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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: thepeaguy on October 12, 2006, 11:15:47 AM
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They need none. Apparently, only the disabled male equivalent are the desperate and unlucky ones for companionship. They just need to bend over for some random horny guy, and hey presto. :moon:
Congratulations! You have a boyfriend!
I wish I had a vagina, so I can lure all the horny guys into my web like the legendary Succubus (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/nikkicole1980/succubus.jpg), Lilith.
(All sarcasm, btw.)
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I know that it may seem that way to you, Peaguy, but that's not the way it really is from my point-of-view.
In the first place, I would never bend over for some random horny guy. Before I was married the guy would have to be very special to me in many ways. Now, of course there is only one man who is that special to me.
In the second place, I know some AS females who have many of the same relationship problems that many AS guys have. I know that it has been easier for me in some ways than it has been for them because men have always found me pretty, but even so, I have had lots of problems too. I had to wonder if the men pursuing a relationship were only attracted to my looks or if there was a deeper connection between us that would be stronger than their reaction to my differences.
(All sarcasm, btw.)
Thanks for the edit. You reeled me right in. Good one, Peaguy. 8)
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They need none. Apparently, only the disabled male equivalent are the desperate and unlucky ones for companionship. They just need to bend over for some random, horny guy, and hey presto. :moon:
Congratulations! You have a boyfriend!
I wish I had a vagina, so I can lure all the horny guys into my web like the legendary Succubus (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/nikkicole1980/succubus.jpg), Lilith.
(All sarcasm, btw.)
my advice:
get yourself a flo.
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I know a couple of women with AS who can't get a bf. Mainly because their looks are horrible and their personality mind-numbing.
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I know a couple of women with AS who can't get a bf. Mainly because their looks are horrible and their personality mind-numbing.
Oh, goody for you. And this is coming from the manic-depressive chico above me.
I know that it may seem that way to you, Peaguy, but that's not the way it really is from my point-of-view.
In the first place, I would never bend over for some random horny guy. Before I was married the guy would have to be very special to me in many ways. Now, of course there is only one man who is that special to me.
In the second place, I know some AS females who have many of the same relationship problems that many AS guys have. I know that it has been easier for me in some ways than it has been for them because men have always found me pretty, but even so, I have had lots of problems too. I had to wonder if the men pursuing a relationship were only attracted to my looks or if there was a deeper connection between us that would be stronger than their reaction to my differences.
(All sarcasm, btw.)
Thanks for the edit. You reeled me right in. Good one, Peaguy. 8)
I was just taking the piss out of the stereotype that one gender has it far easier than the latter. No hard feelings, eh?
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
I really meant that it was a good one.
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
You aren't the only one, love. I got the same issues myself.
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Some female aspies I have met talk in a too loud voice and talk incessantly, and you get a headache listening to them. I think that is what puts the guys off more than anything.
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I think you could compromise with that. Just listen to really loud heavy metal. It will dull your ears to compensate for the increased volume of their voice.
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
I really meant that it was a good one.
Callaway did an AS thing!
Callaway did an AS thing!
:laugh:
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I think you could compromise with that. Just listen to really loud heavy metal. It will dull your ears to compensate for the increased volume of their voice.
are you kidding bud! We think alike! I did exactly that! When it happenedin the past I had my mp3 with Maidens Number of the Beast and Powerslave and I was like talk over THAT bitch!!!!!
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I think you could compromise with that. Just listen to really loud heavy metal. It will dull your ears to compensate for the increased volume of their voice.
are you kidding bud! We think alike! I did exactly that! When it happenedin the past I had my mp3 with Maidens Number of the Beast and Powerslave and I was like talk over THAT bitch!!!!!
And people wonder why so many aspie males are single ::) :P
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I like being single. I do not want a relationship. I am much happier sticking with my friends.
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I like being single. I do not want a relationship. I am much happier sticking with my friends.
Good for you (and I mean that sincerly).
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
I really meant that it was a good one.
Callaway did an AS thing!
Callaway did an AS thing!
:laugh:
:razz:
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I think you could compromise with that. Just listen to really loud heavy metal. It will dull your ears to compensate for the increased volume of their voice.
are you kidding bud! We think alike! I did exactly that! When it happenedin the past I had my mp3 with Maidens Number of the Beast and Powerslave and I was like talk over THAT bitch!!!!!
On that note, what do you think of their new album?
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i dont have it yet :'(
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i dont have it yet :'(
Shame, because I'm a bit of a Iron Maiden fan myself. Somewhere in Time is one of my favs.
(Wishes that he had friends to go to Iron Maiden concerts with now.)
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Damn this is one of the reasons I check, I am not going to fuck the first thing that jumps out in front of me, even if my sexual desire is obnoxioulsy high.
Mc Bob saget, I mean Mc Jagger.
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Damn this is one of the reasons I check, I am not going to fuck the first thing that jumps out in front of me, even if my sexual desire is obnoxioulsy high.
Mc Bob saget, I mean Mc Jagger.
yeah right.
just wait til you have any woman lying naked on the floor and tell me how you respond.
how old are you again?
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
I really meant that it was a good one.
Callaway did an AS thing!
Callaway did an AS thing!
:laugh:
yay, you're back! :angel:
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None at all. Sometimes I totally miss sarcasm and take things too literally.
I really meant that it was a good one.
Callaway did an AS thing!
Callaway did an AS thing!
:laugh:
yay, you're back! :angel:
Sarcasm -- the lowest form of wit.
For shame...
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oh woops I guess that was an old post of hers
I never saw this thread before I assumed it was new!
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Advice to desperate autistic females: My phone number is 1-734-658-3379
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Advice to desperate autistic females: My phone number is 1-734-658-3379
:LMAO:
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Advice to desperate autistic females: My phone number is -number-
+1, but edited the number out in case you rethink having it put up on the boards later.
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The boy puts up his address constantly. I doubt he'll rethink it. :laugh:
He could edit it himself anyways.
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The boy puts up his address constantly. I doubt he'll rethink it. :laugh:
He could edit it himself anyways.
This is why I'm rarely considerate. When I try to be, it winds up not mattering. >:D
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:LMAO:
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Yeah, if someone wants to come kill me, I'll consider it an honor. AND it will solve many of my problems.
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Yeah, if someone wants to come kill me, I'll consider it an honor. AND it will solve many of my problems.
Why do you seek death, you ass?
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I don't seek death, but it would be convenient.
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I don't seek death, but it would be convenient.
Again, why?
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Lets see, I wouldn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow, I wouldnt be hungry any more, i wouldnt have to finish college, or do homework or write papers ever again, or get a job, or live through the death of my cat, my wife(future), my friends, my family. I wouldnt have to walk around for a while every day, go to sleep, and do it again the next day. I wouldnt have to socialize ever again, and I think it would be hard although i wont say impossible for me to suffer while dead.
Just seems pretty convenient.
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Lets see, I wouldn't have to get up at 6 am tomorrow, I wouldnt be hungry any more, i wouldnt have to finish college, or do homework or write papers ever again, or get a job, or live through the death of my cat, my wife(future), my friends, my family. I wouldnt have to walk around for a while every day, go to sleep, and do it again the next day. I wouldnt have to socialize ever again, and I think it would be hard although i wont say impossible for me to suffer while dead.
Just seems pretty convenient.
Well, I don't want you to die because I like you. You make some good post material.
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I don't wanna die either(actually I don't care, but i will take steps to avoid death if it isnt too much trouble), but I must admit, it would be awfully convenient.
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Death is convenient- but what if the person who tracked you down paralyzed or blinded you instead because he fucked the murder up?
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Sounds like it might be fun.
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The boy puts up his address constantly. I doubt he'll rethink it. :laugh:
He could edit it himself anyways.
This is why I'm rarely considerate. When I try to be, it winds up not mattering. >:D
But it did. I just plussed your karma.
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Yeah, if someone wants to come kill me, I'll consider it an honor. AND it will solve many of my problems.
well, i didn't kill him (or maybe i did), but i called him.
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lol, you did? how did that conversation go?
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it was nice.
it lasted a little over 5 minutes and i do believe that i fell in love all over again.
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awww
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awww
call him.
but tomorrow, i think he was going to sleep. i bet he dreams about me.
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maybe i will...but if i do, does that make me desperate? :o
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maybe i will...but if i do, does that make me desperate? :o
pretend like you are selling anime porn.
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:laugh:
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carla, do you speak with a heavy new joisey accent?
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i've been told i have a new jersey accent, and that i say joisey, but i don't think i do
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i've been told i have a new jersey accent, and that i say joisey, but i don't think i do
that's totally cool, fer sure.
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The phrase "Ligitious is a douche bag" comes to mind on reading this thread.
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:LMAO:
He didn't even say anything in this thread.
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:LMAO:
He didn't even say anything in this thread.
He doesn't need to.
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awww
call him.
but tomorrow, i think he was going to sleep. i bet he dreams about me.
My god what kind of aspies are you? Willing using the phone :o
BTW- anyone calls me and I'll have to kill you >:D
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I hate the phone too, but I'm also very curious and have impulse control issues like McJagger. :laugh:
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My god what kind of aspies are you? Willing using the phone :o
My thoughts exactly. Scary, isn't it?
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I read somewhere how our area is the third largest calling area in the nation. Indy is twelfth largest by population, but the area codes are almost full and that makes us third.
EEEK!
My thoughts were that it just means we are more likely to have a wrong number ring our phone. Don't tell anyone, but I keep my phone ringers turned off.
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My thoughts were that it just means we are more likely to have a wrong number ring our phone. Don't tell anyone, but I keep my phone ringers turned off.
Don't tell anyone but if I'm home alone around 80% I can't bring mysef to answer the phone if it rings.
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
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I only talk to a select few people on the phone voluntarily, and my home phone usually has the ringer off.
This range of people can widen if I'm a little bit incapacitated. (Either too sedated or not sedated enough.) I've never drunk dialed but I've tranq dialed. Not good.
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
I only give my mobile number out to carefully selected people and even then I make sure I have their numbers in my phone book so I know who I can expect on the other end before I answer.
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I think Quirky Carla should call Nomaken and record the conversation, and post it on you tube or something for all of us to laugh at.
;D
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
I only give my mobile number out to carefully selected people and even then I make sure I have their numbers in my phone book so I know who I can expect on the other end before I answer.
:agreed: One hundred and ten per cent!
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
I only give my mobile number out to carefully selected people and even then I make sure I have their numbers in my phone book so I know who I can expect on the other end before I answer.
i would call you, but my free minutes only apply in the USA.
imagine how dirty we could talk to each other.
still have phone issues.
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Telephones are evil. 'nuff said!
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look, i am not a fan of phone conversasions.
but i am a curious bloke, and my curiousity always outways my fears.
that, my friends, is why i have lived a rich, full and adventuresome life.
'nuff said.
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ditto to the curiosity outweighing the phone fears. if i'm not curious enough i won't talk to the person on the phone. i've spoken to flo mainly out of curiosity and concern for his well-being.
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look, i am not a fan of phone conversasions.
but i am a curious bloke, and my curiousity always outways my fears.
that, my friends, is why i have lived a rich, full and adventuresome life.
'nuff said.
out-weighs
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
I only give my mobile number out to carefully selected people and even then I make sure I have their numbers in my phone book so I know who I can expect on the other end before I answer.
i would call you, but my free minutes only apply in the USA.
imagine how dirty we could talk to each other.
still have phone issues.
Yeah right, I'm still waiting for my welcome back pm from you ;)
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I don't even let it ring. It fucks up my music, too much.
I have a cell phone that my mom, brother and the school have the number to and no one else.
I only give my mobile number out to carefully selected people and even then I make sure I have their numbers in my phone book so I know who I can expect on the other end before I answer.
i would call you, but my free minutes only apply in the USA.
imagine how dirty we could talk to each other.
still have phone issues.
Yeah right, I'm still waiting for my welcome back pm from you ;)
pictures.
i told you this would be a picture story.
how long did it take flo to get his pictures up?
i will beat that time by half, at the very least.
you would like a picture story wouldn't you?
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Now I'm sure you know I was only joking, besides the ones in the admin forum were pretty good >:D
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Now I'm sure you know I was only joking, besides the ones in the admin forum were pretty good >:D
you realize that i have something more planned. and a teaser as well. every story needs a good cliff hanger
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Now I'm sure you know I was only joking, besides the ones in the admin forum were pretty good >:D
you realize that i have something more planned. and a teaser as well. every story needs a good cliff hanger
Of course, but those will keep me going for a little while :hornysign:
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Now I'm sure you know I was only joking, besides the ones in the admin forum were pretty good >:D
you realize that i have something more planned. and a teaser as well. every story needs a good cliff hanger
Of course, but those will keep me going for a little while :hornysign:
don't forget to tell us in the come on thread.
me too, btw.
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Like I said on that thread I aren't so sure posting everytime I cum is such a good idea, although it would make interesting post-whoring :LOL:
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Like I said on that thread I aren't so sure posting everytime I cum is such a good idea, although it would make interesting post-whoring :LOL:
i wonder how long it would take you to pass me on the post whore rankings....
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Like I said on that thread I aren't so sure posting everytime I cum is such a good idea, although it would make interesting post-whoring :LOL:
i wonder how long it would take you to pass me on the post whore rankings....
I doubt anyone will ever pass you, you are the king of postwhores. :clap:
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maybe, maybe not.
i am competitive though. wonder who could challenge me....
i have been officially in posting forum communities for about a year now and have made close to 17,000 posts in total.
do you think that i am addicted to the sound of my own typing?
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You scare me, McJ. :o
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phones are shit, I let it ring twice today because I couldn't be bothered answering it.
The noise irritates me, too.
The ironic thing is i'm quite good speaking on the phone, polite and clear. I just hate answering it.
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I ignore my phone a lot too, especially when it wakes me up.
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A slight nonsequiter.
It has been said that I have a mindset similiar to suicidal people except I am neither depressed nor suicidal.
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I often avoid answering the phone simply because it could be my uncle, wanting to tell me or anyone else who'll listen about christianity and the girl at his work that he likes.
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I often avoid answering the phone simply because it could be my uncle, wanting to tell me or anyone else who'll listen about christianity and the girl at his work that he likes.
or flo, talking about ginsing and the girl he may or maynot like.
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phones are shit, I let it ring twice today because I couldn't be bothered answering it.
The noise irritates me, too.
The ironic thing is i'm quite good speaking on the phone, polite and clear. I just hate answering it.
Do you ever get those moments where you're supposed to take down something on a notepad, but you're too highly-strung while conversing with someone on the phone? I do.
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No, Only when there isn't a notepad and pen present.
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Advice to desperate people in general: Go to sexaholics annonymous meetings. http://www.sa.org/
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Is that a joke site?
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No, it's a genuine disorder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_addiction
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Yeah, but what characterizes the difference between the disorder and normal lonely horndogs?
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A matter of degree, possibly. Maybe the sexual compulsives will go to greater risks, effort and expense in pursuit of it.
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Yeah, but what characterizes the difference between the disorder and normal lonely horndogs?
The normal lonely horndogs will stfu when you tell them your sick and tired of hearing about their horniness. People with the disorder will go on and on and on and on and on adnauseum.
Plus Peter makes a good point!
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I wonder if any actual sexual compulsives go to those meetups, or if it's all just guys who're hoping to catch someone as they fall off the wagon.
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:lol: