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Fart on my balls :orly:
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This.
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microwave stuff
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microwave stuff
And make toast! :zoinks:
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Fart on my balls :orly:
i can pull my balls all the way back to touch my butthole sometimes, if my nardsack is relaxed
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Fart on my balls :orly:
i can pull my balls all the way back to touch my butthole sometimes, if my nardsack is relaxed
I can forget this post, if I try really, REALLY hard! :sick:
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will it help you forget if i asked you to lick them clean after i got done wiping my ass with my balls?
;)
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Fart on my balls :orly:
What balls? You're a girl.
See? :pwned:
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I'm getting really good at apologizing here.
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I can split logs.
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Get backstabbed.
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Detail strip a Sig Sauer Classic line pistol.
Get backstabbed.
Very melodramatic Rage.
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Get backstabbed.
Stabbing my own back to shoe away a fly
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I can set up weather clock radios. i do it for family and friends all the time
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I can boil pasta, which I am about to do right now! :headbang2:
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I can boil pasta, which I am about to do right now! :headbang2:
You've been saying that for hours!!!!????
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I can boil pasta, which I am about to do right now! :headbang2:
You've been saying that for hours!!!!????
It's in the pot as we speak! Ready in two more minutes! :green:
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I can draw mountains
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I can wash the hell out of a load of dishes! :headbang:
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I can make a delicious carrot cake, thanks to the recipe from work, which I must copy for myself! :drool:
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I can make a delicious carrot cake, thanks to the recipe from work, which I must copy for myself! :drool:
I know you posted earlier of your success at work. It's my turn to stand, plate in hand with an expectant puppy dog look on my face.
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I can make a delicious carrot cake, thanks to the recipe from work, which I must copy for myself! :drool:
I know you posted earlier of your success at work. It's my turn to stand, plate in hand with an expectant puppy dog look on my face.
I will definitely send you some, even if only via the site. :hug:
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I can make a delicious carrot cake, thanks to the recipe from work, which I must copy for myself! :drool:
And not only for you. There are people hungering for a good carrot cake online. :eyelash:
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Juggle and walk on stilts
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Juggle and walk on stilts
At the same time?
Can I persuade you to walk on stilts wearing a kilt? (Sounds like naughty Seuss)
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Juggle and walk on stilts
At the same time?
Can I persuade you to walk on stilts wearing a kilt? (Sounds like naughty Seuss)
Yes :thumbup: I use stilts at work and am sometimes on them for six to eight hours. Sorry no kilts though
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Juggle and walk on stilts
At the same time?
Can I persuade you to walk on stilts wearing a kilt? (Sounds like naughty Seuss)
Yes :thumbup: I use stilts at work and am sometimes on them for six to eight hours. Sorry no kilts though
Darn. If I asked pretty please with sugar on it?
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Juggle and walk on stilts
At the same time?
Can I persuade you to walk on stilts wearing a kilt? (Sounds like naughty Seuss)
Yes :thumbup: I use stilts at work and am sometimes on them for six to eight hours. Sorry no kilts though
Darn. If I asked pretty please with sugar on it?
Well maybe :zoinks:
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Juggle and walk on stilts
At the same time?
Can I persuade you to walk on stilts wearing a kilt? (Sounds like naughty Seuss)
Yes :thumbup: I use stilts at work and am sometimes on them for six to eight hours. Sorry no kilts though
Darn. If I asked pretty please with sugar on it?
Well maybe :zoinks:
Okay, "Pretty please with sugar on it?"
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I can make a delicious carrot cake, thanks to the recipe from work, which I must copy for myself! :drool:
And not only for you. There are people hungering for a good carrot cake online. :eyelash:
YES! Queen Victoria did start a recipe thread! :idea:
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I can handle being locked outside in bitter cold for two hours. :snowman:
I wonder how much longer I could have done it. :orly:
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I can handle being locked outside in bitter cold for two hours. :snowman:
I wonder how much longer I could have done it. :orly:
It might have made you a weeble with the figure of an 8
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Fit though a 15 inch square hole
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I have perfect pitch so I can always tell when something is out of tune. It's fucked up, to be honest.
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
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I have perfect pitch so I can always tell when something is out of tune. It's fucked up, to be honest.
So does my sister! She got stuck helping my father tune the bars for his
homemade marimbas. She spent hours(?) listening to notes on the oscillator. :notes:
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
Why isn't it good?
If I want to, I can see double at close range, when I want. Not at a distance though.
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I can still get one foot behind my head though not as easy as when I was a kid when I could put both back there
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I can still get one foot behind my head though not as easy as when I was a kid when I could put both back there
Had to try.
No, can't do it any more. I am very stiff and rigid the past weeks, so who knows in a few weeks. But I think my days that I could do that are over.
Could still put the heel on top of my head, but not any further. Maybe I need practicing.
After 45 I have noticed that my flexibility is going down slowly.
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
Why isn't it good?
If I want to, I can see double at close range, when I want. Not at a distance though.
Can willingly see double any time or range, am able to cross only one eye, though can't recall the last time doing it. Do the optometrists say it's bad to be able to do it, or bad to do it?
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
Why isn't it good?
If I want to, I can see double at close range, when I want. Not at a distance though.
Can willingly see double any time or range, am able to cross only one eye, though can't recall the last time doing it. Do the optometrists say it's bad to be able to do it, or bad to do it?
Optometrists want to try and correct it. The one I have been seeing the last few years just gives me prismatic lenses which make it a little bit better. I can't cross my eyes at all.
Seeing double means not being able to see depth. If I go to a 3D movie and wear those special glasses, it just looks like a regular movie to me.
Odeon posted an interesting thread in Elders about someone who got their depth perception back some time ago. It won't happen to me, my left eye is too weak and damaged from surgery as a kid.
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
Why isn't it good?
If I want to, I can see double at close range, when I want. Not at a distance though.
Can willingly see double any time or range, am able to cross only one eye, though can't recall the last time doing it. Do the optometrists say it's bad to be able to do it, or bad to do it?
Optometrists want to try and correct it. The one I have been seeing the last few years just gives me prismatic lenses which make it a little bit better. I can't cross my eyes at all.
Seeing double means not being able to see depth. If I go to a 3D movie and wear those special glasses, it just looks like a regular movie to me.
Odeon posted an interesting thread in Elders about someone who got their depth perception back some time ago. It won't happen to me, my left eye is too weak and damaged from surgery as a kid.
So seeing double is default for you?
When you don't see double, is that because you discard the information of one eye, effectively only using one? And if so, do you have one eye that is very dominant?
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My right eye can wander all over the place. It's turned inward in many photos of me,
and during my last eye exam, the doctor reported that it was wandering outward as well.
Luckily, I do have depth perception. But sometimes my eyes creep people out 'cause
one will be looking at them and the other will be angled somewhere else. :trollface:
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I can dry-swallow a coated ibuprofen. :arrr:
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My right eye can wander all over the place. It's turned inward in many photos of me,
and during my last eye exam, the doctor reported that it was wandering outward as well.
Luckily, I do have depth perception. But sometimes my eyes creep people out 'cause
one will be looking at them and the other will be angled somewhere else. :trollface:
So, that's why my buttons are buttoned wrong. :laugh:
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I used to be able to bend my index fingers back so the tips touched the back of my hands they still go further back than most peoples but not that far anymore
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My right eye can wander all over the place. It's turned inward in many photos of me,
and during my last eye exam, the doctor reported that it was wandering outward as well.
Luckily, I do have depth perception. But sometimes my eyes creep people out 'cause
one will be looking at them and the other will be angled somewhere else. :trollface:
So, that's why my buttons are buttoned wrong. :laugh:
I'm trying, Your Majesty! :cbc: But there are so many buttons, and they're so small!
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I used to be able to bend my index fingers back so the tips touched the back of my hands they still go further back than most peoples but not that far anymore
Long long ago I could make my thumb touch my wrist.
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Odeon posted an interesting thread in Elders about someone who got their depth perception back some time ago. It won't happen to me, my left eye is too weak and damaged from surgery as a kid.
Won't happen to me either.
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I'm bloody good at this film projection thing. Its a shame it's a business populated by imbeciles.
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You must be brave and take the whole thing over. :viking:
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I should be brave and stop.
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I should be brave and stop.
You can do it.
You could even start an alternative festival.
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I should be brave and stop.
You can do it.
You could even start an alternative festival.
:runaway:
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I should be brave and stop.
You can do it.
You could even start an alternative festival.
:runaway:
Yes, that's the way to runaway from this festival. :runaway:
Run faster Odeon, run faster. They are coming to get you with nasty cheap special effects.
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I have patience with slow-moving, repetitive tasks at work. I do a good job at them. :orly:
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I can see double all the time. It isn't really a good thing. Optometrists don't like it.
Why isn't it good?
If I want to, I can see double at close range, when I want. Not at a distance though.
Can willingly see double any time or range, am able to cross only one eye, though can't recall the last time doing it. Do the optometrists say it's bad to be able to do it, or bad to do it?
Optometrists want to try and correct it. The one I have been seeing the last few years just gives me prismatic lenses which make it a little bit better. I can't cross my eyes at all.
Seeing double means not being able to see depth. If I go to a 3D movie and wear those special glasses, it just looks like a regular movie to me.
Odeon posted an interesting thread in Elders about someone who got their depth perception back some time ago. It won't happen to me, my left eye is too weak and damaged from surgery as a kid.
So seeing double is default for you?
When you don't see double, is that because you discard the information of one eye, effectively only using one? And if so, do you have one eye that is very dominant?
Yep, seeing double is the default setting. ;)
When I don't see double, it is my right eye that takes over. Even though it is short-sighted (my left eye is long-sighted), it is by far the strongest.
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I should be brave and stop.
You can do it.
You could even start an alternative festival.
:runaway:
Yes, that's the way to runaway from this festival. :runaway:
Run faster Odeon, run faster. They are coming to get you with nasty cheap special effects.
The problem is, I've been doing it for thirty years. It's a way of life, it's a big part of me, and so leaving is a huge change.
And I hate change.
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I can make people laugh. Probably the single best skill I have. :)
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I am very good at using items and tools on hand to fix things
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I am very good at using items and tools on hand to fix things
It's Parts to the rescue! :fixin: :tape: ( I still need to buy that quality 3M duct tape. )
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I should be brave and stop.
You can do it.
You could even start an alternative festival.
:runaway:
Yes, that's the way to runaway from this festival. :runaway:
Run faster Odeon, run faster. They are coming to get you with nasty cheap special effects.
The problem is, I've been doing it for thirty years. It's a way of life, it's a big part of me, and so leaving is a huge change.
And I hate change.
Seriously though, start your own. You have the experience and credibility to find a backer.
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
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I can stop postwhoring for awhile when I need a dinner break. Of course I can. :autism:
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
Only saw this now.
No, it shouldn't. A festival by me would be one with technically brilliant films. I'd love it and maybe a few others, but we wouldn't watch the films, we'd drop in to check the sound and image and then go back to the booth.
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
Only saw this now.
No, it shouldn't. A festival by me would be one with technically brilliant films. I'd love it and maybe a few others, but we wouldn't watch the films, we'd drop in to check the sound and image and then go back to the booth.
That sounds very spazzy, you should do it! :asthing:
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I can make people laugh, especially myself. :laugh:
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
Only saw this now.
No, it shouldn't. A festival by me would be one with technically brilliant films. I'd love it and maybe a few others, but we wouldn't watch the films, we'd drop in to check the sound and image and then go back to the booth.
That sounds very spazzy, you should do it! :asthing:
We do, in a way. We have these gatherings every year where we run a couple of 35mm and 70mm films in the garage. Nobody's actually watching the stuff other than for a few minutes at a time, and everybody's gathering next to the projector, drinking beer and talking about old times. It's awesome.
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Find almost any address in Ct without using GPS just maps I keep in the van.
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
Only saw this now.
No, it shouldn't. A festival by me would be one with technically brilliant films. I'd love it and maybe a few others, but we wouldn't watch the films, we'd drop in to check the sound and image and then go back to the booth.
That sounds very spazzy, you should do it! :asthing:
We do, in a way. We have these gatherings every year where we run a couple of 35mm and 70mm films in the garage. Nobody's actually watching the stuff other than for a few minutes at a time, and everybody's gathering next to the projector, drinking beer and talking about old times. It's awesome.
Sounds like Mardi Gras in New Orleans except everyone gathers on the parade route.
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Find almost any address in Ct without using GPS just maps I keep in the van.
Reading paper maps makes you, like, a retro-pioneer! It's a vanishing skill. :pirate:
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Find almost any address in Ct without using GPS just maps I keep in the van.
Reading paper maps makes you, like, a retro-pioneer! It's a vanishing skill. :pirate:
I also learned how to use topographic maps and nautical charts in collage :nerdy:
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Find almost any address in Ct without using GPS just maps I keep in the van.
Reading paper maps makes you, like, a retro-pioneer! It's a vanishing skill. :pirate:
I also learned how to use topographic maps and nautical charts in collage :nerdy:
I did not learn to use nautical maps. But I did have to make soil type maps. Was cool.
I like reading maps.
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The Moominfestival could become a reality, and should. :viking:
Only saw this now.
No, it shouldn't. A festival by me would be one with technically brilliant films. I'd love it and maybe a few others, but we wouldn't watch the films, we'd drop in to check the sound and image and then go back to the booth.
That sounds very spazzy, you should do it! :asthing:
We do, in a way. We have these gatherings every year where we run a couple of 35mm and 70mm films in the garage. Nobody's actually watching the stuff other than for a few minutes at a time, and everybody's gathering next to the projector, drinking beer and talking about old times. It's awesome.
Sounds like Mardi Gras in New Orleans except everyone gathers on the parade route.
You have 70mm shows nobody watches, too?
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Find almost any address in Ct without using GPS just maps I keep in the van.
Reading paper maps makes you, like, a retro-pioneer! It's a vanishing skill. :pirate:
I also learned how to use topographic maps and nautical charts in collage :nerdy:
I did not learn to use nautical maps. But I did have to make soil type maps. Was cool.
I like reading maps.
I know how to read nautical maps. My father taught me.
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I can recognize the silhouette of a red-tailed hawk gliding overhead. My father taught me. :orly:
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I can pack things very efficiently getting the most out of any given space. One of the builders I regularly do work for is always amazed at how much stuff comes out of my van and trailer saying it's like one of those clown cars at the circus. Only real downside is I have to be careful not to go too much over the weight limits on my vehicles
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I can pack things very efficiently getting the most out of any given space. One of the builders I regularly do work for is always amazed at how much stuff comes out of my van and trailer saying it's like one of those clown cars at the circus. Only real downside is I have to be careful not to go too much over the weight limits on my vehicles
Years ago I helped my sister pack to move into a new place, and she was impressed by my
packing skills too. I really love transferring small amounts of stuff into the smallest possible
containers, burping the air out from under plastic covers and plastic wrap, wrapping things
hermetically airtight, etc. :2thumbsup:
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I excel at pinpointing people's good traits and praising them eloquently. :)
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I can pack things very efficiently getting the most out of any given space. One of the builders I regularly do work for is always amazed at how much stuff comes out of my van and trailer saying it's like one of those clown cars at the circus. Only real downside is I have to be careful not to go too much over the weight limits on my vehicles
Years ago I helped my sister pack to move into a new place, and she was impressed by my
packing skills too. I really love transferring small amounts of stuff into the smallest possible
containers, burping the air out from under plastic covers and plastic wrap, wrapping things
hermetically airtight, etc. :2thumbsup:
I like the challenge of it.
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I wonder if it's a spazz thing. I'm very good at it too.
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I am a pretty decent grill cook. I enjoy standing over the grill and flipping pancakes. :bunny:
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I can pull myself out of a hopeless mood, usually by doing one small thing to better my life. :viking:
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I excel at pinpointing people's good traits and praising them eloquently. :)
I would like to be better at this.
I can raise one eyebrow and not the other. Left or right, I can do either way.
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I can raise one eyebrow and not the other. Left or right, I can do either way.
I can raise my right eyebrow by itself, but not my left. :eyebrow:
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I can clean like a righteous tornado! Which I will now do! :pirate:
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I can recognize the silhouette of a red-tailed hawk gliding overhead. My father taught me. :orly:
My son needs to learn this skill. :LOL:
He was sitting still in the grass the other day when it was warm and one started circling overhead.
There are a ton of them around here.