prod of you when brain told me you were working on your math so you could get into college. Why didn't you tell me you were working on that?
OH and another thing Mr. shining knight in fuckng armor.
'No i will not go out of my way to walk downtown and cause trouble by yelling at you in front of a bunch of special needs people and those who try to help them" I love how yo try to make yourself responsible and noble
remebmer when Nova told you to fuck off?
You were lighting stuff on fire behind the gifts building.
You like to think your responsible, intellegent and consirderable
oh god you are so patheric my mind can't wrap around it.
i don't hate you. I just dislike you. I'll be freinds with you when you fucking get it. Of coursse my dreams are more important. Not more important than you but more important than your crap. I was prod of you when brain told me you were working on your math so you could get into college. Why didn't you tell me you were working on that?

you told me other crap about trolling
some stories were funny of course. but it got like those jokes my grandma sent me on email over and over to the point they got me angry
what are you going to do? put me in your "whores" photo album. Thats the worst you would ever do to me.

I remember invting you over and you'd be all like "if i could get of bed...." THAT IS SELFISH. I wanted to have fun with you this summer WITHOUT your computer. Can't you hang out with me without that stupid thing? You would have had so much fun here this summer.
BUT
i just cant be friensds with you. You said "im hanging out with troy and his freinds now so go Marlys" i remember that and i'll never forget simular repeating incedences.
your not a good freind in that way
your selfish. I am too but i'm productive. YOU are a sack of fucking potatoes. What selfish is better?

Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 01:08:31 AM
 ZIPPO:
when i went to spend time with troy. i would allways go back and meet you at gifts. when i lit fires behind the gifts building i remember it was YOU who got me into lighting fires so dont pull this noble crap on me. also congrats i am now putting you in my WHORES photo album. just because you sugested it. also if you sereously dislike me THAN THE FEELINGS MUTUAL SO STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME!


BY the way if you want i can clarify on any of the events she mention as she stretched the truth and left out quite a few key facts in most of the events she stated as ammuntition against me. thats not to say they did not happen they just most did not happen the way she makes them sound they did.
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: eris on July 12, 2011, 01:25:50 AM
friendships are hard sometimes  :-\
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 01:57:25 AM
friendships are hard sometimes  :-\

yes they are. but my response to that is "what friendship?" i would have figured me not talking to her would have ended it and if not that than me sending her those messages were enough to end it.
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Scrapheap on July 12, 2011, 01:57:40 AM
Wow! Gluey sounds a little Borderline PD -ish.  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 12, 2011, 01:59:35 AM
The battle between herp and derp
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: eris on July 12, 2011, 02:00:14 AM
friendships are hard sometimes  :-\

yes they are. but my response to that is "what friendship?" i would have figured me not talking to her would have ended it and if not that than me sending her those messages were enough to end it.

she seems very self important about a lot of things. that comes across in her posts. It just seems like you all have known each other for a while. Maybe call her in 3 months.
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 02:01:29 AM
The battle between herp and derp
shleed would you care to join the battle as herpa and maybe we can get odeon in here as derpa
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 02:03:11 AM
friendships are hard sometimes  :-\

yes they are. but my response to that is "what friendship?" i would have figured me not talking to her would have ended it and if not that than me sending her those messages were enough to end it.

she seems very self important about a lot of things. that comes across in her posts. It just seems like you all have known each other for a while. Maybe call her in 3 months.

honestly. when im through with someone i generally burn the bridge... and than throw the ashes in a ditch, piss on them, douse them with gas and burn them again. but i may call her if she smartens up/
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 02:04:59 AM
The battle between herp and derp
also changing the title to that as it is fucking awesome
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Scrapheap on July 12, 2011, 02:13:38 AM
The battle between herp and derp
also changing the title to that as it is fucking awesome

 :lol:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 12, 2011, 03:21:11 AM
Can't wait until she comes here, should guarantee a bit of drama. Also, my brain said 'fuck you' on trying to read and make logical sense of all that.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 12, 2011, 03:23:43 AM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: renaeden on July 12, 2011, 03:39:59 AM
"Whoever digs the most of the hole knows the fucking hole."

That made me laugh.

But does she have a point? Do you spend all day playing games? Are you still working towards getting into college?
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 04:28:37 AM
Unfortunately, these kind of girls are everywhere. Not uncommon as I would wish they were.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 12, 2011, 09:30:06 AM
Gluey sucks, and I'm pretty sure she has a penis.

Welcome back to I2 Zippo  :thumbup:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 12, 2011, 09:40:00 AM
Gluey sucks, and I'm pretty sure she has a penis.

Welcome back to I2 Zippo  :thumbup:

Succintly put. :LMAO:

Hey Zippo good to see you  :thumbup: , I think you should call her out and tell her to come back here.
I may throw in a few jibes here and there.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Squidusa on July 12, 2011, 09:42:17 AM
Wow! Gluey sounds a little Borderline PD -ish.  :o  :o  :o

I was thinking NPD but that works too.  :P
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 12, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
She's ginger. What do you expect?
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Scrapheap on July 12, 2011, 01:52:47 PM
Wow! Gluey sounds a little Borderline PD -ish.  :o  :o  :o

I was thinking NPD but that works too.  :P

All Cluster B personalities have some charachteristics in common. There's always a certian amount of sociopathic narcissism.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: bodie on July 12, 2011, 03:38:34 PM
There is a lot going on in her nugget :dunno:

She obviously likes you or she wouldn't bother with all those words :evillaugh:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: eris on July 12, 2011, 04:13:49 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 04:42:23 PM
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 12, 2011, 05:13:32 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(

Just imagine this without the Bikini:


(http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg)


 :zoinks:  :zombiefuck: :puke:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 12, 2011, 05:14:58 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(

Just imagine this without the Bikini:


(http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg)


 :zoinks:  :zombiefuck: :puke:

And a bigger dick.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: skyblue1 on July 12, 2011, 05:16:33 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(

Just imagine this without the Bikini:


(http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg)


 :zoinks:  :zombiefuck: :puke:
that pic belongs in the WTF thread
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 12, 2011, 05:17:11 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(

Just imagine this without the Bikini:


(http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg)


 :zoinks:  :zombiefuck: :puke:

And a bigger dick.

You've got me wondering if shemale bodybuilders exist. :chin:

Not sure if I want to find out.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 12, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
And obviously... Want revenge? Post her nudes. :trollface:

no one wants to see that :(

Just imagine this without the Bikini:


(http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg)


 :zoinks:  :zombiefuck: :puke:

And a bigger dick.

You've got me wondering if shemale bodybuilders exist. :chin:

Not sure if I want to find out.  :zombiefuck:

I'm sure Ricky has a story about the time Gluey laid her cock softly against his cheek and almost turned him straight again.  :autism:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore

 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 12, 2011, 06:22:39 PM
I still think she looks like this guy:

(http://warrelics.eu/forum/military_photos/axis-militaria-related-items/97669d1271332091-mussolini-fez-mussolini.jpg)
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 12, 2011, 06:29:57 PM
I still think she looks like this guy:

(http://warrelics.eu/forum/military_photos/axis-militaria-related-items/97669d1271332091-mussolini-fez-mussolini.jpg)

Jesus christ.....she DOES look like him.  :o

Lets have a comparison:

(http://warrelics.eu/forum/military_photos/axis-militaria-related-items/97669d1271332091-mussolini-fez-mussolini.jpg) (http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g445/Gluey1234/P110211005-1.jpg)

The likenesses are uncanny.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: El on July 12, 2011, 07:06:42 PM
I keep seeing this on the main page with the title partly cut off and expecting this to be about battling herpes.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 07:20:33 PM
"Whoever digs the most of the hole knows the fucking hole."

That made me laugh.

But does she have a point? Do you spend all day playing games? Are you still working towards getting into college?

i do spend to much time playing games. hense why i packed up my xbox and shoved it in the closet untill the release of battlefield 3. also i was and still am trying to get into colledge but i have stopped for now as i have to get grade 9 and 10 in high school first. which is annoying and something i can not do in the summer as i have no way to get my work or get the work i have marked
Title: Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
Post by: Zippo on July 12, 2011, 07:28:30 PM
There is a lot going on in her nugget :dunno:

She obviously likes you or she wouldn't bother with all those words :evillaugh:

your right but she gives me shit all the time now and im not willing to put up with it.

Wow! Gluey sounds a little Borderline PD -ish.  :o  :o  :o


I was thinking NPD but that works too.  :P

sorry PD? NPD? pardon my ignorance but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
PD = Personality Disorder
NPD = Narcissistic Personality Disorder

I don't know if she has it or not, but she's definitely psychologically disturbed.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 08:04:11 PM
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore

 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Overkill. dont let it bother you so much? Oh shit, i forgot. i'm not walking the same way you do, whatever shall I do  :zoinks:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 08:37:45 PM
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore

 :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
Overkill. dont let it bother you so much? Oh shit, i forgot. i'm not walking the same way you do, whatever shall I do  :zoinks:

I wish I knew what you were talking about, Richard.

But I'm sure it was something funny. :P
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

You did read what Zippo posted, right? I would not think Gluey to be a "good girl" after reading what she said in that post.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 09:24:18 PM
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Tommy Johnson on July 12, 2011, 09:45:52 PM
Zippo is a guy? lol
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 09:50:07 PM
Acts more female I know, But he does have the male symbol in his profile.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 09:50:54 PM
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?

I was going to tell you how distorted your perception is, but as a matter of fact, you do make a point. I think zippo should just let the friendship go and not even dream of contacting her anymore.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 12, 2011, 09:53:08 PM
It must be really hard for someone to finally admit I'm right on here. why? :LMAO:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Calavera on July 12, 2011, 10:00:11 PM
It must be really hard for someone to finally admit I'm right on here. why? :LMAO:

Well, your perception is still shit regardless.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Tommy Johnson on July 12, 2011, 11:25:54 PM
Looks like zippo got his feelings hurt. :'(

Zippo's responses to gluey don't follow at all. It's quite obvious Zippo changed them so he could look cooler on a web forum and probably changed Gluey's messages to him. Or Zippo reversed the facebook conversation and still changed parts so he wouldn't look like a loser. lol

Screenshots?
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: renaeden on July 12, 2011, 11:45:13 PM
"Whoever digs the most of the hole knows the fucking hole."

That made me laugh.

But does she have a point? Do you spend all day playing games? Are you still working towards getting into college?

i do spend to much time playing games. hense why i packed up my xbox and shoved it in the closet untill the release of battlefield 3. also i was and still am trying to get into colledge but i have stopped for now as i have to get grade 9 and 10 in high school first. which is annoying and something i can not do in the summer as i have no way to get my work or get the work i have marked
Does sound annoying to have to repeat Years 9 and 10 again. And it is hard to do anything about study in the summer when nothing is going on. I wish you well when you start up your studies again. :)
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 13, 2011, 05:23:04 AM
Looks like zippo got his feelings hurt. :'(

Zippo's responses to gluey don't follow at all. It's quite obvious Zippo changed them so he could look cooler on a web forum and probably changed Gluey's messages to him. Or Zippo reversed the facebook conversation and still changed parts so he wouldn't look like a loser. lol

Screenshots?

My god are you boring  :yawn:
Come on BC , I heard what a good troll you were , can't you do anything a little more entertaining?  ::)


It must be really hard for someone to finally admit I'm right on here. why? :LMAO:

Considering how many times you are completely wrong..... I can assure you it will be ignored and you will be promptly laughed at for when you make yet another retarded post.  :thumbup:

Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 13, 2011, 09:10:36 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 13, 2011, 09:11:29 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.

Well he did say he hates femboys.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 13, 2011, 10:53:42 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.
First of all i'm not gay. I'm bisexual, this is only like the 12345678910 time ive said it. considering your are a grammar nazi you should have known what ever it is, and also since your so concernd with my online life so much I've made it verily apparent this is the case

Here and everywhere.

Second. hearing shes a homophobe from you means about shit, because you seem like the kind of guy that doesnt tell the truth when he speaks.
your online personality here confirms that, your just out to start trouble
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 13, 2011, 11:36:51 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.
First of all i'm not gay. I'm bisexual, this is only like the 12345678910 time ive said it. considering your are a grammar nazi you should have known what ever it is, and also since your so concernd with my online life so much I've made it verily apparent this is the case

Here and everywhere.

Second. hearing shes a homophobe from you means about shit, because you seem like the kind of guy that doesnt tell the truth when he speaks.
your online personality here confirms that, your just out to start trouble

 :facepalm2:

Why don't you look for the "Gays?" thread and read it there , plus I think you'll find Eris was involved in a callout with me against Gluey over her homophobia.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 13, 2011, 11:42:17 AM
Why don't you look for the "Gays?" thread and read it there
because sweety, unlike you my life doesnt revolve around this board  ,

ROTFL.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 13, 2011, 11:45:00 AM
First of all I'm not gay. I'm bisexual. This is only like the 12345678910th time I've said it that.  Considering you're are a grammar nazi, you should have known what ever it is that means, and also since you'r'e so concernd with my online life so much I've made it verily apparent this is the case (this is where you lose me, I have no idea what this garbled mess means).

Here and everywhere.

Second, hearing that she's a homophobe from you means about shit little, because as you seem like the kind of guy that doesn't tell the truth when he speaks writes.
Your online personality here confirms that, you're just out to start trouble.

Quite the distinction.  So biseckshuals are okay with homophobia?  Or just you Ricky?

Have you put yourself on ignore yet?
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 13, 2011, 11:45:54 AM
Why don't you look for the "Gays?" thread and read it there
because sweety, unlike you my life doesnt revolve around this board  ,

ROTFL.

That's funny.  Let's compare post averages and see who spends more time on this board on a daily basis.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 13, 2011, 11:46:37 AM
Why don't you look for the "Gays?" thread and read it there
because sweety, unlike you my life doesnt revolve around this board  ,

ROTFL.

Well evidently it does if you only get a certain amount of internet and you choose to spend it here.

I was actually pointing out something so you didn't look like an idiot......but too late.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Jesse on July 13, 2011, 11:55:02 AM
I got to hand it to you, not only is this the first time you actually made a good post, (one without hyperventalating, or smooching someone's elses ass here) but you are right.

Considering this is the only moment you will have, I'll let you enjoy it

I'll be gone soon enough. and then you can resume your soap opera here, wherea stranger blows into town, and you're hair starts to shift from side to side because its all about who can be moar dramatic than the other to recive the casts praise,  :-*
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 13, 2011, 11:56:48 AM
I got to hand it to you, not only is this the first time you actually made a good post, (one without hyperventalating, or smooching someone's elses ass here) but you are right.

Considering this is the only moment you will have, I'll let you enjoy it

I'll be gone soon enough. and then you can resume your soap opera here, wherea stranger blows into town, and you're hair starts to shift from side to side because its all about who can be moar dramatic than the other to recive the casts praise,  :-*

I can't even tell who this is aimed at.

Did you accidentally put yourself on ignore again Ricky?
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 13, 2011, 12:04:34 PM
I got to hand it to you, not only is this the first time you actually made a good post, (one without hyperventalating, or smooching someone's elses ass here) but you are right.

Considering this is the only moment you will have, I'll let you enjoy it

I'll be gone soon enough. and then you can resume your soap opera here, wherea stranger blows into town, and you're hair starts to shift from side to side because its all about who can be moar dramatic than the other to recive the casts praise,  :-*

Again...projection.  :autism:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 14, 2011, 01:08:04 AM
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?

if so than why was i the one to block her on facebook and she made a new account to send me a message saying

I don't think i will ever. It's hard to ignore you. But for now I must. YOU are selfish. You only care about your computer you are dependenant on that thing and it's pathetic. I care about my dreams but I also do other shit as well. I've been to Brians Board game night, i go to soups on, i seek out little jobs to do. yeah i'm selfish and for the right reason. I get off my ass unlike you. You suck. Your not gonna keep that many freinds. Just worthless ones who are slothy who don't do anything for you. goodbye and one day i mightt just ruin your life. Lazy people don't deserve to exist.

not to mention when i ran into her downtown and ran into her she fingered me. to which i responded "if you have something you want to say you can say it" to which she did nothing. after telling me to man up and come down to gifts and yell at her. she seems to be the one who needs to man up. after all she is trying to be butch anyway
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 14, 2011, 01:10:21 AM
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?

I was going to tell you how distorted your perception is, but as a matter of fact, you do make a point. I think zippo should just let the friendship go and not even dream of contacting her anymore.

one, yes i am a guy. two i have told her to stop talking to me on multiple occasions and she has yet to comply 
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 14, 2011, 01:11:42 AM
Looks like zippo got his feelings hurt. :'(

Zippo's responses to gluey don't follow at all. It's quite obvious Zippo changed them so he could look cooler on a web forum and probably changed Gluey's messages to him. Or Zippo reversed the facebook conversation and still changed parts so he wouldn't look like a loser. lol

Screenshots?

sure ill post screens grabs gimme a min
i just realised i deleted the conversation when i blocked her not wanting to hear from her again.
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Zippo on July 14, 2011, 01:18:42 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.
First of all i'm not gay. I'm bisexual, this is only like the 12345678910 time ive said it. considering your are a grammar nazi you should have known what ever it is, and also since your so concernd with my online life so much I've made it verily apparent this is the case

Here and everywhere.

Second. hearing shes a homophobe from you means about shit, because you seem like the kind of guy that doesnt tell the truth when he speaks.
your online personality here confirms that, your just out to start trouble

oh come on richard we all know your bi-thingy is just a ploy to get chicks because your in denial about being gay. in fact, your so far in the closet YOUR IN FUCKING NARNIA!
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on July 15, 2011, 05:23:43 AM
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

She's a homophobe.  I thought a strong gay man like yourself would dislike that quality in a person, even if s/he did have a big dick for you to play with.
First of all i'm not gay. I'm bisexual, this is only like the 12345678910 time ive said it. considering your are a grammar nazi you should have known what ever it is, and also since your so concernd with my online life so much I've made it verily apparent this is the case

Here and everywhere.

Second. hearing shes a homophobe from you means about shit, because you seem like the kind of guy that doesnt tell the truth when he speaks.
your online personality here confirms that, your just out to start trouble

oh come on richard we all know your bi-thingy is just a ploy to get chicks because your in denial about being gay. in fact, your so far in the closet YOUR IN FUCKING NARNIA!

It's only because he wants to suck Gluey's dick.  :orly:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 04:28:03 PM
Vampire Squiddy From Hell and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Gluey is that you?

Why don't you come in and see if your peter is as big as Richard or Icemans say hello?  :eyelash:
Title: Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
Post by: skyblue1 on October 13, 2011, 05:49:50 PM
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