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Title: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 18, 2010, 08:29:17 PM
i once had a mouse and he lived in my house, i loved him so much that i named him Clouse.
but he stole my food and i found it rude so now hes as dead as OJ Simsons ex-spouse

seriously though there was a mouse running around my room and i killed it last night. hehe XD
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Scrapheap on November 18, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
Get a cat, :fsm: His noodley holyness, the Spaghedeity made cats for just that purpose. :cat:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Squidusa on November 18, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
i once had a mouse and he lived in my house, i loved him so much that i named him Clouse.
but he stole my food and i found it rude so now hes as dead as OJ Simsons ex-spouse

seriously though there was a mouse running around my room and i killed it last night. hehe XD

 :zombiefuck:


Poor little mousey.  :violin:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Parts on November 18, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 18, 2010, 08:54:06 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Parts on November 18, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....

 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Squidusa on November 18, 2010, 09:04:14 PM
Did you eat it? :zoinks:

HECK YEAH I ATE IT!.... it didn't taste very good, should have probably cooked it first....

Mmm...... Raw rat with a hint of rabies and a sprinkling of food poisoning.... Delicious! :autism:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 18, 2010, 09:12:17 PM
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Squidusa on November 18, 2010, 09:29:22 PM
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!

Hmm.....nutty! :toporly:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 18, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
cant forget the shmidge of fecal matter!

Hmm.....nutty! :toporly:

well there was something crunchy in it... i dont know if it was nuts, do mice eat nuts?
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 19, 2010, 01:27:12 AM
AAAK THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.... i name it Clouse 2.0 and i now plot for its demise!
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Gluey on November 20, 2010, 09:41:09 PM
"if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse"
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 21, 2010, 08:51:04 PM
You didn't take the Mickey out of it, by any chance?

Or was it jus a Minnie mouse, you know, a tiny one.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on November 22, 2010, 02:51:35 AM
You didn't take the Mickey out of it, by any chance?

Or was it jus a Minnie mouse, you know, a tiny one.

it was mouse size... but dont worrie it had small ears, no childhood heros were hurt in the slaughter of this mouse
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: eris on November 22, 2010, 12:40:28 PM
"the mouse....it pooped in my bread"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNI5xoNMM9g
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 22, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
Cue whiny eejits who feel sorry for dead mice.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Squidusa on December 01, 2010, 08:09:46 PM
Cue whiny eejits who feel sorry for dead mice.


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2380112835_b96c4c69ca.jpg?v=0)

(emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry:


Sorry I had to  :zoinks:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on December 01, 2010, 09:20:45 PM
Cue whiny eejits who feel sorry for dead mice.


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2380112835_b96c4c69ca.jpg?v=0)

(emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry: (emo) :bigcry:


Sorry I had to  :zoinks:

you got it all wrong! the mouse was a dirty grayish brown
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Squidusa on December 01, 2010, 09:26:30 PM
you got it all wrong! the mouse was a dirty grayish brown

I was googling "mouse gravestones" but unfortunately that was the best thing I could find.

Out of curiousity how was said mouse killed? Or do I really really not want to know  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 01, 2010, 10:04:30 PM
Perhaps the Algernon is for the mouse in the movie Charly which was based om the book Flowers for Algernon.  Google them for the plot.  I recall crying at the movie.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: eris on December 01, 2010, 10:59:28 PM
Perhaps the Algernon is for the mouse in the movie Charly which was based om the book Flowers for Algernon.  Google them for the plot.  I recall crying at the movie.

that was a GREAT book. the movie lacked a bit, but the book was amazing

and sad

poor algernon :(
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: renaeden on December 01, 2010, 11:48:53 PM
Perhaps the Algernon is for the mouse in the movie Charly which was based om the book Flowers for Algernon.  Google them for the plot.  I recall crying at the movie.

that was a GREAT book. the movie lacked a bit, but the book was amazing

and sad

poor algernon :(
I have read the book too, it was really good.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on December 02, 2010, 01:24:11 AM
you got it all wrong! the mouse was a dirty grayish brown

I was googling "mouse gravestones" but unfortunately that was the best thing I could find.

Out of curiousity how was said mouse killed? Or do I really really not want to know  :zombiefuck:

traps... not sticky or live but the humane death kind, swift and painless.... but all THREE of them woke me up when it went snap.... and i thought i heard some nibbiling last night so i may need to kill a fourth...
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 02, 2010, 06:55:53 AM
Mice are vamints. Kill the little fucker.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on December 02, 2010, 12:34:09 PM
Mice are vamints. Kill the little fucker.
mice are cute and awesome but they cary diseases and steel your food which is why i kill them.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: eris on December 02, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
Perhaps the Algernon is for the mouse in the movie Charly which was based om the book Flowers for Algernon.  Google them for the plot.  I recall crying at the movie.

that was a GREAT book. the movie lacked a bit, but the book was amazing

and sad

poor algernon :(
I have read the book too, it was really good.

 :thumbup:

it isnt really about a mouse, guys, lol

its a really good story, actually, about this mentally challenged man that had an operation to make him smart. but they experimented on the mouse, algernon, first. It was written really well because it went from what was seemingly a retarded mans journal into that of a super genius who had gotten so smart he couldnt understand humanity anymore , and then back to mental retardation and eventually, well, you saw the cake.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Zippo on December 04, 2010, 02:02:49 AM
Perhaps the Algernon is for the mouse in the movie Charly which was based om the book Flowers for Algernon.  Google them for the plot.  I recall crying at the movie.

that was a GREAT book. the movie lacked a bit, but the book was amazing

and sad

poor algernon :(
I have read the book too, it was really good.

 :thumbup:

it isnt really about a mouse, guys, lol

its a really good story, actually, about this mentally challenged man that had an operation to make him smart. but they experimented on the mouse, algernon, first. It was written really well because it went from what was seemingly a retarded mans journal into that of a super genius who had gotten so smart he couldnt understand humanity anymore , and then back to mental retardation and eventually, well, you saw the cake.

should look up that book and maybe buy a coppie, sounds interesting.
Title: Re: i once had a mouse
Post by: Callaway on December 04, 2010, 07:55:31 AM
It was an interesting book.