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Title: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2006, 01:36:40 AM: here is a marvellous opportunity for all of us to embrace the wonder and... something or other which i8s Gunther. his philosophy is simple, his pout is life-changing, and we should all adopt him as a guru, and make lifestyle choices to reflect our new Guntherness. Gunthericity? Guntheration?

anyway, sod the Swami Oojit, or Seventh Day Adventism, or the Moonies, or David Icke, or Glastafarianism - Gunthericity is the way forward.

just click on his link - http://www.gunthernet.com/ - read his philosophy, and start Living In Gunther TODAY!! rest assured, peace of (no) mind (left, whatsoever) will follow shortly.

post your incredible experiences on this thread, and tell us how YOU welcomed Gunther into your life. or any particularly special piece of GunthWisdom.
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2006, 01:38:14 AM: i'll start: here is Gunther's phiosophy of life, in a nutshell:

"The four main things in GÃ¼nthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!"

and here is the GunthMeister himself:

(http://www.gunthernet.com/guntherimages2.jpg)

(looks a bit like eamonn to me...)
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2006, 03:04:53 PM: His long-lost brother?
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2006, 04:03:02 PM: gods help us all. you could be right. if so, we may be in BIG trouble, if eamonn has an extended family... :o
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Eamonn on August 01, 2006, 04:33:31 PM: Actually my long lost brother looks more like Chewbacca. Back on topic, i think what his philosiphies about preaching respect and sex makes sense. He definately has more to offer the world than he has been given credit for. If it wasnt for him and Eurotrash on channel 4 then we'd still be living in a conservative thatcher-like hell-hole. Long live Gunther!
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2006, 04:45:26 PM: i look a bit like chewbacca.

Scorrrrrchio!
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: McGiver on August 02, 2006, 12:47:02 AM: did he use mascara for his mustache, and is his hair really a shlong.
shlong-short on top, long in the back.
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 02, 2006, 12:56:26 AM: i'd say his hair - in fact, ALL of him - is a schlong, mcj. the man is a complete dick, let's face it. :laugh:
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: McGiver on August 02, 2006, 12:59:02 AM: i thought he was cool.
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 02, 2006, 01:06:02 AM: i...

you...

nope - i'm too horrified to respond. :o
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: duncvis on August 02, 2006, 04:02:44 AM: [The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape]

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad

Make it short in front and long in back!
short in front and long in back!
short in front and long in back!
short in front and long in back!

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do

I've got a Norco Neck Warmer, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
And then you'll have a Norco Neck Warmer like I do
I've got Hockey Hair, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you'll have Hockey Hair like I do
I've got Achy-Breaky Hair, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one too
And then you'll have Achy-Breaky Hair like I do
I've got a Mullet, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too
And then you'll have a Mullet like I do
I've got Forbidden Hair, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one too
And then you'll have Forbidden Hair like I do
I've got a Shlong, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one too
And then you'll have a Shlong like I do

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Leto729 on August 12, 2006, 11:16:59 AM: To Me He looks a little weird. What is up with His lips?
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Lucifer on August 12, 2006, 01:33:21 PM: too much going down on people. happeh may have been right, you know... :o

either that, or the wind changed, and he stayed like it. :laugh:
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Leto729 on August 12, 2006, 01:47:32 PM: Quote from: Lucifer on August 12, 2006, 01:33:21 PM
too much going down on people.Â happeh may have been right, you know...Â Â :o

either that, or the wind changed, and he stayed like it.Â Â :laugh:
God help us if happeh is right. ::)

I like the second one better. :laugh:
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Blasted on March 23, 2010, 11:15:09 AM: I'd prefer to be Herman.
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: 'andersom' on March 23, 2010, 11:30:39 AM: Quote from: Bint on March 23, 2010, 11:15:09 AM
I'd prefer to be Herman.
Herman?
:zombiefuck:
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_%28stier%29

OK, got more associations too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mEjmWnihrc
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: Blasted on March 23, 2010, 11:42:55 AM: Hesse :P
Title: Re: You can be Gunther, too!
Post by: 'andersom' on March 23, 2010, 03:13:40 PM: Better. Just wasn't the first of my associations.