INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Blasted on September 14, 2009, 07:22:40 AM
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Attack them with a hammer
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Blow them up. 8)
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Cook them in a huge kettle.
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Drown them. :zoinks:
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Electrocution
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Frying (cannibalistic mood today)
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Grind their faces into the tarmac
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Hang them
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Inject them with multiple poisons
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Just shoot them
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Knife them with dull blades. Make it last.
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Liquidise them
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Massacre them. :arrr:
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New-Order-ise them :orly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXjsQXhogI
I keep hearing these lyrics whenever I read the title of this thread:
There was too many ways that you could kill someone
Like in a love affair, when the love is gone
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Orgasmic overload!
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Poison.
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Quicksilver
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Revolver. :litigious:
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Stake to the heart!
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Thallium poisoning. :toporly:
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Uranium Oxide poisoning.
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Vicodin overdose
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Whip em until they die from exsanguination.
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X-terminate them. >:D
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Yttrium implant causing radiation poisoning.
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Zonking them on the head with a smelly poo
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Atlatl
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Bludgeoning with 3/4" rigid conduit.
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poison them with your shit cooking
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Now you spoilt the alphabet :elvis:
Dance on their heads
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Eviscerate them with a potato peeler
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fuck them in the ass with a chainsaw
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Gag them with year old, stale knickers
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hug them till they suffocate :hug:
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Infiltrate their anus with a PbCl2 enema.
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Jellyfish their face
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kiss them with a tiny shotgun hidden in your mouth and held by an equally tiny penguin who will shoot them in the mouth at the right moment
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Lock them in the cellar without food or water.
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Mesmerise them, so that they don't want any food or water any more.
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Nuke them back to the stone age
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offer them a cigarette which will explode when they smoke it
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Oil them with Castrol GTX motor oil and then light a match.
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quarter them by the use of four horses.
old methods never fail.
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Refill their Diving tanks with enough CO to nail them slowly.
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Slice them into cold cuts.
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titilate them untill they explode
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Tack hammer in the temple.
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Use an umbrella whose tip injects tiny Polonium-210 pellets into the target's thigh, and it will be a slow painful death like Litvenenko died
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viagra overdose
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Water intoxication
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X Ray overdose.
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yell at them harshly until they get a nervous breakdown
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Zap them with a microwave ray until the water content in their body superheats.
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abuse them on Ventrilo
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Bash their brains with a lead pipe. :boxers:
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Commit them to hours and hours of listening to Enya.
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Dry them in the desert sun. :toporly:
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eviscerate them with a nail file
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Fuck em with a hot glue gun
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Gouge their eyes out and put pencils in their brains. :zoinks:
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Hurl them out of a Helicopter.
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Infest them with cholera and plague. :P
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Jump on them and then throw them over a cliff.
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Klobber them with a Klub.
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Lick them to death. :whipped:
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Make a pyramid out of their body parts
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Nail them on a cross. :agreed:
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Operate on them and remove their brain
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Pick small pieces of them until they bleed to death. :evillaugh:
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Question their stamina... by letting them hang from a cliff by their feet
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Rape them to death. :angel:
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Suck all the fluid out of their body :orly:
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Tear them apart
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Ursus Arctos attack
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Violate their privacy with a bulldozer :zoinks:
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Whack em with a pipe wrench.
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X them: paint a huge white X on them, and wait till the forester chops them down with his axe.
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yoke them to a horse and have it gallop down the road.
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Zip them up in a sleeping bag full of fleas infected with Yersinia Pestis.
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Attach electrodes to their testicles (or clitoris if they are females) and send a 240 V ahock through them every hour on the hour.
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Burn them alive. :flames:
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give them chancres which will eventually turn into secondary syphilis, which will eventually kill them.
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Drop arsenic oxide in their coffee. :P
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Entomb them in 20 cubic feet of concrete
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Fix some HMTD and connect it to the ignition of their car. 8)
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Give them a bottle of water laced with Ricin
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Hang em high.
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Ice them
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Kill them by using a chainsaw on them
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You forgot to jack them off until they bleed.
Lunge at them with a Bowie knife.
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Maul them with Bengal Tigers
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Nip them with glowing iron bars. :P
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origami them with blunt scissors
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Poke them with a poker. :agreed:
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Quills could be used to stick them until they bleed to death
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Rape them to death. :thumbup:
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Sever the rapist's testicles with a rusty razor blade and let him bleed to death.
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Trap them in a coffin and bury them alive. :zoinks:
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Undertaker could embalm them while they were still alive.
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Verminate them. :P
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waste them gangland style
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X-tract some internal organs, like the kidneys. :zoinks:
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make an ME's Y incision while they are asleep and let them bleed to death on the quilt.
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Zyklon-B them. :hitler:
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Axe them lumberjack style
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beat them with a shackle and spanset
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Cut them into tiny pieces.
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Dunk them into a cold river.
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EXTERMINATE them!
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fuck them to death
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Grind them in a mill. :thumbup:
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Hit them in the head.
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invest in piñatas and give them to their children.
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incinerate them
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Jab with an lethal injection.
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karate kick them in the chest
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Lace their tea with sulphuric acid. :toporly:
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mince them and serve them up as spaghetti Bolognese.
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Aww jeez TCO, now I'm all hungry. :P
Needles laced with rare but extremely lethal shellfish toxins.
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Oral ingestion of pufferfish liver
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Penetrate them with a shovel
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Quote Spice Girls lyrics on them until they perish :zoinks:
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Oden, you know all that some people are immnue to that.
Run them over with a car.
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Strangulate them slowly. :agreed:
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Torch them with a flame thrower.
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Uzi
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Voodoo doll (in theory anyway) :zoinks:
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Wrap their guts around their throats until they choke to death. 8)
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X-ray them over and over again till they get radiation cancer and die
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Yank their heads of. :thumbup:
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Zoonotic disease such as Ebola or other hemorrhagic fever
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Analyse them, putting all their blood in test tubes.
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Blue screen of death..................................................in a plane on 35,000 feet. Rebooting. ;D
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Car accident
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Depth charge in their colon.
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Extract their colon
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Fuck their brains out.
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Garrotte them with wire.
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Hang them high in a piano wire.
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Ignite them. Covering them in cheap liquor first.
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Javelin through the eye
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Kidnap them, strap them to a leper and stick both of them on an empty desert island together with no food or water
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Ligature strangulation.
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Molest them. :thumbup:
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Noose
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orchestrate their demise like a Mafia don
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Put them in a cage with wild animals.
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Queue them up in a corral next to a cliff with a dozen taipans behind them.
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Rig a bomb in their back pocket KABOOM. Like in Fallout 3 when you reverse pickpocket grenades in your enemies pockets.
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Stick an impaling rod up their ass.
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tape some gelignite to their balls.
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Use a chainsaw and Goalie mask.
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Vapourise them
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Whack them with a golf club
preferably a 1 iron.
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EXpose them to a group of 50 stone, naked, masturbating women
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yank their spine out
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Zip them into a tent filled with a million angry bees.
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Annoy them till they explode
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Bite them till they get blood poisoning. :zoinks:
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Chain them in the middle of an Iraqi naked pile.
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Deliver some rancid pizza to them and laugh while they eat it.
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Evaporate them.
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Fix them to a bed of nails and lower an elephant onto them.
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Grind them in a mill. :P
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Hoist them in a tower and drop them.
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Irradiate them with some Plutonium.
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Jaguar mauling
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Kung Fu them
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Liquidise them by sticking them in a big undustrial juicer
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masturbate them to death
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Never let them sleep.
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^That wouldn't kill me :laugh:
Orally stuff them with fluff
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poop injected straight into the heart with a big assed horse syringe
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Quash them with squash
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rig up some nasty device to torture them
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Slice their wrists.
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Trample them to death. :agreed:
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Umbrella shooting polonium pellet into their thigh.
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vex them to death
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Wreck them with a sledgehammer. :evillaugh:
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yankee them
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zap them with 1000 Volts
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annihilation by force
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bludgon with a 12" crescent wrench
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cement shoes
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dip them into hydrochloric acid
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eminem played loudly for days on end
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feed them to some sharks
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Grill them
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hammer their skull *shudder* (I'm really not good with violence :P )
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Ice them
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jam my cock in their ass really really hard, till they bleed out
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kill them?
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Lure them in a trap.
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murder them?
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neuter them and let them bleed to death
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Obliterate them
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Penetrate their hearts with wooden sticks.
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Quick trip to the guillotine :green:
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Rip out their innards and feed them to the wolves
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Suffocate them
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Tie them to a block of wood and drag them around the city till they get bashed to death
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Use their head as a soccer ball
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Vivisect them.
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Wash their brainfunction away with contaminated spiritus.
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Exterminate them by releasing thousands of bubonic-plague-carrying rats
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Yank their chain. The one hanging from their neck and tried to a subway train (hmm...this thread creeps me out)
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Zipline into a brick wall
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Axe to the back of the head *shudder* (Why do I keep answering in a thread that freaks me out? :P )
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Bury them.
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Chop them to pieces with a rusty knife
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Drowning
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Energise them with 10,000 Volts
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Fuck them till they have a heart attack
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Ginseng overdose
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Hang them from a highway sign
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Incineration
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Jumping on their head
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with kindness
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Love them to death
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make them into mince pies
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Nail them to a cross.
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Obliterate them when they accidentally fall into a meat grinder.
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Pulp them in a juicer
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Run them down with a truck
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TomTom reprogramming :eyebrows:
Trains can be encountered so easy when you tell them to take a turn to the left on a railway crossing.
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TomsToms are evil :thumbdn:
Push them underneath a train on the Underground
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Vital organ removal.
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Werewolf attack
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Xtreme makeover with a rescue fireaxe. :indeed:
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Yaws.
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Zyrtec overdose
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asphyxiate them, pushing their faces in (hot) ashes.
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Bite them
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Zyrtec overdose
That can kill you? ???
Crash a big shiny metal sauscepan into their faces
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Zyrtec overdose
That can kill you? ???
Crash a big shiny metal sauscepan into their faces
I think that most drugs, even OTC ones, can kill you if you take too much. I think a massive Zyrtec overdose would probably kill you by depressing your respiration.
Dice them.
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Erase them in the Matrix
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Freeze them.
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Grind them into teensy tiny little powder which you then chuck into the Atlantic Ocean
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Hang, draw and quarter them
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Induction to be a WP moderator! :zombiefuck:
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Jump them off a cliff.
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Kill them with a hammer!
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Lick poison onto their tongue
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Make them jump off a bridge
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Numb them with a sledgehammer. :zoinks:
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Oleander poisoning
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Poke them to death
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Quarter them with the use of horses, or hummers, for a more contemporary effect.
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Radiation in excess, FTW :headbang2:
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salting them, in a huge jar.
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^would only work if the thing you're killing is a snail :laugh:
Trample on them with big, fat boots.
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Undress them and then put them on an iceberg
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Vertebrae removal.
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Wank them to death with a smoothie-maker
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Xerox them till they are fully flattened, worn out and dehydrated. Ready to be wrinkled and thrown away with waste paper.
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Zebras trample them in stilletoes
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Avalanche of books
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I'm missing something.
Y incisions, while they are still alive first.
After that the Zebra's can finish it off, mercy killing with the stilettos.
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oh shit that was my fault :-[
Banana explodes up the arse
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70 virgin Concubines to fuck the pieces, after the banana explosion, to oblivion.
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Do a dance on their face while wearing knives on your shoes
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Extort all bodily fluids.
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Fire staples into their heart
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Gravitation, G12 should give nice effects.
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Hordes of virgins making sure he loses his virginity, at 90
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Icicle stabbings
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Jujubes stuffed in the windpipe, for a sweet death.
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Kiss them and then shoot them
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lobotomy in overdrive
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Many cannons that shoot watermelons.
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Needles inserted into every vital organ.
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Orgasm overkill. ;D
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Puncture their lungs with a stapler gun.
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with kindness
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with kindness
And a Quilt?
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Rack them
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Shank them
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Torque Wrench used to shatter the skull.
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Uncover their throbbing heart and expose it to the sunlight.
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vending machine falls on their head because you drop it on them
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Wash them with acid
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X-Acto blade to vital artery.
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Yellowcake instead of yellow cake.
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zamboni "accident"
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Acid - a whole barrel of it over their heads. :P
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baggy of anthrax
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C4.
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Dirt to bury them alive.
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Ecstasy overdose
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Freeze drying them
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garrote them
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Hang them high ;D
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Ice them
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Jab them repeatedly in the eye with a pitchfork
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Kangaroo stampede.
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lead poisoning
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Mallet to the face
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Nuke them :zoinks:
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Operate on them with unsterilised material and unwashed hands. Open heart surgery should do it.
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Push them off the edge of something steep.
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push down a flight of stairs.
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Quart bottle of methanol disguised as gin.
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Rain of stones on their head
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slit their throat ala OJ Simpson style.
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Terminate them.
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Untie their boot laces while they are rock climbing.
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Vaporize with extreme prejudice! :headbang2:
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wingnut to the temple.
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Xenomorph facehugger, need I say more?
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Xenomorph facehugger, need I say more?
It's a bughunt! :P
:plus:
Yellow snow disguised as a "lemon slushie." :P
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Zero food and water for an extended amount of time.
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ABBA songs, day and night! :P
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BORE them to death! :blah:
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Crucify them
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Dance-off! :dance: :soph:
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Ejector seat with parachute disabled.
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Fuck their brains out. Literally. ;D
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Guillotine their heads off!
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Hang them high. :zoinks:
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Incinerate them.
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Julienne them.
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Kill them with kindness! :hug:
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Lock them in the basement with no food and water.
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Maim them.
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Necrotizing fasciitis
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Opiate overdose.
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Poke them with sharp instruments, before AND after death.
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Random shooting.
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Skin them and make lampshades
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Top them.
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Use them Underwater to plug the oilf well in the Gulf
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Vehicular manslaughter
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Wash them at high temperatures.
Make it a clean job :evillaugh:
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Xylophone buggery.
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Yew tree (isn't some part of it poisonous?)
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Ooh! Ooh! I thought of a better "y" word. Hurry up and get to "y' again. I call dibs on it.
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Zoophilia horse fucked internal bleeding.
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antbites
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Bludgeoning
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cremating
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Decapitating
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Evisceration
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Freezing
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granulating
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Hurling headlong into a black hole.
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Internal bleeding
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Jaundice
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UhM ...
Killed for no reason
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Lye
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Mauled by a bear
(sorry, I sort of got the theme wrong. I will do better next time.)
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Nailed to a cross.
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Offering them
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Pricking them with a million pins.
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Question them on a Rack for a bit too long.
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Roast them over a nice fire.
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Salt them alive, for winter meat-supplies
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Tickle them to death.
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Upside-down hanging for too long.
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Varnish them, when sleeping.
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Wrench hammering, when no hammer is available.
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Xenon asphyxiation
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Yodeling, if nothing else they'll kill themselves to escape the noise. :violin:
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Zither music for the same reason ^
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astatine poisoning
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Burn them up in a fire.
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Nitrogen gas, it's apparently the most humane way to kill a person because it produces a euphoric effect before they lose consciousness.
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Oi! It's an alphabet game!
As in "Circumsise them with poisoned tools".
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Jewish humor - Oy vay!
Let's see a "P" word -
parachute cord cut
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Quiet death, carbon monoxide.
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Revel in their pain when they see someone break a rule, and then paper cut them to death with a phone book.
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Sandbag dropped on their head.
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Rub them out with a big eraser
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Stand them on their head in a septic tank.
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Tuck them in too tight.
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Upside down in a shark tank
:shark:
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Vivisection
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Wrench their ribs out.
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Place them in a room full of mosquitos carrying Yellow Fever.
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Zap them with 4160 volts.
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Ask them to die. With a knife.
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Boil them in vinegar.
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Chainsaw their heads off, who shall I do it to? :zoinks:
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Dig their heart out with a spoon
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Electric chair
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French fry them.
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The guillotine
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Hang em high.
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iDestroy :viking:
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Joist them on a petard like a retard.
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Knife them.
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Ligature strangulation
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Mangled inside a giant umbrella.
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Numb the pain then you silently kill them.*(from behind)* ;)
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Open the emergency exit door in mid-flight.
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Pesky, my ragdoll cat, can eat you up if you enter into his lair downstairs. :kitten: :shark:
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Quiver of arrows shot through the heart
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Roast them over a nice bonfire.
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Shishkebab them.
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TERMINATE! :flamer:
(http://goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/the-terminator.jpg)
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Upside-down in a five gallon bucket.
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Ventriloquism (Surprise)
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Washing Machine at full spin. Actually someone died because he was a smartass and stuffed clothes in the washer and stood on the clothes to put more in. The machine started somehow and he was caught and battered to death.
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Xenon gas in their scuba tank.
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Yank out their lungs
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Leave an enemy in a pub full of Zombies
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ABBA in their speakers on 218 dB.
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Bury them alive in sucking mud.
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Cut them into little pieces
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Dice them.
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Exsanguination, slow and steady wins the race.
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Fillet a few pieces at a time and keep your guppies healthy.
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giraffe stampede
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Hungry, hungry Hippos
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That was slick.
Icecream headache.
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Jacketed Hollow Point, 230 grains @ 850 fps in the noggin.
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pecked to death by a giant Kiwi
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Let the Queen do the killing. :viking:
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Mutation of the genome by microwave.
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Nitrogen in liquid form poured over their heads.
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Open there head with a hammer
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Pour molten lead into said opened heads.
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Quit feeding them.
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Refine them.
Sorting their different types of fat.
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Torture them.
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Simple stabbing.
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Undo their births. ;D
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Violin string tightly around the neck
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Wrap em in insulation from Parts truck.
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Xiphoid process hard blow.
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Yell at them like a pissed off whale and crush their bodies with extreme audio pressure.
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Zoom over them with your car
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Annihilate them.
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Butt of Malmsey wine
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Crack them on the hear with a three quarter ratchet
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Defibrillator paddles through the feet.
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Exfoliate to the max.
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fry them in lard
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Gas them with pure N2.
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induce Hiccups somehow
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Ignore their pleas for water or something to eat in that dark cellar full of blood-thirsty bats... :evillaugh:
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James Last overdose. (without a sanitary or food break)
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drop them from a KITE
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Lasso them and Hang em High. And play Hugo Montenegro while you are at it. :thumbup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN52vq7xmas&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN52vq7xmas&feature=related)
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Mount them on a rotisserie and turn them every so often. Oh, and serve them with farver beans and a dose of chianti.
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Nickel and dime them to death
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Offend them to death with really terminally bad puns.
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Poisoned apple, and make very sure that no prince will pass by to undo the wanted damage.
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Quench their thirst by oral injection of the output from a fire hose.
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Raise their body temperature, by slowly heating their bathwater to the boiling point.
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Suffocate them to death with Danny Osmond's collected works.
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Stop their breathing by tit slapping them to death,,"Right In The Kissah!!"
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Tear them apart slowly, with tweezers.
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Tear them apart slowly, with tweezers.
Untie their shoelaces after blindfolding them, point them toward a cliff and yell 'Hup Hup Hup!'
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Vent their skulls. :zoinks:
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Raise their body temperature, by slowly heating their bathwater to the boiling point.
..... mentally.
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Wizards, a team of them, make their every day a waking nightmare.
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Use their ribs as an xylophone and their teeth as piano keys and play that horrible Billy Ray Virus shit to them.
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Yell at them for 72 hours
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Zero in on them with a homing missile and watch the fireworks.
I love the smell of napalm and burning flesh in the morning.
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Yell at them for 72 hours
... relates back to the whale tantrum I mentioned, right? Never ever piss off a whale!! (fortunately, the only time I have experienced this, I was "almost" safe in a large boat)
A whale yelling at someone can crush their ribcage in less than one one hundredth of a second, just by being pissed off enough to empty their diaphragmatic pressure in one blast to a swimming person. The pressure a whale can produce with a simple diaphragmatic excursion can produce more power (in one breath) than being thrown against a car dash in a wreck in an automobile traveling at sixty or seventy miles per hour and hitting an unmovable object. The diaphragm of a whale is the most powerful musculature known in nature and the very basic effect of being "Yelled at" in close range to a large whale would be immediate dearth.
LoL ... most people do not realise the danger they are trying when they bounce around in the presence of a whale, taking pictures of their wet asses, and shit.
Give me a break, here, you know how absolute pressure can manifest in a fluid environment (some do ... Odeon? You know I am speaking the truth - a whale can kill a human with a "huff" from their breath and without even singing the whale songs that carry half way around the globe.).
Am I the only one who can see through the science, here?
One scream from a scared whale and you die in the water from similar pressure impacted upon your body as to being in a high speed car wreck, due to having been scolded by a large animal.
Face the math, folks, and stay the fuck away from large animals in the water. (guess why there are only a few bodies found for the forensics team to assess? It is because we are delicious and what remains of us who are thrown up from an acidic whale stomach is hardly recognisable as human after the small fish which follow the whale for the leftovers finish with what is left of the bodies)
this is why i always make sure to carry an ID with me, no matter where i go. it makes it so much easier for the authorities to identify the remains of my body. KEEP an ID with you at all times, unless you are determined to torture your loved ones.
(long, possibly interesting, story to follow for those with a moment of empathy to spare - it was a cousin.)
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Amuse your enemies with your humour until they laugh into hysterical laughter (or cheat using laughing gas) and then spike their drinks. :viking:
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I have no enemies, until a specific profile (I am profiling, here!) of people experience my humour.
Then, allll bets are off.
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Yell at them for 72 hours
... relates back to the whale tantrum I mentioned, right? Never ever piss off a whale!! (fortunately, the only time I have experienced this, I was "almost" safe in a large boat)
A whale yelling at someone can crush their ribcage in less than one one hundredth of a second, just by being pissed off enough to empty their diaphragmatic pressure in one blast to a swimming person. The pressure a whale can produce with a simple diaphragmatic excursion can produce more power (in one breath) than being thrown against a car dash in a wreck in an automobile traveling at sixty or seventy miles per hour and hitting an unmovable object. The diaphragm of a whale is the most powerful musculature known in nature and the very basic effect of being "Yelled at" in close range to a large whale would be immediate dearth.
LoL ... most people do not realise the danger they are trying when they bounce around in the presence of a whale, taking pictures of their wet asses, and shit.
Give me a break, here, you know how absolute pressure can manifest in a fluid environment (some do ... Odeon? You know I am speaking the truth - a whale can kill a human with a "huff" from their breath and without even singing the whale songs that carry half way around the globe.).
Am I the only one who can see through the science, here?
One scream from a scared whale and you die in the water from similar pressure impacted upon your body as to being in a high speed car wreck, due to having been scolded by a large animal.
Face the math, folks, and stay the fuck away from large animals in the water. (guess why there are only a few bodies found for the forensics team to assess? It is because we are delicious and what remains of us who are thrown up from an acidic whale stomach is hardly recognisable as human after the small fish which follow the whale for the leftovers finish with what is left of the bodies)
this is why i always make sure to carry an ID with me, no matter where i go. it makes it so much easier for the authorities to identify the remains of my body. KEEP an ID with you at all times, unless you are determined to torture your loved ones.
(long, possibly interesting, story to follow for those with a moment of empathy to spare - it was a cousin.)
Thank you for sharing. Now I know why I swim in pools, not the ocean.
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Butter them up so they suffocate.
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Cut them gently and cover them in honey to invite flies.
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Discover their deepest secrets by doing an "Inquisition" style inspection to find the root of their devilments.
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Discover their deepest secrets by doing an "Inquisition" style inspection to find the root of their devilments.
Star them in a remake of EVIL DEAD, and make it even gorier.
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Fart Attack. :zombiefuck: (with extra toxic gas which is garantee you that it kills).
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Fart Attack. :zombiefuck: (with extra toxic gas which is garantee you that it kills).
Garotte them with a G string. DirtDawg might have a couple of spares (as well as an E, A, D, B and a high E).
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Hop on them until they die.
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Inject them with an air-bubble and watch the result while eating popcorn.
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Just jab them.
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Kill them with Kindness.
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Love them to death.
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Michelob Beer :beer: At least they might die happy.
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Nick their breathing apparatus.
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Organ sabotage.
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Use them as a pianola roll for 'On With The Motley'.
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Quit feeding them.
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Remove their guts.
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Bash their head in with my Scepter.
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Turn off the heat and let them freeze to death.
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Underscore the "wrong words" in their mail and confuse them to death.
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Tie off their Varicose Veins and watch whatever happens next, because I don't have a clue whether this would work.
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Watching 2 girls and 1 cup. :zombiefuck:
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xylocaine overdose
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Paint them Yellow and set them loose in a chicken processing plant.
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zebra stampede
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Amytal overdose.
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Bulks of Barbiturates mixed in their brown beers.
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Cyanide drinks.
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Dirty scalpels and needles during an operation.
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Make them listen to Enya repeatedly in a dark room, with the door locked.
"Turn it off grandpa! It's so nauseating yet kind of soothing! Turn it off!"
" Now you know what it's like at my age, Billy! Now will you kill me?"
"Yes grandpa, just turn it off!"
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Tie figs to them and let the ants eat them. Yeah, I am a blood-thirsty person.
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wire Garotte
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Hoover them up and throw them in the dustbin.
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Ignite them, after marinading them in kerosine.
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Juxtapose their insides and outside
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Knee them in the skull
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Line them up like dominos next to a cliff.
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Metaphorically berate them into performing a ritual Seppuku.
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Send them to a NUDIST CAMP where they might die of embarrassment.
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Offer them a final resting place.
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Offer them a final resting place.
Powerfully persuade them to accept said offer.
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Offer them a final resting place.
Powerfully persuade them to accept said offer.
Quell their doubts. :zoinks:
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Arrrrr, them, finally, as all really good pirates do.
(Is everything OK, Odeon? This last is a bit out of your usual style)
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Stipulate that they take said offer OR ELSE!
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Tickle them, thereby provoking a heart attack.
(Is everything OK, Odeon? This last is a bit out of your usual style)
I'm fine. I was a bit desperate, that's all.
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Usurpation of their bodies.
An army of dead drones. :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
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Variagate them with piranhas and watch them eat themselves to death.
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Wash them at high temperatures. So hygienic too.
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Yank them apart with cars
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"Zorro" their asses to death by carving "Z" all over them with an épée.
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accentuate the positive by deleting the negative and amputate their exitence.
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Baste them with honey and put them in an ant pile.
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Have Oprah CUDDLE them to death.
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De-bone them
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Expose them to Elephantiasis.
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Finish them off.
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Into the garbage disposal they go
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Hypepsalorum (a weird made-up disease on my husband's family).
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Institutionalize them with a bunch of funnel web spiders.
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Jalapenos, tonnes of them, dropped from a great height onto a giant seesaw where the victim is squirming while bound in duct-tape at the other end before being launched into a passing helicopter.
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Kill them, straight up.
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Light them up like torches.
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Mince them up and serve them as spaghetti Bolognese.
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Nylon paracord garrote.
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Ostrich fight.
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Parasitic insects & piranhas.
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Raging Bull
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Stampede of raging bulls.
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Tie a Yellow ribbon 'round the ol' oak tree with them tightly wound in it.
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Ukelele string garotte.
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Create a giant vulva and drop it on them.
Hey, "v" is hard.
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Watch them get eaten by mozzies on a hot summer night.
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Xtrapolate them to the nth degree.
Hey guys, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here, trying to keep it going.
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Zegh's weed fumes can asphyxiate them. :P
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Zegh's weed fumes can asphyxiate them. :P
Y?
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Zegh's weed fumes can asphyxiate them. :P
Y?
Oops. :-[
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y
Yank them apart limb by limb
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Zombitize them.. and then.. Z them on fire. (well, that's what I would do) :viking:
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Annihilate them with Rabid Squirrels. :zoinks:
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(sorry for being this cruel now, but I think I'll.. )
.. bingoball 'm.
(HAH, that will teach 'm)
(http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
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crucify.......
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Detonate a bomb inserted up their anus.
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Empty out their innards :zoinks:
eeeww
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Fuck them in the eye socket with a zebra's penis :zoinks:
Jesus christ that was graphic. :zombiefuck:
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Gouge their brains out with a zebra's winkey
(it is the new preferred choice of weapon now)
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Honkytonk them ruthlessly. :autism:
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Inject air in their arteries.
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Jihaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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Klobber them with karrots
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Ligature strangulation.
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malnutrition
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Neuter them with Pentagrams teeth. :zoinks:
:zombiefuck:
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OD on General Razorbeard's posts.
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Powder actuated nail gun. :thumbup:
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Quinalbarbitone overdose.
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Rip the head off.
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Slap em with a sledge hammer.
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trip them with a rake
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Umbrella with a ricin pellet injector shoved into their thigh.
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Violently vandalize it via vice and vacuum cleaner.
(maybe.. )
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wipe the smile of their face....with a machete
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XBox
dropped on head, from twenty floors up :thumbup:
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Yet another drowning
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Yappy little minge-lapping rat dogs! Yap yap yap
like the little westie next door. yappedy -fuckin-yap.
will not kill victim directly but after being subjected to the squeeky high pitched eardrum attack for a while it could push someone over the edge and suicidal :zoinks:
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Z...... already done!
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead
(http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/a-z/quentin-tarantino/26.jpg)
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Antlers
Tricky. Even good old Rudolph could easily have some fuckers eye out! So a good set of Antlers up the jacksy should finish em off.
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Botulism.
Easy. Grow in petree dish. Wipe sandwhich in it...feed to victim!
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Chop off their heads.
I have cultured Clostridium before and the smell is horrible, like death and rotten meat. I don't think anyone would willingly eat a sandwich with Clostridium Botulinum in it.
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demand suicide
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Chop off their heads.
I have cultured Clostridium before and the smell is horrible, like death and rotten meat. I don't think anyone would willingly eat a sandwich with Clostridium Botulinum in it.
You only need a teeny teeny bit, and some rohypnol
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evisceration
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Flagellation
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Garbage truck compactor.
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Hippopotamus sitting on you
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Iodine poisoning
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Jugular vein dissection.
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Keelhaul, in extreme slow-motion.
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Liver damage from acetaminophen OD.
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Mangle it through a wringer. And maybe make some nice lasagna from it.
(well, that's what I would do)
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Napalm
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Oleander poisoning.
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pick axe
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quarry 'accident'
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Run them over like a traffic cone
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/001-30.jpg)
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saw in two
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tear their larynx out
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Unhook their life support
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Vampire exsanguination.
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Washington D.C. debates or committee hearings
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Yank out their lungs
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Xbox obsession. (http://techland.time.com/2011/08/01/gamers-death-linked-to-marathon-session-on-his-xbox/)
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Zealously zucchini zhem. :viking:
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Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Beat them with a barracuda
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catapult them off a cliff
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disembowel them with a dai katana and put the body in a oil drum and sink them in the dead sea.... im putting to much thought into this one.
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Elephant sitting on them
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fuck them in the skull with your go go gadget penis.
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Garrote.
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hacksaw to the neck
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Icicle through the heart.
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javelin up the nose
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Knøck 'em out..
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LAW rocket to the gut.
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Mill them with a millstone.
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nuke them with a "Fat man"
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OD them
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Polonium 210 poisoning
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Quack em up
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Radium watch dial painter
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Slit throat
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Tickle torture till..
(um, tea time.. )(.. and then just shoot the mother fucker) :green:
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umbrella through the ear
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Vasectomy gone awry.
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Weaken their immune system.
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X (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltire)
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Yellow fever mosquitoes in their tent
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Zyankali, in their almond flavoured coffee.
* Love the way the Germans spell that. *
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armadillo
....
....
dropped from above...
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Backstab.
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Cellophane suffocation
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Decapitation with.. dunno.. a dagger maybe.
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Encyclopaedia Britannica on the head.
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Fellatio suffocation.
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Encyclopaedia Britannica on the head.
Better hurry, they're going to stop the print edition.
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Grind nutsack in meat grinder
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Halve them, with a hacksaw.
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Impale them with an ice pick
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Jolting with high energy juice.
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Hitting hard with a heavy hammer on the head
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Kicking their head off.
Lashing their legs off
Mauling the remaining mess
Nifty change the leftovers in Nibbly things for a party.
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Overstepping at Niagara Falls.
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Nail Gun :yarly:
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Piercing them with a sword.
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If you're piercing them, it should be with a pikestaff! :include:
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Quiet them with a pillow smothering their face.
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Run them through with a rapier.
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Stampede them with a herd of cattle
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Tell them a tale so terrifying that it terminates their heartbeat.
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umbrella up the arse
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viciously vivisecting them with a viking axe
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Walling them up in a catacomb
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X-rays
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Ytterbium poisoning
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Zapping their brains with 1000 Volts.
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Arrow through both of their ears.
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Bludgeoning them with a baseball bat
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Cutting their arteries.
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Dicing them into tiny pieces.
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eating them after dicing into little pieces
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Feeding them to the pigs after dicing them up into tiny pieces.
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graveling them over after throwing them into a pit
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Hammer blow to the head.
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injection of morphine
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Juicer accident.
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Slather "them" with all that nasty fucking lipstick they love so much until they can not fucking breathe.
Then make a beautiful pile of multicolored corpses out of what is left of these wastes of space with all the awesome colors they made fun of.
Ah, SHIT! I ended a sentence with a preposition. I am both an ignorant son of a bitch and a killer.
:hahaha:
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Love them to pieces.
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Mulch them up in a tree mulcher machine
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napalm
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Overdose
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pillow over face
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Love them to pieces.
Yep, I forgot to say, "Lovingly slather ..." Didn't I?
Quelch what is left of hope as I bind you and, using pumice stone, curtail all future skin growth.
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Roger someone to death :zoinks:
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Squeeze to death
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Tickle them to death.
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Urinate on them 'til they drown :2thumbsup:
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V.A.T. them with ridiculous percentages.
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Waste 'em
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Xylophone on the head. Repeated x times.
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Yell at them until they die.
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Zapp them, with a multitude of electric fly swappers.
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Annihilate them.
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BBQ them.
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Cut their arteries until they bleed to death.
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Drown them in wine :wine:
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Evict them from their skin.
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Force them to eat rat poison! :arrr:
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Gut them, alive. Telling them you need to do that, to help them get rid of said rat-poison.
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Hang them in piano strings, so that they are strangulated slowly :eyelash:
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Ingestion of botulin
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Javelin through the heart, maybe.
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That happened to somebody lately here lutra. Guy went to take score, while somebody was unaware, and copped one right through the neck.
Had to be a messy cleanup job that did.
KKkill the buggers klu klux fasion-necklace burnings drive the message home that somebody is very high up indeed in one's little black book of obnoxious little arseholes who need not to waste my valuable breath 'afore I have the chance to breathe any of it.
I.e 'you are of sufficient caliber as an A-grade, pestilential infected muff flap, that jenny mccarthy's turds would get up and walk away before sharing the same cloud of blowflies, so have a tyre full of flaming petrol round your neck.
Or alternatively, knifing, kidney removal/failure perhaps. There is a charming, and rather large, very diverse genus of fungi, the Cortinarius family, more commonly known as webcaps, for the habit they have of leaving behind a cortina, a veil that covers the gills in young fruitbodies that have yet to expand.
Amongst this rather large, and frequently tricky to ID family, one of the sub-genera, IIRC its either Cortinarius subspp/Dermocybe, or the Leprocybe subgenus, A few species contain a toxin called orellanine, a bipyridyl nephrotoxin related to paraquat (infamous weedkiller, used in no few suicides. Unusual in that it is very, very slow acting, with a delay of even as long as a month post ingestion before symptoms of poisoning start to show. Larger scale ingestion tends to result in a more rapid onset and poorer outlook.
Trivia fact-Orellanine exhibits fluorescence under UV light, as do tissue sample taken from poisoning victims.
Others that come to mind:
Krait venom, hard to treat, doesn't always respond to antivenom (I forget weather this is the Bungarus, or rock serpent, or the quite different sea krait, Laticauda spp. Kraits of all descriptions are highly venomous, the venom being of a paralytic neuromuscular blocking nature, not highly aggressive snakes, the sea krait in particular.
Trivia factlet-bungarotoxins, from land kraits has been used to study the nicotinic acetylcholine receptors, the alpha-BTX isoform of the protein inhibits acetylcholine binding to the receptors, acting in an analogous manner to curare and its related alkaloids, whereas the beta types cause actylcholine release, depleting stores, and resulting in a depolarizing neuromuscular block like that induced by succinylcholine. The gamma-bungarotoxin subtype is similar to the two beta isoforms in action, IIRC.
Simple one: 'K'
As in the atomic formula for the alkali metal potassium, coming from 'kalium'
A soft silvery metal, so soft it can be cut with a butter knife, highly reactive with water, or oxygen/air, the former causing rapid and copious hydrogen release, and a great deal of heat. Which result in the K actually melting and skittering around on the surface of the water its added to on a pad of H2. Followed by multiple cracklings, poppings and sparks as the hydrogen ignites, and the potassium metal eventually explodes. In small quantities that is. A pea-sized chunk of K tossed into water will make quite a bang.
So.... molten potassium enema. '1-squirt, 2-dive for cover, 3-'muffled thud, bangbangbangurrkkgghh...squelching, ripping, tearing noise, followed closely by 5- a finely divided gout of steaming innards become out-ards, gonads turned into stop-nads, and one hell of a case of heartburn :D
Lol, I still remember the lab demo in my last spesh school...where a person, or persons unknown fetched the bottle of potassium...by..mistake...rather than sodium, the metal above it on the periodic table. and considerably less reactive in comparison beteen Na and K (although an alloy of the two is actually liquid at room temperature and a more violent reaction with water than either metal on its own.
Result was a correspondingly pretty sizeable chunk of sodium metal tossed into a fish tank (empty of fish of course). The metal melted, and got blown all over the lab ceiling, only to drip back down in flaming rivers, back into the tank. With fairly predictable, but absofuckinglutely spectacular results.
I wish my phone back then had a camera, but that was before phones had videocameras commonly, if at all. I had an old motorola that texted, called, and cost me a tenner at the time, 2nd hand. Lol, I was the only other person in the room that didn't hit the deck aside from the teacher. Certainly took some stress out did that, just what I needed after a week of math lessons :D
(just try expecting a severe dyscalculic to pick up algebra and trigonometry by a sort of osmosis-as if, by sitting in proximity to people who AREN'T complete math dunces, it might somehow seep through whilst I abruptly jump from primary school level to GCSE level/bordering A-level)
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Licking by Lestat?
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Murder?
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Necking from eris?
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Oinky doinky them.. cos ja, needless to say.. that'll teach 'm. (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
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Pierce their eyeballs with a corkscrew, rammed directly into the prefrontal cortex.
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Quarantine them... for 30 years without food.
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Rape with broken vodka bottle.
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Strangle them.
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Tornado
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Unravel their bowels, after slashing their stomach open, reach in, and squeeze their lungs from the inside, then hang the fucker from their own intestine as a noose :P
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Unravel their bowels, after slashing their stomach open, reach in, and squeeze their lungs from the inside, then hang the fucker from their own intestine as a noose :P
Nice. That was actually a punishment for real where I live in the 16th Century :viking:
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Vivisection
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Wax
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Lol, lit...I'm just created.
Water, boiling hot, administered forcibly via enema and poured down the throat at the same time.
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X-ray marathons, for the slow demise.
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Was my "W" not good or detailed enough? :grrr:
Yanni on repeat...
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Zip gun
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We posted at the same time trigger.
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Atom bomb.. (should be adequate).
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Burn them :flames:
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Cyanide.
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Dynamite stick up their arse :zoinks:
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Ebola virus infection.
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Fubar'd aeroplane.
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Gastritis, and then plug the exit. :fos:
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Hang them in piano wires :angel:
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Ignite them, when immersed in a lake of petrol. (Or should that come by W, using them as wicks? )
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Jump on their spleen with heavy shoes then confine them to prevent access to medical services until they bleed to death internally.
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Kill them with kindness. :M
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Let them drink fuming sulfuric acid :eyelash:
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Mastication ... zombie style
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Nuke them
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'orribly mutilate them.
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Poke/probe them in the eyes, till you reach the inside of their toes.
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quickly
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Rant on and on and on and on about your special interest until they die from boredom.
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Slide them into a pool of lava.
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torch them
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Unravel their intestines from the rectal end, and surgically reattatch it to their trachea, dosing them on a massive amount of MgSO4, causing them to shit in their lungs, drowning in their own diarrheoea.
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Venture to know their innards by using a very sharp knife.
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Whittle them away to nothing.
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XXL knitting pin through their ears. You know, one side in.. out the other. Well, you should see the look in their eyes then. :autism:
(um, sørry)
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Yank out the jugular and let em bleed to death
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Zap them with a death ray
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Acid-soaked bacon. Who could resist?
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Butter their front steps
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Cyanide cookies.
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Drowning (accidently on purpose)
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Entice them to enter the landing bay of your spacecraft. Open airlock.
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Fucking, lower their ass into a pit of alligators
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Guinea pigs. Millions of 'em.
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Hellfire and Brimstone
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Instruments of torture
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Jack
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Kapkao. In the library. With the lead pipe.
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Lutra in the kitchen with a knife
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Monopoly game to the death!
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*Napalm
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Order for them at a restaurant. Make sure they're serving....THE SALMON MOUSSE!!!
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Precision bombing
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Quietly sprinkle a little iocane powder in their goblet.
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rapid decompression
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Scented noose. Distract your victim from their agony with the pleasant odor of spring lilacs.
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tied to a stake and set on fire
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Ultimate wedgie - OF DEATH!
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vehicular manslaughter
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Wildebeest stampede
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xtremelou with a hatchet
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You watch your victim's every move until they go insane and jump off a cliff
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zealously cut off the oxygen supply on board their spaceship
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Arsenal of deadly weapons
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Bazooka at twenty paces
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Cats. The killer variety.
(http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx209/Corzar28/monsterc.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Corzar28/media/monsterc.jpg.html)
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Drone strike authorised by the president
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Ejector seat malfunction. Steal parachute beforehand.
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french kiss with a blowtorch
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Gorilla mosh pit
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Hit them with a wrecking ball
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Interrogation accident
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Jump on them while wearing sharpened cleats.
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kick off balcony
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Lead them into a bottomless pit
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make them slurp battery acid
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Needles in the eyes!
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occupant of burning house
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Pit of despair!
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Quake caused abyss
shove 'em in
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Rip off their naughty bits.
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Sling them off a bridge
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Tickle torture until they're toast.
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Use them as shark bait
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Vigilante justice.
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Wildwest hanging
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X-acto knife
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Yell loudly when they dont know you are behind them
Scare them to death
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Zorro slice them
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Apple mistake
The arrow missed
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Bite them. HARD.
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Cunnilingus cancer
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Drinking antifreeze
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Enriched uranium in pillow
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Fill them with helium and watch them float away.
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Guillotine. Off with their heads.
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Hang them on butchers hooks.
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impregnate them with alien babies, that burst out of their chest
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Jail them for thirty years without food or water.
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Isn't p/m a week sufficient then? Without water, I mean. Even less, I suppose. :green:
Um?
~
Kick in the stomach.. and then just poop on their faces. Like, live.
Might not kill them.. but sounds like fun, not?
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Lock them tight in a box.
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Marinade them in caustic soda, and simmer for 24 hours. :headbang2:
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'Neck-tie' them. Like really tight.. and see them turn blue in the face.
(.. and then.. ) :headexplode:
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oxygen depravation
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Penis removal...
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Quarter them, medieval style, with the use of four horses.
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Roast them.
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Stuff them full of foam insulation.
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Tie their arteries in a knot.
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Untie their shoes when they're not looking, thus causing a fatal fall! :desert:
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Vent your poisonous breath in their general direction! :halitosis:
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Whip it ... whip it good! :dom:
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Xylophone shoved up the rectum... :zombiefuck:
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yanking a knot in their neck
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Zombie fisting
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Absolute "dispeliculation."
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Bore them to death with BruceCM :o
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Crockpot treatment. Leaving their flesh juicy and ready to fall of the bone.
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Crap. How, you all wonder?
A tight-sealed face mask with a hole in it, and a length of pipe wide enough so it doesn't just set and clog the piping.
Pipe introduced to hole, after giving the victim a MASSIVE dose of magnesium sulfate, and a near lethal senna overdose, or some other irritating type laxative.
The other end of the pipe is covered in superglue for a quite considerable length. It goes up the arse hole of the person to die. And they are then trussed up with padlocks and chains, to be left there, until the shite crawls up the pipe, and where is the other end implanted? through the mouth and nose go pipes connecting them all, and then are fed into the bronchii of the lungs.