*Dons Barkeep apron*
*Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.
Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*
/me sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.
/me Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool
I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off. :P
/me Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool
I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off. :P
"Oh hello there young'un and what can we get for you....oh hang on you look a touch familiar...."
Didn't think it was that weird of a vibe. Screw you guys.
That's okay. I just left and stuck you with the bill for my drink.Didn't think it was that weird of a vibe. Screw you guys.
:rofl:
Sorry I forgot about this thread.
That's okay. I just left and stuck you with the bill for my drink.Didn't think it was that weird of a vibe. Screw you guys.
:rofl:
Sorry I forgot about this thread.
* bod comes out of the toilets with her
skirt tucked in her knickers
who will tell her first? :zoinks:
well, It looks like it's just me, Sir Les and Hyke here.
What are you guys drinking.
I'm having my usual Sailor Jerry's & Barq's.
well, It looks like it's just me, Sir Les and Hyke here.
What are you guys drinking.
I'm having my usual Sailor Jerry's & Barq's.
:M
Id rather smoke this bowl anyway.
G'day mate.
*Serves them up and listens to Scraps tall tales and grunts appreciatively whilst keeping the drinks coming*
well, It looks like it's just me, Sir Les and Hyke here.
What are you guys drinking.
I'm having my usual Sailor Jerry's & Barq's.
:M
Id rather smoke this bowl anyway.
well, It looks like it's just me, Sir Les and Hyke here.
What are you guys drinking.
I'm having my usual Sailor Jerry's & Barq's.
:M
Id rather smoke this bowl anyway.
Pot is startig to have a weird effect on me.
Smoked some yesterday and became VERY depressed. I wanted to slit my wrists (in a non-emo kind of way). :yikes:
I'd like a cola please.
No alcohol yet. Apparently I have to do some serious housekeeping today, and there is the everlasting mail of course.
no not good. you should take a month off, that is what I do when i get too desensitized. You get all cleared out, and after a month you get sooooo high.
Time for a break indeed.
And....
Pot can be a strong mood enhancer. When you want to try it again after a break, make sure you don't do that on a depressed moment.
*Icequeen plops down and orders a beer and some hot wings*
*Icequeen plops down and orders a beer and some hot wings*
What kind of beer?
*Icequeen plops down and orders a beer and some hot wings*
What kind of beer?
Coors Lite or Budweiser, whatever is on tap and cold. I'm cheap and easily pleased.
Is this pub like Moe's or the Nag's Head?
Anyway, I'll have half.
I'm aiming for Moe's crossed with a typical British pubPhone call for Uri Nater.
Here is the best collection of prank calls to Moe's I could find:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI&feature=related)
I'll have an Anchor Steam.
I'll have an Anchor Steam.
You need to make a Mecca to San Francisco.
There's varieties of Anchor Steam that are only available at the brewery pub.
While you're in California, you could take a trip south to sample Firestone Beer (brewed by a grandson of Brooks Firestone, founder of the tire comany) which isn't exported out of the region.
I'll have an Anchor Steam.
You need to make a Mecca to San Francisco.
There's varieties of Anchor Steam that are only available at the brewery pub.
While you're in California, you could take a trip south to sample Firestone Beer (brewed by a grandson of Brooks Firestone, founder of the tire comany) which isn't exported out of the region.
I'll have an Anchor Steam.
You need to make a Mecca to San Francisco.
There's varieties of Anchor Steam that are only available at the brewery pub.
While you're in California, you could take a trip south to sample Firestone Beer (brewed by a grandson of Brooks Firestone, founder of the tire comany) which isn't exported out of the region.
He would melt. :P
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:
Forced vaccination in the bar?
What diseases are spreading here that we need shots?
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end :eyelash:
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end :eyelash:
Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?
No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again. :zombiefuck:
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end :eyelash:
Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?
No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again. :zombiefuck:
I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.
It's not just you trying to repress memories. :zombiefuck:
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end :eyelash:
Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?
No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again. :zombiefuck:
I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.
It's not just you trying to repress memories. :zombiefuck:
Oh goodness me , I'd forgotten that. :zombiefuck:
You did have a nice shower cap though I must say. :orly:
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end :eyelash:
Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?
No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again. :zombiefuck:
I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.
It's not just you trying to repress memories. :zombiefuck:
Oh goodness me , I'd forgotten that. :zombiefuck:
You did have a nice shower cap though I must say. :orly:
Now that is something I don't remember.
But thank you for the compliment any way. :laugh:
Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Not my cup of tea indeed.
I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.
i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea
Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Not my cup of tea indeed.
I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea
Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower? :dunno:
Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Not my cup of tea indeed.
I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea
Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower? :dunno:
:2thumbsup:
I wondered who would see that.
:indeed:Was that one of those April Showers?
Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... :autism:
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Not my cup of tea indeed.
I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea
Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower? :dunno:
:2thumbsup:
I wondered who would see that.
You and I are observant today. :thumbup:
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! :police:
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! :police:
Worth a try......
The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! :police:
Worth a try......
The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.
That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. :thumbup:
Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! :police:
Worth a try......
The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.
That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. :thumbup:
* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *
My indoor space is relatively small, and shared with two bouncy kids and two bouncy cats.Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! :police:
Worth a try......
The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.
That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. :thumbup:
* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *
My indoor space is relatively small, and shared with two bouncy kids and two bouncy cats.Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. :thumbup:
* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *
Maybe once I have finished my bedroom, it would be an option to have one there, and then get it to the sunny side of the house in summer.
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:
Are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me??
I'll have you know that you're not the first to try that on me, and it worked for them too!
:fiveshots:
Bod enquires at the bar if this is the right place...is it 'quiz night'?
I never heard of him...so can i have a clue please
Guess WhoBod enquires at the bar if this is the right place...is it 'quiz night'?
Sure!
Your first piece of trivia: What band was Randy Bachman in before he was in Bachman Turner Overdrive??
So, he was in the "guess who" or you want to guess who.
My aspieness is overwhelming today it seems.
So, he was in the "guess who" or you want to guess who.
My aspieness is overwhelming today it seems.
gottit ;)
i really dislike classic rock, i know almost nothing of it that isnt really obvious
gottit ;)
i really dislike classic rock, i know almost nothing of it that isnt really obvious
Semicolon, arent you like 18 years old ? classic rock to you might mean slipknot :D
I really dislike the sound. Anything like the beatles, or pink floyd...just dont like it :(
Semicolon, arent you like 18 years old ?An enigma, a member of myster and intrigue.
Here is one for CBC:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRQCMq1gB8)
Here is one for CBC:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRQCMq1gB8)
Here is one for CBC:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRQCMq1gB8)
Love the drumming in that.
BTW, do you have to edit the path to these things to get them to run? When I right click on share, they com up in a weird format.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRQCMq1gB8][/url]
BTW, do you have to edit the path to these things to get them to run? When I right click on share, they com up in a weird format.Yes, had the same problem the last attempt to post a youtube video. Just copy the url from the address bar and paste it.
BTW, do you have to edit the path to these things to get them to run? When I right click on share, they com up in a weird format.Yes, had the same problem the last attempt to post a youtube video. Just copy the url from the address bar and paste it.
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
OMG I'm totally envisioning that. :GA:
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Jack Daniels pleaseMixed with ginger ale for me.
If you think of MLA as Jabba the HutHubert would disapprove of this suggestion.
If you think of MLA as Jabba the HutHubert would disapprove of this suggestion.
cheersJack Daniels pleaseMixed with ginger ale for me.
Someone cut the TV on
ESPN, please
A large coke with a straw, a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?
A large coke with a straw, a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?
What is the salt and vinegar for??
A large coke with a straw, a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?
What is the salt and vinegar for??
Crisps. All good pubs sells crisps.
He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.
A large coke with a straw, a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?
He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.
The spazzes don't want music? :orly:
The music can drown out the sound of the crisps.He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.
The spazzes don't want music? :orly:
We prefer silence.
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
I want the finest breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
Breast Milk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKhiSs2VRpg#)
Originally read this as "Does it make you feel good replying to posts like a three-year-old?" Which also kinda applies. :laugh:Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
>:(
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive. :violin:
Originally read this as "Does it make you feel good replying to posts like a three-year-old?" Which also kinda applies. :laugh:Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. :hahaha:
Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
>:(
:hahaha:Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive. :violin:
Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. :M
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
>:(
:hahaha:
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_xY0uRuZ1dffr6NFQ1b6-EJuf6uGQv3kvKrP7R-dw_4wVg3Kr-EQ8zA)
Gimme an IPA.
Maybe having technical difficulties again.Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
>:(
:hahaha:Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).
Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
Where is Piper? :zoinks:
My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive. :violin:
Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. :M
Look out boys! THAR SHE BLOWS! ! ! ! !
(I meant the whale you sillies.)
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_xY0uRuZ1dffr6NFQ1b6-EJuf6uGQv3kvKrP7R-dw_4wVg3Kr-EQ8zA)
Gimme an IPA.
That's interesting; can't recall ever encountering anyone allergic to alcohol.
That's interesting; can't recall ever encountering anyone allergic to alcohol.
There's an old AA joke that goes, "I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out into handcuffs."
the yeast in beer dose not help as I'm allergic to that but the alcohol itself is what I'm allergic to :cbc:
Coors Light please....