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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: ZEGH8578 on October 02, 2010, 03:02:15 PM
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does the bat-suit have nipples?
it allready has pecs and abs shaped into the actual structure. does it include nipples?
does his actual nipples fit into the nipple shape in the suit?
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does the bat-suit have nipples?
it allready has pecs and abs shaped into the actual structure. does it include nipples?
does his actual nipples fit into the nipple shape in the suit?
Only Robin knows for sure.
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i've always wonderd why when you buy hotdog buns how many is in there doesnt match up to hotdogs in the package
i've also wonderd why when you get a flat in your tire, you have to pay for air. i mean its practicly fucking everywhere
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i've always wonderd why when you buy hotdog buns how many is in there doesnt match up to hotdogs in the package
i've also wonderd why when you get a flat in your tire, you have to pay for air. i mean its practicly fucking everywhere
hmmmmmm
i often used the "air-dispenser" at gas stations to fill my bicycle tires, and never paid anything
maybe they didnt see us. it was the 80s.
also, the ammount of hotdog buns are carefully calculated to be unequal to the hotdog packs, world wide.
it "encourages" you to buy a whole other pack
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i've always wonderd why when you buy hotdog buns how many is in there doesnt match up to hotdogs in the package
i've also wonderd why when you get a flat in your tire, you have to pay for air. i mean its practicly fucking everywhere
hmmmmmm
i often used the "air-dispenser" at gas stations to fill my bicycle tires, and never paid anything
maybe they didnt see us. it was the 80s.
also, the ammount of hotdog buns are carefully calculated to be unequal to the hotdog packs, world wide.
it "encourages" you to buy a whole other pack
Air is for free here too, as far as I have seen it comes for free at every gas/petrol station I have been to.
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i used to be able to find some free air stations, but now i cant find any. guess how much there chargin? $1.25 for a few moments of fucking air
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(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/137429-177099-batman_super.jpg)
Val Kilmer...no nipples.
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/b62cdb81-dc93-4267-9cd1-44622bff5ed0_george_clooney_batman.jpg)
George Clooney....nipples.
Yeah, air isn't free here either, don't know how much it costs though, I carry a portable pump in the truck.
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(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3133/137429-177099-batman_super.jpg)
Val Kilmer...no nipples.
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/b62cdb81-dc93-4267-9cd1-44622bff5ed0_george_clooney_batman.jpg)
George Clooney....nipples.
Yeah, air isn't free here either, don't know how much it costs though, I carry a portable pump in the truck.
Air, oxygen.... those costumes are arousing...nipples or no!
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I wonder. If a woman never puts anything in her vagina... does it eventually close up?
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^No.
This is the first time I have heard of air costing money. Here it is free.
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*sniggering*
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i've always wonderd why when you buy hotdog buns how many is in there doesnt match up to hotdogs in the package
i've also wonderd why when you get a flat in your tire, you have to pay for air. i mean its practicly fucking everywhere
You're paying for the electricity used for the compressor in order to compress the air, my guess. Still even so, it should only cost a few cents though. It's still a rip-off.
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How come I can't fly when I pull on my foot?
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How come I can't fly when I pull on my foot?
You're supposed to push it instead.
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*does, and flies off* SCIENCE YAY
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I wonder. If a woman never puts anything in her vagina... does it eventually close up?
No, but it does grow teeth and it HUNGERS!
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Why can't I make my canary eat my diarrea?
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disguise it in the bird food
duh
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*sniggering*
that is NOT cool >:I
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you must be a nigger
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you must be a nigger
mmmh, i appreciate the effort, but it didnt quite land
i allready spent the "shock-value" of the nigger-joke :]
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Yeah.. sorry richard. He's right.
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thats ok. i was just wondering if he was because of his signature, i wasnt trying to make fun of him. otherwise i would have said it like this, "haha are you a nigger?" do you see the difference
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*golf clap*
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classic line right there :laugh:
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How many klopin too many
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because of my signature???
OBVIOUSLY im one of the white guys in the background.
who are you, in your signature?
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this is what happend. you obviously picked out a word in snigger that someone else said. snigger has nothing to do with nigger, as it is like snickering. (laughing evily) then i said, oh you must be a nigger. because you were obviously offended, then you said, you werent offended and the joke hadnt landed, but i've never heard of a white guy or japenese guy getting offended because he was called a nigger. so you must be one, i have no clue what that is in your signature so i assumed it was you. pics shouldnt be allowed in sigs in the first place, its very annoying to see something THAT friggin big in someones signature everytime you post a message.
call me a cracker, i can tell you now that i wont care. ;)
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this is what happend. you obviously picked out a word in snigger that someone else said. snigger has nothing to do with nigger, as it is like snickering. (laughing evily) then i said, oh you must be a nigger. because you were obviously offended, then you said, you werent offended and the joke hadnt landed, but i've never heard of a white guy or japenese guy getting offended because he was called a nigger. so you must be one, i have no clue what that is in your signature so i assumed it was you. pics shouldnt be allowed in sigs in the first place, its very annoying to see something THAT friggin big in someones signature everytime you post a message.
call me a cracker, i can tell you now that i wont care. ;)
omg you ARE a moron
i made a joke <--- read carefully, do not stop reading, untill you fully understand the meaning of the sentence <---read carefully.
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not only that
but you:
called me a nigger
cus you thought i was black :D
Whhoooaaaah :D:D:D
you know very well "cracker" doesnt hold up at all, you prick :D your just a racist :D
thats like calling a downsie a "fucking retard" to his face, and then go "its allright, you can call me a normie, i wont take offense"
:D
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ok so does that make sence to anyone else?
look dude why are you SO OFFENDED OMG. if you arent a nigger you wouldnt be acting like this
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dude
lets trace ALL the way back...
I
WASNT
OFFENDED
:D
jesus christ how thick is your skull?
MY nigger-comment WAS A JOKE
you thought i was
1. black
2. offended
so you turned into a little hillbilly racist for a moment, and NOW your all stuck in it, cus
im not black
im not offended
but your still a hillbilly racist :D
im lolling dude :]
thanx for the entertainment :]
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well you certainly acted offended. and post your picture, i wanna see what the truth is
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well you certainly acted offended. and post your picture, i wanna see what the truth is
why?
dont be so obnoxious, look around for it. ive posted it many times, and im not gonna dig around my photobucket cus YOU demand it :D
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right. ok well i still think your blowing this whole ordeal out of the water. your the one whos offended not me
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right. ok well i still think your blowing this whole ordeal out of the water. your the one whos offended not me
dude, no matter how much you try to jedi-trick me into "being offended" its not gonna work.
heres what you can try:
"allright, you win, for now,
i guess im a hillbilly racist, and i have much to learn,
but dont we all?"
go ahead, it stings only for a moment :)
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uh no? wow your the moron. your the one who got all arse hurt over being called a nigger dude. anyone in this topic can clearly go back and see that, but since you would like to continue to make yourself look like an idiot i'll kindly ablidge you
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uh no? wow your the moron. your the one who got all arse hurt over being called a nigger dude. anyone in this topic can clearly go back and see that, but since you would like to continue to make yourself look like an idiot i'll kindly ablidge you
orly?
jedi-mind-tricking again?
your not that powerfull you know:
*sniggering*
that is NOT cool >:I
that was my joke.
i assure you, it was a joke. see how i didnt highlight all of "sniggering", thats cus i could tell it says sniggering and not nigger. i can tell. moving on:
you must be a nigger
mmmh, i appreciate the effort, but it didnt quite land
i allready spent the "shock-value" of the nigger-joke :]
"you must be a nigger", which you allready have explained (ill paste that part RIGHT below here :D ) you said BECAUSE you thought i was black. at THIS point however, i had no idea, and i thought you were simply jesting, so i jested back, as seen by my sarcasm and smiley.
here:
this is what happend. you obviously picked out a word in snigger that someone else said. snigger has nothing to do with nigger, as it is like snickering. (laughing evily) then i said, oh you must be a nigger. because you were obviously offended, then you said, you werent offended and the joke hadnt landed, but i've never heard of a white guy or japenese guy getting offended because he was called a nigger. so you must be one, i have no clue what that is in your signature so i assumed it was you. pics shouldnt be allowed in sigs in the first place, its very annoying to see something THAT friggin big in someones signature everytime you post a message.
call me a cracker, i can tell you now that i wont care. ;)
TADA!
:)
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*sniggering*
that is NOT cool >:I
that was my joke.
i assure you, it was a joke. see how i didnt highlight all of "sniggering", thats cus i could tell it says sniggering and not nigger. i can tell. moving on:
[/quote]now your trying to twist things around wich will not work
that was not a joke. you obviously were mad and highlighted nigger, because it offended you. even rage said, after i had asked if you were a nigger that the joke had indeed didnt land. insinuating that it was not a joke to be calling anyone a nigger.
try again
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*sniggering*
that is NOT cool >:I
that was my joke.
i assure you, it was a joke. see how i didnt highlight all of "sniggering", thats cus i could tell it says sniggering and not nigger. i can tell. moving on:
now your trying to twist things around wich will not work
that was not a joke. you obviously were mad and highlighted nigger, because it offended you. even rage said, after i had asked if you were a nigger that the joke had indeed didnt land." insinuating that it was not a joke to be calling anyone a nigger.
try again
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wow...
okay
your a retard
whatever dude :D
if it makes you feel better:
OKAY, you WON, now RUN tell your mommy i let you win :b
jesus, what a dumbass.... how old are you? i know aspies arent "supposed" to get sarcasm, but jesus christ :b
your 10 right?
its okay, i guess youll catch on sooner or later.
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dude your the moron. you got offended because i called you a nigger. you said, "the joke didnt land" rage agreed.
you then proceded to get huffy over it and then tried to twist things around and said, i didnt get sarcasm.
it wasnt sarcasm!
otherwise, rage wouldnt have agreed with you that the joke hadnt landed!
fucking idiot
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dude your the moron. you got offended because i called you a nigger. you said, "the joke didnt land" rage agreed.
you then proceded to get huffy over it and then tried to twist things around and said, i didnt get sarcasm.
it wasnt sarcasm!
otherwise, rage wouldnt have agreed with you that the joke hadnt landed!
fucking idiot
you just dont give up do you?
i wonder if i can reach through your thick skull at all... maybe your simply clinically unreachable, who knows what else is wrong w your brain.
heres your flaw:
you cannot tell ME what I THINK or MEANT
but
you TOLD ME what YOU THOUGHT and MEANT
what you are doing beyond that, is pathetic and desperate. ive seen 8 year olds try to defend their statements better.
do you understand?
no?
pity.
retard
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you can spin it any way you like. anyone can clearly see what is going on :autism:
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dude your the moron. you got offended because i called you a nigger. you said, "the joke didnt land" rage agreed.
you then proceded to get huffy over it and then tried to twist things around and said, i didnt get sarcasm.
it wasnt sarcasm!
otherwise, rage wouldnt have agreed with you that the joke hadnt landed!
fucking idiot
you just dont give up do you?
i wonder if i can reach through your thick skull at all... maybe your simply clinically unreachable, who knows what else is wrong w your brain.
heres your flaw:
you cannot tell ME what I THINK or MEANT
but
you TOLD ME what YOU THOUGHT and MEANT
what you are doing beyond that, is pathetic and desperate. ive seen 8 year olds try to defend their statements better.
do you understand?
no?
pity.
retard
Watch it, or he'll put you on ignore.
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richard: also, by now, all you got left is to back to my original statement, and insist like a dumbass that i meant it in anger.
and you dont even realize.
ive given you several oportunities to back up, and just
admit
that
your fallible
for a moment
but you wont :D
here:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EO_KEFhe1e8/S7axyUDJBNI/AAAAAAAACeo/hck2JOLP3rM/s1600/shovel.jpg)
youll need it for your next comeback!
"everyone can see" yes, especially after i summarized it.
what do you need "everyone" for anyway, you coward little bitch?
cant handle me on your own? :*
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richard: also, by now, all you got left is to back to my original statement, and insist like a dumbass that i meant it in anger.
dude you were offended. go back and read the page, :facepalm2:
so if you werent that was you being sarcastic? ::)
i think not.
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richard: also, by now, all you got left is to back to my original statement, and insist like a dumbass that i meant it in anger.
dude you were offended. go back and read the page, :facepalm2:
so if you werent that was you being sarcastic? ::)
i think not.
what are you saying, i read "sniggering"
and thought it was
the same word
as nigger?
is that what your saying?
yes or no?
lets use logic for a moment.
1. i read "SNIGGERING"
2. i bolded NIGGER -S- NIGGER -ING-
3. and i somehow... forgot the S and the ING
right?
thats your angle, right?
thats how LOW your stooping, right?
yes or no? :)
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So this thread has become a ZEGH v.s Richard callout now?
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So this thread has become a ZEGH v.s Richard callout now?
Only if richard doesn't put him on ignore.
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So this thread has become a ZEGH v.s Richard callout now?
ive got untill 9 before i need to get offline.
thats 3 hours of time-to-kill :)
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richard: also, by now, all you got left is to back to my original statement, and insist like a dumbass that i meant it in anger.
dude you were offended. go back and read the page, :facepalm2:
so if you werent that was you being sarcastic? ::)
i think not.
what are you saying, i read "sniggering"
and thought it was
the same word
as nigger?
is that what your saying?
yes or no?
lets use logic for a moment.
1. i read "SNIGGERING"
2. i bolded NIGGER -S- NIGGER -ING-
3. and i somehow... forgot the S and the ING
right?
thats your angle, right?
thats how LOW your stooping, right?
yes or no? :)
yes that is what i am saying you moron. you didnt forget to bold anything, you clearly bolded the "nigger" part because it offended you, followed by the "thats not cool" because it offended you!
jesus fucking christ!
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do you get it now you fucking tard? :autism:
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richard: also, by now, all you got left is to back to my original statement, and insist like a dumbass that i meant it in anger.
dude you were offended. go back and read the page, :facepalm2:
so if you werent that was you being sarcastic? ::)
i think not.
what are you saying, i read "sniggering"
and thought it was
the same word
as nigger?
is that what your saying?
yes or no?
lets use logic for a moment.
1. i read "SNIGGERING"
2. i bolded NIGGER -S- NIGGER -ING-
3. and i somehow... forgot the S and the ING
right?
thats your angle, right?
thats how LOW your stooping, right?
yes or no? :)
yes that is what i am saying you moron. you didnt forget to bold anything, you clearly bolded the "nigger" part because it offended you, followed by the "thats not cool" because it offended you!
jesus fucking christ!
Zegh: You are right. He is an idiot. Funny, but an idiot all the same.
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waaa waaa waaa
um
*that was the joke*
yes
i am able to do that kind of complex shit you know, extract a word from another, as a joke.
you arent?
ill show you how:
shitzu <---
-zu
=
shit
see?
shitzu
=/=
shit
i can tell.
it was the joke i did.
heres whats hilarious tho:
you know this :D
your still trying to jedi-mind-trick me :D
"youuu weeere offeeendeeed! hear meee! you were offeeendeeed!"
well, youuu aaare a reeetaaard!
youuu neeed caaaretaaakeeers!
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it was not a joke and now once again your trying to twist things around to get out of dodge. you were offended, after i called you a nigger. this has already been fucking proven, so why i sit here and continue to argue with a tard is really going nowhere
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How did the American football get it's funny shape and what is the shape called in Geometry?
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it was not a joke and now once again your trying to twist things around to get out of dodge. you were offended, after i called you a nigger. this has already been fucking proven, so why i sit here and continue to argue with a tard is really gong nowhere
but im not black
:'D
and i wasnt as much offended as i was surprised when you told me that you called me a nigger because you thought i was one
that is where everything becomes quite hilarious :D
OR
are you gonna convince me that i AM black!?
YES!
YES YOU ARE!!! :D:D:D
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How did the American football get it's funny shape and what is the shape called in Geometry?
It was originally the same shape as a rugby ball, till richard used it as a suppository.
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i had rugby ball shaped hash once
:-[
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Why aren't there more blue/purple fruits and vegetables?
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i had rugby ball shaped hash once
:-[
Was it b-l-a-c-k? :zoinks:
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your obviously stressing out over my comments in the topic and were totally offended so i'll take this as a victory for me, no amount of hokuspokus or spindoctoring can save you now. you=pawned
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Why aren't there more blue/purple fruits and vegetables?
Because Sergeant Pepper's band fixed up the meanies by getting them bonked.
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i had rugby ball shaped hash once
:-[
Was it b-l-a-c-k? :zoinks:
Truth:
it was black
we call it "blackie"
which is also our word
for
"nigger"
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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i had rugby ball shaped hash once
:-[
Was it b-l-a-c-k? :zoinks:
Truth:
it was black
we call it "blackie"
which is also our word
for
"nigger"
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
nigger brown shoe polish.
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i had rugby ball shaped hash once
:-[
Was it b-l-a-c-k? :zoinks:
Truth:
it was black
we call it "blackie"
which is also our word
for
"nigger"
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
nigger brown shoe polish.
nigger!
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Sp1101watjj.jpg)
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Next one to post is a double nigger.
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:(
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
Actually richard's big fucking peter is a nigger, seeing as it's all brown... hang on, I don't think I wanna touch that, I just realised where it had been.
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:LOL:
/thread
Full circle, man.
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
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Whatever happened to Ipana toothpaste (Bucky Beaver?)?
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Whatever happened to Ipana toothpaste (Bucky Beaver?)?
Judy's around somewhere, I guess.
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
aw yay! now i got something to look foreward to!
i thought he had allready put me on ignore tho, i was surprised he came back for more :]
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
aw yay! now i got something to look foreward to!
i thought he had allready put me on ignore tho, i was surprised he came back for more :]
Just like the times he threatens to leave, then he's back within a day.
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
aw yay! now i got something to look foreward to!
i thought he had allready put me on ignore tho, i was surprised he came back for more :]
Just like the times he threatens to leave, then he's back within a day.
he does that too!?'
*points and laughs*
:zoinks:
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
aw yay! now i got something to look foreward to!
i thought he had allready put me on ignore tho, i was surprised he came back for more :]
Just like the times he threatens to leave, then he's back within a day.
he does that too!?'
*points and laughs*
:zoinks:
And the absolute classic is when he locks his own threads after someone gets him butthurt.
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U MUST BE A NIGGER LOL
That is NOT cool >:I
see now yer joking, before you were not!
how do you explain that then you genious?
i spontaneously changed personality?
wait, ive joked w nigger before, so
i changed into very sensitive, then i changed back, so twice a personality change in one day
you just diagnosed me a schizophrenic.
arent you clever!
you are SO conflicted up in your little head, i am absolutely sure you cry at night.
dontcha :]
What will happen is, he'll get butthurt, then put you on ignore. THEN he'll take you off to post some shit because he can't resist the temptation to look.
aw yay! now i got something to look foreward to!
i thought he had allready put me on ignore tho, i was surprised he came back for more :]
Just like the times he threatens to leave, then he's back within a day.
he does that too!?'
*points and laughs*
:zoinks:
And the absolute classic is when he locks his own threads after someone gets him butthurt.
you can lock your own thread!?
oh man that reminds me of the olden-days-forums where you could actually delete replies if within a thread that you made. i used to be such a fascist w that :D