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Title: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 26, 2010, 01:50:50 PM
Since Steel rusts, and Carbon Fiber can shatter if it's hit just right, I've decided that the Nickel alloy Inconel is the best material for my Balls(TM)

From now on, you can all suck my

Balls of Inconel(TM)
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
Post by: odeon on March 26, 2010, 01:54:00 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
Post by: Parts on March 26, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
Using a dictionary I see
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
Post by: 'andersom' on March 26, 2010, 05:30:26 PM
His balls suck that much that he needs continuous replacements.
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
Post by: Scrapheap on March 26, 2010, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 26, 2010, 05:30:26 PM
His balls suck that much that he needs continuous replacements.

 :lol:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: SleepyDragon on March 28, 2010, 11:02:16 PM
http://www.devicedaily.com/environment/new-materials-discovered-in-volcanoes-and-asteroids-are-harder-than-diamonds.html (http://www.devicedaily.com/environment/new-materials-discovered-in-volcanoes-and-asteroids-are-harder-than-diamonds.html)

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Given both materials’ extreme rarity in nature, little practical application has been proposed,

http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/ (http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/)

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Because both are rare in nature, a way is needed to make enough of either of them to test the prediction.

Are we talkin' tiny, minuscule or microscopic here?  ;)  And unless the volcano has filed an application with the patent office or something, nobody has trademarked lonsdaleite thus far.
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: odeon on March 29, 2010, 03:09:29 AM
Quote from: Duke_Nükem on March 28, 2010, 07:48:25 PM
UPDATE!!!:

My balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!, a hexagonal form of diamond that is 58% harder than traditional diamond.

(http://images.iop.org/objects/phw/news/thumb/13/2/16/lons.jpg)

Now you can suck my

Balls of Lonsdaleite(TM)!

Good to know that you're still a sucker. :P
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: DukeNukem on March 29, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Scrapheap on March 29, 2010, 06:12:02 PM
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 29, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: DukeNukem on March 29, 2010, 11:00:54 PM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 29, 2010, 06:12:02 PM
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 29, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!

I saw his Balls(TM) and they looked more like Diamonique (fake) than Lonsdaleite. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Scrapheap on March 29, 2010, 11:40:28 PM
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 29, 2010, 11:00:54 PM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 29, 2010, 06:12:02 PM
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 29, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!

I saw his Balls(TM) and they looked more like Diamonique (fake) than Lonsdaleite. :eyebrows:

What were you doing, looking at another guys balls, queer!!!  :ghey:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Squidusa on May 10, 2011, 02:35:32 PM
Bump  :orly:


:zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: TheoK on May 10, 2011, 02:53:11 PM
Bumping threads is  :viking:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Squidusa on May 10, 2011, 03:13:48 PM
Quote from: TheoK on May 10, 2011, 02:53:11 PM
Bumping threads is  :viking:

 :agreed:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 10, 2011, 03:59:04 PM
My balls are made of aged cotton thread
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 10, 2011, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 10, 2011, 02:35:32 PM
Bump  :orly:


:zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

And you had the urge to bump this thread because?
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Squidusa on May 10, 2011, 05:12:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 10, 2011, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 10, 2011, 02:35:32 PM
Bump  :orly:


:zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

And you had the urge to bump this thread because?

Im bumping all threads that mock Pentagram to annoy him, it's my way of saying goodbye.  :angel:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 10, 2011, 05:17:39 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 10, 2011, 03:59:04 PM
My balls are made of aged cotton thread

Shall I weave you a tale of hours of bliss
Spun from a cotton thread such as this?
We spent many a sensual hour
Exploring our sexual power
As Nature breathed a sigh
And time passed by.
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 10, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 10, 2011, 05:17:39 PM
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 10, 2011, 03:59:04 PM
My balls are made of aged cotton thread

Shall I weave you a tale of hours of bliss
Spun from a cotton thread such as this?
We spent many a sensual hour
Exploring our sexual power
As Nature breathed a sigh
And time passed by.

 :plus:

Her Majesty gets me  :zoinks:
Title: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 10, 2011, 07:46:28 PM
Isn't it great when that happens here?