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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 07:27:20 PM

Title: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
Heinrich, you have recently posted several topics on this forum in the hope of starting an argument to alleviate your boredom. These arguments include questions about the human rights of chimpanzees, abortion, and euthanasia of autistic children. In my opinion, these questions show a lack of imagination. Why don't you start an argument about what the worst (currently active) aspie forum is, or toss out a few insults and accuse all Australians of being criminals? You could start a topic asking people to come up with funny troll threads to post on other forums. You could even start a random thread in "My Way or the Highway" and wait for me to clarify some posts, instead of posting random arguments.

However, you haven't done any of these things, and you seem to be rather bored right now. Therefore, I am calling you out for your threads, and for other things that I haven't quite figured out yet. My actual grievance with you may change as I try to figure out what it is. In any case, a callout should help you to alleviate your boredom.

Heinrich, defend yourself!
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 07:29:57 PM
Actually, your other callout may be sufficient to alleviate the boredom that both you and I are experiencing.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 07:30:56 PM
Worst aspie forum is boring to me as I'm only on here and wp, and getting bored of wp.

Something like the Australians one would be too obvious so wouldn't achieve anything

I don't post in My Way or the High Way much as I forget to check for the posts being changed so miss the whole point of it really

I guess I could be more imaginitive, but these kind of arguments are more interesting to me - vaguely moral/political ones (but non-serious, usually)

Random arguments are FUN  :autism:

I am interested to know what other grievances you have with me though, when you work them out :P
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 07:31:49 PM
btw If you look a few pages back in the Politica forum you'll see I started a lot of similar argument threads in there a couple months ago. Most of them didn;t get the response I was looking for, but some did
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 07:33:01 PM
Worst aspie forum is boring to me as I'm only on here and wp, and getting bored of wp.

Something like the Australians one would be too obvious so wouldn't achieve anything

I don't post in My Way or the High Way much as I forget to check for the posts being changed so miss the whole point of it really

I guess I could be more imaginitive, but these kind of arguments are more interesting to me - vaguely moral/political ones (but non-serious, usually)

Random arguments are FUN  :autism:

I am interested to know what other grievances you have with me though, when you work them out :P

Indeed. It appears that you have started a different argument elsewhere, so I suggest abandoning this callout until I figure out something to call you out over. :P
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 07:33:54 PM
lol fairy nuff
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 08:07:58 PM
Semicolon!

I call you out for making a callout with no point and uh......... oh bugger I forgot  :jaded:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 08:09:14 PM
...and attacking the most attractive, most eligible aspie on the forum?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
Semicolon!

I call you out for making a callout with no point and uh......... oh bugger I forgot  :jaded:

Shortly after I posted that, I figured out something to call Heinrich out on. The problem is that I posted this callout immediately before what some might consider to be the more "legitimate" callout of Butterflies and Soph vs. DirtDawg. If DirtDawg doesn't answer soon, I'll revive this thread.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
...and attacking the most attractive, most eligible aspie on the forum?

??? I don't recall attacking myself.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 12, 2011, 08:26:28 PM
This isn't the first time that Soph topic spammed the politics forum.

It's pretty annoying becuase it's usually a topic that's been argued to death and she only asks a question, then says: "discuss"

It IS lazy, boring and annoying.

If you're going to bring up a political issue, you should at least post a mini-rant to state your position to get the debate going.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 12, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
He does add his views though, even if not in the op. Most debatable topics have been aruged to death.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 12, 2011, 08:53:04 PM
He does add his views though, even if not in the op. Most debatable topics have been aruged to death.

AFAIK, I'm the first person to have brought up the evils of CWS.  8)
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 12, 2011, 08:57:59 PM
Didn't realize you meant this site specifically. Guess I haven't been here long enough to see much rehashing.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 08:58:47 PM
Alright, Heinrich. Here is a grievance for you. You have, in the past, attacked Americans as being obese and unable to run. Well, the American military is the most powerful fighting force in the world today. Britain has an acceptable military, to be sure, and historically it has had a strong navy. However, America is simply better. Historically, America has been able to defeat Britain at sea (look at this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Flamborough_Head)). Sure, the Royal Navy may look powerful when it goes up against an armada of Spaniards or Napoleon's finest, but it failed to deliver against a simple, converted merchant vessel. Americans have successfully repulsed every invasion into American territory to ever take place, except for our original invasion against the Native Americans (which succeeded because God was on our side).


On the other hand, look at the history of Britain. First, you were conquered by the Romans. Then, in 1066, England was invaded. Not only was it invaded, it was conquered. And not only was it conquered, it was conquered BY A FRENCHMAN!!! You fought an entire war over the color of roses, and another one over an ear. Furthermore, England managed to embroil itself in an insane war that lasted 116 YEARS!!! That is something no American would ever make the mistake of doing. Not even the Vietnam War was that protracted.


And let's not forget the times that our armies have clashed. In the Revolutionary War, a group of under-supplied, outgunned patriots managed to defeat (what was assumed to be) one of the greatest armies in the world. Then, not content with being given the bum's rush once, you came back for a second helping and got thrown out again!


My question is this: if we're all so stupid and morbidly obese, how do we always end up kicking your sorry asses?



Revolutionary War: America 1, Britain 0
War of 1812: America 2, Britain 0
Semicolon vs. Soph: Isn't it obvious?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:03:48 PM
...and attacking the most attractive, most eligible aspie on the forum?

Sure , where is he so I can get his account of things?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 09:06:34 PM
Where did Soph go?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:07:42 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 09:12:56 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:16:43 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.

(http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/flying%20pigs.jpg)


I joke  :P

Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 09:20:20 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

Or he just ran away in fear from the might of an American intellect.

(http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/flying%20pigs.jpg)


I joke  :P



Indeed.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 12, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:33:24 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

As her majesty's Lady in waiting , I grant you permission to shag Kate Middleton (You two'd probably create more attractive offspring  :orly:)
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 12, 2011, 09:33:42 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 12, 2011, 09:39:45 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 12, 2011, 09:41:17 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:

Funny, and evil :lol:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:42:11 PM
Where did Soph go?

To raise an amry , to crush you american rebels! :hitler:

I'll surrender, if the Queen lets me shag Kate Middleton!!  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:  :eyebrows:

I don't think Queenie would let you do that. She might let you have a shot on Fergie though :zombiefuck:

Hey, did you hear what the Queen gave Fergie for Xmas??

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris!!!  :evillaugh:  :eiffel:


LOL :rofl:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 09:43:26 PM
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 09:46:29 PM
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

Yes. Now that we have concluded that America is superior, we can be done with this whole matter. :P
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 12, 2011, 09:55:10 PM
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

I understand your OCD thing about showering after peeing, but could you not just wash the bit you pee out of. Why do you have to shower your whole body?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Squidusa on January 12, 2011, 09:56:25 PM
Semicolon - Your obesity epidemic is a relatively new problem , so doesn't apply to historical events :P

btw I went to sleep in a desperate attempt to ignore my need to urinate, then woke up needing to urinate even more, so had to run to the toilet and then get a shower and get dressed. Now I am up and ready for uni 10 hours early :(

Is that a sufficient explanation?

I understand your OCD thing about showering after peeing, but could you not just wash the bit you pee out of. Why do you have to shower your whole body?


Because its a GOLDEN shower he's taking  :orly:


(sorry had to :rofl:)
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 09:58:11 PM
the bit you pee out of.

so polite :laugh:

It's hard to explain. Especially as it's not rational. All I can say to explain it is that showering properly is the only way to get read of the OCD feeling. My hands don't feel clean just from washing them. Legs from sitting on the toilet, feet from standing on the bathroom floor etc. Even my hair feels contaminated just from being in the room - I haven't entered the bathroom without getting a shower for 3 years

Yeah it's completely illogical, but that's the best explanation I can give lol
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Also this sounds stupid, but because your whole body is connected, I wouldn't know where to stop washing if I only washed certain parts of myself.

Also it's not actually the pee that bothers me. It's the bathroom/toilet, because it's associated with shit I guess
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 12, 2011, 10:17:41 PM
Also this sounds stupid, but because your whole body is connected, I wouldn't know where to stop washing if I only washed certain parts of myself.

Also it's not actually the pee that bothers me. It's the bathroom/toilet, because it's associated with shit I guess

Right. I understand now. I just assumed it was about making sure no pee was left on you. That does sound like a hell of a hassle.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 10:20:05 PM
Yeah it is. So many times when I wake up in the night and need to pee I wish I should just go toilet and then go back to bed. Really annoying. Also means I couldn't go on holiday with my family last year. My mum has said I could go anywhere if I get rid of my ocd. So I'm missing out on a lot
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Callaway on January 12, 2011, 10:22:19 PM
Yeah it is. So many times when I wake up in the night and need to pee I wish I should just go toilet and then go back to bed. Really annoying. Also means I couldn't go on holiday with my family last year. My mum has said I could go anywhere if I get rid of my ocd. So I'm missing out on a lot

I can't remember what medicines you have tried, but have you tried Zoloft?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 12, 2011, 10:32:36 PM
Would it help if you stuck a catheter into your urethra and drained your urine into a bag or a jar? Urine drained directly from the bladder is normally sterile. You wouldn't have to go near a bathroom more than once or twice a day; you could just wait and empty your bag/jar then.
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 10:36:12 PM
That would help but I'd never have the guts to do that :P

Never tried Zoloft Callaway

I've been on Prozac (although that was before I got bad ocd), Dosulepin, Seroxat, Clomipromine, Seroquel and Olanzopine
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 12, 2011, 11:07:58 PM
Yeah it is. So many times when I wake up in the night and need to pee I wish I should just go toilet and then go back to bed. Really annoying. Also means I couldn't go on holiday with my family last year. My mum has said I could go anywhere if I get rid of my ocd. So I'm missing out on a lot

What do you do if you need to go when you're out and you can't hold it?
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 12, 2011, 11:11:47 PM
I guess I'd piss myself :laugh:

I'm hoping that won't happen though.

I've never liked public toilets, even before my OCD. Although with me being trans I would probaly avoid them anyway
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 13, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
This isn't the first time that Soph topic spammed the politics forum.

It's pretty annoying becuase it's usually a topic that's been argued to death and she only asks a question, then says: "discuss"

It IS lazy, boring and annoying.

If you're going to bring up a political issue, you should at least post a mini-rant to state your position to get the debate going.

At least people can do something with the spammed topics. I don't see a whole lot of lively debate arising from all those pictures of planes.  :P
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Semicolon on January 13, 2011, 12:19:37 AM
This isn't the first time that Soph topic spammed the politics forum.

It's pretty annoying becuase it's usually a topic that's been argued to death and she only asks a question, then says: "discuss"

It IS lazy, boring and annoying.

If you're going to bring up a political issue, you should at least post a mini-rant to state your position to get the debate going.

At least people can do something with the spammed topics. I don't see a whole lot of lively debate arising from all those pictures of planes.  :P

 :pwned:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 13, 2011, 12:20:17 AM
At least people can do something with the spammed topics. I don't see a whole lot of lively debate arising from all those pictures of planes.  :P

It's not my fault that you can't argue the relative merits of the Peterson STOL kit vs a Robertson STOL kit installed on a Cessna 206G turbo. :razz:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 13, 2011, 12:22:43 AM

At least people can do something with the spammed topics. I don't see a whole lot of lively debate arising from all those pictures of planes.  :P

 :pwned:

It's not my fault that you can't argue the relative merits of the Peterson STOL kit vs a Robertson STOL kit installed on a Cessna 206G turbo. :razz:

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: Adam on January 13, 2011, 12:32:18 AM
I don't get why people wouldn't like my poltics threads. The reason I usually ddon't post my opinion much in the OP is because I want to see what other people say first, before I get into a debate or argument. I mean I already have my opinions obviously, but don't just wanna state my opinion and then have everyone replying in relation th what I said myself, if that makes sense. I want to see what people's opinions are from having only read the question (and any link I provided). Instead of reading my opinion first and then responding to that. I dunno if I'm explaining myself well. That makes it more interesting for me anyway

The aeroplane spam is infintile compared to my mediocre politics spam. If someone else posted a load of poltics threads like mine, I'd be happy. Lots of new things to discuss, even if they'd been discussed before (not everyone who currently posts here has been around for previous debates)
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'andersom' on January 13, 2011, 10:07:28 AM
I have no problem with the topics. Some I find interesting and will answer. Some I think I have seen twenty times before in different guises, and I'll skip them. The title tells me to read or not read.
And I even managed to leave topics untouched now. I am  :viking:
Title: Re: Semicolon calls out Heinrich!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 13, 2011, 02:47:38 PM
I don't get why people wouldn't like my poltics threads. The reason I usually ddon't post my opinion much in the OP is because I want to see what other people say first, before I get into a debate or argument. I mean I already have my opinions obviously, but don't just wanna state my opinion and then have everyone replying in relation th what I said myself, if that makes sense. I want to see what people's opinions are from having only read the question (and any link I provided). Instead of reading my opinion first and then responding to that. I dunno if I'm explaining myself well. That makes it more interesting for me anyway

The aeroplane spam is infintile compared to my mediocre politics spam. If someone else posted a load of poltics threads like mine, I'd be happy. Lots of new things to discuss, even if they'd been discussed before (not everyone who currently posts here has been around for previous debates)

I have no problem with your politics threads. I think it's good to see peoples opinions, and it livens up the site. I even have my own question, that I'd like to see people answer. I'll start a thread as soon as I've had my bath.