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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
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(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16816.0;attach=12017;image)
What's her phone # already??
PM it to me!!!
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I'd fuck your mom :thumbup:
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(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16816.0;attach=12017;image)
What's her phone # already??
PM it to me!!!
her number is 5 555 555 555 555 555 5855
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
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(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16816.0;attach=12017;image)
What's her phone # already??
PM it to me!!!
her number is 5 555 555 555 555 555 5855
:grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!
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If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!
there is a reason im not going to tell her of this thread... either that or ill give her the link just to laugh as she freaked shit
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture! :orly:
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture! :orly:
and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...
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If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!
there is a reason im not going to tell her of this thread... either that or ill give her the link just to laugh as she freaked shit
Listen, I'm thinking. If you could pass on her number to Scrap, and then she could report back as to the miniature size of his cock, all would be good.
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture! :orly:
and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...
I suppose as long as she doesn't ever go online you might be safe! :thumbup:
*speed-dials Zippo's mom to tell her everything!* :ninja:
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
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I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll? :orly:
she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture! :orly:
and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...
I suppose as long as she doesn't ever go online you might be safe! :thumbup:
*speed-dials Zippo's mom to tell her everything!* :ninja:
*shoots the phones microphone with a blowdart while could be cousin presses the buttons* NO ONE SPEED DIALS MY MOTHER TO RAT ME OUT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
Shame. That might have put you ahead of Richard, Lit, and Scrappy as the biggest perv on the site.
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
would you do it for a milllon dollars ?
would you do it for a billion dollars ?
would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?
would you do it save someone you love from dying ?
would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
would you do it for a milllon dollars ?
would you do it for a billion dollars ?
would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?
would you do it save someone you love from dying ?
would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?
I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
would you do it for a milllon dollars ?
would you do it for a billion dollars ?
would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?
would you do it save someone you love from dying ?
would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?
in order from top to bottom
no
yes
no
no
maybe... joking, thats a no
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so you would do your own mom for a billion dollars. That's awesome :)
I'd do her for free
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She is very beautiful I'd be another in the sur thing camp :2thumbsup:
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As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
would you do it for a milllon dollars ?
would you do it for a billion dollars ?
would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?
would you do it save someone you love from dying ?
would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?
I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
Yeah, Slutheap will do anything, with anyone...but there's no way he'd lower himself and post pics of his cockalicious.
He has Standards.
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Zippo your Mum is very cute.
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She's not really my type but I do like a lot of older women :P
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
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She's not really my type but I do like a lot of older women :P
You also like a lot of younger women. :P
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Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
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Zippo, I think your mother is very cute but there's no way I would fuck her.
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I would :toporly:
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I would :toporly:
What a suprise :zoinks:
Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
You're saying that to attempt to annoy Zippo, Fail.
Do you ever actually quit acting so retarded? , I mean seriously , you have absolutely no wit , no intelligence and you have the flaming ability of an icecube. :hahaha:
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
:zombiefuck:
Really wish I hadn't read that now. :sick:
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Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
So she wouldn't scream when she saw you :zoinks:
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Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
So she wouldn't scream when she saw you :zoinks:
That was a gentle thought indeed. :thumbup:
Thanks for explaining Parts, I had read it in another way.
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Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
So she wouldn't scream when she saw you :zoinks:
That was a gentle thought indeed. :thumbup:
Thanks for explaining Parts, I had read it in another way.
:LMAO:
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
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I'm sure zippo is wanking furiously to it.
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that way...
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that way...
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that way...
She asked for it. :zoinks:
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You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
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You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
Agreed.
Funny maybe , but pretty disrespectful to the person that brought you into this world. :thumbdn:
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Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.
I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:
But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.
Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that way...
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
yes but i was not expecting to hear remarks about my mother masturbating... fucking my mom comments yes but masturbating no... i dont know why i feel her masturbating is worse... i guess maybe its because its now talking about her and not about a hypothetical "Would you"... does that make sense?
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You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
Even the way the title is phrased is a bit unusual, so yes...you can't act all offended by what Shleed says Zippo, you are the one who wants to poll people to see if she's hot.
And yes Tart, agree.
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You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
Agreed.
Funny maybe , but pretty disrespectful to the person that brought you into this world. :thumbdn:
Ditto.
I don't see any point whining when you brought this upon yourself, Zippo. It's a bit unusual to ask if people think your mother is fuckable, hinting that you too may want to aswell.
So take it like a man and fufill those incestual urges. :thumbup:
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Your moms hot.
(http://emotibot.net/pix/59.jpg)
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You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
Agreed.
Funny maybe , but pretty disrespectful to the person that brought you into this world. :thumbdn:
Ditto.
I don't see any point whining when you brought this upon yourself, Zippo. It's a bit unusual to ask if people think your mother is fuckable, hinting that you too may want to aswell.
So take it like a man and fufill those incestual urges. :thumbup:
*sigh* your right, i should have expected something like that to come out of someones mouth... this is one of the most perverse sites on the internet after all xD
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.
Even the way the title is phrased is a bit unusual, so yes...you can't act all offended by what Shleed says Zippo, you are the one who wants to poll people to see if she's hot.
And yes Tart, agree.
yes, eris suggested i do this and of course i do on the spur of the moment thinking "that would he fucking hilarious." without thinking... XD
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Looks like Zippo mom is secretly using his account. Anyway, I'd hit it.
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
i know. :zoinks: it was a premonition :zoinks: :zoinks:
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
i know. :zoinks: it was a premonition :zoinks: :zoinks:
You're like fucking Madam Cleo! :2thumbsup: :viking:
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
i know. :zoinks: it was a premonition :zoinks: :zoinks:
You're like fucking Madam Cleo! :2thumbsup: :viking:
nah it came to me in the 'tea leaves' :zoinks:
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
i know. :zoinks: it was a premonition :zoinks: :zoinks:
You're like fucking Madam Cleo! :2thumbsup: :viking:
nah it came to me in the 'tea leaves' :zoinks:
im guessing thats a pot reference? either way 'tea leaves' are awesome... weather they are the kind that taste good or the kind that make you think everything tastes good.
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I'd nail her. :thumbup:
Bored of France already???? lol
I leave for France on Sunday bodie. :zoinks:
i know. :zoinks: it was a premonition :zoinks: :zoinks:
You're like fucking Madam Cleo! :2thumbsup: :viking:
nah it came to me in the 'tea leaves' :zoinks:
Thats cockney for something right? :zoinks:
I forgot what it means though :-[
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Is it too late to get on the waiting list? :eyebrows:
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I saw her and thought three things.
She is cute
She is probably too young for me even in theory
Hang on? She is the Mother of one of the members here and she is that age? WTF?????
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(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6832275/Hit-on-your-MOM-LIKE-A-BOSS.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=LIKE-A-BOSS)
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I was thinking to get a real accurate answer you should submit a demo tape :eyebrows:
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Zippo get me your mother's info. I like to help people out and this would only entail 2hr 15m of flight time each way and $360 round trip. :viking: :2thumbsup: :vibe: :vibrator: :booty: :afterglow:
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How old are you, Zippo?
That woman is ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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That title just sounds wrong.
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That title just sounds wrong.
Yeah, but his mother is hot.
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That title just sounds wrong.
Yeah, but his mother is hot.
No doubt.
Just trying for once not to sound like a perv, that's all. :autism:
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That title just sounds wrong.
Yeah, but his mother is hot.
No doubt.
Just trying for once not to sound like a perv, that's all. :autism:
Like that's gonna work. :hahaha:
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That title just sounds wrong.
There's another thread like this of his around somewhere. Maybe just a weird week or something.
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
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That title just sounds wrong.
There's another thread like this of his around somewhere. Maybe just a weird week or something.
With another picture of his mom? :autism:
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I think she's fugly. :orly:
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I think she's fugly. :orly:
I bet you'd still screw her though :bounce: :headbang2:
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I think she's fugly. :orly:
I bet you'd still screw her though :bounce: :headbang2:
If she put on a sheepskin jacket and tried her best to fight him off on all fours :zoinks:
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Or it gets the hose?
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Correct and Gluey is a damn good shot with the hose apparently
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
The guy who plays Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs is the same guy who plays Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in Monk. It took me forever to figure out where I had seen him before.
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
The guy who plays Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs is the same guy who plays Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in Monk. It took me forever to figure out where I had seen him before.
Ted Levine. Excellent actor.
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
Gluey of course. If Zippo was in his own basement his MILF of a mother would have found him and untied him by now.
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Zippo hasn't been around in a while. I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.
By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey? :zoinks:
Gluey of course. If Zippo was in his own basement his MILF of a mother would have found him and untied him by now.
No, I'd have Zippo's MILF of a mother pre-occupied in the bedroom. :eyebrows:
:missionary:
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Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet? :zoinks:
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Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet? :zoinks:
not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.
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I changed my mind. I dont want to fuck your mom anymore. No offense. I just dont like innies too much, prefer outies. I must have been really horny when I answered this thread
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Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet? :zoinks:
not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.
Hmmm. Sloppy 200ths? I might have to reconsider. Kid of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at that point.
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Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet? :zoinks:
not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.
Hmmm. Sloppy 200ths? I might have to reconsider. Kid of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at that point.
20$ will move you up the line a couple hundred... heck itl move you to first... more than any of them loozers ever gave me!
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bump.
Yes Zippo, I'd STILL fuck your mom. :drool:
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I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed?? :dunno:
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I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed?? :dunno:
maybe its not funny.
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I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed?? :dunno:
maybe its not funny.
It IS funny.
Maybe people have a broken funny bone.
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I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed?? :dunno:
maybe its not funny.
It IS funny.
Maybe people have a broken funny bone.
maybe you broke it.
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I doubt it.
Green eggs and ham jokes are always funny.
Jesse Jackson reads Dr. Suess (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPxPciXcJvc#noexternalembed)
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If I stop responding he thread will die?
:squiddy: :dunno:
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If I stop responding he thread will die?
:squiddy: :dunno:
you should answer the OP's question.
Would you fuck Zippo's mom??
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I have a head cold. Congested. Head pounding.
I took a Vicodin about 29 minutes ago.
Feeling much better.
Tired.
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I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed?? :dunno:
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