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Title: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:04:54 AM
who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.

Should there be a flow chart available, please PM me. Thank you.  :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 07:08:37 AM
all the women here are madly in love with me and all the guys are jealous of my success with teh ladiez

that's about it really

milla used to be here but she's not anymore :(
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:10:16 AM
Why not?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 07:13:51 AM
i think she just hangs out on cal's board now

i can't keep up with who's who on there now though

she told me off for something i said which i've since forgotten and so i sulked and told her to block me, which she eventually did and now i want her to unblock me coz i miss her, but i'm not gonna tell her that coz that's gay

 :-[
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:15:17 AM
Awww...Soph. You guys will work it out. You always do. I was wondering why I hadn't seen her around Zomg.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 07:16:58 AM
yeah she's well naughty isnt she 

i think we are the most incompatible people in the world  :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:19:09 AM
We're always drawn back to the ones we're least likely to have something healthy with. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 07, 2009, 07:24:37 AM
 :laugh:

i think if we'd had a proper relationship IRL instead we would have driven each other insane with our ocd

it's funny really. we're both incredibly fucked up

Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 07, 2009, 06:50:41 PM


who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.


Some people are in the living room arguing, and Hadron is arguing for whichever opinion is the least popular. parts interjects occasionally with something that cracks everybody up. Elle (purposely) misquotes what people said, some find it humorous, some don't. Bint is having benji's spaz babies, and the two of them are fighting about something. After dinner, you and I share an afternoon of mind-blowing sex after polishing off a nice box bottle of wine.


Then everyone goes home, see ya next year.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 07:30:54 PM
bwahaha....you know me so well. I have a box bottle of wine downstairs in my kitchen which I will be partaking of tomorrow night.

I think you summed it all up nicely. Although we can't forget Odeon. He's Dad, looks over all his minions and sits at the head of the table and carves up the turkey. Callaway is the motherly influence amongst the brood and let's us all fight it out until the hair pulling starts. Then she sends us to our rooms.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: renaeden on October 07, 2009, 09:39:17 PM
I got the impression that you knew loads of people already and I didn't know who. I still don't.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 07, 2009, 09:47:09 PM
I know people from WP and Zomg, but not everyone uses the same username in all 3 places so I'm still trying to figure out who everyone is. Then there's the historical bits where you try to figure out why some people don't like others.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 08, 2009, 12:34:23 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 08, 2009, 03:00:27 AM
cg: I must be out stocking up or raiding the Esky. A barbie's no good without a beer.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 08, 2009, 05:16:20 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:

Here it's a cable soap as we can say what we want without the censors watching :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 05:07:01 PM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:

Shockingly I have yet to get the boot. Just a few warnings. :P I've been there nearly 3 years. But I actually like the place, only because I'm close to a few people who are still there. Everyone else got banned and now I have to go searching for them elsewhere. :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 05:08:20 PM
cg: I must be out stocking up or raiding the Esky. A barbie's no good without a beer.

That sounds about right 8)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 08, 2009, 05:14:15 PM
You're my long lost cousing from another dimension  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 05:25:49 PM
You're my long lost cousing from another dimension  :zoinks:
No, I can't be your cousin dude, because I'm sure I slept with you at some point in another life. We're too similar. :lol:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 08, 2009, 05:28:23 PM
You're my long lost cousing from another dimension  :zoinks:
No, I can't be your cousin dude, because I'm sure I slept with you at some point in another life. We're too similar. :lol:

You're my 8th cousin then, twice removed  :orly:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 08, 2009, 05:29:51 PM


cg: I must be out stocking up or raiding the Esky. A barbie's no good without a beer.

That sounds about right 8)


TCO is hammered out in the back yard, talking to a tree.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
You're my long lost cousing from another dimension  :zoinks:
No, I can't be your cousin dude, because I'm sure I slept with you at some point in another life. We're too similar. :lol:

You're my 8th cousin then, twice removed  :orly:
Meh. That sounds about right.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 08, 2009, 05:32:22 PM


cg: I must be out stocking up or raiding the Esky. A barbie's no good without a beer.

That sounds about right 8)


TCO is hammered out in the back yard, talking to a tree.

That also sounds pretty bang on. :lol:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 08, 2009, 06:12:19 PM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:
Yeah I was on there and then sort of followed the mass exodus.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2009, 01:01:53 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:

Shockingly I have yet to get the boot. Just a few warnings. :P I've been there nearly 3 years. But I actually like the place, only because I'm close to a few people who are still there. Everyone else got banned and now I have to go searching for them elsewhere. :laugh:

I'm sure that you can get that ban, eventually. Just keep posting. ;D
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2009, 01:02:56 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:
Yeah I was on there and then sort of followed the mass exodus.

And many alternative boards were formed and people posted about WP endlessly.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 09, 2009, 08:27:12 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:
Yeah I was on there and then sort of followed the mass exodus.

And many alternative boards were formed and people posted about WP endlessly.
...as opposed to what we're doing right here, right now?   :orly:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 09, 2009, 08:57:36 AM


But this is different! Some... how...
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2009, 10:18:39 AM
I posted at WP, briefly, before I compared to place to a bad daytime soap. :zoinks:
Yeah I was on there and then sort of followed the mass exodus.

And many alternative boards were formed and people posted about WP endlessly.
...as opposed to what we're doing right here, right now?   :orly:

We're different. Obviously. Sheesh.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 13, 2009, 06:06:35 PM
I'm the cousin of that part of the family that is not to be talked about (that much)  :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 05:47:35 AM
^ And you're the one who's always late for dinner so someone has to go collect you from the pasture because you're out admiring the cows.  :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 14, 2009, 06:27:16 PM
Who the fuck'm I in this lovely little family, anyway?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 14, 2009, 06:30:01 PM
You're the pervy uncle  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 06:30:45 PM
No, Sol was the pervy uncle that never gets invited. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
Elle's the one we have to keep bailing out of jail because she's been arrested (yet again) for protesting on government property for women's rights. :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 14, 2009, 06:32:26 PM
She's the one that bares her boobs at crowds in feminist rallies  :laugh:

Like them two:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2791900086_2794a0e551.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 14, 2009, 06:41:29 PM


Why do they have fake nipplis stuck to their real nipples?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 14, 2009, 06:47:14 PM


I like that line of thinking.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 06:55:02 PM
It's legal to for women to be topless in Toronto. The law was passed awhile ago but no one ever does it. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 14, 2009, 07:25:48 PM
It's legal to for women to be topless in Toronto. The law was passed awhile ago but no one ever does it. :P

You could start a trend  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
Ha. Knowing me, it would end up all over youtube and then next time I'm asked to guest speak there would be a noticable snicker ripple through the audience because people would recognize me. :P

;)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 14, 2009, 07:36:09 PM


you guest speak topless?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
er....no. But now that I re-read when I posted,  I sure made it sound like I did, eh? :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 14, 2009, 07:40:39 PM
Well you could start a trend in that too :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 14, 2009, 07:41:50 PM


hell, it would even be legal !
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 07:43:23 PM
Topless guest speaking FTW!

There's usually a bunch of spazzes in the audience. I wonder how many would be mortified because I was doing something so incredible socially inappropriate and how many who would be gobsmacked because they've never seen boobs IRL before.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 14, 2009, 07:44:08 PM
You're the pervy uncle  :zoinks:
That's my new sig now.   :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 14, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 02:55:08 AM


I like that line of thinking.

I have to agree. :orly:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 15, 2009, 05:06:59 AM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.

 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 15, 2009, 06:52:11 AM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 15, 2009, 07:13:25 AM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.

I'm with you there :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 15, 2009, 07:32:36 AM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.

I'm afraid the same logic doesn't go when there are genitals involved  :laugh: 
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 15, 2009, 08:11:53 AM


If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.


I already tried, many many years ago. Apparently it's like the mafia, only one way out. 
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 10:56:30 AM


If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.


I already tried, many many years ago. Apparently it's like the mafia, only one way out. 

But it's a sure way out.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 11:41:09 AM
Hush. No ones allowed out. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:24:44 PM
Your karma is the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 15, 2009, 03:25:26 PM


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:26:25 PM


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed

Why don't you two just do it already? :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 03:28:31 PM
why's everyone but me so determined for cg and ebm to fuck? :facepalm2:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 15, 2009, 03:29:27 PM
Cause you wanna fuck her too  :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:30:29 PM
why's everyone but me so determined for cg and ebm to fuck? :facepalm2:

Because it looks like it's what they want but not what you want.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 03:44:41 PM
Ever get that feeling when you walk in the room, that everyone is talking about you?  :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on October 15, 2009, 03:46:49 PM
Not only that, they all want you too  :orly:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
Ever get that feeling when you walk in the room, that everyone is talking about you?  :P

It means that you're either paranoid or catch up quickly. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 03:52:57 PM
why's everyone but me so determined for cg and ebm to fuck? :facepalm2:

Because it looks like it's what they want but not what you want.

WRONG!!!  >:(
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:56:45 PM
why's everyone but me so determined for cg and ebm to fuck? :facepalm2:

Because it looks like it's what they want but not what you want.

WRONG!!!  >:(

Well, what is right, then?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
that cg totally wuvs me  :shamone:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 04:11:25 PM
So CG and EBM don't want to do it?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
she wants me more  :thumbup:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 04:15:39 PM
CG loves the Sophster  :headbang2:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 15, 2009, 04:16:02 PM
she wants me more  :thumbup:

They could have fooled me, but what do I know? I'm just a spaz.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 04:19:16 PM
CG loves the Sophster  :headbang2:

 :-*
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: El on October 15, 2009, 04:43:41 PM


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed

Why don't you two just do it already? :P
:rofl: :plus:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 15, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.

Should there be a flow chart available, please PM me. Thank you.  :green:

This Thanksgiving family gathering is becoming more and more interesting.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 04:56:28 PM
who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.

Should there be a flow chart available, please PM me. Thank you.  :green:

This Thanksgiving family gathering is becoming more and more interesting.

Tell me about it. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed

Why don't you two just do it already? :P
:rofl: :plus:

You have to look in my karma to see where EBM got the boob joke from. ;) But if I rock his world, we'll post some sort of warning. Promise. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 05:10:01 PM
 :(
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 15, 2009, 05:32:17 PM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on October 15, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
hey YOU bring your ass over here then, lazy

and your llamas

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on October 16, 2009, 12:39:19 AM


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed

Why don't you two just do it already? :P
:rofl: :plus:

You have to look in my karma to see where EBM got the boob joke from. ;) But if I rock his world, we'll post some sort of warning. Promise. :P

I know where that boob joke came from. Doesn't change the above in the slightest. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 16, 2009, 03:22:57 AM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2009, 04:41:58 AM
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Parts on October 16, 2009, 05:16:56 AM
Nice to see you about Sir Les :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2009, 05:34:33 AM
Thanks mate. Good to be back.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 16, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:

Good thing I'm CPR trained. I wonder if I should steal two shock paddles just in case

"Bump it up to 150. CLEAR"

*zzt*

No one is allowed to die on family holidays so we must resuscitate. :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2009, 05:48:29 AM
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:

Good thing I'm CPR trained. I wonder if I should steal two shock paddles just in case

"Bump it up to 150. CLEAR"

*zzt*

No one is allowed to die on family holidays so we must resuscitate. :laugh:

No the fun is not in the dying it is in the freaking out the family members. We have to make our own fun  ;D

No I have not had the best run of health the last couple of years but I would not die because HykeasHyke would kill me if I did.  :laugh:

Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 16, 2009, 05:56:15 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2009, 06:19:36 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 16, 2009, 07:37:32 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 16, 2009, 07:48:31 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh

If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on October 16, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh

If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:

Hey Sweetie, why would we be so cruel to take the heat off a hot couple like the two of you.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 16, 2009, 08:04:27 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh



If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:

 ;D

Oh we are old news though.
Also not as young and alluring as you two.
Give it a couple of months. :)
Still will definitely from time time to drop well-placed smutty talk because I am a romantic dirty old man, and hope that takes some of the teasing from you two love birds
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 16, 2009, 08:20:29 AM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *

If I had my way, I would sell my house in the suburbs and move out to a few acres of land and have a small hobby farm with alpacas and goats, and a donkey. That's actually my big wish. :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on October 16, 2009, 08:26:36 AM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *

If I had my way, I would sell my house in the suburbs and move out to a few acres of land and have a small hobby farm with alpacas and goats, and a donkey. That's actually my big wish. :laugh:

We have chickens in our suburban backyard.  ;D
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 16, 2009, 08:43:57 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh



If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:

 ;D

Oh we are old news though.
Also not as young and alluring as you two.
Give it a couple of months. :)
Still will definitely from time time to drop well-placed smutty talk because I am a romantic dirty old man, and hope that takes some of the teasing from you two love birds

Bless you both. ;)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 05, 2009, 04:59:18 PM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *

If I had my way, I would sell my house in the suburbs and move out to a few acres of land and have a small hobby farm with alpacas and goats, and a donkey. That's actually my big wish. :laugh:

We have chickens in our suburban backyard.  ;D

Bumping this up because Phlex wasn't included in the family thanksgiving dinner. He's the cousin who shows up with his wife and every year seems to have added 3 more kids. :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Scrapheap on November 05, 2009, 05:59:31 PM
I feel like a Long....


























































Island Iced Tea!!
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 05, 2009, 06:02:16 PM
mmmm.....Can you make me one too? So who are you? The drunk cousin or the guy who plays bartender?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 06:44:46 AM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *

If I had my way, I would sell my house in the suburbs and move out to a few acres of land and have a small hobby farm with alpacas and goats, and a donkey. That's actually my big wish. :laugh:

We have chickens in our suburban backyard.  ;D

Bumping this up because Phlex wasn't included in the family thanksgiving dinner. He's the cousin who shows up with his wife and every year seems to have added 3 more kids. :green:

 :duh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on November 23, 2009, 06:57:27 AM
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

* banters of to admire cows again *

If I had my way, I would sell my house in the suburbs and move out to a few acres of land and have a small hobby farm with alpacas and goats, and a donkey. That's actually my big wish. :laugh:

We have chickens in our suburban backyard.  ;D

Bumping this up because Phlex wasn't included in the family thanksgiving dinner. He's the cousin who shows up with his wife and every year seems to have added 3 more kids. :green:

And these kids are all somehow different ages...
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 23, 2009, 07:01:05 AM
Phlex! Good to see you back  8)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 08:31:44 AM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: P7PSP on November 23, 2009, 09:00:33 AM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh

If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:
Don't make me post a Chopper Read video here CG.  :indeed:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Blasted on November 23, 2009, 09:10:26 AM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 09:38:52 AM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Callaway on November 23, 2009, 11:30:48 AM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,

:congrats:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 11:36:10 AM
Thanks, but I'm still in denial.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 23, 2009, 01:13:24 PM
Congrats. :)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Scrapheap on November 23, 2009, 01:32:41 PM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,


You know, they make these things called morning after pills??  ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 23, 2009, 02:59:20 PM
Thanks, but I'm still in denial.

Thought you were aiming for one more.

Going too fast?

Hope all turns out fine.

Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 02:59:56 PM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,


You know, they make these things called morning after pills??  ;) :laugh:

I took some but they don't seem to help.  :chin:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 03:00:59 PM
Thanks, but I'm still in denial.

Thought you were aiming for one more.

Going too fast?

Hope all turns out fine.



I'm always this way. I don't need to know anything until its birth time, that's when I shine.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 23, 2009, 03:02:53 PM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,


You know, they make these things called morning after pills??  ;) :laugh:

I took some but they don't seem to help.  :chin:

There is another treatment for you. Pills won't help there, just the carefully wielded knife.
Or abstination for the next 20 years or so.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Phlexor on November 23, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
I think we might be having another kid too, that's why I  :duh:

...because your statement was too accurate.

Another one?  :zombiefuck:

 :emb: it's looking that way.,,


You know, they make these things called morning after pills??  ;) :laugh:

I took some but they don't seem to help.  :chin:

There is another treatment for you. Pills won't help there, just the carefully wielded knife.
Or abstination for the next 20 years or so.  :zoinks:

I'm deathly scared of needles and also scared of sharp objects in groin area.

And I'm not going without sex.

This problem needs moar thought  :chin:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 23, 2009, 05:19:53 PM
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh:

This is very true. She is and she doesn't need the stress.
In fact you have no idea of the things I would like to do....to.......for her to reduce her stress.

Ooooooooooh

If you guys could carry on like this in various places on the board, then you can get yourselves into the newsbox and take the heat off of me and EBM. Just saying. Pleaseandthankyou. :P

:lol:
Don't make me post a Chopper Read video here CG.  :indeed:

The only Choppers allowed in here are these kinds:

(http://www.frostbyte.ca/BIKE%20GALLERY/slides/red%20chopper%20daytona.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 11:58:04 AM
I'm that family member that sneaks out alone, or with a kindred relative, and a bottle of wine. Having a good time on her/their own outside.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 05:55:00 PM
And nobody will accept that.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
And nobody will accept that.

Oh, I get away with that on some birthdays.  :asthing:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Can I share the bottle with you?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:12:04 PM
Sure you can.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:12:52 PM
yay I can have moar. ;D
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:16:28 PM
And I know where the cellar is too.  :eyebrows:

We can build up to a nice whiskey after this bottle.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:17:30 PM
I have whisky too, and spelt in the right way, too. ;:eyebrows:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:19:36 PM
I have whisky too, and spelt in the right way, too. ;:eyebrows:

Wow, nifty,

Drunk and still spelling whisky good.

Impressive.


One of my favourite spelling mistakes: whiskey :p.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:22:44 PM
Single m,alt. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:27:10 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

me wants
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
laphroih

can'ty spell now. maybe I really should go tyo bel.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:36:53 PM
laphroih

can'ty spell now. maybe I really should go tyo bel.

And leave me alone? On this big forum with no-one posting.  :'(
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
laphroih

can'ty spell now. maybe I really should go tyo bel.

And leave me alone? On this big forum with no-one posting.  :'(

Still here. The others are insensitive bastard.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:50:29 PM
laphroih

can'ty spell now. maybe I really should go tyo bel.

And leave me alone? On this big forum with no-one posting.  :'(

Still here. The others are insensitive bastard.

Very insensitive indeed.

You could ban them all  :evillaugh:

No, don't too much work in the morning to undo that.  :asthing:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:51:41 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:52:07 PM
what makes you thihnk I'll be awake in the morn ing?
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
Sorry, my bad.  :duh:

Goodnight.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 27, 2009, 07:13:49 PM
Time zone differences suck. Just sayin. :green:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
not a valid excuse of course.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 27, 2009, 07:24:32 PM
I know, I know. Was on the phone with the boy. I2 got bumped to second place. ;)

I keep saying I'm going to drunk post but then it takes me 2+ hours to drink a glass. I think tonight may be different. The wine seems to be going down quickly tonight. It's really good. Gazela's Vinho Verde from Portugal. Nice and light. Has a bit of a fizz to it. Not quite a sparking wine but close.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
I know, I know. Was on the phone with the boy. I2 got bumped to second place. ;)

I keep saying I'm going to drunk post but then it takes me 2+ hours to drink a glass. I think tonight may be different. The wine seems to be going down quickly tonight. It's really good. Gazela's Vinho Verde from Portugal. Nice and light. Has a bit of a fizz to it. Not quite a sparking wine but close.  :thumbup:

Oh, boys do ruin your social life.

But, it's worth it  :laugh:

Very tired, so that one beer of minm is having quite an effect.

Now hoping the neigh bour will not be having boys with poewrtools in her garden tomorrowmorning.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2009, 05:17:49 PM
I had a nasty headache today. Have to drink more water the next time.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 28, 2009, 05:20:49 PM
Aaarch, not nice.

I got lucky.

No boys with powertoys next door this morning.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2009, 05:22:01 PM
I survived. No power tools around here, either, but my kids were noisy.
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on November 28, 2009, 05:29:18 PM
My kids have got the gift of sleeping in a bit. I drilled them well  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: odeon on November 28, 2009, 05:38:21 PM
My kids have got the gift of sleeping in a bit. I drilled them well  :evillaugh:

Well, it's either that or sleeping meds. :P
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on November 28, 2009, 06:22:17 PM
I'm a detective

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Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Celticgoddess on November 29, 2009, 06:59:42 AM
^ That just made me bust out laughing. :laugh:
Title: Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
Post by: Adam on November 29, 2009, 08:45:04 AM
 8)