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Title: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 03, 2010, 10:50:06 PM
Turn about is fair play.  This is the ladies version of the earlier boob poll. (forgive any errors, this is my first poll.)
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 04, 2010, 05:54:17 AM
Interesting question.
Don't know to be honest. Big balls would be prone to being sat on. It hurts like fuck when or if you do. Swollen balls is worse.
Tiny nuts? I dunno about this either. I suppose it would be the better option. I would not like to be underweight though. Been there and done that. I prefer to be overweight. Overweight and walnut sized balls would probably be the best combo? Dunno. Interesting like I say
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Callaway on March 04, 2010, 09:12:20 AM
It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: 'andersom' on March 04, 2010, 05:42:03 PM
It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.

Somehow I envision new speed dating strategies.

"Can I see your testicles please." ... "No, I'm sorry, I just wanted someone for a one night thing."

Might make things interesting.





And I can't get the idea of tennis-balls out of my head. I only see people play with tennis-balls with utensils like rackets and ferocious dogs... Not my idea of fun in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: McGiver on March 04, 2010, 06:16:12 PM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 04, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: McGiver on March 04, 2010, 09:14:42 PM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were?  :zoinks:

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 04, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were?  :zoinks:

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then.  8)
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: McGiver on March 04, 2010, 09:17:26 PM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were?  :zoinks:

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then.  8)
the best way.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: DukeNukem on March 05, 2010, 02:45:13 AM
i would go with the small balls.  it would be a selling point for the ladies.  they like things like newborns, puppies and kittens.  i am sure that they would fawn all over my small balls.
oh, and what an opening line, "i bet my balls are smaller than on any other guy you've seen."

the foot in the door is 90% of the battle.


alas my balls are on the larger size.  i guess they'd have to be to keep up with my demand for semen production.  and like les says, it hurts to sit on them.

Would you really want women to coo over how tiny your hypothetical smaller nuts were?  :zoinks:

yes i would.  it would be a non strange way for me to show them what i have to offer them.  i am sure that i would show them while proudly displaying an erection.

Winning by non-intimidation, then.  8)
the best way.

(http://www.zippoc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg)

Ladies LOVE my Balls Of Steel (TM)!  8)
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: McGiver on March 05, 2010, 02:55:08 AM
^^
virgin.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 05, 2010, 03:07:10 AM
It's a good question, but I can't answer it since I'm not a guy.  I guess if I were a guy and it was a choice, I would go with medium sized testicles and be medium sized, but that's not a choice, so I guess I would go with the small testicle choice if I were a guy because I think huge ones would be uncomfortable when they are jogging or sitting down.  I'm not voting though.

I heard on House that the size of a primate's testicles was correlated with the fidelity of their females, so primates with very faithful females had smaller testicles and ones with larger testicles had very unfaithful females.

Somehow I envision new speed dating strategies.

"Can I see your testicles please." ... "No, I'm sorry, I just wanted someone for a one night thing."

Might make things interesting.





And I can't get the idea of tennis-balls out of my head. I only see people play with tennis-balls with utensils like rackets and ferocious dogs... Not my idea of fun in the bedroom.

I dunno? Does ^^^^ =  :doggy: Might have to ask TheoK.

Even this  :kitten: is making me wince now.  :P
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2010, 06:57:59 AM
^^
virgin.

Who, Duke Nukem?  :P
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 05, 2010, 07:04:14 AM
Yup!
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2010, 07:07:00 AM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: DukeNukem on March 05, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 05, 2010, 08:20:24 PM
I'd rather not have EITHER bodily defect. I am much better as I am.
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 06, 2010, 01:48:56 AM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!


Sounding a little defensive there Tinkerbelle
Title: Re: Poll for the Guys
Post by: McGiver on March 07, 2010, 10:59:29 PM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!


Sounding a little defensive there Tinkerbelle
always makes me wonder when someone gets too defensive.