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Title: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on August 18, 2009, 12:18:19 AM
Slimy viscious kosher-bosher Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button. :tinfoil: :arrr:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 18, 2009, 01:16:58 AM
Fucking emo bullshit minge-licking dick-sucking politically-correct fucktards.....
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on August 18, 2009, 01:22:41 AM
Not only the hangman rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret even worse deadly gangster Jew disease; from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy (top secret)! :tantrum: :arrr:                                                   
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on August 18, 2009, 01:25:09 AM
I want you to kill my wife. I want you to fuck my wife up the ass and then...destroy the ass, because...she's breaking my bones!
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 18, 2009, 01:28:46 AM
Randy is the most intellectual person on the planet. His wit and wisdom far outweigh that of Shakespeare and Bacon rolled into one.









































































Now if that isn't absurd, then what is.....
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 01, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
Boomshanka :toporly:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Adam on September 01, 2009, 07:04:24 PM
i think city are gonna win the league this season
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 01, 2009, 07:42:24 PM
I think Richard Nixon was undervalued by the American people....

Especially those at Kent State.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 03, 2009, 05:14:18 PM
I'll beat, I'll beat, I'll beat, I'll beat, I'll beat that bitch with a hit  :insane:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 04, 2009, 07:16:56 AM
I'm the scat man *cues music*
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Phlexor on September 04, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
I'm the scat man *cues music*

I'm sure that's Lit's theme song.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 04, 2009, 09:12:23 AM
 :indeed:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 04, 2009, 10:35:52 AM
A certain someone on here lusts for me day and night!
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 04, 2009, 08:48:34 PM
Anastashia Florinyeva....  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: punkdrew on September 04, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: punkdrew on September 04, 2009, 09:23:15 PM
A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: P7PSP on September 04, 2009, 09:34:11 PM
Cerebus was the inspiration for Holy Trinity.  :-[ Sorry, I fucked up, that's not absurd.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Natalia Evans on September 04, 2009, 10:50:18 PM
All men are pigs

Every time a man takes you out, he wants sex

Women are asexual

Anyone who hangs around children are pedophiles

Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 05, 2009, 12:04:19 AM
peanut butter.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8av63zK5z1A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8av63zK5z1A)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 05, 2009, 12:39:58 AM
The lenght runs faster than the width.

The tulip was shocked by the death of the shrimp.

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Natalia Evans on September 05, 2009, 10:06:35 PM
"Spokane Girl is just going to aspie groups to manipulate others into her fetish and use them."
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 05, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
Spokane Girl gave technical advice on the 'poo diaper' sketch on Jackass Vol 3.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 05, 2009, 11:58:59 PM
I am not a complete and total perv! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Phlexor on September 06, 2009, 02:03:02 AM
"Spokane Girl is just going to aspie groups to manipulate others into her fetish and use them."

We wouldn't be surprised you know.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Natalia Evans on September 07, 2009, 12:00:18 AM
"Spokane Girl is just going to aspie groups to manipulate others into her fetish and use them."

We wouldn't be surprised you know.


It was a parody of a troll saying that at Autism Speaks. Someone came there to slander me and tried to make me look bad but he or she did a terrible job and I made him or her look like an idiot. Then the next day the troll was gone, it either left or got banned. Obviously it was someone who is my enemy, someone who really hates me, someone who likes to follow me around because that person posted a link on there from this forum showing a list of names I have gone by on here but guess what, it showed the list of names other members have gone by too on here so what was that person trying to show? That I am different people online, someone who likes to pretend she is different people and someone else? Well that troll just made him herself look like an idiot because there were also others on the list "who pretended to be different people too." That person also knew about my fetish and knew the things I have said at WP so it's just obvious I have some hate fan and that person lost because I pwned that person. I just showed links to other places where people were claiming they have AS and also have the diaper fetish so it made him/her look like an idiot.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2009, 01:26:11 AM
Rumour has it that Spokane Girl is secretly plotting to steal Cockney Rebel's diaper supply - whether they are used or not.....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Natalia Evans on September 07, 2009, 11:21:04 AM
Don't use infant formula, it may be causing autism
You hate children if you are bothered by loud ones
Autistic people can't have diaper fetishes, those who do are role players
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 13, 2009, 02:38:01 AM
I'm corporal Joseph Porta and we don't carry corpses.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 13, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
Rumour has it Soleiyu has a brain.

It's only a rumour.  ;D
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Phlexor on September 13, 2009, 12:12:37 PM
Rumour has it Soleiyu has a brain.

It's only a rumour.  ;D

You shouldn't believe everything you hear.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 13, 2009, 10:14:47 PM
"In India people take opium to get the courage to murder. Then they rally out in the open streets and chop down eveyone they're coming across. English travellers have encountered such insanity in Batavia."

- Marquis de Sade

 8)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 13, 2009, 10:21:53 PM
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change  ;)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 14, 2009, 11:13:43 AM
kmujnrea32xcgw cx!
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: 'andersom' on September 14, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
kmujnrea32xcgw cx!

I love Anton too.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 14, 2009, 08:59:41 PM
kmujnrea32xcgw cx!

I love Anton too.

Penelope?  Is that you?  :twitch:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: jman on September 14, 2009, 09:05:20 PM
Lit is a logical, sound person
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Untermensch on September 14, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
I ran over a pirus
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 15, 2009, 12:37:07 AM
pirus = penis virus.

OUCH!
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 15, 2009, 12:48:08 AM
I'll discumgalliumfriate you! I will by ling!

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Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Blasted on September 18, 2009, 01:59:13 PM
I'm an arrrrrse
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 09, 2013, 11:47:36 AM
"We find in the records that at Salamis the son of Euthymenes grew to 4 ft. 6 in. in his third year; he walked slowly, was dull of sense, became sexually quite mature, had a bass voice, and was carried off by a sudden attack of paralysis when he turned three. We ourselves recently saw almost all these features except sexual maturity in a son of the Knight of Rome Cornelius Tacitus, Deputy Finance Minister in Belgic Gaul. The Greeks call these cases 'perverts,' but in the Latin country there is no name for them."

Pliny the Elder

 8)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2013, 11:52:37 AM
People are too small to stand up on mars.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: odeon on September 09, 2013, 11:56:41 AM
The fourth dimension is just above the two-dimensional universe.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2013, 12:18:01 PM
Intelligent design is backed by far more than the theory of evolution.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Semicolon on September 09, 2013, 01:15:35 PM
There is no admin conspiracy. :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: odeon on September 09, 2013, 10:36:09 PM
 :voodoo:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 10, 2013, 03:58:22 PM
Hamburg, the 14th of February 1939. Today our beloved Führer with his presence honoured the christening of the most powerful battleship that the world has ever seen  :nerdy:

Sink the Bismarck! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEW9Q1kccTw#ws)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2013, 05:02:17 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: odeon on September 10, 2013, 10:56:25 PM
Rage and Lit both finally saw the light and realised guns are bad. :trollface:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 11, 2013, 11:01:26 AM
Rage and Lit both finally saw the light and realised guns are bad. :trollface:
:kapkao:

PRAISE COMMUNISM
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 11, 2013, 04:25:57 PM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 11, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:

I'd love to debate you on that sarcasming you just did there.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Semicolon on September 11, 2013, 07:42:04 PM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:

I'd love to debate you on that sarcasming you just did there.

It would be an interesting debate. Perhaps Possum would join Trigger to make it even. :CanofWorms:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 11, 2013, 08:02:04 PM
Indeed. I beat both they asses.

:kapkao:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Genesis on September 11, 2013, 08:28:50 PM
I got slapped by a blonde at work one time.... turned out she was Drunk.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 12, 2013, 05:53:16 AM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:

I'd love to debate you on that sarcasming you just did there.

It would be an interesting debate. Perhaps Possum would join Trigger to make it even. :CanofWorms:

I'd take Rage down myself in less than five words. :headbang2: Possum would just distract me. :eyelash:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Semicolon on September 12, 2013, 07:03:28 AM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:

I'd love to debate you on that sarcasming you just did there.

It would be an interesting debate. Perhaps Possum would join Trigger to make it even. :CanofWorms:

I'd take Rage down myself in less than five words. :headbang2: Possum would just distract me. :eyelash:

Nobody loves me
I am all alone
Is it too much to ask
For someone to bone?

:eyebrows:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 12, 2013, 10:19:07 AM
Lolboobs. Good one dude.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: MLA on September 12, 2013, 10:48:31 AM
Debate.  It doesn't mean what you think it does  :autism:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 12, 2013, 02:22:12 PM
Debate.  It doesn't mean what you think it does  :autism:

That was so ironic I actually laughed.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 12, 2013, 10:38:01 PM
Lit and Rage are the most interesting members, with the most open-minded views of the world we live in.
 :hahaha:

I'd love to debate you on that sarcasming you just did there.

It would be an interesting debate. Perhaps Possum would join Trigger to make it even. :CanofWorms:

I'd take Rage down myself in less than five words. :headbang2: Possum would just distract me. :eyelash:

Nobody loves me
I am all alone
Is it too much to ask
For someone to bone?

:eyebrows:

I don't get it?!?!  :dunno: ???
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: odeon on September 12, 2013, 11:17:13 PM
Logic prevails.
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 13, 2013, 04:45:06 AM
Look boys, isn't it a beauty?  :tard:

Aldo Valletti doppiato in turco in Salò o le 120 giornate di sodoma (2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bTV6vGtUU#ws)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: TheoK on September 13, 2013, 03:32:07 PM
I, who have killed my father and eaten human flesh, tremble with joy! :arrr:

PIGSTY (PORCILE) (Masters of Cinema) Original Italian Theatrical Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c22GE3ldZ3o#)
Title: Re: Say something absurd
Post by: Genesis on September 15, 2013, 01:13:50 PM
I feel like I am the Nyan Cat... except instead of rainbows following me. Its the Border Control Agents known as the Minutemen.