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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Calavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM

Title: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM

I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Squidusa on June 26, 2011, 08:49:21 AM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM

I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:

I remember hearing something about Joseph Smith being a rapist.
I'm not too sure on the validity of that claim though.  :orly:

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calandale on June 26, 2011, 10:18:18 AM

Just silly consent laws.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 26, 2011, 12:25:45 PM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 26, 2011, 02:53:57 AM

I have to admit it's an entertaining book.

But the "And it came to pass" phrases can get a bit annoying. :autism:

That's because Joseph Smith was an ignorant dumbfuck who didn't know how to immitate King James English.   :tard:

I don't understand how people fail to see "Holy Books" as being anything other than fabricated works of fiction.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 27, 2011, 05:39:39 PM

Quote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:25:45 PM

I don't understand how people fail to see "Holy Books" as being anything other than fabricated works of fiction.

There are many factors in play ... so it's not easy to answer why.

Wish it was as simple as lack of education, though.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 27, 2011, 05:51:58 PM

Joseph Smith thought he was Moses.... DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!

Really, if you take anything written by a J Smith seriously, then you deserve what you get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gm6JYFdnD8

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 27, 2011, 05:57:09 PM

And there have been a lot like him, too.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM

I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 27, 2011, 07:24:51 PM

Quote from: parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM

I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

They were Smith's Dead Sea stick-books.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 27, 2011, 07:59:47 PM

Am I the only one who's noticed, that all the "prophets" who produce "holy books" always turn out to be major league perverts??

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 27, 2011, 08:02:27 PM

That's cause "prophets" are almost always people with personality disorders that allow them to be sick enough to do perverted shit.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Parts on June 27, 2011, 08:13:24 PM

Anybody can do perverted shit they seem to be the ones who want to justify why they can do it that is where the personality disorders come in

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 27, 2011, 10:00:26 PM

Quote from: Scraphawk on June 27, 2011, 07:59:47 PM

Am I the only one who's noticed, that all the "prophets" who produce "holy books" always turn out to be major league perverts??

Maybe it's because they lack a moral backbone to know what they're doing is wrong when it comes to scamming people like that. Either that or they're just delusional and truly believe what they're thinking and feel they're above moral codes due to their 'important' work.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM

They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 27, 2011, 10:34:51 PM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM

They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.

God vs Logic. We win in a canter.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Calavera on June 27, 2011, 10:36:36 PM

Quote from: Steve-O on June 27, 2011, 10:34:51 PM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM

They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.

God vs Logic. We win in a canter.

Only in the perception of normal sane human beings. :P

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 27, 2011, 10:40:04 PM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:36:36 PM

Quote from: Steve-O on June 27, 2011, 10:34:51 PM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM

They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.

God vs Logic. We win in a canter.

Only in the perception of normal sane human beings. :P

With Phelps and Westboro in their side, I think we would be up 2 sets to nil, 5-nil up in the third and 40-love in the last game.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Tommy Johnson on June 28, 2011, 12:36:46 AM

Quote from: parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM

I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

You need to look in a field of cow patties.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 28, 2011, 12:36:59 AM

Quote from: MCalavera on June 27, 2011, 10:24:52 PM

They have God on their side, too. They can do anything.

With god, all things ae possible...

including contradictions in logic and morality.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 28, 2011, 01:01:09 AM

Quote from: delta_blues on June 28, 2011, 12:36:46 AM

Quote from: parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM

I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

You need to look in a field of cow patties.

You mean the ones with mushrooms in them??  :autism:

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Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Callaway on June 28, 2011, 11:19:39 AM

Quote from: Scraphawk on June 28, 2011, 01:01:09 AM

Quote from: delta_blues on June 28, 2011, 12:36:46 AM

Quote from: parts on June 27, 2011, 07:22:46 PM

I looked around while in upstate NY over the week end for a new follow up to the book of Mormon but only found some old porno's :zoinks:

You need to look in a field of cow patties.

You mean the ones  with mushrooms in them??  :autism:

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Fixed.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 28, 2011, 12:34:32 PM

 :yawn:

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Parts on June 28, 2011, 04:23:48 PM

Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 28, 2011, 12:34:32 PM

:yawn:

Come on you must have some interesting input on it.  I can tell you one thing about the Mormons they built one hell of a church.  I have worked on a few and they are very picky about everything which is fine by me especially since they pay very well

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 28, 2011, 05:17:46 PM

What makes Mormon sex different to everyone else?

They come in pairs.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 29, 2011, 08:39:18 AM

Quote from: parts on June 28, 2011, 04:23:48 PM

Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 28, 2011, 12:34:32 PM

:yawn:

Come on you must have some interesting input on it.  I can tell you one thing about the Mormons they built one hell of a church.  I have worked on a few and they are very picky about everything which is fine by me especially since they pay very well

Mormons are just too easy a target.  :laugh:

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 29, 2011, 12:00:03 PM

Quote from: parts on June 28, 2011, 04:23:48 PM

Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 28, 2011, 12:34:32 PM

:yawn:

Come on you must have some interesting input on it.  I can tell you one thing about the Mormons they built one hell of a church.  I have worked on a few and they are very picky about everything which is fine by me especially since they pay very well

The Mormon Church has a lot of money for its size. If the Catholoc church had the same money to member ratio, they'd easily have twice the money they already do.

Title: Re: The Book of Mormon
Post by: Scrapheap on June 29, 2011, 12:01:51 PM

Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 29, 2011, 08:39:18 AM

Religion is just too easy a target.  :laugh:

fixed.  8)