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Title: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: ZEGH8578 on June 01, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
ever imagine funny stuff?

just simple ideas, one funny thing is to imagine people i know spring into super flexible jazz ballet, make elegant jumps and stuff, totally serious-faced
that'll totally prompt a bus-giggle on me

another more elaborate is one where i shut their self's off, and control their bodies

when i was little i took my time and imagined my friend having xmas dinner, then all of a sudden his own mind blacks out, i control his body, and whip my/his cock out, wank it, shit on the floor etc, and let him wake up again to his dad's incoming fist-of-fury

i'd laugh to tears in my bed  :angel:

anybody else do this?
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 09:46:34 PM
I imagine Jesus burning churches to the ground.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 01, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Not so much like that. More likely to find some small thing funny, the way a bird is walking, a combination of words, anything, simple stuff.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: ZEGH8578 on June 01, 2010, 09:50:52 PM
you guys are weird

i also imagined being invisible, and shoving poles up peoples asses when they least expect it
omg that would make the world so much better

a lot of my giggle-thoughts are about being invisible and messing w people in some way or other
*blush*
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 09:59:51 PM
you guys are weird

i also imagined being invisible, and shoving poles up peoples asses when they least expect it
omg that would make the world so much better

a lot of my giggle-thoughts are about being invisible and messing w people in some way or other
*blush*
Yeah, I had the invisibility daydreams for a while too.   I was always doing horrible things to people.   Most of them involved me setting people on fire.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 01, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
You guys are freaking me out.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
You guys are freaking me out.
You're welcome.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 01, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
That's even funnier with the avatar.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 10:09:34 PM
That's even funnier with the avatar.
inorite?
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: ZEGH8578 on June 01, 2010, 10:10:24 PM
you guys are weird

i also imagined being invisible, and shoving poles up peoples asses when they least expect it
omg that would make the world so much better

a lot of my giggle-thoughts are about being invisible and messing w people in some way or other
*blush*
Yeah, I had the invisibility daydreams for a while too.   I was always doing horrible things to people.   Most of them involved me setting people on fire.

i dont get too much of the violent ones

some days ago i had some pretty "graphic" ones tho, about my previous neighbor, who i hated intensely at the time (i forgive and forget quickly), but i mostly imagined maiming him, shooting him, then disfiguring him through arson.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 10:13:04 PM
you guys are weird

i also imagined being invisible, and shoving poles up peoples asses when they least expect it
omg that would make the world so much better

a lot of my giggle-thoughts are about being invisible and messing w people in some way or other
*blush*
Yeah, I had the invisibility daydreams for a while too.   I was always doing horrible things to people.   Most of them involved me setting people on fire.

i dont get too much of the violent ones

some days ago i had some pretty "graphic" ones tho, about my previous neighbor, who i hated intensely at the time (i forgive and forget quickly), but i mostly imagined maiming him, shooting him, then disfiguring him through arson.

It is mostly me setting their hair, clothes or something flammable on their person on fire.   Then everyone around them wonders how the person just suddenly caught on fire.   

I don't necessarily have violent daydreams with people I hate, just random people in traffic mostly.   It has been a while since I have actually daydreamed about harming someone.  Mostly I daydream about flying/levitating and all sorts of geeky superhero crap.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 01, 2010, 10:15:12 PM
Is this still the giggle conversation, or more about the whole escaping into the head thing?
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: ZEGH8578 on June 01, 2010, 10:17:31 PM
you guys are weird

i also imagined being invisible, and shoving poles up peoples asses when they least expect it
omg that would make the world so much better

a lot of my giggle-thoughts are about being invisible and messing w people in some way or other
*blush*
Yeah, I had the invisibility daydreams for a while too.   I was always doing horrible things to people.   Most of them involved me setting people on fire.

i dont get too much of the violent ones

some days ago i had some pretty "graphic" ones tho, about my previous neighbor, who i hated intensely at the time (i forgive and forget quickly), but i mostly imagined maiming him, shooting him, then disfiguring him through arson.

It is mostly me setting their hair, clothes or something flammable on their person on fire.   Then everyone around them wonders how the person just suddenly caught on fire.   

I don't necessarily have violent daydreams with people I hate, just random people in traffic mostly.   It has been a while since I have actually daydreamed about harming someone.  Mostly I daydream about flying/levitating and all sorts of geeky superhero crap.

AH!
i actually set a guys hair on fire!
big bushy curly hair!
hahahahaha thanx for reminding me dude!

just some years ago, a classmate, he was getting all competitive on me, trying to get to my nerves, and he DID hit a nerve, i let him know, and he wouldnt quit, the fucker, so i leaned over and set his hair on fire. he patted it out, did the whole "whats wrong with you :(" routine, and stopped trying to get on my nerves  8)

i also told him that i swore to totally randomly ballkick him, and that it would be completely out of the blue and unexpected. naturally i never did, but he actually believed me, and was upset by the notion. fun times.

Osensitive: my threads have no rules!
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 10:19:18 PM
Yeah, I was a huge pyromaniac when I was a teenager.   I loved to set stuff on fire or just throw things into a huge bonfire that I made with my friends.   It has been a while since I built a bonfire or set anything on fire.

Mostly what makes me laugh in public is imagining people falling down, shitting and/or pissing their pants, spazzing out and just generally embarrassing themselves.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: Alex179 on June 01, 2010, 10:21:12 PM
I set a guy's hair on fire in highschool on the bus once.   I also lit another person's shirt on fire that rode on that same bus.   I seemed to always have a lighter on me in those days, and I hadn't even started smoking pot or anything yet.
Title: Re: gigglez on the bus (and shit)
Post by: ZEGH8578 on June 01, 2010, 10:24:22 PM
Yeah, I was a huge pyromaniac when I was a teenager.   I loved to set stuff on fire or just throw things into a huge bonfire that I made with my friends.   It has been a while since I built a bonfire or set anything on fire.

Mostly what makes me laugh in public is imagining people falling down, shitting and/or pissing their pants, spazzing out and just generally embarrassing themselves.

oh yes, thats awesome too.
in my book (ah, i love that phrase) my main manly protagonist pisses and shits himself numerous times, in various quantities and situations, but my favorite is where hes desperately sprinting around in the city, looking for a place to shit, he has kept it in for weeks (hes very strong)

finally he pulls his pants down, passes out face first, butt up, and releases himself into the street.
i'd be safe to say, its a pretty unique spin on the sci-fi genre.

oh and the curly i set on fire it was also on the bus.
fire is pretty tho.
i watched a house burn once (no it wasnt me)
it was gorgeous
it actually collapsed while i watched. awesome