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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: midlifeaspie on May 23, 2011, 01:25:04 PM
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You tell everyone that you live on the other side of the Pacific Ocean from me, but now I know better.
You tell everyone that you are gay, but now I know better.
My wife and I just got back from having our first ultrasound, and I have been staring at the photo for more than an hour. There is no other explanation that I can come up with. My wife is having a squid.
Pictures do not lie. Explain yourself!
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Apologies , my brother has been very frisky as of late ,
here he is with his last victim:
(http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/tentacle-porn.jpg)
I'll try to keep him under control in future.
(This puts a new meaning on "fish" :zoinks:)
(Also is that seriously your ultrasound?)
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I dunno if I can believe you here Squiddy. That's an octopus, and appears to my untrained eye to be stuffed. You can't just use your porn collection to get out of this. :police:
(Yes, that is one angle of his/her ultrasound from today. The most squid-like, and best evidence of aqueous misbehavior.)
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I dunno if I can believe you here Squiddy. That's an octopus, and appears to my untrained eye to be stuffed. You can't just use your porn collection to get out of this. :police:
(Yes, that is one angle of his/her ultrasound from today. The most squid-like, and best evidence of aqueous misbehavior.)
You want my porn collection? Ok :zoinks:
(And aww , how long till he's due?)
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Jan 5th.
You can't distract me with your pr0nz :viking:
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Well, I did some more looking around and he/she looks like this right now: (so I guess you are off the hook)
(http://patterico.com/images/8weeks.jpg)
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Jan 5th.
You can't distract me with your pr0nz :viking:
Cool. :2thumbsup: (Dunno why I said he.. maybe I'm taking after that psychic octopus :orly:)
Well I don't know how I can prove that I didn't fuck your wife...... other than the fact that most squids don't have a penis and I am one of them? :dunno:
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Cute embryo, Hubert.
Squid, that photo may be a she.
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Apologies , my brother has been very frisky as of late ,
here he is with his last victim:
(http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/tentacle-porn.jpg)
I'll try to keep him under control in future.
(This puts a new meaning on "fish" :zoinks:)
(Also is that seriously your ultrasound?)
:thumbdn: Please stop posting GA naked pics. :zombiefuck:
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awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.
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awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.
Thank you Eris. The foolishness was much funnier in my head :hahaha:
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awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.
Thank you Eris. The foolishness was much funnier in my head :hahaha:
I lol'd when I read it if it's any consolation. :P
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Very nice big fella.
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Congratulations, mate.
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
Not quite , I just have to be restrained from hotwiring a bulldozer :zoinks:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333. :hahaha:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333. :hahaha:
:lol:
Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien? :zoinks:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333. :hahaha:
:lol:
Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien? :zoinks:
666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333. :hahaha:
:lol:
Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien? :zoinks:
666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
That is why it took so long for Squids to make it into space. No more uplift for you Squid!
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Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather. What better role model could you choose for your new squidling? :laugh:
A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason. :lol:
We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp! :hug:
I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings. :zombiefuck:
Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church? :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333. :hahaha:
:lol:
Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien? :zoinks:
666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
That is why it took so long for Squids to make it into space. No more uplift for you Squid!
I never was any good at maths. :lol:
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:headbang2:
(http://honaha.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stevensnoep100.jpg)
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From the depths of my wife's vagina come even more photos.
Squiddy, you seem to be off the hook now. Does anyone have the number for Skeletor?
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Cool. :thumbup:
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From the depths of my wife's vagina come even more photos.
Squiddy, you seem to be off the hook now. Does anyone have the number for Skeletor?
No offense , but that is one scary looking baby. :zombiefuck:
And :rofl: at skeletor , I get the feeling you don't trust your wife very much. :P
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
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Have you picked a name?
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Hedwig Cumberdale sounds nice.
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
Yay, you and your wife will have one of each.
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I have seen ultrasound pictures of other babies and they look very similar - like Skeletor, heh. So I think your baby girl is pretty normal at her stage of development MLA. :)
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
Better than most ;)
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
Better than most ;)
That's not what your wife told me. :orly:
Oh, and if your girl is born with a goatee, you know who the REAL daddy is. ;)
:trollface:
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
Better than most ;)
That's not what your wife told me. :orly:
Oh, and if your girl is born with a goatee, you know who the REAL daddy is. ;)
:trollface:
I'm trying, but I don't get it. ???
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
Better than most ;)
That's not what your wife told me. :orly:
Oh, and if your girl is born with a goatee, you know who the REAL daddy is. ;)
:trollface:
I'm trying, but I don't get it. ???
I think Scrap has a goatee. :orly:
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That's a scary little alien baby.
Do you know the sex?
It's a girl!
YAY! your dick works!!! :asthing:
Better than most ;)
That's not what your wife told me. :orly:
Oh, and if your girl is born with a goatee, you know who the REAL daddy is. ;)
:trollface:
I'm trying, but I don't get it. ???
I think Scrap has a goatee. :orly:
So do I. Or I did until I grew the full beard. Even if paternal genes somehow made baby girls grow a particular pattern of facial hair, he would be hard pressed to say that it was his genes as we had the same facial hair at the time of conception.
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Little Ellie will be delivered at 7 AM on December 29th. :GA:
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Little Ellie will be delivered at 7 AM on December 29th. :GA:
Holy fuck , you gotta plan christmas AND birthday presents now. :zombiefuck:
Oh and congrats. :green:
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Little Ellie will be delivered at 7 AM on December 29th. :GA:
Holy fuck , you gotta plan christmas AND birthday presents now. :zombiefuck:
Oh and congrats. :green:
Actually, in a 7 week period of time (November 25th to January 13th) I have:
Wife's birthday
Thanksgiving
Wedding Anniversary
Christmas
Daughter's birthday
New Years
Sons Birthday
:GA: :GA: :GA:
Thanks :)
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Ellie is a name not often heard; family name? Is it short for eleanor?
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Ellie is a name not often heard; family name? Is it short for eleanor?
Eloise. Not a family name, and not very popular. It peaked as 165th most popular name in US in 1921 and has been below #1000 since 1965.
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Great name, eloise.
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I like it too. It's a very cute name.
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Are your wife and you big fans of the Eloise books?
http://www.eloisewebsite.com/ (http://www.eloisewebsite.com/)
(http://www.eloisewebsite.com/images/spangley.jpg)
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Little Ellie will be delivered at 7 AM on December 29th. :GA:
Awww, just in time to ring in the new year. :bonnet:
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A dedication to little Eloise:
Eloise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHIAZUxlr8g#)
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Had a friend with that name. She was a sweet girl.
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Are your wife and you big fans of the Eloise books?
http://www.eloisewebsite.com/ (http://www.eloisewebsite.com/)
(http://www.eloisewebsite.com/images/spangley.jpg)
My wife is.
We are both fans of alliteration.
Her full name is Eloise Elizabeth.
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A dedication to little Eloise:
Eloise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHIAZUxlr8g#)
Never heard that before.
Thanks
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Are your wife and you big fans of the Eloise books?
http://www.eloisewebsite.com/ (http://www.eloisewebsite.com/)
(http://www.eloisewebsite.com/images/spangley.jpg)
My wife is.
We are both fans of alliteration.
Her full name is Eloise Elizabeth.
They sound nice together.