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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Enos on May 31, 2011, 04:38:17 AM
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I was getting some shorts in my summer-clothes box under my bed, and I saw this weird thing. It was like a black leathery corset type thing that looks very complicated to put on and it's got these lacy bits and the label says "ann summers". I have never in my life seen such a garment, and the fact that it is under my bed is even more confusing. It looks like something you'd see a dominatrix wear, I was wondering if it might be something my mum used to have back-in-the-day that found its way there. But I just don't know! :dunno: :dunno:
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Interesting.
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:needpics:
Perhaps Eris forgot it. ???
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:needpics:
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1632/20110528060312019.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/20110528060312019.jpg/)
LOLWUT?
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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1632/20110528060312019.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/20110528060312019.jpg/)
LOLWUT?
:dunno:
Does it fit you?
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I actually tried it on out of curiosity earlier :LOL:, and I don't even know how to put it on though it's reeeaally complicated.
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Well, never a boring day checking clothes boxes. :laugh:
Maybe your mum can help you getting in to it. :autism:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Perhaps that outfit is the reason that you exist.
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stork.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
It's OK. Some parents think the same about their kids, that they never, never ever will have sex.
Always nice to share a delusion. :laugh:
A stalk? I that the same as a stork?
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
It's OK. Some parents think the same about their kids, that they never, never ever will have sex.
Always nice to share a delusion. :laugh:
A stalk? I that the same as a stork?
Yeah, I meant stork. I fail at spelling. :autism:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
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One must ask WWED (What would Eris do) and I did :zoinks:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! :christ:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! :christ:
So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! :christ:
So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:
Oh, shit. No wonder I mysteriously feel pain in my butt at times.
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! :christ:
So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:
You are a sacreligious young man. I will pray for you. :prude:
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
That sounds like a reasonable explanation. :idea:
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
That sounds like a reasonable explanation. :idea:
No way. Boys can't be that creative.
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
That would be quite an odd thing for him to do wouldn't it?
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
That sounds like a reasonable explanation. :idea:
No way. Boys can't be that creative.
Of course they can! Haven't you read the letters to advice columns from women complaining that their husbands or boyfriends keep
buying them lingerie that they're too embarrassed to wear, because it's too revealing or they feel too fat to look good in it? :orly:
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! :o
Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. :autism:
No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise. :M
Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! :angel:
Who did he have sex with?
God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. :M
Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! :christ:
So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:
Oh, shit. No wonder I mysteriously feel pain in my butt at times.
Indeed; God is responsible for all of the butthurt on I2. Someone should PM Iamnotaparakeet and tell him.
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It is definately not nice to think of one's mum on all fours!
Eeeewwww
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It is definately not nice to think of one's mum on all fours!
Eeeewwww
Mums do not do "all fours." Strictly missionary, and only to have babies! :calodeon:
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While it would be unseemly and immodest to show Intensity my corset, here is a half corset made to celebrate my Diamond Jubilee in 1887.
(http://museums.leics.gov.uk/collections-on-line/imagestore/c7121980_20_0am.jpg)
The corset is made from a grey/green sateen and is lined with white twill. It features both string and cane cording, which gives the corset its support. The wide Barmen edging was specially designed to match the garment. It is lightly boned above the waist with whalebone, has a spoon busk and strong, flat steels supporting the back lacing. The top edge of the corset is trimmed with lace decorated with crown motifs,
1) What is a Corset?
For hundreds of years women (and men) have employed restricting devices to mould their figure to the fancy of the day. In Queen Victoria's time, the corset reigned supreme - a body-shaping undergarment gripping the torso from bosom to hips. Expected to actually hold a woman up, it was stiffened with 24 steel or whalebone vertical stays. It closed at the front with metal fasteners and laced at the back as tightly as two maids or a strong husband could manage.
2) The Shape Must Undulate
While other centuries favoured the cone, the tube, the triangle, the Victorians went mad for the hourglass figure with a "wasp" waist, so tiny a man could circle it with his two hands. Remember Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind, so proud of her 17 inch waist? Well Scarlett fell short of the ideal 16 inch hand span and a 13 inch waist, according to legend, was sometimes managed, all, apparently, without the women's heads exploding.
3) For the Mechanical Engineers
The pressure applied to women's bodies to attain this effect ranged from 20 to 80 pounds per square inch.
4) Too Weak to Stand Up By Themselves
Since women were considered too fragile and delicate to exist without help, the corset was considered a medical necessity to support the female body so that she could sit, stand and walk without falling over. Little girls, as young as five, were put into corsets and kept there for the rest of there lives, their future contours dictated by this unforgiving underwear.
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I actually tried it on out of curiosity earlier :LOL:, and I don't even know how to put it on though it's reeeaally complicated.
Well, figure out how to put the damn thing on and snap a pic. If you don't there will be beatings!! :whip:
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I just told the boyfriend and he's just as weirded out as I am. So thankfully it's not from him!
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I just told the boyfriend and he's just as weirded out as I am. So thankfully it's not from him!
The mystery deepens! Who left that corset there, and why? :alien:
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I just told the boyfriend and he's just as weirded out as I am. So thankfully it's not from him!
The mystery deepens! Who left that corset there, and why? :alien:
:tinfoil:
I had some crazy thought this morning that it could be some weird heirloom, and my mum didn't want it anymore and just left it in my box. I doubt it would be the case though. :P
Here's another factor in this weird mystery, the corset has not been in use because the sticker is on the crotch still. BUT it's old because the ann summers label is faded.
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I just told the boyfriend and he's just as weirded out as I am. So thankfully it's not from him!
The mystery deepens! Who left that corset there, and why? :alien:
:tinfoil:
I had some crazy thought this morning that it could be some weird heirloom, and my mum didn't want it anymore and just left it in my box. I doubt it would be the case though. :P
Here's another factor in this weird mystery, the corset has not been in use because the sticker is on the crotch still. BUT it's old because the ann summers label is faded.
Maybe your mum bought it for herself years ago, or it was bought for her, but she never wore it and gave it to you instead.
Perhaps it is time to sit down with a couple of cups of tea :tea: and talk to mum.
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I just told the boyfriend and he's just as weirded out as I am. So thankfully it's not from him!
The mystery deepens! Who left that corset there, and why? :alien:
:tinfoil:
I had some crazy thought this morning that it could be some weird heirloom, and my mum didn't want it anymore and just left it in my box. I doubt it would be the case though. :P
Here's another factor in this weird mystery, the corset has not been in use because the sticker is on the crotch still. BUT it's old because the ann summers label is faded.
Maybe your mum bought it for herself years ago, or it was bought for her, but she never wore it and gave it to you instead.
Perhaps it is time to sit down with a couple of cups of tea :tea: and talk to mum.
Perhaps. Does your mother know about this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17672)? Could this gift be related to that?
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I made a navy blue velvet boned and laced up bodice for myself as part of a Renaissance costume.
Maybe your mom bought it for a costume?
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It's funny you should say that, since me and my mum are already pretty open about "matters of the heart" or whatever. She knows fully well I have an active sex life right now and sometimes teases me about it (comments about carpet burn and stuff).
But I don't think she'd give me an old corset, that's just weeeeiiiird. Especially if that corset looks like it's for a pretty niche market (it's not mainstream erotic underwear as far as I know.)
I'm definitely mentioning it tomorrow, it's just too mind-boggling and confusing to ignore.
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I made a navy blue velvet boned and laced up bodice for myself as part of a Renaissance costume.
Maybe your mom bought it for a costume?
Could have done but the way it's worn is too showy and it doesn't have a bra bit, it's one of those ones that barely covers the boobs and it's got all these leathery strap things. I'm not going to rush into pointing the finger at her yet though.
Unless it's... my DAD'S... :tinfoil:
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Send it to me. I won't be weirded out even if your mom bought it for herself. :thumbup:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R780p_NSq8
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Maybe this would be more suitable. :headbang2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo
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I googled Ann Summers (I originally thought was the owner's - your mom's - name) and it seems its a line of exotic lingerie. In Ireland they have in home sales parties, so perhaps your mom bought it on a lark or to get the hostess some points.
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When I was about 12 or 13 we got a lot of spam on our computer's email, and one was about anne summers, and I remember asking my mum if it was for her, not knowing what it was. and she was just like "no." And I kept saying I was sure I recognised the name lol
There's an Ann Summers shop in the trafford centre here. Walked past it today. I always feel like a perv walking past shops with underwear
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Did she pack the box of clothes? Maybe just misplaced.
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Did she pack the box of clothes? Maybe just misplaced.
Nope, because none of my clothes are folded and whenever the clothes are washed I have to put them back.
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What, the mystery hasn't been solved yet?
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Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
That sounds like a reasonable explanation. :idea:
No way. Boys can't be that creative.
Of course they can! Haven't you read the letters to advice columns from women complaining that their husbands or boyfriends keep buying them lingerie that they're too embarrassed to wear, because it's too revealing or they feel too fat to look good in it? :orly:
I said boys, not men. :P
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I think Anne Summers means it is for larger ladies. I think you are too petite to use it. Anway, it should probably be fumigated first.
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So, what did you mom say? :zoinks:
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So, what did you mom say? :zoinks:
She has not answered for a while. I am a bit scared :o
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Didn't ask, too chicken. :-\
But I AM asking her today, I SWEAR!
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Didn't ask, too chicken. :-\
But I AM asking her today, I SWEAR!
:viking:
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister (8) and her friend (7) were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
Hooray, that turned out to be rather innocent in the end! :clap:
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:lol:
Great story.
And now your mum is keeping her wardrobe more secure?
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:lol:
Great story.
And now your mum is keeping her wardrobe more secure?
I would think so. :lol:
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I would hope so!!! :zoinks:
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:LMAO:
I can see my daughter doing something like that.
:plus:
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:LMAO:
I can see my daughter doing something like that.
:plus:
You can see your daughter finding your corset? :orly:
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Well at least it wasn't a :vibe:
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Well at least it wasn't a :vibe:
Funny you should say that, my sister once came from school telling us that some boy in her class found his mum's vibrator and was telling everyone about it.
Ultimately stripping away another shred of his classmates' innocences. :lol:
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:LMAO:
I can see my daughter doing something like that.
:plus:
You can see your daughter finding your corset? :orly:
I can see her taking something of mine for dress-up, like a pair of hot pink high heel shoes I bought to wear to a wedding with a hot pink silk dress, but she has her own green velvet Renaissance dress with a burgundy jacket with very long sleeves, lined with gold satin. Here's the pattern I used to make it for her, View C, but I changed the jacket to have a frog fastener in the front so she could put it on by herself and I beaded the edge of the collar with pearls. That hat with two cones and the veil was also the hat she picked:
(http://images.buyitsellit.com/1521197_290.jpg)
Here's the pattern I used to make mine, also View C, but in navy blue velvet:
(http://s.ecrater.com/stores/59807/4a9ef57d85078_59807n.jpg)
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THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! :clap:
OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
:LMAO:
I can see my daughter doing something like that.
:plus:
You can see your daughter finding your corset? :orly:
I can see her taking something of mine for dress-up, like a pair of hot pink high heel shoes I bought to wear to a wedding with a hot pink silk dress, but she has her own green velvet Renaissance dress with a burgundy jacket with very long sleeves, lined with gold satin. Here's the pattern I used to make it for her, View C, but I changed the jacket to have a frog fastener in the front so she could put it on by herself and I beaded the edge of the collar with pearls. That hat with two cones and the veil was also the hat she picked:
(http://images.buyitsellit.com/1521197_290.jpg)
Here's the pattern I used to make mine, also View C, but in navy blue velvet:
(http://s.ecrater.com/stores/59807/4a9ef57d85078_59807n.jpg)
I knew what you meant I was just being facecious. :P
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(http://images.wikia.com/monster/images/2/2d/Monster_under_bed.jpg)
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Freaky.
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(http://images.wikia.com/monster/images/2/2d/Monster_under_bed.jpg)
That's one hell of a dust bunny.
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They're just giant tarantulas. Nothing to worry about.
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I've got something naughty under my bed. :kapkao:
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I've got something naughty under my bed. :kapkao:
Is it the n00b? :zoinks:
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Didn't you make it to the loo in time?
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I've got something naughty under my bed. :kapkao:
Is it the n00b? :zoinks:
No.
Didn't you make it to the loo in time?
Yes. :zoinks: