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Title: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
/me waits for the flaming to begin.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 15, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

Were you thinking about anyone in particular :eyebrows:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 15, 2011, 06:54:56 PM
Have trouble caring about what other adults do or don't do in terms consensual of sex.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 06:56:51 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 06:59:00 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   
Do you have any particular reason to believe any significant number of people are lying about this? I ask because it sounds like the opposite of when gays claim that anyone opposed to them must be gay themselves. If that were actually the case the gays would have no one but themselves to blame for things like California's prop 8 vote. That kind of reasoning in either case sounds like simply smearing the opposition to me.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:02:13 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
btw Why would women say they're lesbian because they're "scared of cock?" I mean plenty of lesbians use sex toys, so what else is there to be scared of? (except maybe STDs and pregnancy lol )

Seriously, there are gonna be way more people who pretend to be straight out of fear, than pretend to be gay out of fear

Also what's wrong with women having boyfriends who don't have a penis? Are you insecure? :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:03:42 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   
Do you have any particular reason to believe any significant number of people are lying about this? I ask because it sounds like the opposite of when gays claim that anyone opposed to them must be gay themselves. If that were actually the case the gays would have no one but themselves to blame for things like California's prop 8 vote. That kind of reasoning in either case sounds like simply smearing the opposition to me.

That sounds like a bit of an attack on gays, are you gay?   :orly:  
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 07:05:23 PM
There is some sense in the "homophobes are gays" thing

Obviously it's not true in all cases, and I would say only a minority are actually full on gay. But many of them do have latent homosexual tendencies, which explains the insecurity/homophobia.

I can't be arsed looking, but there have been studies done on this, which backed it up iirc
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 07:05:53 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   
Do you have any particular reason to believe any significant number of people are lying about this? I ask because it sounds like the opposite of when gays claim that anyone opposed to them must be gay themselves. If that were actually the case the gays would have no one but themselves to blame for things like California's prop 8 vote. That kind of reasoning in either case sounds like simply smearing the opposition to me.

That sounds like a bit of an attack on gays, are you gay?   :orly:  
Yeah, that is pretty much how that script works.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
btw Why would women say they're lesbian because they're "scared of cock?" I mean plenty of lesbians use sex toys, so what else is there to be scared of? (except maybe STDs and pregnancy lol )

Seriously, there are gonna be way more people who pretend to be straight out of fear, than pretend to be gay out of fear

Also what's wrong with women having boyfriends who don't have a penis? Are you insecure? :zoinks:

A man with a vagina?  Even panty could feel superior to them  :tard:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:08:37 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.

 :LOL:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 07:09:18 PM
Nah, I definitely don't feel outdone by Penty :autism:

I reckon I could also get much better looking women than him too :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 07:12:54 PM
There is some sense in the "homophobes are gays" thing

Obviously it's not true in all cases, and I would say only a minority are actually full on gay. But many of them do have latent homosexual tendencies, which explains the insecurity/homophobia.

I can't be arsed looking, but there have been studies done on this, which backed it up iirc
Without bothering to debate whatever the supposed numbers are it amounts to a threat to smear anyone with a label they don't want over political/cultural differences. I suppose penis phobia might carry a stigma as well. Neither charge would seem to me to have much in the way of empirical evidence to back it up.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 07:14:24 PM
Nah, I definitely don't feel outdone by Penty :autism:

I reckon I could also get much better looking women than him too :P
That I can actually believe without empirical evidence to back it up.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 07:15:49 PM
Anyway this looks like benj trolling so I'll leave this thread to someone who cares more than I do.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
There is some sense in the "homophobes are gays" thing

Obviously it's not true in all cases, and I would say only a minority are actually full on gay. But many of them do have latent homosexual tendencies, which explains the insecurity/homophobia.

I can't be arsed looking, but there have been studies done on this, which backed it up iirc
Without bothering to debate whatever the supposed numbers are it amounts to a threat to smear anyone with a label they don't want over political/cultural differences. I suppose penis phobia might carry a stigma as well. Neither charge would seem to me to have much in the way of empirical evidence to back it up.

I think they're both pretty different

Suggesting a homophobic person is gay is playing on their own insecurities, and usually works in my experience. No one is 100% straight or 100% gay imo, so it's not unlikely that if someone';s being homophbic, it is because of their latent homosexuality. I doubt many people actually think that a homophobic person is therefore actually gay. But to suggest they're insecure about their sexuality (which is what the whole thing is about really) is actually pretty fair

Suggesting gay people are just scared of men/women though is kinda rididculous though lol

I'm sure there are some who were abused and therefore think they're gay because they're uncomfortable around men/women, but that's gonna be a very small minority

Also the "are you gay" response to homophobes is a reaction to their bigotry. "you're scared of penis/vagina" to gays is bigtry in itself tho
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:22:03 PM
Nah, I definitely don't feel outdone by Penty :autism:

I reckon I could also get much better looking women than him too :P

I can't argue with that  :lol:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 15, 2011, 07:32:38 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 15, 2011, 07:34:53 PM
you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 07:36:53 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

  I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation. 
  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 15, 2011, 07:39:33 PM
I bleed for you Benji  :pinkbeat: :pinkbeat: :pinkbeat:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 15, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 15, 2011, 07:43:52 PM
Have trouble caring about what other adults do or don't do in terms consensual of sex.

Couldn't agree more. 
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 15, 2011, 07:45:33 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

Sodium personality is most important? :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 07:46:49 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

  Ooops, looks like I did   :asthing:   !
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 15, 2011, 08:40:43 PM
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 08:48:55 PM
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

 You know how it is.  You tell yourself you're just going to read it, then you get sucked in.   :dunno:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

 You know how it is.  You tell yourself you're just going to read it, then you get sucked in.   :dunno:
Yo! Don't be hatin Professor.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 07:41:00 AM
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

I can't believe I posted the pic before you for once  :P


(http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/resizes/funny/ak-yall-niggas-postin-in-a-troll-thread.jpg)
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 07:55:22 AM
I love penis
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 07:58:32 AM
I love penis


You placed the size tag in the wrong place , fixed it for you :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:01:34 AM
oh, thanks squid :P

the bigger ones are always better
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 08:27:40 AM
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

The secret of WP. ^

Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 08:33:04 AM
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

The secret of WP. ^

Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
I kind of already do...
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

The secret of WP. ^

Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
I kind of already do...

I figured as much. :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Parts on May 16, 2011, 08:36:36 AM
I know this is nothing to do with the topic but that never stopped me before :laugh:  I keep reading it as Fan sexuals and get this image in my head
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5128/5288236294_863467e86c.jpg)
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:36:44 AM
I only ever saw a REALLY big one in real life one time

It was way over 10 inches I know.

I wouldnt let him touch me !
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:38:11 AM
Thats like practical joke sized. Thats beyond the "way to go, dude" size.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:42:35 AM
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Parts on May 16, 2011, 08:44:35 AM
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O

Did he black out from lack of blood to the brain when it was hard?
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:49:01 AM
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O

Did he black out from lack of blood to the brain when it was hard?

lol.

thats probably why he wasnt too bright. All the blood was in the wrong head. :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 08:55:43 AM
:sick: :runaway:

Ew, medium sized knobs all the way! I wouldn't want something that monstrous tearing up my bits.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
under 6 and im bored

7 - 8 and im in love

anything bigger and OW
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 09:02:09 AM
I'm no where near as experienced so I don't know if I can really judge between sizes (I've not gone further than foreplay as of yet). But I don't really care that much about how big willies are, although little diddy efforts are funny to look that and monstrous ones look scary.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
under 6 and im bored

7 - 8 and im in love

anything bigger and OW

Well that answers my question about you being a masochist.  :zoinks:


I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

I'm not actually bothered about size , big or small.
As long as he knows how to use it I have no objection :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Parts on May 16, 2011, 09:06:27 AM
In porn the real big ones just look awkward
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:09:13 AM
yeah, it really is about how they use it

I had a friend, some guy i met on craigslist back on october actually.

well he was pretty big, but fucking terrible at it

he wondered why all I wanted to do was go down on him

"cause you cant bang, honey, its boring"

lol, I dont even answer his emails anymore



masochist ? me ? naa. i mean I have certain switchy tendencies, but not too big on pain. I sure like "administering" cbt though
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

I was too much of a Spazz. By the time that I was in any kind of a peer group that discussed all the sex hang-ups (ie workmates)  I was not a virgin and confident enough and what I was like sexually not to give a shit about what others concerned themselves with in relation to this.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:44:25 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.


Hell take it down to primal base tacks and men are into women because they are women and visa versa (generally speaking)
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Enos on May 16, 2011, 09:49:33 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.


Hell take it down to primal base tacks and men are into women because they are women and visa versa (generally speaking)

Pretty much.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 04:02:46 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.

That's because she isn't funny enough to be a punsexual.  :oneliner:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 04:07:48 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.

That's because she isn't funny enough to be a punsexual.  :oneliner:

that was punishingly bad.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 04:09:18 PM
Sorry, it was just something that hit me. :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 16, 2011, 07:45:44 PM
Sorry, it was just something that hit me. :P

Next time, czech the urge to pun. :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 11:55:45 PM
I was afraid someone might beat me to the punchline. :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 17, 2011, 07:33:32 AM
AUGH! MY... ONE WEAKNESS.. TOO....... MANY BAD PUNS... GETTING DARK *clutches chest*
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 17, 2011, 08:01:39 AM
AUGH! MY... ONE WEAKNESS.. TOO....... MANY BAD PUNS... GETTING DARK *clutches chest*

The bad puns have Finnished off Rage. :smarty:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 17, 2011, 08:16:03 AM
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Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 17, 2011, 08:24:15 AM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

I was teasing you too silly  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 17, 2011, 08:28:57 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Are things really like this  :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCptq51vno
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 11:05:23 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 17, 2011, 11:13:47 AM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

I was teasing you too silly  :facepalm2:

 ??? :facepalm2:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 17, 2011, 11:17:57 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:

:LOL:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 12:31:07 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?

Only if you sweden up your humour at least.  :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 17, 2011, 12:32:43 PM
:fp:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2011, 12:33:44 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?

Only if you sweden up your humour at least.  :P

Is it too Brittle now? :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?

Only if you sweden up your humour at least.  :P

Is it too Brittle now? :P

Brittle is a country?  ???
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 12:40:01 PM
Make these puns Uruguay, par par Paraguay.   :facepalm2:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2011, 12:46:00 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?

Only if you sweden up your humour at least.  :P

Is it too Brittle now? :P

Brittle is a country?  ???

Oh, chile out, you know what I mean.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 01:02:30 PM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?

Only if you sweden up your humour at least.  :P

Is it too Brittle now? :P

Brittle is a country?  ???

Oh, chile out, you know what I mean.

Irish I hadn't said anything now.  :P
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 17, 2011, 03:03:55 PM
Been there, dane that. Didn't do me any good.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 04:41:58 PM
Congo this get any worst? 
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 17, 2011, 04:46:21 PM


I've had enough. I'm off to Peruse the rest of the site.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 17, 2011, 04:47:24 PM


I've had enough. I'm off to Peruse the rest of the site.

 Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
That Jamaica's me smile!
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 04:54:02 PM
I canberra this no more!
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 17, 2011, 04:55:45 PM
 I'm Dublin over with laughter!  :rofl:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 17, 2011, 05:34:44 PM


Kenya handle just one more joke?
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Adam on May 17, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
lol ^ that one ack-Chile made me laugh (sorry, I'm no good at this :( )
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 17, 2011, 05:38:05 PM


Kenya handle just one more joke?

 *Wales in despair*   :bigcry:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 05:47:26 PM
This thread Israeli a big Spain.   Time to Pakistan and call it Finnish-d.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 05:48:02 PM
lol ^ that one ack-Chile made me laugh (sorry, I'm no good at this :( )

Not bad!   :thumbup:  Cuba much worse.   :facepalm2:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Parts on May 17, 2011, 07:01:08 PM
lol ^ that one ack-Chile made me laugh (sorry, I'm no good at this :( )

Not bad!   :thumbup:  Cuba much worse.   :facepalm2:

Now we're on a roll. Let's get Samoa :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 17, 2011, 07:10:21 PM
If your Syria, lets Russia Iran and Thai one on.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 17, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
lol ^ that one ack-Chile made me laugh (sorry, I'm no good at this :( )

Not bad!   :thumbup:  Cuba much worse.   :facepalm2:

Now we're on a roll. Let's get Samoa :zoinks:

Let's rapa this up and talk about something nui.  :zoinks:

(Rapa Nui is also known as Easter Island)
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 17, 2011, 07:43:31 PM
lol ^ that one ack-Chile made me laugh (sorry, I'm no good at this :( )

Not bad!   :thumbup:  Cuba much worse.   :facepalm2:

Now we're on a roll. Let's get Samoa :zoinks:

Let's rapa this up and talk about something nui.  :zoinks:

(Rapa Nui is also known as Easter Island)

If Benji doesn't Loch this thread, the punners won't leave the Ness.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 18, 2011, 07:19:23 AM
All right guys. I read all this, and camelot.

No seriously. Its making me  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 18, 2011, 11:01:31 AM
All right guys. I read all this, and camelot.

No seriously. Its making me  :facepalm2:

Why so syria-s?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 18, 2011, 11:03:26 AM
All right guys. I read all this, and camelot.

No seriously. Its making me  :facepalm2:

Why so syria-s?  :zoinks:


Yo, timelulz. Take off every zig.
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Squidusa on May 18, 2011, 11:07:08 AM
All right guys. I read all this, and camelot.

No seriously. Its making me  :facepalm2:

Why so syria-s?  :zoinks:


Yo, timelulz. Take off every zig.

 ???
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: odeon on May 18, 2011, 11:41:39 AM
Cuba that this is getting old.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 18, 2011, 03:13:52 PM
Now we're repeating ourselves and countries.   :autism:  Uganda what I mean?   :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Parts on May 18, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
So do guys who are fauxsexuals get fauxwood :zoinks:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 18, 2011, 05:07:25 PM
If the are fauxwood enough they get Squiddy  :squiddy:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Psychophant on May 18, 2011, 05:52:37 PM
So do guys who are fauxsexuals get fauxwood :zoinks:

No,  they become correspondents and pundits on FAUX News Channel.   :tard:
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: Semicolon on May 19, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
All right guys. I read all this, and camelot.

No seriously. Its making me  :facepalm2:

Why so syria-s?  :zoinks:


Yo, timelulz. Take off every zig.

 ???

You know what you doing!
Title: Re: fauxsexuals
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 19, 2011, 07:55:02 AM
Move zig. For great justice!