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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: RageBeoulve on June 14, 2009, 07:54:09 PM

Title: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 14, 2009, 07:54:09 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090614/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear

Dude man... last thing the world needs right now. This just gives world leaders an excuse to drain more money out of the common man.  :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2: :facepalm2:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: jman on June 14, 2009, 10:33:17 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Callaway on June 14, 2009, 11:13:13 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:08:03 AM
It's the only necrocracy in the world. :smarty:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Parts on June 15, 2009, 05:19:54 AM
He is a complete nut job.  Not in good health if rumors are to be believed anything can happen but he's holding out for money
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 05:25:06 AM
He is a complete nut job.  Not in good health if rumors are to be believed anything can happen but he's holding out for money

Officially the country is run by his dead father. That's why it's a necrocracy.  ;)
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 06:45:00 AM
He's a fucking idiot. I think he should be blown away. We can still neutralize the weapons before they get here way better than korea can. We have a lot more weapons. We should fuck them up dammit!
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 06:47:37 AM
Best case scenario.

Korea: I havea nucklea weapnz! I dangerous!

America/China/Russia/Europe: Man shut the fuck up. *launch fucking everything*

Korea: *explode* OH SHIIIII
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 06:55:40 AM
What a great firework! :toporly: :headexplode: :spacecraft: :party: :arrr:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: SovaNu on June 15, 2009, 08:02:57 AM
lol
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 11:34:21 AM
It's actually at the same time a deocracy, since the father and son Kim are the same person and the son is God, according to the North Korean constitution!  :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 11:58:00 AM
It's actually at the same time a deocracy, since the father and son Kim are the same person and the son is God, according to the North Korean constitution!  :P

Yeeeah. I say we should drop 50 nukes on their asses. Just get rid of them.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 11:58:37 AM
But he's God - you can't kill him!!!  :o
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: jman on June 15, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
It's actually at the same time a deocracy, since the father and son Kim are the same person and the son is God, according to the North Korean constitution!  :P

Yeeeah. I say we should drop 50 nukes on their asses. Just get rid of them.

Yes yes and  hundreds and thousands of innocent people   :thumbdn:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 12:29:17 PM
It's actually at the same time a deocracy, since the father and son Kim are the same person and the son is God, according to the North Korean constitution!  :P

Yeeeah. I say we should drop 50 nukes on their asses. Just get rid of them.

Yes yes and  hundreds and thousands of innocent people   :thumbdn:

Yeah thats the problem. :'(
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
But they're gooks! :toporly: :hitler: :arrr:  :angel:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 15, 2009, 01:08:31 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Alex179 on June 15, 2009, 01:11:32 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.
If Japan had any real military, North Korea would be getting destroyed right now.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 15, 2009, 01:13:10 PM
The US won't let them due to paranoia of Japan getting revenge, I guess.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:16:24 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.

 :agreed:


I just have one dilemma: I hope that I will be among the last to die, to do so assured that "mankind" is actually wiped out once and for all and that I can really rest in peace.  :angel:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 15, 2009, 01:18:50 PM
I doubt it, there will be probably a pocketful of survivers here and there. IRL fallout here we come, although I'm saddened we don't have power armor. :zoinks:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:20:56 PM
I doubt it, there will be probably a pocketful of survivers here and there. IRL fallout here we come, although I'm saddened we don't have power armor. :zoinks:

I agree. Damned humanity. They don't even know when to die properly.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Alex179 on June 15, 2009, 01:24:59 PM
The US won't let them due to paranoia of Japan getting revenge, I guess.
This is true, sadly they would be doing the dirty work of destroying North Korea right now if they did have a military.   I wonder how long it would take for them to turn on the US.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 15, 2009, 01:28:04 PM
I don't really know, a lot of them seem indifferent about the US now. Some do have an anti-US viewpoint, but they're a minority.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 01:32:15 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.

 :agreed:


I just have one dilemma: I hope that I will be among the last to die, to do so assured that "mankind" is actually wiped out once and for all and that I can really rest in peace.  :angel:

Do you realize how ridiculous that statement was?  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.

 :agreed:


I just have one dilemma: I hope that I will be among the last to die, to do so assured that "mankind" is actually wiped out once and for all and that I can really rest in peace.  :angel:

Do you realize how ridiculous that statement was?  :facepalm2:

I mean it. I hate mankind, but it will be a good death if I know that all other people will be dead TOO.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on June 15, 2009, 01:44:35 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 01:47:08 PM
Cant really say im bothered, N. Korea cant even launch its nukes properly. If they manage to blow shit up, ill just sit back and watch humanity destroy itself.

 :agreed:


I just have one dilemma: I hope that I will be among the last to die, to do so assured that "mankind" is actually wiped out once and for all and that I can really rest in peace.  :angel:

Do you realize how ridiculous that statement was?  :facepalm2:

I mean it. I hate mankind, but it will be a good death if I know that all other people will be dead TOO.

So you just want to kill everyone. I thought thats what you meant. Not cool man.  :minusevil:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

Explain.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:50:26 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

 :agreed:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on June 15, 2009, 01:51:40 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

Explain.
Haven't you noticed what Kim actually is...
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 01:55:09 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

Explain.
Haven't you noticed what Kim actually is...

Oh I see. I thought he was just an asshole.  :orly:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:55:46 PM
Too bad he's a gook at the same time.  :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 01:57:45 PM
We must nuke the gooks!  :zoinks::hitler::arrr:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

If North Korea bombs either Japan or South Korea, the US is bound by treaties to defend them, so there would be a war.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 02:02:53 PM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

If North Korea bombs either Japan or South Korea, the US is bound by treaties to defend them, so there would be a war.

But that's great.  :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Parts on June 15, 2009, 02:40:14 PM
We must nuke the gooks!  :zoinks::hitler::arrr:

Haven't heard that one since my favorite uncle died :plus:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
We must nuke the gooks!  :zoinks::hitler::arrr:

Haven't heard that one since my favorite uncle died :plus:

We young Swedes who weren't brainwashed watched a lots of Vietnam movies in the 80's. The Yanks were the heroes and the gooks were the crooks, of course.  8)
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Parts on June 15, 2009, 02:51:07 PM
He fought the Japaneses and the Koreans and did he have stories to tell
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 15, 2009, 02:55:26 PM
He fought the Japaneses and the Koreans and did he have stories to tell

He was B R A V E! :arrr:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Parts on June 15, 2009, 02:57:36 PM
Yes he was
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:11:55 AM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.

Has anyone considered the possibility that the 'stroke' story is a diversionary tactic so they can shore up more power, whilst 'appearing' to be in a state of inertia?...Good tactic.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on June 16, 2009, 06:16:19 AM
Kim Jong isn't going to do shit, he's just a demented bunch of hot air

Kim Jong Il or his son, Kim Jong Un?

I think that North Korea is a huge nuclear threat, myself.
What are they going to do - send us the bomb on the Oriental express?

Anyway - I like the idea of an Aspie nuclear bomb.

If North Korea bombs either Japan or South Korea, the US is bound by treaties to defend them, so there would be a war.
LOL. Any political analyst worth their salt will be able to tell you that the North Korean leadership just want to die in their beds and enjoy fine cigars and whiskey in the meantime. Its just political posturing so his son can continue the dynasty.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
I think he's just a stupid ass.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 17, 2009, 06:23:15 AM
I think he's just a stupid ass.

He is. But he is a stupid ass with an incredible power in his own realm. Over his own people he has more power than even Hitler or Stalin ever had. They murder their own citizens when they test new weapons and force young girls to work in brothels, even if they had done no harm whatsoever. That's worse than Stalin. Even Saddam was relatively nice in comparison.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 18, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
Lit, do you understand the meaning of "hypocrite"?
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 19, 2009, 02:25:52 AM
 ???
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on June 19, 2009, 02:46:25 AM
Lit, do you understand the meaning of "hypocrite"?
:D
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 19, 2009, 09:35:10 AM
Lit, do you understand the meaning of "hypocrite"?
:D

Lit has the basics of the right idea but there are some concepts I think he really just can't grasp.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on June 19, 2009, 09:41:35 AM
Lit, do you understand the meaning of "hypocrite"?
:D

Lit has the basics of the right idea but there are some concepts I think he really just can't grasp.
Or chooses not to.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 19, 2009, 10:32:10 AM
 8)
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 26, 2009, 06:17:20 PM
???

I guess not. You're definitely not your IQ score, mongoloid. :hahaha:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 10:24:08 PM
At least he's BRAVE
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 29, 2009, 10:25:42 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 10:34:28 PM
And immune to sarcasm. :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 29, 2009, 10:38:20 PM
 :agreed: 8)
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 10:49:02 PM
Miss ya.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: TheoK on June 29, 2009, 10:51:14 PM
 :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK KIM?
Post by: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 10:56:00 PM
Don't stick your tongue out.

Males begging isn't attractive.