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Title: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Adam on October 08, 2010, 10:55:00 AM
Dog is good at hoovering up
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: richard on October 08, 2010, 10:56:25 AM
the dishes wont clean themselves, so i have to manually do them :P

ive never lived in a house with a dishwasher! goddamn, i want one so bad  :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 08, 2010, 12:33:40 PM
Cartoon from the early 1970's.

Two female hippies walking down the street.  The first one says, "You know, housework's a drag.  You sweep the floor, you wash the dishes, you wash the clothes.  And six months later you have to do it all over again."
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 09, 2010, 07:15:08 PM
Try to keep up with things.  It's more discouraging and harder to clean up a lot than a little.

To get rid of spills, soap scum, etc. just wet a towel and let it sit on the stuff or let the foaming cleaner sit on it for a few minutes and it will do most of the work for you.  Ditto for dishes.

Cut down on the magazines you get to those that you really like.  Go through them and tear out what you want to read or re-read.  Toss the rest to minimize clutter.  Ditto for newspapers.  After over 50 years of a daily newspaper in the house, I stopped ours and don't really miss it since I have the internet.

Get as many double duty items as you can.  I mix cakes and the like in one of my pots rather than have a mixing bowl (I do it by hand and this wouldn't work for a mixer.)  I mix the meatloaf in the pan I'm going to cook it in.  Less dishes to wash.



 

Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: P7PSP on October 09, 2010, 08:10:21 PM
 ???
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 09, 2010, 08:11:12 PM
Being a post whore to reach 3000 posts.  Feel free to ignore.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Parts on October 09, 2010, 08:20:22 PM
Burn down the house and start over :zoinks:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: P7PSP on October 09, 2010, 08:25:02 PM
Burn down the house and start over :zoinks:
:2thumbsup: Advice from the King Of Clutter.  :respect:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 09, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
Burn down the house and start over :zoinks:

Knowing hoarders, they'd remove all their precious belongings before they torched it.

Can you imagine what a hoarder would do with Buckingham Palace?
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Charlotte Quin on October 09, 2010, 10:56:32 PM
Don't move out of home in the first place :zoinks:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2010, 08:35:25 AM
If company's coming over, stash your clutter in that unused oven!  :thumbup:




EDIT: Just remember to get it out before using the oven. If you actually cook, that is.  :P
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2010, 09:07:23 AM
Disguise your mess with lots of folding screens and air-freshening spray!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 06, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
I try to keep everything chemical free. My favourite is cleaning the bathroom using half a lemon. Sprinkle some salt on it if you need something abrasive. Makes everything shiny, not harmful to the environment, and it smells good too. After going so many years not using chemicals, it gives me  headache when I walk into a place that uses them.

*CG - Your resident hippie*
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Osensitive1 on November 06, 2010, 05:54:50 PM
I try to keep everything chemical free. My favourite is cleaning the bathroom using half a lemon. Sprinkle some salt on it if you need something abrasive. Makes everything shiny, not harmful to the environment, and it smells good too. After going so many years not using chemicals, it gives me  headache when I walk into a place that uses them.

*CG - Your resident hippie*
Lol. Like to bleach the hell out of everything. It smells good too.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Parts on November 06, 2010, 05:56:06 PM
I try to keep everything chemical free. My favourite is cleaning the bathroom using half a lemon. Sprinkle some salt on it if you need something abrasive. Makes everything shiny, not harmful to the environment, and it smells good too. After going so many years not using chemicals, it gives me  headache when I walk into a place that uses them.

*CG - Your resident hippie*
Lol. Like to bleach the hell out of everything. It smells good too.

You like the chlorine smell too :thumbup:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 06, 2010, 05:57:31 PM
Clean it when it gets on your nerves.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: 'andersom' on November 06, 2010, 06:00:59 PM
I try to keep everything chemical free. My favourite is cleaning the bathroom using half a lemon. Sprinkle some salt on it if you need something abrasive. Makes everything shiny, not harmful to the environment, and it smells good too. After going so many years not using chemicals, it gives me  headache when I walk into a place that uses them.

*CG - Your resident hippie*
Lol. Like to bleach the hell out of everything. It smells good too.

You like the chlorine smell too :thumbup:

Loved it as a kid. Especially loved the way the hands of my mum smelled after using bleach.

I did use bleach somewhere this year, for the first time since over 22 years. Just had to be. But, not liking the smell anymore. The warmth sensation it gives is still nice though.

Hope not to buy another bottle ever again. 
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 06, 2010, 07:01:52 PM
I try to keep everything chemical free. My favourite is cleaning the bathroom using half a lemon. Sprinkle some salt on it if you need something abrasive. Makes everything shiny, not harmful to the environment, and it smells good too. After going so many years not using chemicals, it gives me  headache when I walk into a place that uses them.

*CG - Your resident hippie*
Lol. Like to bleach the hell out of everything. It smells good too.

You like the chlorine smell too :thumbup:

okay, you two are just crazy. :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 06, 2010, 08:56:05 PM
Clean it when it gets on your nerves.

One of my friends does that. She describes herself as an "Oh my god I can't stand it anymore!" cleaner.  :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 07, 2010, 08:58:08 AM
Be born royal and have your staff do it.  Or move among your palaces and castles.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 07, 2010, 08:59:27 AM
Be born royal and have your staff do it.  Or move among your palaces and castles.

Best cleaning advice EVER!  :rofl:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 14, 2010, 05:37:57 PM
Watch Hoarders  to scare yourself tidy!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 14, 2010, 05:42:05 PM
Keep the doors locked, the shades drawn and the lights off.  Park your car down the block.  Then no one will stop by and you don't have to clean.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 14, 2010, 05:44:47 PM
Keep the doors locked, the shades drawn and the lights off.  Park your car down the block.  Then no one will stop by and you don't have to clean.

I already keep my doors locked and my blinds closed all the time, and I don't own a car, and I never get visitors anyway!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 14, 2010, 05:46:21 PM
Keep the doors locked, the shades drawn and the lights off.  Park your car down the block.  Then no one will stop by and you don't have to clean.

I already keep my doors locked and my blinds closed all the time, and I don't own a car, and I never get visitors anyway!   :2thumbsup:

Then you are so lucky.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 14, 2010, 05:47:56 PM
Keep the doors locked, the shades drawn and the lights off.  Park your car down the block.  Then no one will stop by and you don't have to clean.

I already keep my doors locked and my blinds closed all the time, and I don't own a car, and I never get visitors anyway!   :2thumbsup:

Then you are so lucky.

I know! I love living alone!    :nicegear:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 08:40:32 AM
If you are missing important items, make it FUN to track them down, make it a scavenger hunt!  :snowman:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: 'Butterflies' on November 17, 2010, 12:43:24 PM
If I leave tidying up for long enough, somebody else sometimes does it for me :)
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 26, 2010, 09:24:23 AM
If I leave tidying up for long enough, somebody else sometimes does it for me :)

Are you a slob like me then?  :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 26, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
If you are very clean at work but a slob at home,
and you really need to clean your house, just pretend you're at work!   :idea:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 28, 2010, 08:36:47 PM
Just start anywhere!   :arrr:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 09:36:52 PM
Just start anywhere!   :arrr:

And remember to keep on going
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 28, 2010, 09:40:31 PM
Just start anywhere!   :arrr:

And remember to keep on going

Oh hell yeah!  :pirate:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 09:41:48 PM
Just start anywhere!   :arrr:

And remember to keep on going

Oh hell yeah!  :pirate:

Would you start at my place?
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 28, 2010, 09:42:54 PM
Just start anywhere!   :arrr:

And remember to keep on going

Oh hell yeah!  :pirate:

Would you start at my place?

Sure, why not!  ;)
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: eris on November 28, 2010, 11:13:46 PM
house cleaning tips ?

I just throw everything away. I throw perfectly good things away everyday. I hate stuff. Id rather break stuff. All of my favorite things are ideas.


oh, and bleach. lots of it.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Icequeen on November 28, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
Mini blinds. Soak in hot sudsy water in the bathtub, then I have Minimaids (suction cup holders) that attach to the shower walls, attach blinds, give them a quick once over with a soft scrub brush, & spray to rinse, let drip dry.

Fiberglass shower walls. Clean thoughly, then use a good car wax on the walls (don't get it on the floor), makes it easier to keep clean.

Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Scrapheap on November 28, 2010, 11:57:58 PM
Fiberglass shower walls. Clean thoughly, then use a good car wax on the walls (don't get it on the floor), makes it easier to keep clean.



We used a similar trick in the Marines, we coated our shower walls with paste wax. Made field Day Inspections a breeze!!
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:16:57 AM
house cleaning tips ?

I just throw everything away. I throw perfectly good things away everyday. I hate stuff. Id rather break stuff. All of my favorite things are ideas.


oh, and bleach. lots of it.

  This entire post resonates with me.  I've become very willing to throw away stuff that I used to
   categorize as "must keep forever."  And I love my floral-scented bleach-in-a-spray-bottle.  8)
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:18:28 AM
the dishes wont clean themselves, so i have to manually do them :P

ive never lived in a house with a dishwasher! goddamn, i want one so bad  :laugh:

  We had one, growing up, and we still had to wash the dishes before loading them in the dishwasher.  :tard:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:20:11 AM
Clean it when it gets on your nerves.

  One of my friends describes herself as an "Oh my god I can't stand it anymore!" cleaner.  :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:22:17 AM
Burn down the house and start over :zoinks:

Knowing hoarders, they'd remove all their precious belongings before they torched it.

Can you imagine what a hoarder would do with Buckingham Palace?

  "Precious belongings" being "everything in the house!"  :GA:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:24:00 AM
Clean it when it gets on your nerves.

One of my friends does that. She describes herself as an "Oh my god I can't stand it anymore!" cleaner.  :laugh:

  Didn't realize I had already posted this.  Oh well.  Up goes the postcount!  :lol1:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:30:05 AM
  Become a digital hoarder!  I'm photographing all my old cards and letters (with my digital camera,
   not my phone, cause I figure the memory card in the camera is more reliable, given that phones can die
   out of nowhere), and when I have them all safely recorded to re-read (I'll upload them to my computer to
   see them full-size), I will shred the paper and be done with it!  Photographing other sentimental trash is
   also helpful.  Now that I've had mouse presence in the apartment, I'm glad to be rid of any potential
   nesting materials!  Onward and upward, into my second half-century!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: 'andersom' on January 22, 2016, 05:43:41 AM
Flood your apartment, it will drown the mice.  :M
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: 'andersom' on January 22, 2016, 05:46:12 AM
Serious tip.

Take a piece of string and tie the opening of duvet covers closed, before throwing them in the washing machine. It will prevent the rest of the washing playing hide and seek with the duvet covers. Your washing machine will like not everything clustered together inside the cover too. It will make less noise when spinning.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 22, 2016, 05:49:05 AM
Flood your apartment, it will drown the mice.  :M

  We actually had a flooding incident in the apartment across the hall from me.  A pipe burst
  and flooded that apartment and the one below.  The landlord paid for those tenants to stay
  in a hotel for a few days (sweet!  :green: ) and brought in HUGE fans which were run round the clock
  for days to dry everything out so mold wouldn't take over.  Eh ... the hotel would be nice, but
  I think I'll deal with the odd rodent as it appears.  ;)
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2016, 06:51:06 AM
  I think I'll deal with the odd rodent as it appears.  ;)[/font][/size]

 :eyelash:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 07:09:24 AM
  I think I'll deal with the odd rodent as it appears.  ;)[/font][/size]

 :eyelash:

  And some rodents are odder than others! :heart:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2016, 07:15:51 AM
  I think I'll deal with the odd rodent as it appears.  ;)[/font][/size]

 :eyelash:

  And some rodents are odder than others! :heart:

You can give this rodent all the soda you like.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 23, 2016, 11:04:59 AM
Flood your apartment, it will drown the mice.  :M

  We actually had a flooding incident in the apartment across the hall from me.  A pipe burst
  and flooded that apartment and the one below.  The landlord paid for those tenants to stay
  in a hotel for a few days (sweet!  :green: ) and brought in HUGE fans which were run round the clock
  for days to dry everything out so mold wouldn't take over.  Eh ... the hotel would be nice, but
  I think I'll deal with the odd rodent as it appears.  ;)


While staying in a residential hotel (Marriott) (post fire) we were on the first floor.  The PR's carpet near her bathroom was wet.  I blamed her of splashing too much water.  But the area by the tub was dry.  Turns out the Middle Eastern family youngsters on the 3rd floor had overflowed the tub badly.  The parents denied it, but the employees were able to track the water trail.  She slept with industrial fans going for 2 days to dry everything out.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 05:37:04 PM
  I've become very careful about storing trash lately.  :police:  I have a big old laundry hamper that is my
  indoor trash bin.  It's lined with a big bag, always.  Whenever I put a smaller bag of paper trash in it,
  I spray Lysol all over the bin contents to cover any scents that might attract pests.  As for actual food trash,
  I wrap that in aluminum foil and store it in the freezer till trash day.  It's the most disciplined I've ever been.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 05:43:28 PM
  I accept that I don't have the attention span to clean entire rooms from top to bottom, the "right" way,
  so now I just fit in as many mini-projects as I can.  If I have a minute, I can spray and wipe that area of
  the bathroom wall that tends to accumulate soap scum, I can spray and wipe the microwave, I can  :sweep:
  or mop one floor, I can change one wastebasket liner, etc., and every little project done during, say, the
  commercial breaks in the House marathon = one less thing to do later if I have unexpected company.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Jack on February 03, 2016, 07:02:28 PM
  I accept that I don't have the attention span to clean entire rooms from top to bottom, the "right" way,
 

'Right' can be subjective. Cleaning a room the right way takes an entire day, or a few days for a kitchen. Oldest once told me she felt cursed because that's the only way she knows how to clean. Step 1, drag everything out and make a pile in the middle of the room. :laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 07:11:38 PM
  I accept that I don't have the attention span to clean entire rooms from top to bottom, the "right" way,
 

'Right' can be subjective. Cleaning a room the right way takes an entire day, or a few days for a kitchen. Oldest once told me she felt cursed because that's the only way she knows how to clean. Step 1, drag everything out and make a pile in the middle of the room. :laugh:

  Step 2 (if you're me): Trip over everything for weeks before stuffing it all back where it was.  :rofl:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Jack on February 03, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 03, 2016, 08:41:45 PM
Wait for a fire and then the job's more than half done.  I had 3 men hauling the heavier stuff out and 3 women doing the lighter stuff.  All I had to do was say "Store" "Pitch."    :bigcry:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 04, 2016, 06:35:09 AM
  Having the mouse issue forces me to stay on top of my dirty dishes.  Washing one meal's worth of
  dishes beats the hell out of piling them in the sink.  It's so much easier to clean up as I go.  :multitask:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 16, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
  I love to see dirty water in a mop bucket, or dirty cleaning pads from my Wet Jet, or any evidence
  that I've just done a good thing by cleaning.  Sometimes the floor looks "eh - clean enough," but
  turns out to have been filthy.  That makes me glad I made the effort.

 
   I love the smell of cleaning products too.  :green:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 20, 2016, 07:40:09 AM
  On a de-hoarding/de-squaloring site where I lurk, a member posted a thread about what she calls
  "eight minute uprisings," meaning eight-minute (timed) blocks of cleaning.  I like that amount of time,
  and I have a little timer that I set to get me going.  It really helps with the inertia.  When I was doing
  my "crisis cleaning" during the initial mouse occupation, I kept telling myself, "Come on, get up and do
  eight more minutes!"  Then I'd take a break, then I'd get up and do eight more.  It really helped me.  8)
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 01, 2017, 09:24:09 AM
  Don't keep sweet-scented dishwashing liquid in the house during fruit fly season.  :GA:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 28, 2017, 06:38:43 AM
  Just keep going!  Momentum is a beautiful thing!  :multitask:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 28, 2017, 06:52:19 AM
  When lacking motivation, try to watch an episode of Hoarders.

   First you'll  :tv:   then you'll  :hide:   then you'll  :sweep:
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 28, 2017, 09:55:04 AM
  When lacking motivation, try to watch an episode of Hoarders.

   First you'll  :tv:   then you'll  :hide:   then you'll  :sweep:


Or you'll go, "Boy, I'm not THAT bad!" and go on to the next show.
Title: Re: post your house cleaning tips
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 01, 2017, 06:56:52 AM
  When lacking motivation, try to watch an episode of Hoarders.

   First you'll  :tv:   then you'll  :hide:   then you'll  :sweep:


Or you'll go, "Boy, I'm not THAT bad!" and go on to the next show.

  I used to watch just to snark.  Since having my own mouse visitations, I've been humbled.  :hide: