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Title: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 08, 2009, 11:18:46 PM
and ask me more questions.. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Mr Smith on June 09, 2009, 02:13:15 AM
wut
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: TheoK on June 09, 2009, 02:16:32 AM
jman isn't BRAVE!  :P
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on June 09, 2009, 12:07:53 PM
How would *you* know? :P
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 09, 2009, 12:15:19 PM
Where did you leave your balls?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on June 09, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
And what did you do with Heinrich's? :P
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 09, 2009, 12:31:39 PM
Was it you who stuck the broomstick up odeon's ass?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 09, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
Did you count all the underware you stole from Fiona's washing line?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 09, 2009, 01:17:21 PM
And do you wear them?  :belly:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on June 09, 2009, 01:21:21 PM
Was it you who stuck the broomstick up odeon's ass?  :zoinks:

And I thought you were trying to be friendly.:P
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: SovaNu on June 09, 2009, 04:33:51 PM
and i thought you liked heinrich
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 09, 2009, 04:39:09 PM
I thought he liked me too :(
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 09, 2009, 05:29:23 PM
I thought he liked me too :(

I don't like you either. You watch yourself. We're wanted men.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 09, 2009, 05:37:29 PM
Why do I need to watch myself if you're wanted men?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: DirtDawg on June 09, 2009, 06:38:41 PM
and i thought you liked heinrich

I do, but I want him to take the next step and make others laugh.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: DirtDawg on June 09, 2009, 06:39:45 PM
I thought he liked me too :(

I don't like you either. You watch yourself. We're wanted men.

Is this the way you always start a Bro'mance?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 09, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
I thought he liked me too :(

I don't like you either. You watch yourself. We're wanted men.

Is this the way you always start a Bro'mance?

No. Its how I quote star wars. Lol.  :green:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
wut

ask me questions, blondie
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:00:41 PM
jman isn't BRAVE!  :P

You're one to talk Mr. I-Snort-Sugar-Pretening-Its-Cocaine  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:01:17 PM
Where did you leave your balls?

In your mom's mouth
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
And what did you do with Heinrich's? :P

Stuck them in a can of Spaghetios and donated it to the Food Bank
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
Was it you who stuck the broomstick up odeon's ass?  :zoinks:

ummmm
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:03:23 PM
Did you count all the underware you stole from Fiona's washing line?

No but I did create a Shrine with them all  :wanker:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 09, 2009, 07:04:12 PM
And do you wear them?  :belly:


Only for sexual pleasure  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on June 10, 2009, 01:52:18 AM
and i thought you liked heinrich

I do, when he's not behaving like a garden variety troll.

Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: SovaNu on June 10, 2009, 04:14:31 AM
maybe he's a gnome.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: TheoK on June 10, 2009, 05:57:26 AM
Maybe he is Stinky.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 10, 2009, 07:41:29 AM
and i thought you liked heinrich

I do, when he's not behaving like a garden variety troll.



At least someone sees it the way I do.  :plus:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Parts on June 10, 2009, 02:11:39 PM
Stroke mine first :penis: :zoinks:
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Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on June 10, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
Jman, do your parents know your gay? :laugh:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 10, 2009, 06:46:22 PM
Jman, do your parents know your gay? :laugh:

I am not gay, where did you ever get that idea  :ghey:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 10, 2009, 06:47:22 PM
Stroke mine first :penis: :zoinks:

I don't give unless I have received  :green:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Adam on June 11, 2009, 07:19:12 PM
Do you like coconuts?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 11, 2009, 10:27:32 PM
Do you like coconuts?

bleggghhh
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 15, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
He likes mine.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?

Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:17:24 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:24:49 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:32:00 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o

Now, the thing is....one would say that a man who is 'challenged' in the size department tends to try to overcompensate for it in other areas. I'm all for a man trying hard to please me!  (Albeit, I may show him little or no reward for doing so, so hence said 'size challenged' ones try harder still for an Ass Burger girl!)
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:34:46 AM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o

Now, the thing is....one would say that a man who is 'challenged' in the size department tends to try to overcompensate for it in other areas. I'm all for a man trying hard to please me!  (Albeit, I may show him little or no reward for doing so, so hence said 'size challenged' ones try harder still for an Ass Burger girl!)

Well to be honest its around eight inches long, depending on how good of a day it is. I also have aspergers and I am not interested in sexual encounters with others as often as most. I'm an aspergers guy.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on June 16, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Well the few sexual partners I've had (2) were fairly satisfied, but I would say its about average
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: SovaNu on June 16, 2009, 04:15:45 PM
i love cashews
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: TheoK on June 17, 2009, 06:28:09 AM
Milla Cashewilla.  :P
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: El on August 02, 2009, 10:02:32 AM
How long've you had my name under your avatar, and how come you decided to mention me there?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: TheoK on August 02, 2009, 10:09:19 AM
Wench, it's Latin and means "Asperger(person)s' rule over the whole universe!" :arrr:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: El on August 02, 2009, 11:42:03 AM
Wench, it's Latin and means "Asperger(person)s' rule over the whole universe!" :arrr:
Umm, isn't this jman's ask away thread?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: TheoK on August 02, 2009, 11:43:55 AM
No, all threads are belong to mine.  8)
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on August 02, 2009, 12:29:45 PM
How long've you had my name under your avatar, and how come you decided to mention me there?


I found the avatar on another site and decided to use it, later on I noticed that the woman in the avatar resembles the woman in your avatar hence I used your name as a joke.

If your name in my avatar bothers you I'll change it.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Frolic_Fun on August 02, 2009, 12:31:01 PM
At first I thought it was a Fiona pisstake.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: El on August 02, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
How long've you had my name under your avatar, and how come you decided to mention me there?


I found the avatar on another site and decided to use it, later on I noticed that the woman in the avatar resembles the woman in your avatar hence I used your name as a joke.

If your name in my avatar bothers you I'll change it.
It didn't bother me, I just wasn't sure how it was meant.  Apparently it was totally random.
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: iceman1985 on August 02, 2009, 07:34:16 PM
Jman, do your parents know your gay? :laugh:
i guess so :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Bastet on September 26, 2012, 01:25:25 PM
How big does your ego get when stroked?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on September 26, 2012, 05:34:21 PM
big enough to hurt  :orly:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Bastet on September 26, 2012, 07:06:48 PM
big enough to hurt  :orly:

 :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Callaway on September 26, 2012, 08:30:18 PM
big enough to hurt  :orly:

Hi Jman.

 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on September 26, 2012, 11:08:10 PM
How are you these days, Jman?
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: jman on September 27, 2012, 04:19:33 AM
I've been better Odeon, I am unemployed (again), and I am still single. The good news is that I have developed quite a few friendships this past couple years, which partially explains my absence. Another good thing is that I am going to be acquiring (atleast temporarily) my grandparents' house. So atleast I have that to look forward to,
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: odeon on September 27, 2012, 12:04:42 PM
It's good to see you around here, anyway. :)
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: Bastet on July 25, 2013, 08:08:07 AM
Penis
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 25, 2013, 09:10:10 AM
Hey its GAYMAN! Lol. Glad to see you're still in good health, dude. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Stroke my ego..
Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2013, 06:34:08 PM
Penis
qft.