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"I have chortles." Fawful Mario & Luigi: Bowser's inside story
"I have a funny feeling and it's not in my no-no zone!!" -Ronfar Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
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From Grand Theft Auto 3:
Caller: I say spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong.
Lazlow: So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society.
Caller: Exactly!
Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
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From Secret of Monkey Island:
Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!
Guybrush Threepwood: What yours?
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.