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Title: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: jman on May 07, 2009, 11:13:59 PM
Sean Hannity attacks Obama for putting grey poupon on his burger

I usually can't stand the Huffington Post's biased reporting but this is too funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: TheoK on May 07, 2009, 11:17:35 PM
You don't put mustard on burgers, you put it on hot dogs. But dijon is a good mustard in it's right place.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on May 07, 2009, 11:39:06 PM
Mustard does go on burgers, I don't know why anyone would care how BO seasons his food.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: jman on May 07, 2009, 11:51:05 PM
Mustard does go on burgers, I don't know why anyone would care how BO seasons his food.

apparently wing nuts like Hannity do
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: TheoK on May 07, 2009, 11:58:52 PM
Mustard does go on burgers, I don't know why anyone would care how BO seasons his food.

We don't eat mustard on burgers in Europe, we eat ketchup and/or dressing on them.  ;)
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Parts on May 08, 2009, 05:26:34 AM
 Just shows you can't trust that man :laugh:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Callaway on May 08, 2009, 07:35:26 AM
Sean Hannity attacks Obama for putting grey poupon on his burger

I usually can't stand the Huffington Post's biased reporting but this is too funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html

Funny.

I like dijon mustard on my hamburgers too but I had no idea that made me elitist.   

I also like mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickle and spinach if they are available on my hamburger.  I wonder what would be made of that?
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Parts on May 08, 2009, 10:09:50 AM
Sean Hannity attacks Obama for putting grey poupon on his burger

I usually can't stand the Huffington Post's biased reporting but this is too funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html

Funny.

I like dijon mustard on my hamburgers too but I had no idea that made me elitist.   

I also like mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickle and spinach if they are available on my hamburger.  I wonder what would be made of that?

Well I'll never vote for you :P
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: TheoK on May 08, 2009, 10:34:05 AM
My brother calls vegetables on burgers "vicious".  :green:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Callaway on May 08, 2009, 11:15:49 AM
Sean Hannity attacks Obama for putting grey poupon on his burger

I usually can't stand the Huffington Post's biased reporting but this is too funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html

Funny.

I like dijon mustard on my hamburgers too but I had no idea that made me elitist.   

I also like mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickle and spinach if they are available on my hamburger.  I wonder what would be made of that?

Well I'll never vote for you :P

 :laugh:

I forgot that sometimes I like avocado or guacamole on a burger too.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: TheoK on May 08, 2009, 11:32:27 AM
Women. Avocado on a burger.  ::)
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Parts on May 08, 2009, 11:49:52 AM
Sean Hannity attacks Obama for putting grey poupon on his burger

I usually can't stand the Huffington Post's biased reporting but this is too funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/07/hannity-attacks-obama-for_n_198851.html

Funny.

I like dijon mustard on my hamburgers too but I had no idea that made me elitist.   

I also like mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickle and spinach if they are available on my hamburger.  I wonder what would be made of that?

Well I'll never vote for you :P

 :laugh:

I forgot that sometimes I like avocado or guacamole on a burger too.


avocados  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Callaway on May 08, 2009, 02:16:21 PM
Women. Avocado on a burger.  ::)

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

 :smarty:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: TheoK on May 08, 2009, 02:30:32 PM
In Sweden we simply make burgers like this: fry them in a pan for about 5 minutes, turn them once in a minute. Put them in a bread and put chopped onions and ketchup over it.  8)
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Parts on May 08, 2009, 03:39:09 PM
In Sweden we simply make burgers like this: fry them in a pan for about 5 minutes, turn them once in a minute. Put them in a bread and put chopped onions and ketchup over it.  8)

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: punkdrew on May 08, 2009, 08:37:06 PM
Women. Avocado on a burger.  ::)

I gotta give ya plus 1 on that, Lit.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Icequeen on May 08, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
Cheese, ketchup, mustard, onions, & pickle.

Sometimes cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce & tomato.

Depends on my mood. :laugh:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: SleepyDragon on May 09, 2009, 01:56:10 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Icequeen on May 09, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

That sounds good. :laugh:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Parts on May 09, 2009, 10:06:43 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Icequeen on May 09, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:

I'll eat just about anything, this from someone who basically lived off of macaroni & cheese and crackers as a kid. I really hate it when someone mixes peas in my mashed potatoes though. Go figure.

Most things I have a problem with are as a result of texture.
Another thing I can't eat is ice cream once it starts to melt.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Callaway on May 09, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Sounds good, but I've never tried beetroot, egg, or pineapple on a burger before.

I first tried guacamole on a burger when my husband and I were on our honeymoon in Cancun and I thought that it was really good.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: punkdrew on May 28, 2009, 04:58:40 AM
My brother calls vegetables on burgers "vicious".  :green:

"Vicious/you hit me w/ a flower"--Lou Reed
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on May 28, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
Lou Reed is cool. I wonder if he ever fucked up an otherwise good burger by putting Pineapple on it? More evidence that Aussies drink too much.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: punkdrew on May 28, 2009, 10:37:07 PM
I've had pineapple on a burger. It's really good!

I don't eat burgers much anymore, but every OIAW I get a hankering and head to the grocery for some White Castle.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 12:23:36 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 29, 2011, 12:25:30 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 12:27:13 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 29, 2011, 12:28:53 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 12:29:47 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 29, 2011, 12:31:13 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 12:39:54 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 29, 2011, 12:41:46 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 12:46:27 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   :2thumbsup:
Bog trotting heathen.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 29, 2011, 12:48:24 AM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   :2thumbsup:
Bog trotting heathen.  :hahaha:

 Plaid Protestant dork.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: eris on October 29, 2011, 01:28:28 AM
Ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on hot dog and anyone that doesnt agree with me obviously supports terrorism.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 01:37:06 PM
A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this. ;D

Too many foods together :zombiefuck:  I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time :laugh:
You have separation anxiety.  :nerdy:

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   :2thumbsup:
Casseroles are good.  :viking:

 They are the true food of the gods!   :2thumbsup:
New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.

 Is that a plain cheesecake or does it have toppings?   :orly:
Proper cheesecake doesn't need any toppings. Try pineapple upside down cake for that.

 But I love toppings, even on cheesecake!  Strawberries are great!   :2thumbsup:

My mom used to make a lemon cheesecake with cherry pie filling on top that was pretty good.
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2011, 03:41:06 PM
Ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on hot dog and anyone that doesnt agree with me obviously supports terrorism.
:lies: I will blow up your car for this slander.  :mo:
Title: Re: Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 26, 2014, 06:50:11 PM
Women. Avocado on a burger.  ::)

Avacado on burgers is a bit of a West Coast thing. It's actually pretty good.