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Title: yo momma jokes
Post by: iceman1985 on December 06, 2009, 02:57:06 PM

i think we need yo momma jokes thread
so post those jokes as you please :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on December 08, 2009, 04:15:37 PM

Yo mama...

is a joke. :P

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on December 11, 2009, 04:30:09 PM

I killed the thread.  :green:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: renaeden on December 11, 2009, 07:27:40 PM

I don't understand the jokes.

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: Blasted on December 11, 2009, 07:32:01 PM

I don't find them funny.

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: SleepyDragon on December 12, 2009, 01:15:30 AM

My sons are in a demographic in which "yo mama" jokes are well-liked and used often. Occasionally one of them will forget he's talking to his brother, and this spoils the effect somewhat:

Fense: This game is awesome.
Xan: That game sucks donkey balls.
Fense: Your mother sucks... oh wait....

:lol:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: renaeden on December 12, 2009, 04:00:48 AM

:D
Now I somewhat understand.

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 12, 2009, 08:32:21 AM

Quote from: SleepyDragon on December 12, 2009, 01:15:30 AM

My sons are in a demographic in which "yo mama" jokes are well-liked and used often. Occasionally one of them will forget he's talking to his brother, and this spoils the effect somewhat:

Fense: This game is awesome.
Xan: That game sucks donkey balls.
Fense: Your mother sucks... oh wait....

:lol:

 :plus:  Yeah Teenage boys are great. I was one and my son is a few months off becoming one. :P

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: Gluey on December 12, 2009, 02:14:13 PM

Yo momma so fat she carries around a microwave like it's a beeper

Yo momma so fat she gotta hula hoop with Saturns rings.

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: SleepyDragon on December 13, 2009, 05:45:10 AM

Your boy is turning 13 soon, Sir Les? You poor bugger Oh, the fun you will have!

Really though, most of the time I enjoy having that lunatic energy ricocheting around the place. When things get too noisy, I break out the earplugs. ;D

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: DukeNukem on December 14, 2009, 12:10:47 AM

Yo momma so fat, one day she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her!

Yo momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Rose Bowl!

Yo momma so stupid, she's a member of WP!

Yo momma so old, she walked on water with Jesus Christ!

 :soph:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: Adam on December 14, 2009, 02:34:22 PM

yo momma so fat even phlexor wouldnt fuck her  :soph:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: iceman1985 on December 28, 2009, 02:30:10 PM

nice jokes

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 28, 2009, 07:44:00 PM

Ummm...


I fucked your mom.


haha?

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on December 29, 2009, 08:13:58 AM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 28, 2009, 07:44:00 PM

Ummm...


I fucked your mom.


haha?

 :plus:

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: iceman1985 on December 30, 2009, 02:55:25 PM

Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on December 29, 2009, 08:13:58 AM

Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 28, 2009, 07:44:00 PM

Ummm...


I fucked your mom.


haha?

 :plus:

she would love that she single

Title: Re: yo momma jokes
Post by: wutid0420 on January 06, 2010, 09:20:42 PM

you mommas so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure
yo mommas so fat she play pool with the planets