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Start here => Games => Topic started by: normal_impaired on July 19, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
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Personally, I'm not going to have a grave stone as I want my body to be used first as an organ donor, then as a cadaver, and then I want the skeleton to hang in a museum or a classroom or something. But even if you want to be cremated, either way, what would your (hypothetical) grave stone say?
I'm thinking mine should say something like:
"He smoked and drank and said aw'fuckit, and wouldn'cha know, he kicked the bucket".
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"DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!" :zombiefuck:
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HE probably lived too hard, died too young, but DAMN, he left a hawt corpse!
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He was killed by smoking kryptonite. :zombiefuck:
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HE probably lived too hard, died too young, but DAMN, he left a hawt corpse!
I love this one :laugh:
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I want mine to be blank
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I want mine to be blank
Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it? :orly:
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I want mine to be blank
But you want a stone?
I liked the thought of being burried without too much fuss in the peat, so that in a thousand years or more, someone might make a fire out of me, used to distill a nice whisky or something else.
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I want mine to be blank
But you want a stone?
I liked the thought of being burried without too much fuss in the peat, so that in a thousand years or more, someone might make a fire out of me, used to distill a nice whisky or something else.
It would be a fine whisky indeed! :scotch:
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"Oops"
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I want mine to be blank
Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it? :orly:
quite content not having admirers
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I want mine to be blank
Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it? :orly:
quite content not having admirers
That makes me sad. :(
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my name, birth date, death date.
As an interesting aside DH and I are going to be buried with our respective parents rather than each other.
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I want mine to be blank
Don't you want your admirers to be able to find it? :orly:
quite content not having admirers
That makes me sad. :(
ROFL.....................................Y?
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Mine should have no dates and say, She never knew what day it was anyway.
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I kind of like this one.
Here lies *****.
In perfect health,
died in a sudden & unexpected manner,
while reading tombstones.
>:D
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Mine should have no dates and say, She never knew what day it was anyway.
Why does that sound like me?
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Maybe time is more relative for some people.
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Mine should have no dates and say, She never knew what day it was anyway.
:plus:, OK, no :plus: but it's great!
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Maybe I should just have an LCD screen that displays the latest post in a special thread made for it.
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Maybe I should just have an LCD screen that displays the latest post in a special thread made for it.
On your grave? :rofl:
That's an extreme loyalty to I2 :plus:
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Well it would probably cycle through threads on all the forums I'm on, but the ones from this site would probably attract the most attention.
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Mine should probably be engraved with the classic procrastinator's mantra, NOT YET! :rofl:
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He was a banana guy of the aspie elite that has been eatened.
But his soul will EAT YOU! :evillaugh:
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He was a banana guy of the aspie elite that has been eatened.
But his soul will EAT YOU! :evillaugh:
Will you haunt all our dreams? :orly:
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He was a banana guy of the aspie elite that has been eatened.
But his soul will EAT YOU! :evillaugh:
Will you haunt all our dreams? :orly:
Yes, even that too. :zoinks:
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He was a banana guy of the aspie elite that has been eatened.
But his soul will EAT YOU! :evillaugh:
Will you haunt all our dreams? :orly:
Yes, even that too. :zoinks:
Oh well, at least you'll be a cheery ghost! :laugh:
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My gravestone won't say anything. Gravestones can't talk ya'll.
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"I'll be back..."
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Not sure but I want one like this
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/035.jpg)
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"Buy advertising space here"
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I dunno what I'd want on mine, but I think I might want to install a spittoon on my mother's when she kicks it.
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Not sure but I want one like this
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/035.jpg)
I love those old stones! There is a tiny old cemetery like that behind the city hall of my city, fenced off in a little park area.
I wonder what the surroundings looked like when the stones were new. I think about the people who are buried there and
hope they are at peace, even if that peace consists of non-existence. :chin:
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We have a few real nice ones around here with those type of stones. I like going to them and reading the stones and taking photos it's peaceful
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"I knew who killed Kennedy"
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"When I wake up, I am going to be very pissed at you assholes for throwing all this dirt on me."
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"The guy next to me stinks."
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Booooooh
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"Insert something funny here"
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"I feel quite dead"
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someone let me out .....please
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"Don't let your dog do THAT here"
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"Pee on my neighbour instead" :zoinks:
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Booooooh
"I've got a stiffy."
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Booooooh
"I've got a stiffy."
Nice to think that sort of thing might continue after death. :zoinks:
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"Should have taken that day off"
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"Hey, guys! Watch this!"
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
Fitting text on a head stone.
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
In reference to you or your malady?
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
In reference to you or your malady?
:LMAO: It's okay in odeons case, he has a Jag!
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
In reference to you or your malady?
:LMAO: It's okay in odeons case, he has a Jag!
Does that mean they'll bury him in the Jag?
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normal_impaired almost made it to Elder status. I wonder if he will be back.
There is the old classic: "I told you I was sick!"
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We don't usually have gravestones in New Orleans. We bury above ground in family tombs. I will be the 4th generation in ours. There are a few military headstones placed at the base of the family tombs for those killed in war, possibly because the body was not recovered or returned. Anyway, it won't be much, if anything for me. No one left to look at it after the Princess Royal dies.
What should it say? I have no idea. I'm not finished living my life yet.
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
In reference to you or your malady?
:LMAO: It's okay in odeons case, he has a Jag!
Does that mean they'll bury him in the Jag?
(http://kereta.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/MOST-UNWANTED-TO-DRIVE-THE-COFFIN-CAR-400x300.jpg)
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"Finally the headache is gone!"
In reference to you or your malady?
I know the film festival people see me as a headache they could live without. :zoinks:
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"Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them." :trollskull:
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"Returned to Sender, That Address Unknown"
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"Returned to Sender, That Address Unknown"
"Returned to Sender" is on my father's grave stone.
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"oops"
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"Returned to Sender, That Address Unknown"
That last part hits a little too close to home. It really is a great unknowable abyss out there. :hide:
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"Here lies Some_Bloke, the biggest git in the universe"
Or
"Here lies Some_Bloke smuggest autisticest cunt."
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Already been mentioned, but...
(http://i64.tinypic.com/dfu7wm.jpg)
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I try hard to NOT speak profoundly, but at my age, surrounded by twenty-somethings, it is difficult to just be "one of the guys."
I often hope that what I need to say does not end up on some grave stone somewhere.
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Mine should have no dates and say, She never knew what day it was anyway.
That still sounds right.
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:zoinks:
(http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/3/337536.jpg)
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No tombstone for me. I wouldn't want to take up precious space or be a reminder to anyone of what a waste of time I was. I just want to unceremoniously be tossed in the ocean or shot into space. Whichever is most convenient.
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No tombstone for me. I wouldn't want to take up precious space or be a reminder to anyone of what a waste of time I was. I just want to unceremoniously be tossed in the oocean or shot into space. Whichever is most convenient.
As the Daddy to three minions, you have not been a waste of time. :)
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'Unoccupied'
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"Out shopping. I'll be back later."
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I'm down here looking up all the ladies skirts!! :autism:
:lol1:
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'Unoccupied'
So your body has ascended to heaven then? :angel: :zoinks: