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Title: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:16:33 AM
Bad songs have plagued the world for a long time. Let's have a thread about bad songs. My first candidate is this gem(?) from Gilbert O'Sullivan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAKInjg66fY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAKInjg66fY&feature=related)








Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 12:19:49 AM
^ Ewww. Mine's bettah!  :zoinks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:23:11 AM
Excellent post cbc. I'll see it and raise you Puppy Love.  :thumbup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDgjY7_jW8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDgjY7_jW8&feature=related)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 12:31:02 AM
how can i not post Morrissey

I love Morrissey :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olP2KvITKSQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waKFBp5ncA



Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:33:16 AM
Continuing with the bad Osmond song theme. Morrissey fits in well here eris.  :thumbup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVwpBns5R4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVwpBns5R4&feature=related)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 12:35:54 AM
Dunno whether to laugh or scream.  :O_o:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-KjZgW6Wk 
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 12:37:44 AM
Apologies for the quality. You can't have Donny without Marie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fqJkTeDNU&feature=fvwrel
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 12:39:35 AM
this is the funniest shit :) absolutely horrible

this is black metal, but really really REALLY cheesy black metal. It's a joke.

Watch the video. Its a guy in a witch hat running around the forest :S



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4ZtZNMlBg




I dont like this  :thumbdn:

but i do LOVE morrissey  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 12:41:38 AM
I used to consider this the most cringeworthy and uncoolest song ever. And I mean EVER!

Now there's something soooo cheesy about it and that time, that I can tolerate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdj9NRzqC4
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 12:41:42 AM
 :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6YE3xkdPR4
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 12:42:49 AM
PPK, don't you be knocking Gilbert and Sullivan. Claire is a pretty song.  :'(
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:44:05 AM
Excellent participation thusfar. I knew cbc had a knack but eris and Eclair have the gift as well.  :lol:  :2thumbsup: Where is a shitty song thread without Terry Jacks? I actually saw Starship play that POS in Berkeley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:45:50 AM
PPK, don't you be knocking Gilbert and Sullivan. Claire is a pretty song.  :'(
Sorry Eclair, I have to call that as I see it.  ;)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 12:51:53 AM
Sublime is the absolute WORST BAND IN THE WORLD


yes, they STOLE THIS SONG OFF OF A FUGAZI SONG

yep.

it's the same beat


I hate sublime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxvnVzaDglI



opps, only 10 youtubes per page
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 12:52:27 AM
Make it stop!  :GA:

http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=423794
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 12:53:16 AM
Back up your words PPK!!!  :zoinks: And nooooo, not Terry Jacks!

OK, here's one.

Lucifer and I used to lovingly call this song 'Cunt In Red'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-vVbN5kn2E&feature=related
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 12:54:46 AM
Back up your words PPK!!!  :zoinks: And nooooo, not Terry Jacks!

OK, here's one.

Lucifer and I used to lovingly call this song 'Cunt In Red'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-vVbN5kn2E&feature=related

OMG that's horrible! I must have blocked it out of my mind!    :runaway:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 12:55:35 AM
bad french pop from the 1950s

it's Je t'aime moi non plus,

actually means " I love you ... me neither" It is supposed to be avant guard.  

I Kinda like it actually  :thumbup: , but it's a bad song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bNsI9eXpAc
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:55:55 AM
How's this Eclair?  :autism:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-PNagzijy0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-PNagzijy0&feature=related)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 12:58:28 AM
Make it stop!  :GA:

http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=423794
That one actually brings violent thoughts. I had forgotten it.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 12:59:30 AM
OK...this song baffles me. She looks like a dead boring person, he does too.

This song should be renamed, "I want to chew off my arm"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuHibzE0aY
How's this Eclair?  :autism:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-PNagzijy0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-PNagzijy0&feature=related)

That, that, that...is a song so dear to my heart!!! Bastard.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:00:55 AM
Make it stop!  :GA:

http://www.123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=423794
That one actually brings violent thoughts. I had forgotten it.  :thumbdn:


Sorreh! How did you get the actual video to appear instead of the URL thingy?   :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:01:55 AM
OK...this song baffles me. She looks like a dead boring person, he does too.

This song should be renamed, "I want to chew off my arm"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuHibzE0aY

Actually, the above clip is quite funny watching those boring people if you try playing the following.... :orly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOu3ogzL-M
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 01:03:54 AM
^^^ there are a limited amount of times a video can be on a page.



more bad french pop, this stuff from last decade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5arJEhNPp4
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:05:16 AM
Obscurity points eris.  :thumbup: Glad to be of service Eclair.  :laugh: That guy Gardiner is booooring.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:09:00 AM
We are limited by posting a shit song more than twice on the page? :zombiefuck:

Sorry, as tempted as you will be to play this one again and again....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRfS10Ae46o


Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:09:38 AM
Makes me cringe.  :facepalm2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnk8SKD9zcA&feature=related
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:10:32 AM
Bobby Goldsboro was a one man suckfest in the late 60s early 70s.  :finger: :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:14:10 AM
My face hurts when I hear this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhW1Spd4GlE
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:14:49 AM
Bobby Goldsboro was a one man suckfest in the late 60s early 70s.  :finger: :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related)
Fucking fuck! My Bobby Goldsboro shiite didn't show up.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:14:52 AM
^^^ there are a limited amount of times a video can be on a page.

I just figured out how to fix it! Click on the Edit button, then just click on Save without having done anything! 
And PRESTO! Your video will appear, as if by magic!   :toporly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:16:10 AM
Bobby Goldsboro was a one man suckfest in the late 60s early 70s.  :finger: :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related)
Fucking fuck! My Bobby Goldsboro shiite didn't show up.

See my little tip above!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:18:20 AM
Bobby Goldsboro was a one man suckfest in the late 60s early 70s.  :finger: :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related)
Fucking fuck! My Bobby Goldsboro shiite didn't show up.

See my little tip above!   :2thumbsup:
What edit button?  ???
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:21:29 AM
So dumb, if you sing along, your head will explode!  :zoinks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg077FI1KQg
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:21:53 AM
Mmm, and how can we forget Mr Gwen Stefani's ex gay lover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMw_iosf5QI
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:21:56 AM
Bobby Goldsboro was a one man suckfest in the late 60s early 70s.  :finger: :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g&feature=related)
Fucking fuck! My Bobby Goldsboro shiite didn't show up.

See my little tip above!   :2thumbsup:
What edit button?  ???

To edit your post.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 01:22:41 AM
I know my french pop


More bad french pop !


naaaaa, i could do that all night


oooooh how about no doubt ? probably the second worst band in the world :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1CivyaLlU






( If you havent noticed I kinda like french pop, and Morrissey is one of the greatest artists of all time, but bad bad songs indeed.)


i HATE no doubt  :thumbdn:

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:27:34 AM
Sublime is the absolute WORST BAND IN THE WORLD


yes, they STOLE THIS SONG OFF OF A FUGAZI SONG

yep.

it's the same beat


I hate sublime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxvnVzaDglI



opps, only 10 youtubes per page

Sorry, I listened to it...and I kind of reminisced to days on the beach hanging out at Bryron Bay in my little hippie dresses and sarongs...smell of musky hemp oil in the air. Sorry! I have to say thanks for that one and I've never even heard of Sublime!

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:28:19 AM
Cum fuckee suckee lickee macarena.  :thumbdn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:30:13 AM
And what party that plays the Macarena would be complete without this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbbGwO_uJn8
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:32:14 AM
You got even Eclair, I actually like Mambo No. 5.  :pwned: by my oen petard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxgHl60m3s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxgHl60m3s)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:33:03 AM
Needs a Beavis & Butthead commentary.  :lolhit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrIqsFSjqso
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 01:38:04 AM
Sublime is the absolute WORST BAND IN THE WORLD


yes, they STOLE THIS SONG OFF OF A FUGAZI SONG

yep.

it's the same beat


I hate sublime




opps, only 10 youtubes per page

Sorry, I listened to it...and I kind of reminisced to days on the beach hanging out at Bryron Bay in my little hippie dresses and sarongs...smell of musky hemp oil in the air. Sorry! I have to say thanks for that one and I've never even heard of Sublime!





ok tho, but now listen to THIS song.

blatant rip of of this, it was from the early 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo


for the record, this is a GREAT song.

and i cant prove it, I just hear it in there
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:42:29 AM
Enjoy some Pussy Town while you wait!

Actually, my housemate left, I listened to the whole song...I think I still have a fondness for it;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EItYM2TOAQA
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 01:47:38 AM
pussytown ? im not too fond of pussy :S



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Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:47:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v35fWf1CWFQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v35fWf1CWFQ)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 01:48:47 AM
^^^^ I think that's the worst song so far
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 01:49:26 AM
ok tho, but now listen to THIS song.

blatant rip of of this, it was from the early 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo


for the record, this is a GREAT song.

and i cant prove it, I just hear it in there

God, I really, really like that! ...so much so, I started doing my infamous little cool headbob!....now....I'm going to have to listen to it again, then get back to that Sublime stuff and see if I can hear if it's a rip job.

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:49:31 AM
^^^^ I think that's the worst song so far

Awww, I posted "Barbie Girl" for Squiddy once!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:52:38 AM
^^^^ I think that's the worst song so far

Awww, I posted "Barbie Girl" for Squiddy once!  :laugh:
Did Squiddy like it?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 01:53:22 AM
Barbie Girl's dimmer sister!  :blonde:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSbkYjQer8
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 02:00:20 AM
^^^^ I think that's the worst song so far

Awww, I posted "Barbie Girl" for Squiddy once!  :laugh:
Did Squiddy like it?

I think he did, yes. He got the joke.  :green:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 02:04:29 AM
this is the most emo song EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


really it is. has actual suicide in it. (but it's not really emo)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvmbKGtZHeI



( there is a smiths poster in my living room)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 02:08:13 AM
Re Sublime vs Fugazi. I think it's the back end bass.

It also reminds me off one of the riffs in Paranoid Android by Radiohead.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 02:09:43 AM
here is older emo,

 and it's loud. I love it  :thumbup:

You lot would classify it as a bad song  :thumbdn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo3Lc7POfZw
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 02:11:17 AM
Re Sublime vs Fugazi. I think it's the back end bass.

It also reminds me off one of the riffs in Paranoid Android by Radiohead.

thanks for listening. I hear songs in other songs all the time, it could be me making patterns in my head.


I also hear the Faith no More song " be aggressive" in Marilyn Manson's "mObscene"
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 02:15:38 AM
OK, spare your ears, this really is the worst song on the planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqzI5Czftq0&feature=related
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 02:18:18 AM
OK, spare your ears, this really is the worst song on the planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqzI5Czftq0&feature=related
Not quite, but it is pretty bad.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 02:20:15 AM
My ears are officially bleeding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 02:21:51 AM
This is the cousin Barbie Girl doesn't talk about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlofmmQAnY
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 02:22:38 AM
My ears are officially bleeding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA
:lol: Okay! The opening riff of that painful rectal itch song was enough. I remember that one.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 02:23:13 AM
ska is terrible

this is just   :M awful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FIKQbJCLw&feature=related
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 02:23:44 AM
My ears are officially bleeding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA


Oy, another bucket of slop from the past!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 02:28:09 AM
This one might just be the worse country song ever recorded. I used to want to reach in the radio with a baseball bat and hit Red Sovine.  >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 04, 2011, 02:31:41 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the music I listen to. Is it really THAT unspeakably bad?

If so, that actually works better for me, the way a song gets ruined for me is if it's plastered everywhere. :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 04, 2011, 02:33:06 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the music I listen to. Is it really THAT unspeakably bad?

If so, that actually works better for me, the way a song gets ruined for me is if it's plastered everywhere. :orly:

well i mentioned black metal, but you have to admit some of it is REALLY REALLY BAD. Ancient are clowns.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 02:33:18 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the music I listen to. Is it really THAT unspeakably bad?

If so, that actually works better for me, the way a song gets ruined for me is if it's plastered everywhere. :orly:

I don't actually know any of the songs you listen to, so I don't know which are the worst!  :P
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 04, 2011, 02:57:13 AM
This one might just be the worse country song ever recorded. I used to want to reach in the radio with a baseball bat and hit Red Sovine.  >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU)

OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 04, 2011, 03:07:24 AM
This has to be the most horrible abomination you will ever hear. (I love this song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbnA9vkA0tI
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
This one might just be the worse country song ever recorded. I used to want to reach in the radio with a baseball bat and hit Red Sovine.  >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU)

OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.
Red Sovine was definitely horrid.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 06:18:40 AM
This one might just be the worse country song ever recorded. I used to want to reach in the radio with a baseball bat and hit Red Sovine.  >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MfMaxp8RU)

OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.
Red Sovine was definitely horrid.  :thumbdn:

Believe it or not, there's a sequel!  :aff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_fOaAXvxTE
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 04, 2011, 07:48:15 AM
Ummm.... :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdopjSrCH-Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdopjSrCH-Y)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 01:19:27 PM

Believe it or not, there's a sequel!  :aff:

I did not know that.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

Ummm.... :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdopjSrCH-Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdopjSrCH-Y)
A clear oversight on our respective parts.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Squidusa on April 04, 2011, 04:55:49 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0


Just because I can  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 04, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
Ludacris who? :orly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM

The perfect storm of faggotry!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 04, 2011, 05:28:33 PM
i am a bit late to butt in

but this has gotta be a contender
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 04, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
this makes me cringe
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 04, 2011, 05:47:24 PM
this makes me cringe
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE)

Yeah, the only good thing about it is the Queen sample. What a poseur.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Osensitive1 on April 04, 2011, 05:50:21 PM
Six pages already and no Yoko?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebMn0nDVs0
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 04, 2011, 05:51:29 PM
nah .... this is just too fuckin funny
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DzeVFuCpnk  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DzeVFuCpnk)

>
>
"Wham,  bam,  i am a man...."
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 04, 2011, 05:56:06 PM
i have found this, even worse
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 04, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
and this,  reminds me of family parties

in particular the awful memory of my mom and my aunties 'dancing'
 :hide:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 04, 2011, 08:08:54 PM
Wow! Yoko Oh No, Vanilla Ice and Black Lace all overlooked up until now. Good going troops!  :2thumbsup:  :lol:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 05, 2011, 12:10:39 AM
OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.
Red Sovine was definitely horrid.  :thumbdn:

Believe it or not, there's a sequel!  :aff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_fOaAXvxTE

I don't know why it's not showing, but I responded to this post yesterday.  :-\

Anyways. What I wanted to say was, I didn't believe it could get any worse, but the sequel was just  :facepalm2:.

Actually, it could get worse, you could be the poor person who's claim to fame was that your Mother *sang* (loose term), the song "Teddy Bear - The Sequel"...

how fucking embarrassing would that be!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 05, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
That would totally suck! My mother is cool, she would never have done anything that awful.  :agreed:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 05, 2011, 12:18:24 AM
OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.
Red Sovine was definitely horrid.  :thumbdn:

Believe it or not, there's a sequel!  :aff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_fOaAXvxTE

I don't know why it's not showing, but I responded to this post yesterday.  :-\

Anyways. What I wanted to say was, I didn't believe it could get any worse, but the sequel was just  :facepalm2:.

Actually, it could get worse, you could be the poor person who's claim to fame was that your Mother *sang* (loose term), the song "Teddy Bear - The Sequel"...

how fucking embarrassing would that be!

Thank you for re-posting! I agree, it's pretty embarrassing. It wasn't clear to me from the song itself, but the Wikipedia entry
said that "Teddy Bear's Last Ride" refers to the fact that one of the many 18-wheelers in the procession is used as the boy's hearse.
Would that even have been legal?  *reminds self...it's OK, it's only a song!*   :screwy:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 05, 2011, 06:52:02 AM
There is another really awful song,  don't know who sings it
but i think it's called 'is this the way to amarillo?'  or something like that

anyway it has to go on the list.  It's proper pants.


as is this 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6iENNnf08   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6iENNnf08)

>
>
oh god those awful memories of family parties again :facepalm:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 05, 2011, 06:57:43 AM
Ickily over-the-top slow-dance-type song,
heard it constantly at work in the 80s, hate it!  :mad:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghCxpKkUa0

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: sanefan on April 06, 2011, 02:02:25 AM
Cum fuckee suckee lickee macarena.  :thumbdn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE)

Cheech and Chong might make the Macarena more tolerable for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUDLiWMOssg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUDLiWMOssg)


My contribution to this list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M)

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 06, 2011, 02:18:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

^ OK, that is just...fuck...I don't even have the words. You pwnd us!

I guess the positive is that it seems that she caught a plane out of town at the end of it all.

Maybe she started a new life and morphed into this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiIJOB0GLW4&feature=related

The physical similarities should not go unnoticed! :P
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 06, 2011, 02:25:25 AM
Yes Gonorrhea did improve the Macarena.  :thumbup: Jan Terri and Divine might have been separated at birth.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Zippo on April 06, 2011, 03:16:49 PM
this is bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

nuff said.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 06, 2011, 03:18:21 PM
this is bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

nuff said.


Yes, and it got played to death back in the 80s and is still a staple on the station we have at work.   :bangbang:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 06, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
Wow, that must suck, getting rick-rolled at work every single day. :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 06, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
Wow, that must suck, getting rick-rolled at work every single day. :orly:

Yeah, every day that radio station has the "Way Back Lunch," in which they play 80s songs,
and then every weekend is the "Way Back Weekend," more of the same!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Zippo on April 06, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
i guess that meens its time to kill some disk jockys
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 06, 2011, 08:38:29 PM
i guess that meens its time to kill some disk jockys
:agreed: Here is an antidote to Rick Astley and douche bags radio personalities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llW_-7k4BVM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llW_-7k4BVM)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 07, 2011, 04:38:42 PM
I think ALL disk jockeys should be killed. :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on April 07, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
  http://youtu.be/JlMIzAl_nDo (http://youtu.be/JlMIzAl_nDo)


for some reason i cant get you tube link to work??
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 07, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
  http://youtu.be/JlMIzAl_nDo (http://youtu.be/JlMIzAl_nDo)


for some reason i cant get you tube link to work??

You're doing it wrong. Just copy and paste the URL from YouTube. No tags needed here.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 07, 2011, 08:13:17 PM
I actually think the Ramones are horrible, so I think they belong here :M

here is a bad bad bad bad bad song :( this band needs to ...just...stop


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei6Wr9zbfFA



Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 07, 2011, 08:51:54 PM
Yes Gonorrhea did improve the Macarena.  :thumbup: Jan Terri and Divine might have been separated at birth.  :lol:

The sad thing, like sad...this is how my brain attachs to music....last night I have a random tune in my head....then a "I don't wanna lose you tonight" go through my head..... :zombiefuck:

Then I just watched the video again...it's so cheesy, it's attacked my brain!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 07, 2011, 08:57:21 PM
I actually think the Ramones are horrible, so I think they belong here :M

You are a bad person eris. For some reason I like you anyway. :hug: I channeled The Ramones just now. Dee Dee says no hard feelings, the others say bugger off.  :zoinks:

Yes Gonorrhea did improve the Macarena.  :thumbup: Jan Terri and Divine might have been separated at birth.  :lol:

The sad thing, like sad...this is how my brain attachs to music....last night I have a random tune in my head....then a "I don't wanna lose you tonight" go through my head..... :zombiefuck:

Then I just watched the video again...it's so cheesy, it's attacked my brain!
There there Eclair. :hug: Rick Astley can't hurt you anymore.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: DukeNukem on April 07, 2011, 08:59:05 PM
I think the Ramones suck, too. :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 07, 2011, 09:27:11 PM
I actually think the Ramones are horrible, so I think they belong here :M

You are a bad person eris. For some reason I like you anyway. :hug: I channeled The Ramones just now. Dee Dee says no hard feelings, the others say bugger off.  :zoinks:

Yes Gonorrhea did improve the Macarena.  :thumbup: Jan Terri and Divine might have been separated at birth.  :lol:

The sad thing, like sad...this is how my brain attachs to music....last night I have a random tune in my head....then a "I don't wanna lose you tonight" go through my head..... :zombiefuck:

Then I just watched the video again...it's so cheesy, it's attacked my brain!
There there Eclair. :hug: Rick Astley can't hurt you anymore.

The only thing I recall the Ramones useful for was "Rock and Roll High School" cheesily played at our school dances by useless dj's.

Ricky baby was never much chop to me. You realise I was talking about the Jan Terri song "I Don't Wanna Lose You Tonight'?

Not Ricky boy's 'Never Gonna Give You Up'?

Although both played within earshot of a lover will guarantee they will run screaming from your apartment in pure fear!

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 07, 2011, 09:34:19 PM
I hope you surmised that rather than trying it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2011, 09:41:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlMIzAl_nDo 

for some reason i cant get you tube link to work??

Here it is, just quote this post to see how I did it.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 07, 2011, 09:46:26 PM
cbc is a secret genius
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2011, 09:47:21 PM
cbc is a secret genius

Thank you eris! Once you get your MBA, you can be my business manager, and we'll both be rich!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 07, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
ooh, then you would be bankrupt :S cause I know nothing about business.

That was a mistake I made. what Im really getting is a MA in Philosophy, and right now I have a BA


but I am very qualified to discuss the meaning of your loss ?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2011, 10:04:33 PM
ooh, then you would be bankrupt :S cause I know nothing about business.

That was a mistake I made. what Im really getting is a MA in Philosophy, and right now I have a BA


but I am very qualified to discuss the meaning of your loss ?

Good, we should discuss my philosophy about money, and figure out what it all means!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 08, 2011, 03:32:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7woSjMPreA
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 08, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
^ The pure joy of this song is lost in translation for me....

However....in the beginning...it sounds like he repeats "Asslick" several times!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 08, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
^ The pure joy of this song is lost in translation for me....

However....in the beginning...it sounds like he repeats "Asslick" several times!  :zoinks:
That explains the ring around his mouth.  :zombiefuck: :lol:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 08, 2011, 10:11:23 PM
^ The pure joy of this song is lost in translation for me....

However....in the beginning...it sounds like he repeats "Asslick" several times!  :zoinks:
That explains the ring around his mouth.  :zombiefuck: :lol:


:spitscreen: OMG...belly laugh!  :plus:

ps...I am scrolling back to see what fucker posted that Jan Fucking Terry song...it's still in my head ffs!!!!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Eclair on April 09, 2011, 04:48:40 AM
How have we got so far without the tragedy that is, "Walking on Sunshine"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2011, 06:55:20 PM
I remembered Katrina as hotter than ^^^ that.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2011, 06:57:24 PM
I remembered Katrina as hotter than ^^^ that.  :dunno:

It was the 80s. A lot of people and things that seemed hot back then have aged badly.   :emosad:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2011, 07:00:59 PM
I remembered Katrina as hotter than ^^^ that.  :dunno:

It was the 80s. A lot of people and things that seemed hot back then have aged badly.   :emosad:
You were 19 in 85 weren't you?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2011, 07:02:06 PM
I remembered Katrina as hotter than ^^^ that.  :dunno:

It was the 80s. A lot of people and things that seemed hot back then have aged badly.   :emosad:
You were 19 in 85 weren't you?

Yes, but I've actually gotten better.   :cheer:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
Were you real spazzy at 19?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2011, 07:07:33 PM
Were you real spazzy at 19?

Oh yes. I had a pair of jeans with zippers down the outside of each calf, which I had to unzip in order to fit my mighty legs into the jeans,
and looking back, I can see that I was quite odd and even occasionally a bit creepy in my interactions with others in the college dorm!   :asthing:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2011, 07:17:25 PM
Were you real spazzy at 19?

Oh yes. I had a pair of jeans with zippers down the outside of each calf, which I had to unzip in order to fit my mighty legs into the jeans,
and looking back, I can see that I was quite odd and even occasionally a bit creepy in my interactions with others in the college dorm!   :asthing:
I don't know exactly what I would have done if I had been in college at 19. I am pretty sure I would have fucked it up. In all my military courses there were Navy Petty Officers and Marine NCOs to fuck with me if I slacked off.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2011, 07:18:38 PM
Were you real spazzy at 19?

Oh yes. I had a pair of jeans with zippers down the outside of each calf, which I had to unzip in order to fit my mighty legs into the jeans,
and looking back, I can see that I was quite odd and even occasionally a bit creepy in my interactions with others in the college dorm!   :asthing:
I don't know exactly what I would have done if I had been in college at 19. I am pretty sure I would have fucked it up. In all my military courses there were Navy Petty Officers and Marine NCOs to fuck with me if I slacked off.

I didn't do very well myself. I should have learned a trade!   :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 05:40:32 PM
This 80s lameness just popped into my head today...
   WTF are they even talking about?!  :zoinks:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9okL8JucF-o
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 12, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
This 80s lameness just popped into my head today...
   WTF are they even talking about?!  :zoinks:



Good catch cbc. Toto sucked. Here is another suck Toto song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-XldXGxqDk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-XldXGxqDk)

And bad shit from down under.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc&feature=related)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
  The Black Eyed Peas make me cranky!   :bangbang:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 12, 2011, 06:03:11 PM
 :indeed: With all the shit music available we can keep this going for a while.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
:indeed: With all the shit music available we can keep this going for a while.

And just think, there's new shit being recorded every day, all over the world!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
   Rod Stewart, what were you thinking?  :facepalm2:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26l9j_rod-stewart-love-touch_music
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 07:43:02 PM
Olivia Newton-John, what were you thinking?  :dunno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydxdWaoOJg
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 12, 2011, 07:48:26 PM
    Sheena Easton, wha- Oh never mind.  :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVXdjF_5n6Q
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: midlifeaspie on April 12, 2011, 08:05:33 PM
Didn't even get the best Men At Work song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcu7OCIqlqE
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Diesel on April 14, 2011, 05:03:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 15, 2011, 12:06:35 AM
I made it through the first 40 seconds of that Diesel.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2011, 04:07:18 AM
I made it through the first 40 seconds of that Diesel.  :zombiefuck:

   I listened to the whole thing, it's genius!  It's bad on purpose, and I relate to the singer's wardrobe issues.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on April 15, 2011, 04:11:07 AM
I made it through the first 40 seconds of that Diesel.  :zombiefuck:

   I listened to the whole thing, it's genius!  It's bad on purpose, and I relate to the singer's wardrobe issues.  :zoinks:
Okay I managed to struggle through to the 59 second mark. If she ever does a jello commercial in that green outfit sales will plummet.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 15, 2011, 11:29:15 AM
I love bad music some times



edit: ooh and the recording is bad too. and Morrissey in a pink shirt. you all would really hate this song :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB31_P63-ng&feature=related
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: eris on April 21, 2011, 01:09:54 AM
ok, thought this would be a good place to say it


bad song ? how about a bad band !

They ripped of Souxie


listen to the beginning of this ( bad song ! )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3zvDVG2U4




now, listen to this genius woman ( GREAT SONG !!! )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeBMHnJqAvM






fuck MSI

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Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 02:12:41 PM
               Savor the cheesiness!  :autism:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelbhjQ98i8
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on May 15, 2011, 04:59:34 PM
Good choice to bump this thread with CBC. Toto does suck.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 05:01:24 PM
Good choice to bump this thread with CBC. Toto does suck.  :2thumbsup:

 I have to say, with all due respect to anyone who might like them, just about everything of theirs is crap!  Except for  "99."   :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2011, 05:04:51 PM
  This is a newish one that makes me cranky as hell!  :mad:

       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbhK4TpIggE
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 26, 2011, 04:28:55 PM
 This one creeped me out back in the early 70s.  :zombiefuck:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 26, 2011, 06:22:46 PM
This is a fucking shocker.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ywbMRhu0bEc (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ywbMRhu0bEc)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 27, 2011, 01:26:16 AM
Heard a neighbour play this the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eo-8ZDaTb0

Hated it as a kid already, and it had this horrid way of getting stuck in your head.

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Scrapheap on June 27, 2011, 01:31:54 AM
This one creeped me out back in the early 70s.  :zombiefuck:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4

Even Cheech & Chong made fun of Helen Reddy.  ::)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on June 27, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
This one creeped me out back in the early 70s.  :zombiefuck:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQKyGt_I5L4

Even Cheech & Chong made fun of Helen Reddy.  ::)

Did you know that 'I Am Woman' was written by a man?
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Post by: Icequeen on June 27, 2011, 10:18:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly5fwalNxmk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CyNvEfWoE
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 17, 2011, 05:37:26 AM
  Alas, where has he gone?
 We need more songs like this!  :zoinks:


 Don Johnson - Heartbeat (1986) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Phallacy on August 17, 2011, 08:46:57 PM
Want some bad music? Then listen to this:

Animals As Leaders - "CAFO" Prosthetic Records (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc#noexternalembed-ws)

Pointless, palm-muted vibrato gui-tard wankery. No actual songwriting ability, and a lifeless production sound. This must be your typical "deathcore" band, right? No, this is "djent", the latest musical trend for metalcore fags who want to seem sophisticated (by listening to what amounts to extremely contrived jazz-fusion)! Ha ha ha! :orly:
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Post by: Osensitive1 on August 17, 2011, 09:18:54 PM
Very repetitious, though the visuals kept me going. What was that thing? Is it something real?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on August 18, 2011, 04:20:42 AM
Who remembers Antmusic then??

They were so much better before they had the hits.  Adam Ant (Stuart Goddard) was quite
hot too,  but not at the end.  Too much money and fame, maybe.  Anyway i loathe this
song,  it is just poo
Adam & The Ants - Ant Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtzHxr-7g8#)



but nevermind, watch this instead

This is worth a listen.  This was one he did early on and was never really a hit, just a 'B' side
Adam & The Ants - Physical (The B-Side) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGFVna9Sgc0#)

this was recorded in '77
Deutscher Girls by Adam Ant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmg3JKHAcM#)
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Post by: P7PSP on August 18, 2011, 09:39:58 AM
Ugh! Adam Ant did suck indeed.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Frolic_Fun on August 18, 2011, 10:34:29 AM
Lio - Banana Split (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on August 18, 2011, 02:43:19 PM
Bland happy clappy shit.  Very bland.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Frolic_Fun on August 21, 2011, 08:30:11 AM
It IS a bad song thread, after all.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Calavera on August 21, 2011, 08:43:25 AM
Check this one out:

Boys boys boys - Sabrina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Phallacy on August 22, 2011, 10:48:01 PM
Maybe not so much as bad as just flat out strange.

Jandek - What Can I Say, What Can I Sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCCmKDNKpKA#)

Apparently, this is not part of any conceivable musical genre. Just some guy strumming a badly-tuned guitar and singing in a creepy way.

I LURV IT!!! :autism:

EDIT: Listened to the album, not worth it.
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Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 23, 2011, 12:13:09 AM
Dunno if these 2 were mentioned, but anyway:

Pat Wilson - Bop Girl (1983) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wOQmlG_jf4#)

haysi fantayzee - shiny shiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjsnkIP4ddo#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 24, 2011, 05:07:13 PM
This thread has made me aware of suck songs that I had (thankfully) never previously heard of. I can't recall if I previously posted this 1990s turd, if I have it deserves mention again for really sucking.  :litigious:
Len-Steal my sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk04-C_92ME#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 26, 2011, 06:42:48 AM
How has Creed not been mentioned yet in this thread? This crap almost sounds like a deliberate parody of a late 70s rock band (think pussy stuff like Kansas) performed by The Amazing Rythm Aces on a batch of substandard acid.  :thumbdn:

Creed-Higher with Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFoLBcNyKI#) 
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 29, 2011, 07:12:38 PM
With legs wide open was pretty bad, as well.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 29, 2011, 08:00:39 PM
With legs wide open was pretty bad, as well.
:agreed: They are not a one shit wonder.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 29, 2011, 08:56:49 PM
Dunno if this was mentioned, but here goes

Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnOvjWXhpkI#)

Blech!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 29, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
Didn't she have cancer a few years ago?
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 29, 2011, 09:38:42 PM
Didn't she have cancer a few years ago?

 Yes, although the Wikipedia account is a bit confusing.   :orly:


 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Minogue#Cancer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Minogue#Cancer)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 29, 2011, 09:44:16 PM
Marie Fredriksson got cancer too.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 29, 2011, 10:35:20 PM
Nothing to do with music, but does anybody norice a similarity between these two?

(http://digitaljournal.com/img/1/2/4/5/1/6/i/4/7/5/o/Roger_Federer66.jpg)

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/899-14859.gif)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 29, 2011, 11:41:06 PM
One is Antonio Banderas, who is the other?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 29, 2011, 11:58:00 PM
One is Antonio Banderas, who is the other?

 His name is Roger Federer, and he appears to be an athlete of some kind.  :tard:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 12:07:38 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 12:09:56 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:

 Juliette Lewis is too young to be his mother.  (I think.)   :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 12:14:05 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:

 Juliette Lewis is too young to be his mother.  (I think.)   :orly:
If you have nothing better to contribute bugger off Weeble.  :indeed: :hahaha: :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 12:16:20 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:

 Juliette Lewis is too young to be his mother.  (I think.)   :orly:
If you have nothing better to contribute bugger off Weeble.  :indeed: :hahaha: :zoinks:

 I would like to contribute my opinion of your post.  :fingers:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 12:18:36 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:

 Juliette Lewis is too young to be his mother.  (I think.)   :orly:
If you have nothing better to contribute bugger off Weeble.  :indeed: :hahaha: :zoinks:

 I would like to contribute my opinion of your post.  :fingers:
More negativity I see. You miss are a nattering nabob of negativity.  ::)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 12:20:52 AM
Is Federer the love child of Banderas and Juliette Lewis?  :dunno:

 Juliette Lewis is too young to be his mother.  (I think.)   :orly:
If you have nothing better to contribute bugger off Weeble.  :indeed: :hahaha: :zoinks:

 I would like to contribute my opinion of your post.  :fingers:
More negativity I see. You miss are a nattering nabob of negativity.  ::)

 Awww, don't go away mad.  :hug:   Just go away. :P
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Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 12:23:27 AM
:fart:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 12:26:46 AM
:fart:

 I am not afraid of your gaseous emissions, I am protected behind my computer!   :hahaha:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 30, 2011, 12:42:07 AM
I think Federer is more the lovechild of Banderas and Martina Navratilova. Notice how he flicks back his hair?
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Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 12:54:36 AM
I think Federer is more the lovechild of Banderas and Martina Navratilova. Notice how he flicks back his hair?
Good point TCO.  :thumbup:

See how solutions can be reached when people cooperate instead of getting nasty CBC?
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2011, 01:00:03 AM
I think Federer is more the lovechild of Banderas and Martina Navratilova. Notice how he flicks back his hair?
Good point TCO.  :thumbup:

See how solutions can be reached when people cooperate instead of getting nasty CBC?

 My goodness, you're right!  All these years I've been a bitch on wheels!
 
 Now I see the light, thanks to the sweetest little lamb who ever posted on a forum!
 
 May God bless you!   :2thumbsup: :heart:
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Post by: P7PSP on August 30, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
I think Federer is more the lovechild of Banderas and Martina Navratilova. Notice how he flicks back his hair?
Good point TCO.  :thumbup:

See how solutions can be reached when people cooperate instead of getting nasty CBC?

 My goodness, you're right!  All these years I've been a bitch on wheels! 
 Now I see the light, thanks to the sweetest little lamb who ever posted on a forum! 
 May God bless you!   :2thumbsup: :heart:
:hug:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 30, 2011, 01:47:28 PM

Greenlandic. Ilinnut tusartillara.with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraZY7no0aI#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 17, 2011, 06:34:51 AM

Greenlandic. Ilinnut tusartillara.with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraZY7no0aI#)

 Oh dear god.  :zombiefuck:


 Here's one that I personally kind of like,
 but it's bound to make the guys sick!  :zoinks:


 SNEAKER - MORE THAN JUST THE TWO OF US (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhvJ31M3Rs#)

 
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Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 12:41:46 PM
The BJ's have a plethora of bad songs. This POS from 1975 is illustrative of their annoyance factor. Whoever first called them Australia's Beatles might have had it in for Australia and The Beatles.
Bee Gees- Jive Talkin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjITlgqlHo#)
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Post by: eris on September 17, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
this pretty much sums up everything bad about the current music "scene" scene. I hate this band.

"Low" Screamo Version (Brokencyde) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVZ5Up_2GdI#ws)
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Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 12:48:00 PM
I pointed my Glock 36 at the screen 38 seconds into that ^^^ one.  :thumbdn:
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Post by: eris on September 17, 2011, 12:50:26 PM
i hate how it is called screamo in the description. Stupid kids calling everything screamo just cause someone screams. That isnt screamo, that isnt what screamo is. This shit it sounds like screaming over rap music. it is called  "scene" and bands like that should just fucking die

it's a fucking shame but that seems to be the direction some music is going.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 01:00:37 PM
Kenny Loggins - gaying up the radio with shit music since the 1970s.  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:
Top Gun - Highway to the Dangerzone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o#)

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 01:04:17 PM
And while we are on the subject of Kenny Loggins.

COLONIC IRRIGATION HOME UNIT www.pinkboard.co.uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-neEd0arEg#)
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Post by: skyblue1 on September 17, 2011, 01:07:49 PM
And while we are on the subject of Kenny Loggins.

COLONIC IRRIGATION HOME UNIT [url=http://www.pinkboard.co.uk]www.pinkboard.co.uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-neEd0arEg#)[/url]
I  liked Loggins and Messina, but not Loggins alone
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 17, 2011, 05:21:34 PM
I pointed my Glock 36 at the screen 38 seconds into that ^^^ one.  :thumbdn:

 Do you always pack a gun when posting online?   :orly:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 05:26:13 PM
I pointed my Glock 36 at the screen 38 seconds into that ^^^ one.  :thumbdn:

 Do you always pack a gun when posting online?   :orly:
It's not packing if it just happens to be on my computer desk.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 17, 2011, 05:31:22 PM
I pointed my Glock 36 at the screen 38 seconds into that ^^^ one.  :thumbdn:

 Do you always pack a gun when posting online?   :orly:
It's not packing if it just happens to be on my computer desk.

 And what might it be doing on your computer desk, sir?  :police:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 17, 2011, 05:35:47 PM
PPK: I couldn't stand Fartloose... er Footloose.

Also, some of the pre 1966 stuff from the Bee Gees did sound incredibly like the Beatles, though a little lacking in substance.

Example:

Bee Gees - Claustrophobia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNCQtpCxQ5Y#)

Also it was rumoured that "New York Mining Disaster 1941" was issued to radio stations without a label (as an example) and the DJ's thought it was the new Beatles' single.
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Post by: P7PSP on September 17, 2011, 10:55:40 PM
They still suck compared to the good stuff from Australia like INXS, The Church and Divynyls.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 18, 2011, 02:36:15 AM
And there's Ayers Rock, Chain, Masters Apprentices, Madder Lake, Billy Thorpe & The Aztecs, Skyhooks and the La De Das.

They were all good too.

The Sharp were crap, as were the later incarnation of Sherbet - Highway.
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on September 19, 2011, 05:39:32 AM
PPK you requested this song? :orly:

5 6 7 8's - woo hoo - (j ross show) - vcd [jeffz].mpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJv0rx5g-c#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on September 19, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
 :lol: Yes, thank you.  :plus:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on September 23, 2011, 02:18:55 AM
Amy Winehouse sure fucked up this old Shirelles song.  :thumbdn: She wasn't 1/2 the singer that Shirley Owens is.

Amy Winehouse - Will you still love me tomorrow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwN806lLKZQ#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 04:59:51 AM
Bump.
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Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:04:18 AM
YMCA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k#noexternalembed)


c'mon,  do the arm movements too please..

it is the kind of cheesy track your Aunty Doris makes you
dance to at family do's.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:04:59 AM
doh
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:06:49 AM
YMCA - Village People HD quality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bieBzURQ9U#)
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Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:07:55 AM
doh...i give up
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Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:20:09 AM
forget village people,  check out this
Roy Wood (Wizzard) - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - TOTP 1984 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64n7iS-P1GY#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 05:26:56 AM
 :agreed: Roy Woods sucks. In keeping with the suck Christmas songs theme,

Christmas Music - " Jingle Bells ( Barking ) " (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKkY9HMunxA#)

I want to break the radio when I hear those fucking dogs barking.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:33:38 AM
oh that is bad!
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 14, 2011, 05:38:05 AM
 Most Christmas songs make me nuts, especially when I go to work and the kitchen radio,
 stationed right above my work bench, is tuned to a station that plays all Christmas music
 all the time.  Hearing 6 versions of  "Here Comes Santa Claus"  every day makes me feel evil!  :grrr:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 05:40:24 AM
Well you are evil.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 14, 2011, 05:41:56 AM
Well you are evil.  :hahaha:

 Only when provoked.  :mwhaha:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 05:46:25 AM
show me emotion tra la la la la

Boney M - Brown Girl In The Ring (1978) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U9feOlPqhU#)
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 05:53:16 AM
 :thumbdn: Those are some of the worst stage clothes ever used.  :zombiefuck:
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Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 06:30:33 AM
just OTT....but funny
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Binty on October 14, 2011, 07:25:29 AM
Def Leppard - Photograph (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs#)

 :headbang2:
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Post by: V on October 14, 2011, 07:43:07 AM

Original version Spain "Baila el Chiki chiki" (English sub.) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udVl4XNx4PM#)
Hard to beat this. 
Just ofr the record its a joke song that ended up being Spain´s submission for eurovision some years ago and the guy is a humorist on Buenafuente(one of the best stand up comedian tv shows in spain)

Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 10:44:54 AM
 :agreed: All of the Eurovision videos I have seen are awful.
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: bodie on October 14, 2011, 10:53:42 AM
hey, that is pretty bad
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: Binty on October 14, 2011, 11:04:47 AM
Ukraine - Verka Serduchka - Eurovision 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo#ws)

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.
Post by: P7PSP on October 14, 2011, 11:08:03 AM
 :lol: I think that ^^^ vid right there is what initially convinced me that Eurovision is awful.
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Post by: Binty on October 14, 2011, 11:18:57 AM
I think that video is brilliant  8)
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Post by: eris on October 14, 2011, 11:25:41 AM
pornogrind is just horrible

sounds like one big fart

Spermswamp - Vomit Is A Good Lubricant (Even With The Chuncks) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSvxYgXHmpA#)
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Post by: Phallacy on October 14, 2011, 11:42:23 AM
pornogrind is just horrible

sounds like one big fart

Spermswamp - Vomit Is A Good Lubricant (Even With The Chuncks) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSvxYgXHmpA#)

:facepalm2: to that band.

I heard better music from a floppy disk drive.

The Singing 1541 Floppy Drive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnMgmlKi_o#)
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Post by: eris on October 14, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
I've heard better music from Birttany Spears.

Pornogrind is just an abomination. Slam Death is alright, for the most part. But the inhaling thing is just weird.

this just sounds like someone is watching porn though static and the dog is barking

Acquired Syphilis - Asscult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCDSytu5V0g#)

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Post by: P7PSP on December 21, 2011, 02:09:04 AM
This shit is so gay I am relieved that Eur N Vision is not broadcast in North America. It keeps me from falling asleep and waking up from a nightmare.

Ukraine - Verka Serduchka - Eurovision 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo#ws)

 :zoinks:
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Post by: 'andersom' on December 21, 2011, 02:58:57 AM
This shit is so gay I am relieved that Eur N Vision is not broadcast in North America. It keeps me from falling asleep and waking up from a nightmare.

Ukraine - Verka Serduchka - Eurovision 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo#ws)

 :zoinks:

The Eurovision Song festival has a very high CAMP level indeed
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Post by: V on December 22, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
This was barely acceptable in spanish so they decided to make an english version to show that they can make a fool of themselves on several languages

Las Ketchup - Asereje Ingles Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9or4aJ4QvRo#)
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Post by: P7PSP on December 22, 2011, 02:40:50 PM
Sounds like ABBA derived pop.  :thumbdn:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 28, 2011, 07:41:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/TowRCGDH37w? (http://www.youtube.com/embed/TowRCGDH37w?)
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Post by: renaeden on December 28, 2011, 08:52:07 PM
^Your links turn out that way, have you tried copying the address from the top of the page? That way they can be watched on Intensity.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 28, 2011, 08:54:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/TowRCGDH37w? (http://www.youtube.com/embed/TowRCGDH37w?)

 the vagina song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TowRCGDH37w#)

   Fixed Her Majesty's link. :thumbup:
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Post by: renaeden on December 28, 2011, 08:55:19 PM
Yeah, like that. :D
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 29, 2011, 03:43:53 PM
^Your links turn out that way, have you tried copying the address from the top of the page? That way they can be watched on Intensity.

I'd tried every which way I could to get them to play using the gobbleydegook at the bottom, but it never came out the way everyone else's did.  I didn't want to ask what the secret was because I was afraid it was going to be too complicated for me to follow.  Thanks. 
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Post by: renaeden on December 30, 2011, 01:09:35 AM
^Your links turn out that way, have you tried copying the address from the top of the page? That way they can be watched on Intensity.
I'd tried every which way I could to get them to play using the gobbleydegook at the bottom, but it never came out the way everyone else's did.  I didn't want to ask what the secret was because I was afraid it was going to be too complicated for me to follow.  Thanks.
Yeah that stuff at the bottom is complicated and they keep changing it. I liked how they had it about a year ago. Then they made it suck. I tried to put something on my blog a few days ago and had to use the old html code option they have. What a pain.
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Post by: P7PSP on February 25, 2012, 08:22:37 PM
Golden Shower Of Hits - Circle Jerks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkeNXyfNSbE#ws)
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Post by: Al Swearegen on February 25, 2012, 08:52:35 PM
This was barely acceptable in spanish so they decided to make an english version to show that they can make a fool of themselves on several languages

Las Ketchup - Asereje Ingles Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9or4aJ4QvRo#)

Watched this one Las Ketchup - Asereje (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf0N-msiQBQ#ws) and you know...it is catching and decent background music. They can not dance for shit though.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2012, 07:00:06 PM
 
 
:autism:

 Europe - The Final Countdown(with lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ#)
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Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2012, 07:13:26 PM
 
 
:autism:

 Europe - The Final Countdown(with lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ#)
That almost sounds like they plagiarized one of those shitty Rocky soundtracks.  :thumbdn:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 09, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
 
 
:autism:

 Europe - The Final Countdown(with lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ#)
That almost sounds like they plagiarized one of those shitty Rocky soundtracks.  :thumbdn:

 It's so crummy it's beautiful!  :2thumbsup:
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Post by: P7PSP on April 09, 2012, 07:29:33 PM
Now this shitty song reminds me of the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer.

Bay city rollers-Saturday night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJjI6SXFFPc#)
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Post by: P7PSP on June 30, 2012, 09:58:27 PM
Bump one of my few successful threads started.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 30, 2012, 10:11:52 PM
Bump one of my few successful threads started.

    Here's a weirdly earnest song from long ago.  :autism:

Mike Curb Congregation - Burning Bridges with lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReUaQlsZZ5I#)
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 05, 2012, 06:12:56 PM
  Here it is, time for some more really shitty songs!   :2thumbsup:
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Post by: P7PSP on November 05, 2012, 09:56:09 PM
 :indeed: it is. Damned if the original version of Jambalaya isn't the worst I have heard yet. Down right Gay-O. :ghey:

Jambalaya on the Bayou - Hank Williams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKOVPXhlnE#)
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Post by: Jesse on November 06, 2012, 07:16:22 PM
worst album in the world right here.

Metallica & Lou Reed - Lulu (FULL ALBUM) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PASqOZBaVxk#)

 :thumbdn:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2012, 12:36:21 PM
  I heard this    :mirage:    yesterday, it's a classic!
  Styx-Mr. Roboto Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ybp_YFo7I#)
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Post by: P7PSP on December 02, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
 :agreed: Styx didn't always suck, but when they did they created a huge vacuum.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 02, 2012, 06:03:24 PM
:agreed: Styx didn't always suck, but when they did they created a huge vacuum.

 That's a nice way to put it.  A friend of mine likes to say, of anything particularly lame,
 that it  "sucks a football through a straw."  This song qualifies for that high praise.  :P
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Post by: P7PSP on December 02, 2012, 06:47:38 PM
:agreed: Styx didn't always suck, but when they did they created a huge vacuum.

 That's a nice way to put it.  A friend of mine likes to say, of anything particularly lame,
 that it  "sucks a football through a straw."  This song qualifies for that high praise.  :P

  :indeed:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 22, 2016, 06:08:13 AM
  Sorry if this has already been posted,
  it deserves a repost in honor of Toni Tennille's new memoir.  :trollskull:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0iAlSsQBA