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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Gluey on March 30, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
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If I was gonna leave the hospital to get some stuff at Walmart down the street i'd put my fucking clothes on before making the trip. Even if it was just across the street. WTF.
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maybe she was from the local lunatic asylum
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These women are modestly attired, having utilised the gown-opening-back over gown-opening-front trick. But that asymmetrical handkerchief-hem effect is just sooooo five minutes ago. ::)
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Is wearing hospital clothes back in style again??
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Can remember when women going out in sweat pants was considered slovenly.
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The woman on the left appears to have an IV line or a PICC line hanging down her right arm and sometimes those can be difficult to accomodate with regular street clothes.
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Can remember when women going out in sweat pants was considered slovenly.
Why, in my day, a lady never went out without her hat and gloves! :prude: <------ Wisdom of Grandma!
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The woman on the left appears to have an IV line or a PICC line hanging down her right arm and sometimes those can be difficult to accomodate with regular street clothes.
but where the hell is the stand and the bags? she must be escaping to go get smokes or somthing the doctor does not advise of.
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My PINGAS just went from Steel(TM) to soft in the quickest time ever. :zombiefuck:
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
Oh yeah, these are actually like lightweight summer dresses, not too bad if you overlook the fact that they're hospital gowns.
I might step outside onto the hospital grounds in a gown like that, but I'd never go to Walmart! If I really needed to buy some small thing, I'd go to a Honeyfarms or Store 24. If I went to Walmart, I'd end up staying longer than I intended to, as usual, and people would be staring at me! :emb:
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
Oh yeah, these are actually like lightweight summer dresses, not too bad if you overlook the fact that they're hospital gowns.
I might step outside onto the hospital grounds in a gown like that, but I'd never go to Walmart! If I really needed to buy some small thing, I'd go to a Honeyfarms or Store 24. If I went to Walmart, I'd end up staying longer than I intended to, as usual, and people would be staring at me! :emb:
I'd be staring at your pussy! :eyebrows:
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I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass
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The woman on the left appears to have an IV line or a PICC line hanging down her right arm and sometimes those can be difficult to accomodate with regular street clothes.
but where the hell is the stand and the bags? she must be escaping to go get smokes or somthing the doctor does not advise of.
They make IV lines where the bag and stand can be disconnected and just have to be connnected while you are getting the medicine, then they flush out the line with heparin to keep your blood from clotting in it.
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They are almost wearing Mumus (whatever that gown that super fat people wear is). I might manage to laugh if I saw someone dressed like that in public.
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I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass
Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??
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why are supposedly heterosexual men such as yourself so insecure abou their sexuality these days? :viking:
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They should be rounded up and sent back to the asylum they escaped from
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
Oh yeah, these are actually like lightweight summer dresses, not too bad if you overlook the fact that they're hospital gowns.
I might step outside onto the hospital grounds in a gown like that, but I'd never go to Walmart! If I really needed to buy some small thing, I'd go to a Honeyfarms or Store 24. If I went to Walmart, I'd end up staying longer than I intended to, as usual, and people would be staring at me! :emb:
I'd be staring at your pussy! :eyebrows:
You wouldn't be able to see it, duh, I'd be wearing underwear under the gown. ::)
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
That is the kind that they are wearing! It's just that they've each got two of them on, one with the opening to the front, and the other with the opening to the back. The women just happened to be photographed on the closed side of the gown, where you can't see the tapes.
I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass
Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??
When your pussy really gets on your ass....
(http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm384/SleepyDragon_album/lcsb.jpg)
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I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.
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I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.
If you drop your crutch, sometimes people pick it up for you and sometimes they don't.
I wasn't wearing a hospital gown at the time, though.
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This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!
I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free :laugh:
Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!
I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.
My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!
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I'm glad these are not the nightgowns with an open backside, The ones only held together by a few tied ribbons.
That is the kind that they are wearing! It's just that they've each got two of them on, one with the opening to the front, and the other with the opening to the back. The women just happened to be photographed on the closed side of the gown, where you can't see the tapes.
I completely missed that. :green: Maybe because here people only wear that stuff just before, during and shortly after an operation. (Apart from people who don't bring their own stuff to hospital) Here you will see people mostly in their own pj's and nightgowns in the hospital beds. And clothed properly or wearing night-robes out of bed.
I'd be wondering why your pussy was on your ass
Why is it that the English make the least sense in English??
When your pussy really gets on your ass....
(http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm384/SleepyDragon_album/lcsb.jpg)
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This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!
I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free :laugh:
Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!
I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.
My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!
Your hairdresser sounds adorable! I too would rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser, partly because I don't trust that the brushes and combs are all sterile :facepalm2: and partly because I feel so "out of place" in a salon. :-[
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This thread is hilarious. Thank you all for your insights into hospital gowns!
I prefer to wear my snuggy to the grocery store....everything's covered and my arms are free :laugh:
Seriously, maybe those gowns are actually more attractive than their real clothes!
I think the only time I wouldn't give a fuck about wearing a hospital gown is if I was dying...or in labour. Although, it's funny, when I do make visits to the hairdresser, I invariably always go to put the gown on back to front like a hospital gown.
My hairdresser knows I'm a bit special and says (very gayly, of course), 'love you aren't in hospital now'.....mind you, the pain of sitting in one spot at the hairdressers is equally yuck. I'd rather go to the dentist....seriously!
Your hairdresser sounds adorable! I too would rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser, partly because I don't trust that the brushes and combs are all sterile :facepalm2: and partly because I feel so "out of place" in a salon. :-[
Brushes and combs and all are not as sterile as the tools of the dentist, but they are pretty clean mostly. Hairdressers don't like infections in the small wounds they now and then get from cutting themselves. And when there is only the suspicion of lice they decontaminate the whole salon as thorough as can be done.
I know that my sister in law hates it when she gets people right out of the kitchen of some restaurants, because she might get hairs through her skin and infected right away. (Don't think she takes food from those particular restaurants any-more :zombiefuck:)
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My sister-in-law is a hairdresser and she cleans scissors, combs and brushes and soaks them in a sanitizing solution after each use. I think she uses Barbicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbicide).
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My sister-in-law is a hairdresser and she cleans scissors, combs and brushes and soaks them in a sanitizing solution after each use. I think she uses Barbicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbicide).
I'll go to her to have my hair done then! :clap:
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I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.
If you want to be extreme, smear fake blood all over yourself and limp around like a zombie, and see how long it takes for the cops to arrive.
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I'd think it'd be funny to go in a walmart dressed in a hospital gown with a bunch of fake casts and a crutch and to purposely drop things and watch peoples reactions.
If you want to be extreme, smear fake blood all over yourself and limp around like a zombie, and see how long it takes for the cops to arrive.
Blood scares me. I'd go hide :hide: while dialing 911 on my handy dandy cellphone!
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display! :laugh:)
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!
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I don't think Wal Mart has condoms big enough for my PINGAS! :zoinks:
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!
:plus:
It's just occured to me that if I wore an orange jumpsuit, I'd look like a giant tangerine! :rofl:
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display! :laugh:)
And next to the Ammo :zoinks:
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I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.
Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display! :laugh:)
And next to the Ammo :zoinks:
God bless America! :lol:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? >:D
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? >:D
No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk we bought him chicken though so he was happy :LOL:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? >:D
No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk we bought him chicken though so he was happy :LOL:
Awww, he was almost like a pet! :laugh:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric? :laugh:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric? :laugh:
Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.
He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric? :laugh:
Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.
He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!
I would have :boxers: to enhance his resistance to my :headexplode: FISTS OF FURY! :headexplode:
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric? :laugh:
Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.
He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!
I would have :boxers: to enhance his resistance to my :headexplode: FISTS OF FURY! :headexplode:
He was the worst powerfreak of all teachers. No one further managed to get so many kids on chores on school. Horrid man.
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Their was a professor at my college that dressed like a bag lady and another that was strait out of the 1950's both taught math
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In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
Their was a professor at my college that dressed like a bag lady and another that was strait out of the 1950's both taught math
LOL, one of my math teachers got a brand new suit one day. Pastel green. The week after he spilled coffee over it. The two years following that, the stain never got out. The green did get more grubby though. He also stank. And was one of those teachers who just come too close explaining. Brrrr, I had to endure him for three years.
My other math teacher was impeccable, and smelled like a dream. If he passed by lots of female students would smile because of the scent.
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If I was gonna leave the hospital to get some stuff at Walmart down the street i'd put my fucking clothes on before making the trip. Even if it was just across the street. WTF.
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1137.jpg)
It's a redneck thing...you wouldn't understand.
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try peopleofpublictransit. no place has a patent on weird.
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I wish togas were in style. They're a lot more comfortable than pants and shit.
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I wish togas were in style. They're a lot more comfortable than pants and shit.
Yes, I guess we are really taking the piss out of those Walmart people, but really, it would be great to just go out in whatever!
They have the edge, they don't give a shit.