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Title: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: cosmic on December 22, 2009, 11:42:49 AM

I want;

CD's;

Krypt-I am god

Belphegor-Lucifer Incestus

Belphegor-Pesapokalypse VI

Belphegor-Bondage Goat Zombie

Basshunter-Bass Generation

DVD's;

Bruno

Games;

New Super Mario Bros Wii

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: Scrapheap on December 22, 2009, 12:45:53 PM

I wish you would die.... for Christmas.  :wanker:

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: cosmic on December 22, 2009, 12:48:53 PM

Quote from: Scrapheap on December 22, 2009, 12:45:53 PM

I wish you would die.... for Christmas.  :wanker:

  :LOL:

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: cosmic on December 22, 2009, 01:08:28 PM

Also, I wish a new HD flatscreen TV, I could use an extra one.

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: DukeNukem on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I wish that Sir Les Patterson would get a pair of steel balls for Christmas!

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: cosmic on December 22, 2009, 01:26:29 PM

Quote from: DukeNukem on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I wish that Sir Les Patterson would get a pair of steel balls for Christmas!

 :2thumbsup:

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on December 22, 2009, 01:38:45 PM

Kosmo?

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: renaeden on December 23, 2009, 05:31:19 AM

I wish for Christmas to not exist.

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 23, 2009, 05:56:49 AM

Quote from: DukeNukem on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I wish that Sir Les Patterson would get a pair of steel balls for Christmas!

Mate, Mine would break your chin. :P

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: DukeNukem on December 23, 2009, 06:01:56 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 23, 2009, 05:56:49 AM

Quote from: DukeNukem on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I wish that Sir Les Patterson would get a pair of steel balls for Christmas!

Mate, Mine would break your chin. :P

Mine would break your balls.

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 23, 2009, 06:59:15 AM

Not a very witty response.

Why not? I was alluding to the fact that my balls would be hard enough to break your chin. What then would you be doing to risk having your chin broken by my balls  :zoinks:
Whereas you say your balls would be strong enough to break my balls....? Fail.

 :pwned:

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 23, 2009, 06:59:15 AM

Not a very witty response.

Why not? I was alluding to the fact that my balls would be hard enough to break your chin. What then would you be doing to risk having your chin broken by my balls  :zoinks:
Whereas you say your balls would be strong enough to break my balls....? Fail.

 :pwned:

Agreed. Not a very witty response, Duke.


Care to take a Mulligan?

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: DukeNukem on December 23, 2009, 03:44:03 PM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 23, 2009, 06:59:15 AM

Not a very witty response.

Why not? I was alluding to the fact that my balls would be hard enough to break your chin. What then would you be doing to risk having your chin broken by my balls  :zoinks:
Whereas you say your balls would be strong enough to break my balls....? Fail.

 :pwned:

Agreed. Not a very witty response, Duke.


Care to take a Mulligan?

Kissass!

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 03:47:11 PM

Quote from: DukeNukem on December 23, 2009, 03:44:03 PM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 23, 2009, 06:59:15 AM

Not a very witty response.

Why not? I was alluding to the fact that my balls would be hard enough to break your chin. What then would you be doing to risk having your chin broken by my balls  :zoinks:
Whereas you say your balls would be strong enough to break my balls....? Fail.

 :pwned:

Agreed. Not a very witty response, Duke.


Care to take a Mulligan?

Kissass!

Well, I gave you a do-over and you fucked that one up too.


I'm disappointed. I remember the Duke Nukem games with fondness, and had high hopes for you.


I'm done.

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: DukeNukem on December 23, 2009, 03:55:50 PM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 03:47:11 PM

Quote from: DukeNukem on December 23, 2009, 03:44:03 PM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 23, 2009, 07:41:44 AM

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 23, 2009, 06:59:15 AM

Not a very witty response.

Why not? I was alluding to the fact that my balls would be hard enough to break your chin. What then would you be doing to risk having your chin broken by my balls  :zoinks:
Whereas you say your balls would be strong enough to break my balls....? Fail.

 :pwned:

Agreed. Not a very witty response, Duke.


Care to take a Mulligan?

Kissass!

Well, I gave you a do-over and you fucked that one up too.


I'm disappointed. I remember the Duke Nukem games with fondness, and had high hopes for you.


I'm done.

Then leave. No one wants your ass-kissing smellly around here!

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: odeon on December 23, 2009, 04:03:06 PM

You were :pwned:. n00b.

Title: Re: What do you wish for christmas?
Post by: DukeNukem on December 26, 2009, 10:02:56 PM

I wanted someone to massage my prostate for me this ChristmASS... Maybe next time! :eyebrows: