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Start here => Games => Topic started by: ZEGH8578 on October 23, 2009, 11:59:53 AM
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Post your poop stories here!
NO googled images. The only images welcomed are of _your own_ poop. I'd really just prefer stories or anecdotes tho.
1. My turk ex-best-friend (looong story, maybe later)
1a) Watched him poop on a construction site. Remarcable poop, perfect spiral. We found a stick and poked it.
1b) Watched him poop in the forest, again, nice spiral. Poked it w a stick and laughed.
1c) Met him on the way home from the store. He had a weird wide grin from a distance, that he kept all the way past me, muttering quickly "Gotta go home! Pooped myself!" we were maybe 16-17 :green: apparently it was a major shart.
He told me later he casually threw the poopy undies on the floor, and told his mother to come clean ;D
2. My schizo-best-friend (clinically so. alkie too!)
2a) He has tasted his own piss, also managed to pour it on others (on the bus (from a bottle (with a friend (laughing (soaked))))) anyway, at a cute little cafeteria called "Grandma's" we had some beers, and i "jokingly accused" him of having also tasted his own poop. To which he got up, and proclaimed "I have NEVER eaten my own feces!!!"
"sit... the fuck... down... "
people DID turn around and stare. yes yes yes :green:
2b) He brought his own poop in a tiny little self-closing plastic bag. He had gotten himself banned from a nightclub here, for trying to wrestle back (clumsily and poorly) a self-brought whiskey bottle from the bouncers. We went in early, no people, they let him in as a gesture of peace, and he left the bag on a chair as a gesture of "up yours!" :green:
3. My dad :green:
3a) His flat got flooded w sewers when i was little :green:
3b) He farted in the elevator at work during a city-wide evacuation due to a dangerous gas leak from the sewers. The gas was described as "aromatic" and someone in the elevator actually said they could scent the aromatic smell... i think 11 people got hospitalized, and 2-3 died or so :I (not cus of my dad tho! yuk yuk!)
3c) One time we were walking in some village in southern norway, he pointed at a dog-poo and said "Mirad! Caca!" and since then, i always do that with my friends when i spot a poop. "Look! A poop!"
4) Me.
4a) Pooped myself when i was little, just home from school. Couldnt hold it :(
4b) Sharted in the *military :green: I had just sat up on the bed, i stealthninjaed my way to my locker, and blended with the walls i swear wooosh to the bathrooms, dispose of sharty undies into toilet, flush, wipe like a hero, shower and _even_ returned to sit back on the bed, and continue that yawn i was working on :green:
*obligatory. ended it early. now i wish i didnt :( i like guns!
4c) I've wiped my ass with magazines, ripped sheets, and the cardboard roll the toiletpaper's rolled around.
4d) The same trip where my dad first pointed at the poop, some days later we were once again off into some hilly nomansland by the southern coasts. Sheep-land.
Long endless roads with nothing but wind, sheep and coast. I had to poop.
And it was me, my dads wife's sister, her kid and my brother. I was NOT gonna sit down and poop in front of them, even if they said it would "be okay" no fucking way. The road didnt end, and eventually i had to poop SO badly, that every step had to be calculated in force, not too fast cus i'd burst, not too slow, cus i hadnt a second to loose!
In THIS state i even wasted many minutes rumaging around an empty and locked little storage complex, and had to walk back to the road, and continue upwards.
Constant pain and constant body-focus on the ass. Clench, clench, clench!
Found a little roadside diner, hopped in "Toilet for the love of god!!!" "Sorry, for employees only!" she said, i diiived past her, into the toilet, which - - - HAD A 3 inch GAP between the door and the floor, yes yes, and i pooped so loudly, oh she KNEW i had to poop! Everyone in there got to know!
Your turns :]
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Not too keen on the subject matter, but I like your writing style. Very descriptive. I (unfortunately) felt like I was actually there.
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Not too keen on the subject matter, but I like your writing style. Very descriptive. I (unfortunately) felt like I was actually there.
you wish you were :green:
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Not too keen on the subject matter, but I like your writing style. Very descriptive. I (unfortunately) felt like I was actually there.
you wish you were :green:
Actually no, I'm betting he's happy he wasn't. :lol:
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Not too keen on the subject matter, but I like your writing style. Very descriptive. I (unfortunately) felt like I was actually there.
you wish you were :green:
Actually no, I'm betting he's happy he wasn't. :lol:
your a chick!
chicks never appreciated the potential of poop!
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FFS, wasn't it enough with Lit? :thumbdn:
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There is no mention of eating the poop though. An important distinction.
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There is no mention of eating the poop though. An important distinction.
actually there was mention of it, but apparently it didn't happen *shudder*
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:zombiefuck:
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I don't know why I even read the damn thing to begin with *shudders again*
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What's the deal with Germans, Scandinavians and poop anyways??
We don't even have a term in English (that I'm aware of) for Scheisse Film.
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What's the deal with Germans, Scandinavians and poop anyways??
We don't even have a term in English (that I'm aware of) for Scheisse Film.
yes you do "scat films"
HAH!
::)
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What's the deal with Germans, Scandinavians and poop anyways??
We don't even have a term in English (that I'm aware of) for Scheisse Film.
yes you do "scat films"
HAH!
::)
DAMN YOU ZEGH!!! :razz:
Well, can you answer my original question? What is the German/ Scandinavian fascination with poop??
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What's the deal with Germans, Scandinavians and poop anyways??
We don't even have a term in English (that I'm aware of) for Scheisse Film.
yes you do "scat films"
HAH!
::)
DAMN YOU ZEGH!!! :razz:
Well, can you answer my original question? What is the German/ Scandinavian fascination with poop??
same as w the american/brazilian and chinese fascination w poop i guess, its brown, soft and smelly, Ewwwwww!
*pokes it with a stick*
EWWW HAHAHHA EWWW!!!
*poke*
you guys are SO serious :(
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I work construction and I will avoid my own stories because of the yuck factor here are a few I have witnessed over the years
The plaster spread between sheetrock comes in big 5 gallon buckets people always use them as toilets I have learn the hard way never to grab a bunch for home projects if they have lids on them as you get them home and open them and yuck
Seeing that someone shit in the corner on large jobs is not an unusual thing yuck
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I work construction and I will avoid my own stories because of the yuck factor here are a few I have witnessed over the years
The plaster spread between sheetrock comes in big 5 gallon buckets people always use them as toilets I have learn the hard way never to grab a bunch for home projects if they have lids on them as you get them home and open them and yuck
Seeing that someone shit in the corner on large jobs is not an unusual thing yuck
i like that you said "yuck" three times :D
my stories arent even graphic or disgusting, i think people just assume they will be, and dont even dare read them >:I
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I work construction and I will avoid my own stories because of the yuck factor here are a few I have witnessed over the years
The plaster spread between sheetrock comes in big 5 gallon buckets people always use them as toilets I have learn the hard way never to grab a bunch for home projects if they have lids on them as you get them home and open them and yuck
Seeing that someone shit in the corner on large jobs is not an unusual thing yuck
i like that you said "yuck" three times :D
my stories arent even graphic or disgusting, i think people just assume they will be, and dont even dare read them >:I
I think you posted too many in the first post. You should have spread them out over the entire thread.
Smeared Shit :laugh:
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I work construction and I will avoid my own stories because of the yuck factor here are a few I have witnessed over the years
The plaster spread between sheetrock comes in big 5 gallon buckets people always use them as toilets I have learn the hard way never to grab a bunch for home projects if they have lids on them as you get them home and open them and yuck
Seeing that someone shit in the corner on large jobs is not an unusual thing yuck
i like that you said "yuck" three times :D
my stories arent even graphic or disgusting, i think people just assume they will be, and dont even dare read them >:I
I think you posted too many in the first post. You should have spread them out over the entire thread.
Smeared Shit :laugh:
probably, but the numbering should indicate theyre many _short_ anecdotes, and not one continous and vigorous description of poop in all its forms.
oh god now people will skip to page two, and theyll catch ^^^
and theyll assume thats whats on page 1 :D
i love forums :D
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Another I2 thread about poop.
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An official one. :zoinks: