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Title: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 08:52:50 AM
(http://www.baekdal.com/media/content/2008/gun1.jpg)

So whats the damage?  :laugh:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 12:12:27 PM
Well, I love popping bubble wrap. :blonde:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2011, 12:53:41 PM
I've got something that fires, but it's not my index finger.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Parts on January 05, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
The damage would be to the end of your index finger
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on January 05, 2011, 04:09:42 PM
Glad I was not picking my nose when that happened.

Keyboard is destroyed now though, and my screen too.

That I can post is a sheer miracle.
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Post by: Al Swearegen on January 05, 2011, 04:14:38 PM
Richard just blew his penis in half.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
Sir les just picked his ear and then ate the wax. Or used it to slick back his one hair he has on his head
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Icequeen on January 05, 2011, 06:28:59 PM
One less annoying neighbor. :thumbup:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 05, 2011, 06:49:49 PM

So whats the damage?  :laugh:

Let's just say I won't be having babies :eyelash:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Pyraxis on January 05, 2011, 06:50:52 PM
I am your new special agent.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 06:56:47 PM

So whats the damage?  :laugh:

Let's just say I won't be having babies :eyelash:
Oh my goodness, :LMAO:  :plus:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on January 05, 2011, 07:38:57 PM
My fingernail polish
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 05, 2011, 08:08:18 PM
Poor mouse.
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on January 05, 2011, 08:52:03 PM
Everyone in the cafeteria and library
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 05, 2011, 09:12:44 PM
So many broken dishes at the burger place! I tried to be careful, I really did!  :'(
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 05, 2011, 10:00:12 PM
Thank heavens you don't have an automatic finger.  A loaded Weeble is a dangerous weapon.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 05, 2011, 10:11:25 PM
Thank heavens you don't have an automatic finger. A loaded Weeble is a dangerous weapon.

"I'm wobbling and I can't stop!"  :GA:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2011, 11:10:27 PM
I plead the Feeeeeoooooooooooootthhhh Beeeeeeoooooooooootch!!!

FIF!!!

(http://easytofind.co.cc/_cacheimg/d/a/dave%20chappelle%20fif.jpg)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 06, 2011, 04:43:59 AM
Sir les just picked his ear and then ate the wax. Or used it to slick back his one hair he has on his head

Cool story Hanzel.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: richard on January 06, 2011, 06:37:34 AM
obsessed.

Sir_Les_Patterson  05:35:59 AM Viewing daffy duck's profile
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Toad on January 06, 2011, 04:59:32 PM

So whats the damage?  :laugh:
Bye Mother!
 :woohoo:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Jesse on June 23, 2013, 04:18:51 PM
Yardsales.  :spaz: :trainwreck: :litigious:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 23, 2013, 05:19:59 PM
Was scratching my mo. Oooppppsss.

Hey Ricky, what the fuck has yardsales got to do with this tread or what your index finger would shoot?
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Jack on June 23, 2013, 05:36:20 PM
Mouse again. Poor mouse.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 23, 2013, 07:40:49 PM
Aw goddamit my phone.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 23, 2013, 07:52:18 PM
  It all depends upon who is foolish enough to provoke me during this heat wave!   :melt:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2013, 09:17:51 PM
Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot shoot.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: sg1008 on June 23, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
Glad I was not picking my nose when that happened.

Keyboard is destroyed now though, and my screen too.

That I can post is a sheer miracle.

 :include:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on June 24, 2013, 03:55:55 AM
Mouse again. Poor mouse.

Yeah, my mouse too.

Now some letters on my keyboard are dead too, but, still functioning.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 24, 2013, 12:28:59 PM
m-muh touchpad..
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: El on June 24, 2013, 07:43:05 PM
OH GOD YOUR MOM'S VAG
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 24, 2013, 07:48:59 PM
  Sayonara, salad bar!  Too big, too clunky, too damn much work, too bad, so sad, buh bye!   :litigious:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on June 25, 2013, 01:53:30 AM
OH GOD YOUR MOM'S VAG

Why were you pointing there?  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 25, 2013, 09:33:02 AM
OH GOD YOUR MOM'S VAG

 :plus:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: AspieMomma on June 25, 2013, 09:47:48 AM
....Amy?  Kitty?  SPEAK TO ME!!! 

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/jkuhnel/deadcat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jkuhnel/media/deadcat.jpg.html)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on June 25, 2013, 04:00:52 PM
....Amy?  Kitty?  SPEAK TO ME!!! 

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/jkuhnel/deadcat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jkuhnel/media/deadcat.jpg.html)

Rage, look what your OP did.  :'(
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: AspieMomma on June 25, 2013, 09:30:05 PM
....Amy?  Kitty?  SPEAK TO ME!!! 

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/jkuhnel/deadcat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jkuhnel/media/deadcat.jpg.html)

Rage, look what your OP did.  :'(

She's just pining for the fjords.  Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue. 
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 26, 2013, 01:22:15 PM
....Amy?  Kitty?  SPEAK TO ME!!! 

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j175/jkuhnel/deadcat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jkuhnel/media/deadcat.jpg.html)

Rage, look what your OP did.  :'(

Vegeta Goes Ascended Super Saiyan HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QxdQvDw63s#ws)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: skyblue1 on July 04, 2013, 10:05:02 PM
Fires at the lolwat smilie
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 18, 2013, 08:48:30 AM
Dammit, my coffee.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Parts on July 21, 2013, 09:31:03 AM
My nose :GA:
(http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/attachments/powder-keg/27545d1259878582-chief-%20i%20nspector-dreyfus-pistol-return-pink-panther-20060210050244409.jpg#chief%20inspector%20dreyfus%20shoots%20nose%20with%20pistol/cigarette%20lighter%20852x480)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2013, 08:23:06 PM
Which index finger?
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 21, 2013, 08:24:11 PM
Yours.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 22, 2013, 10:23:11 AM
Which index finger?

Left.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 22, 2013, 10:23:47 AM
Which index finger?
And we want to know about your right index finger too.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
They destroy each other. :P
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on July 24, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: 'andersom' on July 25, 2013, 02:23:29 AM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?
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Post by: AspieMomma on July 25, 2013, 04:39:09 AM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f323/erinlguerrero/fingered.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/erinlguerrero/media/fingered.jpg.html)
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Post by: Semicolon on July 25, 2013, 05:44:34 AM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f323/erinlguerrero/fingered.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/erinlguerrero/media/fingered.jpg.html)

But, without fingers, I would have to mount a :vibe: on a :poke:. :(
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: AspieMomma on July 25, 2013, 05:59:42 AM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

At your service, sir or madam!

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll155/jonnywoodhead/napalm.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jonnywoodhead/media/napalm.jpg.html)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on July 25, 2013, 04:22:32 PM
They destroy each other. :P

So, you're unarmed now?

No, I am unfingered.

But, those fingers had turned into guns.

Can you pull triggers with the remaining fingers?

I had thought that the guns fired without the triggers being pulled. Perhaps someone should design a better safety for them. :dunno:

If not, I'll have to ask AspieMomma for help blowing myself apart. :autism:

At your service, sir or madam!

(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll155/jonnywoodhead/napalm.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jonnywoodhead/media/napalm.jpg.html)

Now I have no fingers!

Now what? Will you be trying out the fingerings on the poster for me? :dunno: :P

I think you should help me with my other finger-related activities. If you could, please log on to AFF and post "Semicolon wins" in all of the active threads. ;)
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Jesse on August 23, 2013, 12:09:31 PM
Damn. all this fingering talk is making me horny!  :laugh:
Uh, well. If I could shoot anything down atm it would be spinoff message boards.

Don't ask me to register, because. your board sucks
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Post by: TheoK on August 23, 2013, 12:35:22 PM
Laser beams!

The Swedish government:  :lurk:

The cunts in Brussels: :lurk:

The American government and the NSA creeps: :lurk: :lurk:

 :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking: :viking:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:17:01 PM
Damn. all this fingering talk is making me horny!  :laugh:
Uh, well. If I could shoot anything down atm it would be spinoff message boards.

Don't ask me to register, because. your board sucks

Has anyone actually asked you, specifically, to join?
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Jesse on August 23, 2013, 03:24:51 PM
Yes. El-Presidente asked me to join, I'm guessing because he is a moderator on AL's board.
He wants to be mean to me, and moderate me to death over there

Too bad I won't play. boo,  :GA:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Semicolon on August 24, 2013, 08:09:23 AM
Yes. El-Presidente asked me to join, I'm guessing because he is a moderator on AL's board.
He wants to be mean to me, and moderate me to death over there

Too bad I won't play. boo,  :GA:

I2 is a spinoff message board.

Hopefully, once both spinoffs are operational, things will calm down.
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: Jesse on August 24, 2013, 08:56:55 AM
Yes. intensity is Mcjaggers baby

but in all honesty I wish the best for Sir Les and his board. I'm sure it will be a nice alternative some will find useful
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Post by: sg1008 on October 07, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
GAH!!! My visual cortex!!!!  :GA:
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: RageBeoulve on October 14, 2013, 06:49:09 PM
MY NUTSACK! OH FUCK!
Title: Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
Post by: McGiver on October 14, 2013, 06:55:41 PM
MY NUTSACK! OH FUCK!
on hot days i use gold bond medicating powder.  It reduces the chance of chaffing.