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Title: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 08:06:33 PM
will you make me the happyest man alive and exept my hand in marriage?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
will you make me the happyest man alive and exept my hand in marriage?

Do we know each other from somewhere else?  :orly:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 08:12:33 PM
yes dont you remember that romatic dinner we had? i cut your steak for you.. :eyelash:
i believe you wore your favorite color yellow, in a dress that looked like a birthday gift
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 08:13:35 PM
That must have been some other lady! Yellow makes me look green!  :green:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
nonsence you never took your blueblocker style sunglasses off in the resturant so you probably did look green but in reality your skin is as white as snow
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 07, 2010, 08:22:00 PM
**sniff* I sense something.... something beautiful.... :heart:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 08:23:53 PM
**sniff* I sense something.... something beautiful.... :heart:

It's definitely unexpected!  :angel:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
**sniff* I sense something.... something beautiful.... :heart:

It's definitely unexpected!  :angel:
No shit, I thought Richard liked guys.  ???
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:31:10 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 08:32:59 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:

Nobody is supposed to be down your pants, Preacher, remember? Not till you're married!  :duh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 08:35:19 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Says the guy with tits ans Appalachia teeth.  ::)
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:38:23 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Says the guy with tits ans Appalachia teeth.  ::)

Like that's worse than having saggy old tits and dentures. ::)
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Says the guy with tits ans Appalachia teeth.  ::)

Like that's worse than having saggy old tits and dentures. ::)

Back to your Bible, leave the old sinners alone!  >:D
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 08:40:41 PM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Says the guy with tits ans Appalachia teeth.  ::)

Like that's worse than having saggy old tits and dentures. ::)
When you get to her age your tits will be sagging and you will either still have snaggle teeth or dentures.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 08:43:43 PM

When you get to her age your tits will be sagging and you will either still have snaggle teeth or dentures.
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I think his tits are sagging already ;)

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Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:46:39 PM
Wow... just look at that picture of me. I am one handsome motherfucker! :green:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 08:59:15 PM
Wow... just look at that picture of me. I am one motherfucker! :green:

Agreed :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:07:41 PM
Wow... just look at that picture of me. I am one motherfucker! :green:

Agreed :zombiefuck:

Was that the best you could come up with? Because that was rather... um... GAY!

Oh wait... :orly:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 09:07:49 PM
omg you guys only half of me is  :eiffel:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 09:09:31 PM
omg you guys only half of me is  :eiffel:


You are half French?   :intressant:  What other ethnicities do you have?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
omg you guys only half of me is  :eiffel:


You are half French?   :intressant:  What other ethnicities do you have?

I bet it's NIGGER.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 09:11:51 PM
omg you guys only half of me is  :eiffel:


You are half French?   :intressant:  What other ethnicities do you have?

I bet it's NIGGER.
Richard doesn't appear to have black ancestry in his pictures.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
what he means is im hung like a blackman :green:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:16:29 PM
what he means is im hung like a blackman :green:

Nah, you're hung like a Frenchie. :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 09:24:30 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 09:25:57 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous

I haven't.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 09:26:39 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous

I haven't.

Me neither.   :runaway:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 07, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
lol. A bite on the first cast. Good for you.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 09:29:55 PM
Wow... just look at that picture of me. I am one motherfucker! :green:

Agreed :zombiefuck:

Was that the best you could come up with? Because that was rather... um... GAY!

Oh wait... :orly:

Well, it is your pic.....
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous

I haven't.

Me neither.   :runaway:
go back and find the thread. im shure it still exists here  :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 09:37:47 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous

I haven't.

Me neither.   :runaway:
go back and find the thread. im shure it still exists here  :zoinks:

I'm not that interested. But I'd take a look if you wanted to post it again. :thumbup:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
shure dude. im pretty shure almost evryone heres seen my weenie but whatever, i know its fucking enormous

I haven't.

Me neither.   :runaway:
go back and find the thread. im shure it still exists here  :zoinks:

I'm not that interested. But I'd take a look if you wanted to post it again. :thumbup:

Oh wait, you said you were GAY! You know what's more vile than homosexuality? LYING! But you're already going to Hell anyways, so who cares? ::)
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 07, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
oh jez this is harder than trying to get the elephant back in the bag :laugh:
dude look how many posts i have, but ok.

 http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ruber1

dont click it if you find pornographic material of me offencive
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 09:44:30 PM
oh jez this is harder than trying to get the elephant back in the bag :laugh:
dude look how many posts i have, but ok.

 http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ruber1

dont click it if you find pornographic material of me offencive

No offense, I won't be clicking.  :angel:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 07, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
dont click it if you find pornographic material of me offencive
That's just funny.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 10:05:28 PM
oh jez this is harder than trying to get the elephant back in the bag :laugh:
dude look how many posts i have, but ok.

 http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ruber1

dont click it if you find pornographic material of me offencive

I haven't had my lunch yet, so I think I'll pass.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 10:08:11 PM
oh jez this is harder than trying to get the elephant back in the bag :laugh:
dude look how many posts i have, but ok.

 http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=ruber1

dont click it if you find pornographic material of me offencive
Be careful about letting Felcher Aspie suck your dick Richard. With that snaggle tooth he must be one hell of an organ grinder.  :lol:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 10:13:27 PM
I just watched the vid. Not what I ws expecting :LOL: I've seen worse though. I notice you've got 251 fans :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 12:28:47 AM
I wonder if Judy will have to be 21 when he enrols to vote; that could be interesting, seeing the name Judy FelcherAspie on the electoral roll.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Eclair on September 08, 2010, 12:43:44 AM
I just watched the vid. Not what I ws expecting :LOL: I've seen worse though. I notice you've got 251 fans :2thumbsup:

I peeked for research purposes of course, however I couldn't get it to load up (uggh, bad term!)...so gave up after having 2 minutes of Richard's willy up on my screen. Interesting site.

I'm thinking cbc might not be into a guy like you....sorry, not meaning to kill the  :pinkbeat: :heart: :heart: :pinkbeat: :heart: :pinkbeat: :pinkbeat: :heart: :pinkbeat:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 01:28:05 AM
I wonder if Richard gets Dick for short.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 08, 2010, 07:00:16 AM
I guess richard confused couldbecousin for a guy. No. She is a female, believe it or not!

Not that it matters, since CBC probably looks more like a lesbian Bigfoot than Lindsey Lohan (down my pants). :zoinks:
Stop being jealous Judy. Just because you want to have Richard try to "pin a tail on you". Don't fret. His attention will wander, then you can show him your 2 inch frankfurt and he can exchange cumshots. It could be a start of something unique. Don't resist it.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 07:04:08 AM
Richard's willeh is more bent than an entire gay pride parade. :zoinks:

Quote
balls, tight buttholes, big fuckin peters

Big fuckin' PETERS. :laugh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 08:53:23 AM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:56:35 AM
Richard's willeh is more bent than an entire gay pride parade. :zoinks:

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balls, tight buttholes, big fuckin peters

Big fuckin' PETERS. :laugh:

(http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/038/902/small/1262877089231.jpg?1265549779)
Wut?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 08, 2010, 09:22:08 AM
I just watched the vid. Not what I ws expecting :LOL: I've seen worse though. I notice you've got 251 fans :2thumbsup:

I peeked for research purposes of course, however I couldn't get it to load up (uggh, bad term!)...so gave up after having 2 minutes of Richard's willy up on my screen. Interesting site.

I'm thinking cbc might not be into a guy like you....sorry, not meaning to kill the  :pinkbeat: :heart: :heart: :pinkbeat: :heart: :pinkbeat: :pinkbeat: :heart: :pinkbeat:
im happy you enjoyed that eclair :)
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2010, 12:27:44 PM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!

And that's the only part of you that is. :laugh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 08, 2010, 12:32:27 PM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!

And that's the only part of you that is. :laugh:

I thought the guy *cough* lady never had one, if he has, then its too puny for the human eye to see. :lol:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2010, 12:33:48 PM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!

And that's the only part of you that is. :laugh:

I thought the guy *cough* lady never had one, if he has, then its too puny for the human eye to see. :lol:

Small enough and it will always be straight.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 08, 2010, 03:51:22 PM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!

And that's the only part of you that is. :laugh:

I thought the guy *cough* lady never had one, if he has, then its too puny for the human eye to see. :lol:

Small enough and it will always be straight.
He sure sounds like he is one horny guy.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 04:14:25 PM
Richard's penis is b-b-bent like Chris-chan's? Pffft hahahahahahahaha! :pwned:

My penis is STRAIGHT!

And that's the only part of you that is. :laugh:

I thought the guy *cough* lady never had one, if he has, then its too puny for the human eye to see. :lol:

Small enough and it will always be straight.
He sure sounds like he is one horny guy.

You know what they say about a black man's penis being bigger than a white man's penis. That's a myth used to sell crappy rap albums and turn white women into gang whores. So there. :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 04:30:46 PM

You know what they say about a black man's penis being bigger than a white man's penis. That's a myth used to sell crappy rap albums and turn white women into gang whores. So there. :wanker:

I'll take your word for it. You are the penis expert on this site :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 05:23:46 PM

You know what they say about a black man's penis being bigger than a white man's penis. That's a myth used to sell crappy rap albums and turn white women into gang whores. So there. :wanker:

I'll take your word for it. You are the penis expert on this site :zombiefuck:

It's true. Penis size is not race-dependent... you racist bastards! :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 05:28:02 PM


It's true. Penis size is not race-dependent... you racist bastards! :wanker:

I'm sure you've seen and touched, and probably been penetrated by more penises than most of this site put together, so you would know. I suppose huge knowledge of penises is one of the benefits of being a rent boy.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 05:55:47 PM


It's true. Penis size is not race-dependent... you racist bastards! :wanker:

I'm sure you've seen and touched, and probably been penetrated by more penises than most of this site put together, so you would know. I suppose huge knowledge of penises is one of the benefits of being a rent boy.

You're supposed to be a Lesbian. You are not supposed to talk about penises. Only vaginas. :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 05:59:20 PM
You're supposed to be straight. You are not supposed to talk about penises. Only vaginas. :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 06:03:44 PM


You're supposed to be a Lesbian. You are not supposed to talk about penises. Only vaginas. :zoinks:

I look at penises and I talk about them. I just don't want to have sex with one. In fact, if you were standing next to me in the shower I'd even have a loojk at yours.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'andersom' on September 08, 2010, 06:08:13 PM


You're supposed to be a Lesbian. You are not supposed to talk about penises. Only vaginas. :zoinks:

I look at penises and I talk about them. I just don't want to have sex with one. In fact, if you were standing next to me in the shower I'd even have a loojk at yours.

 :asthing:

 :viking: :swords:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 06:13:25 PM


You're supposed to be a Lesbian. You are not supposed to talk about penises. Only vaginas. :zoinks:

I look at penises and I talk about them. I just don't want to have sex with one. In fact, if you were standing next to me in the shower I'd even have a loojk at yours.

Are we in denial much? :zoinks: And I'm fapping about the prospect of standing next to you in the shower right now! Whoooooo!!!

FAP FAP FAP FAPPITY FIP FAP!

SQUIRT!
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 06:16:01 PM


Are we in denial much? :zoinks: And I'm fapping about the prospect of standing next to you in the shower right now! Whoooooo!!!



Be careful and not fap too hard in case your trailerhome topples over.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:16:55 PM
There goes Judy's penis envy again.

He envies the fact everyone has one and he doesn't.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 06:17:57 PM


Are we in denial much? :zoinks: And I'm fapping about the prospect of standing next to you in the shower right now! Whoooooo!!!



Be careful and not fap too hard in case your trailerhome topples over.

I don't live in a fucking trailer you dumb butch. I live in a studio apartment! There goes you lame-ass joke. But then again, Lesbians aren't exactly known for being great comedians. :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:21:04 PM


Are we in denial much? :zoinks: And I'm fapping about the prospect of standing next to you in the shower right now! Whoooooo!!!



Be careful and not fap too hard in case your trailerhome topples over.

I don't live in a fucking trailer you dumb butch. I live in a studio apartment! There goes you lame-ass joke. But then again, Lesbians aren't exactly known for being great comedians. :wanker:

That wouldn't be Studio 4 at Warner Bros, would it?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 06:23:02 PM


I don't live in a fucking trailer you dumb butch. I live in a studio apartment! There goes you lame-ass joke. But then again, Lesbians aren't exactly known for being great comedians. :wanker:

I bet its just 2 caravans stacked on top of each other because there wasn't enough room in the trailer park.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 06:25:10 PM


That wouldn't be Studio 4 at Warner Bros, would it?

 :2thumbsup: I see a bit of Bugs Bunny in him too. Maybe he's the lovechild of Elmor Fudd and Bugs Bunny
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:25:40 PM


I don't live in a fucking trailer you dumb butch. I live in a studio apartment! There goes you lame-ass joke. But then again, Lesbians aren't exactly known for being great comedians. :wanker:

I bet its just 2 caravans stacked on top of each other because there wasn't enough room in the trailer park.

And they still have their wheels attached.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 08, 2010, 06:46:38 PM


That wouldn't be Studio 4 at Warner Bros, would it?

 :2thumbsup: I see a bit of Bugs Bunny in him too. Maybe he's the lovechild of Elmor Fudd and Bugs Bunny
:thumbdn: Bugs Bunny is way too cool to be related to Felcher Aspie.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 06:48:39 PM

:thumbdn: Bugs Bunny is way too cool to be related to Felcher Aspie.
[/quote]

 :agreed:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:58:42 PM

:thumbdn: Bugs Bunny is way too cool to be related to Felcher Aspie.

 :agreed:
[/quote]


Probably more like Pepe Le Pew.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 08, 2010, 07:13:15 PM

:thumbdn: Bugs Bunny is way too cool to be related to Felcher Aspie.

 :agreed:


Probably more like Pepe Le Pew.

Pepe is tres cool!  :toporly:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 08, 2010, 07:13:57 PM

 :thumbdn: Bugs Bunny is way too cool to be related to Felcher Aspie.

 :agreed:


Probably more like Pepe Le Pew.

Pepe is tres cool!  :toporly:
Oui.  :eiffel:  :plus:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 07:17:02 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 08, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Coming from a snaggle toothed felcher like yourself that is a compliment.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 07:22:02 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Coming from a snaggle toothed felcher like yourself that is a compliment.

I'd say his teeth would be more like Crusader Rabbit's.

Or the Tasmanian Devil.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Coming from a snaggle toothed felcher like yourself that is a compliment.

I'd say his teeth would be more like Crusader Rabbit's.

Or the Tasmanian Devil.

I am Daffy Duck. I am Bugs Bunny's whipping boy. :wanker:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 08, 2010, 07:25:20 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Coming from a snaggle toothed felcher like yourself that is a compliment.

I'd say his teeth would be more like Crusader Rabbit's.

Or the Tasmanian Devil.
:LMAO:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Callaway on September 08, 2010, 09:16:43 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:

I think Pepe Le Pew was used to make fun of the French stereotype.

He believes he is such a good lover and he's completely oblivious about his odor and what the black female cat who has the white stripe painted on her back wants so he sexually harasses her, like he does in this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdBndu0YUM&feature=related
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 09, 2010, 06:34:50 PM
Pepe Le Pew is the lamest Loony Tunes character ever. Bite. :wanker:
Coming from a snaggle toothed felcher like yourself that is a compliment.

I'd say his teeth would be more like Crusader Rabbit's.

Or the Tasmanian Devil.

I am Daffy Duck. I am Bugs Bunny's whipping boy. :wanker:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdqQat8Jys4

Yes, you sure are.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 09, 2010, 06:38:20 PM
 :lol: I remember Duck Amuck. Mel Blanc was an outstanding talent.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 09, 2010, 06:40:08 PM
im presentley suprised at how this is all ending. i thought i was gonna have to be in her verbally abusing everyone
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 09, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
im presentley suprised at how this is all ending. i thought i was gonna have to be in her verbally abusing everyone
What is stopping you?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 09, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
im presentley suprised at how this is all ending. i thought i was gonna have to be in her verbally abusing everyone
What is stopping you?

I guess that would make it 'fuck amuck'.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 09, 2010, 06:50:16 PM
im presentley suprised at how this is all ending. i thought i was gonna have to be in her verbally abusing everyone
What is stopping you?

I'm sure he's too busy making wanking videos so he can get some big fuckin' peters.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 09, 2010, 06:52:26 PM
im presentley suprised at how this is all ending. i thought i was gonna have to be in her verbally abusing everyone
What is stopping you?

I'm sure he's too busy making wanking videos so he can get some big fuckin' peters.
:LMAO: Good point.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 09, 2010, 06:53:39 PM


I'm sure he's too busy making wanking videos so he can get some big fuckin' peters.

I found his wanking video quite impressive.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 09, 2010, 07:09:16 PM
I didn't bother watching it, was too busy laughing at that "big fuckin peters" line on his profile.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 09, 2010, 07:10:38 PM
I'm scared to watch it!   :hide:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 09, 2010, 07:17:00 PM
I'm scared to watch it!   :hide:

It is quite scary, but also quite impressive. When I clicked on the link i was expecting to see a nude photo, I wasn't expecting to see a porn flick. I even showed it to my friend and she was impressed as well, and she is a bit slutty and has seen quite a few willys.
If you are going to watch it, have a couple of glasses of wine first.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 09, 2010, 07:20:16 PM
I'm scared to watch it!   :hide:

It is quite scary, but also quite impressive. When I clicked on the link i was expecting to see a nude photo, I wasn't expecting to see a porn flick. I even showed it to my friend and she was impressed as well, and she is a bit slutty and has seen quite a few willys.
If you are going to watch it, have a couple of glasses of wine first.

That's OK, I don't drink at all and I don't want to look at the video, but thanks for the warning!  :laugh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 09, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
I'm scared to watch it!   :hide:

It is quite scary, but also quite impressive. When I clicked on the link i was expecting to see a nude photo, I wasn't expecting to see a porn flick. I even showed it to my friend and she was impressed as well, and she is a bit slutty and has seen quite a few willys.
If you are going to watch it, have a couple of glasses of wine first.

That's OK, I don't drink at all and I don't want to look at the video, but thanks for the warning!  :laugh:

I wonder if John Holmes has a rival.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 06:05:10 AM
Oh cmon Cbc. Its just a dude jacking off, no big deal.

Go log on to chatroulette if you have a dick phobia.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 10, 2010, 06:06:05 AM
Oh cmon Cbc. Its just a dude jacking off, no big deal.

Go log on to chatroulette if you have a dick phobia.

I don't want to see it.  :P
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 10, 2010, 11:02:47 AM
Couldbecousin i changed my avatar just for you. notice im wearing the famous shirt baby :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 11:14:58 AM
Oh cmon Cbc. Its just a dude jacking off, no big deal.

Go log on to chatroulette if you have a dick phobia.

I don't want to see it.  :P
Not mine. But chatroulette is just a bunch of dudes jacking it.

Go. Become a sexual t-rex.

Also LOL Richard.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 10, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
Couldbecousin i changed my avatar just for you. notice im wearing the famous shirt baby :zoinks:

Nice avatar, but I'm sorry, I still don't remember the shirt!  :laugh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 10, 2010, 03:37:46 PM
Oh cmon Cbc. Its just a dude jacking off, no big deal.

Go log on to chatroulette if you have a dick phobia.

I don't want to see it.  :P
Not mine. But chatroulette is just a bunch of dudes jacking it.

Go. Become a sexual t-rex.

Also LOL Richard.

I don't want to go to Chatroulette.  :P
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
would that be chatroulette.com?  :zoinks:

also Richards Xtube profile wouldnt load  :-[
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 01:29:53 PM
xtube it a bitch, i think think there having finachial problems. just know that its the size of a redwood :zoinks:

Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 01:35:14 PM
xtube it a bitch, i think think there having finachial problems. just know that its the size of a redwood :zoinks:



 :needpics:

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 15, 2010, 02:43:29 PM
Oh cmon Cbc. Its just a dude jacking off, no big deal.

Go log on to chatroulette if you have a dick phobia.

I don't want to see it.  :P
Not mine. But chatroulette is just a bunch of dudes jacking it.

Go. Become a sexual t-rex.

Also LOL Richard.

I don't want to go to Chatroulette.  :P

And rightly so.  That is no place for a Victorian lady.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
that reply reminded me of this really good porno i saw involving a nun taking care of a very sick man. long story short they fucked in her nunlair and it ruled :plus:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
that reply reminded me of this really good porno i saw involving a nun taking care of a very sick man. long story short they fucked in her nunlair and it ruled :plus:

 :rofl:

Wow porno-directors sure are creative  :orly:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 15, 2010, 05:53:29 PM
that reply reminded me of this really good porno i saw involving a nun taking care of a very sick man. long story short they fucked in her nunlair and it ruled :plus:

 :rofl:

Wow porno-directors sure are creative  :orly:

that plot is as old as the Middle Ages.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 05:54:30 PM
that reply reminded me of this really good porno i saw involving a nun taking care of a very sick man. long story short they fucked in her nunlair and it ruled :plus:

 :rofl:

Wow porno-directors sure are creative  :orly:

that plot is as old as the Middle Ages.


I dont watch porn I wouldnt know :P
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 05:57:21 PM
just what kind of a squid are you?  :orly:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 15, 2010, 05:58:56 PM
that reply reminded me of this really good porno i saw involving a nun taking care of a very sick man. long story short they fucked in her nunlair and it ruled :plus:

 :rofl:

Wow porno-directors sure are creative  :orly:

that plot is as old as the Middle Ages.


I dont watch porn I wouldnt know :P

I don't watch porn either.  Films haven't invented yet.  I just read the classics.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: skyblue1 on September 15, 2010, 05:59:49 PM
Calamari
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 06:02:30 PM
just what kind of a squid are you?  :orly:

One that gets bored by commercial porn  :lol:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
i see. im not picky, if its free im watching it
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 15, 2010, 06:05:33 PM
i see. im not picky, if its free im watching it

If you got paid, would you do it?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 06:13:16 PM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 06:15:40 PM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

K , let me just get the whipped cream and chocolate sauce.......
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 06:27:19 PM
omg :laugh:

im afraid i only like to eat sweets, not wear them :P
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
omg :laugh:

im afraid i only like to eat sweets, not wear them :P

Np I'll lick it off  :green:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 15, 2010, 06:57:19 PM
but, but i cant have a squid licking my frame. i'll scream!
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Squidusa on September 15, 2010, 06:58:51 PM
but, but i cant have a squid licking my frame. i'll scream!


Im only a small squid dont be such a pussy  :lol:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 15, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 16, 2010, 05:31:07 AM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.

Her Majesty will have some free time this Saturday!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'andersom' on September 16, 2010, 05:35:37 AM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.

Her Majesty will have some free time this Saturday!  :thumbup:

* turns around to Lady Weeble *[whisper]Doesn't Her Majesty happen to have a dungeon appointment coming Saturday? [/whisper]
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 16, 2010, 05:45:33 AM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.

Her Majesty will have some free time this Saturday!  :thumbup:

* turns around to Lady Weeble *[whisper]Doesn't Her Majesty happen to have a dungeon appointment coming Saturday? [/whisper]

*whispers back* I moved that to Sunday so Her Majesty could have some free time!  ;)
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'andersom' on September 16, 2010, 10:31:07 AM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.

Her Majesty will have some free time this Saturday!  :thumbup:

* turns around to Lady Weeble *[whisper]Doesn't Her Majesty happen to have a dungeon appointment coming Saturday? [/whisper]

*whispers back* I moved that to Sunday so Her Majesty could have some free time!  ;)

[whispers]Wow, you could reschedule Parts to coming Sunday, you are incredibly resourceful. What did it take to get him to rearrange? [/whisper]
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: richard on September 16, 2010, 11:05:10 AM
cool. i'll be wearing my best outfit! i can tell the lady like class as much as a big tool :laugh:
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 17, 2010, 08:01:18 AM
yes. would you like to spend the evening with me?

Check with Lady Weeble to see when I'm free.

Her Majesty will have some free time this Saturday!  :thumbup:

* turns around to Lady Weeble *[whisper]Doesn't Her Majesty happen to have a dungeon appointment coming Saturday? [/whisper]

*whispers back* I moved that to Sunday so Her Majesty could have some free time!  ;)

[whispers]Wow, you could reschedule Parts to coming Sunday, you are incredibly resourceful. What did it take to get him to rearrange? [/whisper]

She promised to go sidewalk shopping with him.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Semicolon on April 05, 2014, 09:34:53 PM
Bumping this for :cbc:. :P
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 05, 2014, 11:23:56 PM
Good grief.  I'd totally forgotten about this.

I was still Weakling back then.  This must have been about the time I changed to Queen Victoria.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: Jack on April 05, 2014, 11:45:20 PM
This thread is the birthmark of big fucking peters.
Title: Re: couldbecousin
Post by: 'andersom' on April 06, 2014, 01:47:55 AM
How appropriate, in a thread about the  :cbc:

 :lol1: