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Title: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Adam on October 31, 2010, 09:18:39 PM
you know  like they do on Mock The Week? post the answer and someone else can post the question, then post a new answer

I'll start...




15 midgets in a wheelbarrow
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on October 31, 2010, 09:42:05 PM
Q) How did the actors get to the Wizard of Oz reunion?

A)  A good start.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Adam on October 31, 2010, 09:48:08 PM
Q) What do you call it when half of Liverpool gets battered with a baseball bat?

A) Orange frogs
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 31, 2010, 09:56:04 PM
Q. What do you find in a bag of sweeties?

A. puke on the rug.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on October 31, 2010, 10:01:47 PM
Q)  What should you never do at a party?

A)  Wonder Woman's mother.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 31, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
Q. Who did Batman fuck on a blind date?

A. Bin Laden
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on October 31, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
Quote from: Steve-O on October 31, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
Q. Who did Batman fuck on a blind date?

A. Bin Laden

BZZZZZZT

Sorry, wrong question.

The correct question is, "What Halloween costume did Callaway wear while taking her daughter, who was dressed as Wonder Woman, Trick or Treating tonight?"

Thanks for playing, Steve-O.

 :laugh:

Q)  Who is Mahmoud Achmadinejad's blind date for prom?

A)  Blazing Saddles


Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 31, 2010, 11:10:14 PM
Q. What do cowboys get from eating baked beans?

A. A hole in the ground
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on November 01, 2010, 07:16:07 PM
Q)  What is TCO digging in his back yard?

A)  Paradise Island.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 01, 2010, 07:27:16 PM
Q. Where would you not find Justin Timberlake?

A. 17 miles outside of Vegas.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on November 01, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Q) Where did I bury the body?

A) 42
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 01, 2010, 11:27:33 PM
Q. How many hairs are on Ronald Reagan's balls?

A. Wrongplanet
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 02, 2010, 01:06:54 AM
Q. What is Autism Speaks' newly acquired asset?

A. OH SHI-
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 02, 2010, 01:11:13 AM
Q. What did Noah say when the storm started?

A. A camp little Fuerher.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on November 02, 2010, 05:07:09 PM
Q) Where did Little Hitler go each summer?

A) Party on...dudes!


PS Robot Chicken did a bit on Little Hitler in the classroom and he kept annexing other kid's desks because he needed more room, starting with the Polish kid's desk. Funny stuff!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 03, 2010, 08:57:53 AM
Q) What Bill Clinton said right before he did not inhale

A) That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on November 03, 2010, 09:06:32 AM
Q) What did Trigger 11 say during the I2 porno shoot?

A) Delusions of grandeur!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 03, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
Q. What has Dubya got that others haven't?

A. Fishnets and platforms
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on November 03, 2010, 07:44:41 PM
Q: What to acrophobic fish fear most?

A: Glow sticks.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on November 03, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Q) What does TCO wear out on the corner at work?

A) Republicans
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 03, 2010, 09:25:16 PM
Q. What do Democrats want to beat the shit out of?

A. Apple pie and cream
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 21, 2010, 09:20:30 PM
Q: What two things are needed for a fun night on I2?

A: I have no idea.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 21, 2010, 09:41:07 PM
Q: What was the question?


A: Spider monkeys.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 21, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
Q: Wrong Planet is basically a collection of what?

A: Richard and Schleed in a canoe.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Scrapheap on December 21, 2010, 11:03:28 PM
Q: How is Miller Lite just like having sex in a canoe

A: It's fucking close to water!!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 21, 2010, 11:39:42 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on December 21, 2010, 11:03:28 PM
Q: How is Miller Lite just like having sex in a canoe

A: It's fucking close to water!!

You got the order wrong. The question is supposed to have, as an answer, the answer in the previous post. Then, leave another answer for the next person.

Answer: A large forest fire.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 22, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
Q: What is my greatest regret?

A: Robe and slippers.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 05:16:49 PM
Q: What do some people wear around the house?

A: A fifth of bourbon, a half-full can of gasoline and a large dildo.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 22, 2010, 05:58:15 PM
Q: Why was that cashier looking at us so funny?


A: Rainbow sprinkles.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 06:01:01 PM
Q: What does Sea Tart get on his ice cream?

A: Osensitive1
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 22, 2010, 06:10:42 PM
Q: Who?

A: It's all in the seasoning.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 06:14:03 PM
Q: What's the key to a successful cannibalistic lifestyle?

A: Nine times out of ten.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 22, 2010, 06:17:19 PM
Q: How often will a dentist recommend chewing Trident gum after meals?


A: Any day now.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
Q: When will the government crack down on corruption?

A: Pentagram
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: SBI_Patience on December 22, 2010, 06:42:14 PM
Q: Who is strong than semicolon?

A: Fullstop.

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
Q: What do you get when you halve a double stop?

A: Ten feet from the riverbank.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on January 01, 2011, 09:23:18 AM
Q: Where did my runaway car finally stop?

A: Only two, but be careful about which two they are.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on January 01, 2011, 09:26:25 AM
Q)  How many rabbits does it take to breed?

A)  Snow.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on January 01, 2011, 09:28:22 AM
Q: What comes in many colors, only one of which is edible?

A: About a liter of iced tea.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on January 02, 2011, 06:03:21 PM
Q)  How much iced tea can Callaway drink in a day?

A)  Leather
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 02, 2011, 07:31:57 PM
Q)  What did the lisping Mom say about her daughter going to the rock concert?

A)  Absolutely Cracked
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: SBI_Patience on January 02, 2011, 10:28:17 PM
Q: Who makes i2 the way it is today?

A: You.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 02, 2011, 10:38:47 PM
Q: When you say you, do you mean mean me or is it a general you?

A: Compact flourescent lightbulbs.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on January 03, 2011, 03:52:11 AM
Q: So, what exactly is this white powder we're snorting made of?

A: Flame the hell out of them.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: 'andersom' on January 03, 2011, 04:56:49 AM
Q: What to do with cockroaches?

A: 13.00 pm
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on January 03, 2011, 05:25:11 AM
So what time should I hang myself?

It's as appealing as looking at goatse.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on January 03, 2011, 05:43:25 AM
Q: What do you think of making Pentagram an administrator?

A: Raspberries and chocolate ice cream.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on January 20, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Q: What am I having for dessert tonight?

A: That's a terrible idea. We should sent Sea Tart instead.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Adam on January 21, 2011, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 20, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Q: What am I having for dessert tonight?

A: That's a terrible idea. We should sent Sea Tart instead.

Proofreading is a virtue :autism:
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: 'andersom' on January 21, 2011, 05:11:17 AM
Q: Should we send CBC an apple pie for her Birthday come March?

A: It got caught between the spokes.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Callaway on January 21, 2011, 05:57:39 AM
Q)  How did Sea Tart lose a tentacle while riding his bike?

A)  The newspaper.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: lutra on September 18, 2011, 10:17:21 AM
Q: What did flatten that poor mosquito on the wall?

~

A: Well, I only paid € 7.95 for it.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 18, 2011, 11:40:04 AM
Q: Why in the fuck did you buy that piece of crap lemon?

A: It was there last night.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2011, 09:48:15 PM
Q) What happened to my penis?

A) The keyboard.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2011, 04:32:47 PM
 Q: Where did that soda land when you spilled it?   :whatthe:



 A: The day I realized I am too old for this shit.   :prude:
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 24, 2011, 05:01:49 PM
Q: When did you stop wearing diapers?

A: Just below the surface.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 24, 2011, 10:20:19 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 24, 2011, 05:01:49 PM
Q: When did you stop wearing diapers?

A: Just below the surface.

Q:  Where did the submariner prefer to make love?

A:  And then I slapped him of course.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
Q) What did you do after Trigger 11 got handsy?

A) I2 had a giant orgy!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 11:53:24 AM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
Q) What did you do after Trigger 11 got handsy?

A) I2 had a giant orgy!

Q) What crashed the Internet?

A) With a broken tennis racket.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 11:58:53 AM
Q) How did CBC spank PPK?

A) A jaguar, a plane, and some royal artifacts in a junkyard.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 12:00:45 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 11:58:53 AM
Q) How did CBC spank PPK?

A) A jaguar, a plane, and some royal artifacts in a junkyard.

Q) What did Odeon, Scrap and Parts dress as for Halloween?

A) If you want.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
Q) What would all the I2 Lovelies say if Trigger asked them for an orgy?

A) A skinny young submissive guy!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 12:06:58 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
Q) What would all the I2 Lovelies say if Trigger asked them for an orgy?

A) A skinny young submissive guy!

Q) What is Trigger11's true identity?

A) Instanbul
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:32:31 PM
Q) What was the inspiration for They Might Be Giants' most popular song?

A) Canada, oh Canada!!!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 05:01:54 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:32:31 PM
Q) What was the inspiration for They Might Be Giants' most popular song?

A) Canada, oh Canada!!!

Q)  What did the geographically challenged dumb British blonde say when having sex?

A)  Winklestiff.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
Q) What do they call the results from that new penile rejuvenation therapy for elderly men?

A) Chocolate Sauce!!! Drenched in Chocolate Sauce!!!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 05:11:28 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
Q) What do they call the results from that new penile rejuvination therapy for elderly men?

A) Chocolate Sauce!!! Drenched in Chocolate Sauce!!!

Q) What do they use in that new penile rejuvenation therapy for elderly men?

A)  Little Richard and Big Fucking Peter.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 05:17:40 PM
Q) Which I2 member's genitals were in a gay softporn video with what musical artist?

A) An unarmed American with healthcare!
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2011, 06:41:04 PM


Question:  FUCK YOU


Answer:  FUCK YOU
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 07:06:38 PM
Q) What doe an American say when he is proven wrong?

A) 42
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 08:19:53 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 07:06:38 PM
Q) What doe an American say when he is proven wrong?

A) 42

Q) What do midgets do instead of 69?

A) The computer.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: El on October 30, 2011, 06:18:24 AM
Q)  What is most modern guys' first sexual partner?

A)  Your MOM.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: 'andersom' on March 26, 2012, 02:01:26 AM
Q: Who made me bump this thread?



A: It is not locked.
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: BruceCM on March 26, 2012, 02:24:03 AM
Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe & everything?

A: I did! lol
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: Semicolon on July 02, 2013, 09:31:00 PM
Q: Who farted?

A: McJagger
Title: Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 03, 2016, 04:24:01 AM
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtueZUIVyXk


   Workplace coffee. :coffee: